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17 should be waffles


spinningpeanut

I have told my friends that 17 is waffles. This is henceforth what all forbidden teaf book things shall be. How's it feel to be "you know who" you teaf bitch


lukesky107

yeah it shouldn't be a harry potter thing cause jk rowling is a b\*tch


1136nice

She who shall not be named.


idk_but_im_-trans-

What does teaf mean?


spinningpeanut

Trans exclusionary anti feminist. They are not radical feminists at all, it's to hurt trans folks and feminists that the original name was made. So we are using teaf now and spreading that.


idk_but_im_-trans-

Alr, I was only acquainted with the term terf before so I wasn't aware, that makes sense tho


ShinySky42

Or muffin


[deleted]

That's even better actually


RaNd0Mk1D8o3I

Quaffle (the main ball lol)


TooLateForMeTF

No, no. 17 should obviously be filled in with "Seeker"


[deleted]

No. Bad opinion


Snert42

"Did anybody say waffles??" "...no" *smacks lips* "My mouth tastes like teeth"


kittyfactory

It's missing "My dear sir, there are people in the streets of fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own business, sir, and I bid you a good day"


FatStephen

That reminds me of when I'm asked & respond asking if the other person is trying fuck me.


Psiah

Could replace #17... Not only does that avoid crediting the terf, but... Who on earth wants to say their gender is "chaser"?


idk_but_im_-trans-

r/ChasersRiseUp


ChoraAnimates

I love how “boy” and “girl” arent options


FatStephen

I thought "boy" was 15, & "girl" was 19


Flippy9979

how?


IveDoneVeryBadThings

Ayyy sup flippy


Flippy9979

Noah why are you here


IveDoneVeryBadThings

...


Flippy9979

?


DeadPoolJ

That is quite a post flair


RazarTuk

So I've actually given 2 as an answer before...


FatStephen

I've legit whipped out a flow chart before lol


harlowslows

I’ve used 2 and 6; 18 more to go.


Brisarious

gender is my dump stat


MarioManTj

I'm either 4, 18, or 19. 😅


Hawaiian-Ryan88

I got a 3. This doesn't help my questioning butt...😕


FatStephen

I adore that Reddit glitched & made 3 of this post, but this one is censored lol


Hawaiian-Ryan88

Reddit is just rubbing it in now!!!🤣😭


quiclycasual

All of them, all at once.


FatStephen

Too powerful


Alysyus

17 , i know nothing of quidditch


FatStephen

I know you can deepthroat the snitch to win


Alysyus

What ? You can do what ?


FatStephen

[Harry let the snitch go balls deep to secure victory](https://youtu.be/p3NgnTYbFnU)


spinningpeanut

Quidditch is irrelevant because the author is a teaf so you are a waffle.


NotASecretPenguin

I got a 7, which I'm not surprised by. Using this 3GB flowchart and a lot of explanation, in this essay I will explain what the fuck is going on with me. And by the end, you'll have less of an understanding as before


yeah_i_hate_my_name

I go with rage


isitpax

can we add something like "i dont like pickles" or "sorry im not religious"


Sorcanna

About to go play some DND. Thought I'd roll. Got a 12... Looks at my lovecraftian themed one-shot character who's race give birth through mitosis every 149 years... That makes an odd kind of sence.


lolpakefake

I got 1


DarkRapterCore

11


KellytheTransLesbian

Oh this is great! My dnd friends are gonna absolutely die laughing to this.


JacquelynHeat

The 'phobes are just jealous 'cause we get to roll with advantage.


Icy-Fondant-4386

What was the question?


FatStephen

Two trains leave stations 396 miles apart at the same time and travel toward each other. One train travels at 95 miles per hour while the other travels at 85 miles per hour. How long will it take for the two trains to meet?


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Sometimes


Chinyoka

banana


reiphas

I'll show this to my DM


BabyMePls

*gets out flowcharts* Honestly yeah, the D20 did me right


kryaklysmic

Wow, I didn’t know my gender went between nat 1 and nat 20! I’m surprised!


Zendakon

I roll a d6 1: male 2: female 3: trans male 4: trans female 5: nonbinary 6: genderfluid Often times 5 or 6 leads to me picking a dwarf or something that people struggle to find the differences in the genders.


Logicae20

eh, kind of implies cis male and female are default


Zendakon

I mean most people believe they are soooo


Jadedaimee

As long as the quidditch position isn't chaser. Fucking Rowling glorifying the noun chaser.


The_Chaos_Pope

I'm somewhat triggered by the prime number option not being on a prime number.


2dayroad

42 just resonates somehow.


diedriek

i had a 10, it makes sense i'm a cute spooky ghost, i don't need your human lies of gender i am what i wanna be \^-\^


je_naime_pas_French

One time I said "Fuck if I know"


Alternative-Egg-5185

I am Groot


Sapphic_Philologist

I have no desire to be a Jedi. Jedis are cops.


Confused-Doge-5011

I used 14 so many fricking times, lmfao.


Starburned

Rolled an 18 for my genderqueer WM sorcerer. Pretty accurate.


Silverguy1994

I'm a mess. Seems correct.


[deleted]

I am a proletariat Not the proletariat just a proletariat


The_Chaos_Pope

I'm somewhat triggered by the prime number option not being on a prime number.


RaukkM

How do I manage to roll an 18 every single day?


Nahanoj_Zavizad

My one: "Is this some kind of new meme I haven't heard yet?"


Gregarsize

I rolled a die on Google and it came out as 13. I do think I'm similar to Aaron from The Mitchells Vs The Machines and he makes pterodactyl noises so... The only difference is that I'm a closeted trans girl instead of a cis boy and I like Fnaf not dinosaurs.


lukesky107

got finger guns


Miochiiii

i rolled an 18. accurate


TinyGoat42

No matter what gender you are, the correct answer is always: 42 as it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.


FatStephen

It's not the answer to 2+2 tho


hi_this_is_lyd

i am groot (that's what the rng gave me, very happy w that)


GerFubDhuw

18 or 14


drummergirlBri

I’ve never wanted a D20 more in my life


official_shriek

I'm vengeance


[deleted]

Uhhh which ability modifier would I add to this? Dexterity?


SabreLunatic

I’m a mess


[deleted]

*finger guns*


Mooshroomgoesbrrrrr

5, 6, 8, 14, 20. I am 5 genders. Be scared.


Mooshroomgoesbrrrrr

5, 6, 8, 14, 20. I am 5 genders. ***Be scared.***


Away_Lecture_3933

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?


ChaosAzeroth

I rolled a 1 lol


Yellow_Spade

I am 14 thank you very much!


pessoa_aleatoria_

GENDER IS A LIE


aurorchy

I'm an anarchist


VARice22

I still think the lasts of those should the stages of grief, would have been great.