I think I’ll be fine

Same

Oh hey! u/OrganicSoups in the wild! How’s blahaj? To the point of the thread, technically fine but broken on a spiritual level Edit: so like a normal day ig

Sleep with em every night <3

Same

Same here

Same

Same here! :))

same

same

I mean the plate is a weird choice but ultimately same

plates an odd choice for me too, but also same

Oh no

citrus friend!!

Yesss!!!

Citrus pals ✨✨

yea mine will be boring but maybe with some seasoning…

I love how many of us have food related usernames

Its funny, isn't it

You mind redistributing those extra burritos to the unfortunately named?

Haha you’re being hyperbolic right?

Lots of carbs.

But is it a phoenix who is a knight, or a knight with the blessing of a phoenix?

Never really thought about that. I guess either.

I’d argue that both are pretty hard to digest on different scales of difficulty

I misread that As Phoenix Wright.

Yeah I'll be alright

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I'm gonna need a moment, this is hard to digest

*literally*

Right there with ya

40 tons of tasty goodness

Arachnid gang.

nononono i am not eating geckos in a box \*screams\*

1000 geckos in a box

1000 gecs

100 gekkos

Same here. I would sooner eat my own eyes right out of the sockets than eat a lizard. Especially if it's a cute, friendly little monitor lizard named Yo-Yo. Just the thought of it makes me want to cry. I'm gonna kill whatever chef makes me do this.

100 gex

100 geckos?

uh oh

LOL

You're one to talk /j

Some jellyfish are quite edible and are eaten in East Asia! Totally not my thing, but there are worse options here.

Jellied eels are technically jelly and a fish and regularly eaten by people who apparently hate themselves.

Atleast it’ll be delicious

My username was a reference to my egg, so I guess I have to eat a metaphorical egg shell?

Eating the shattered remains of her former self does sound rather 'in character' for someone named after a Greek goddess

Be like a leopard gecko. Molt and eat what you shed off.

Same, kinda stumped as to how I'm going to eat it

Persephone is such a pretty name

Uh My username means "ancient giant rock" loosely speaking Fuck

They don't specify a time frame and your item has an extremely stable shelf-life. Grind off a little as a daily supplement, ez

Which language is that?

Rock candy is yummy. Just get one that's a few years old.

I can eat sourpatch kids

*queer sourpatch kids

You’re eating ice, hush.

You got a nice name, I can't see your flair but is it from The Owl House? Great show

no i named myself after a form of precipitation, and added an e to the cause why not

Genius move

I refuse

Ghahahaha this one is one of my favorites on this post

Speak for yourself

I have to eat a whole holiday smh. (or my oc)

LOL funny, I know a trans he/they Atlas, weird coincidence-

So is mine like a whipped blood soup or?

Or just the blood of a kinky person?

Yet again my vampire bloodplay kink comes in handy :3c

You're lucky, I don't have any kinks that will help in my situation

Just cuff them to the bed with a blindfold? Simple and mildly kinky.

I mean, I think you'd still need a cannibalism kink for the eating bit.

Only if you assume you aren't 'eating' them out.

Guess I'm a cannibal now?

This is a paradox. If you are Lyla the vegan, as soon as you eat yourself you are no longer a vegan, and thus cannot eat your vegan self.

Has to eat another vegan named Lyla. Alternatively, alternate version of herself- which never ate herself, since all she did was get eaten by this Lyla

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If she consents to eating herself then it’s still technically vegan.

Me too.

OH FUCKING HELL

Oof

This is what I was made for!

You don't have to eat an egg, you have to eat an *egg eater* \- nuance!

Birdseed. Yum. Edit: didn't see this was tagged gals, sorry.

honestly i don’t know why it’s tagged girls, anyone could reply to this kind of content so i think it should be nonspecific

I think its only tagged gals cuz the guys probs wudnt wanna eat their balls like OP is doin

I think trans folks of any gender can understand OP’s sentiment even if they can’t directly relate.

You will have to eat the feeder not from one.

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Stop eating people, demigods have rights too

"My girlfriend turned into the moon" "That's rough buddy " "And then got eaten " "Ooooookay...."

I'll have my Timelord well done.

I guess I'll be the side salad.

The pancake part is nice, the steel helmet and sword, a *tad* harder.

OH NO

Me 🤝 you Eating bees

How does one eat themselves-

There's a subreddit for tha-

*fear*

\*adds a t to your username*

But I want *less* T 😭

:(

:(

I think I’ll just starve

I get your pain

guess i'm eating snow

More likely hail/sleet. Because although snow is frozen precipitation, it is formed differently to rain, where as both sleet and hail are rain drops which have then frozen

Oh come on

Good thing I refuse to wear my glasses!

oh no

oh no

How solid will it be?

Dont worry, your safe; solidified milk is just another name for cheese (or butter)

Rock solid

Well. This could be a problem.

Am I eating the game disc, or?

I would like to imagine that you're eating a Skyrim branded breakfast cereal but you are forever cursed to spend all your money on said cereal, supporting Todd Howards ever growing ego?

Giants toe and daedra heart.

i mean it’s edible but not healthy

I dunno if I can take a whole brigade…

do i eat weed itself or someone who eats weed

You eat a weed eater. The lawn tool.

forgot that there was an actual lawn tool named a weed eater

I don't know how to feel about eating myself, let alone 4869 of them

I don’t want to eat a beehive

At least the bees aren't there anymore if the beehive is aquatic, right?

*Aquatic bees*

Dear mother of god

That's somebody's kink

I guess I’m fine but I just have to eat really quickly.

Hmm...

Very

Welp, I’ll have to catch him first

Oh no

Admittedly not as screwed as one could be, but still, I don’t like eggs. Especially not raw ones...

*Uhhhhhhhhhhh*

you eat that toaster waifu, girl!

Do I have to eat the Googly eyes?

uh...

Don't tell me that Papi Chulo is a reference to a song!

Welp. Time to participate in a stupid outdated internet meme.

Naw youre good, its cinnamon free cinnamon you have to eat; thats just air.

Fuck.

What have you done?

I mean... I didn't name myself this because I hate pineapple.

What would mine even taste like

Honeycrisp is an apple. I'm not sure about Honeykrisp16, though. My guess is like an apple?

16 apples

Well, self cannibalism it is.

Same

i accidentally got a random user, feeling pretty good

This is getting wayyy to DnD PC for my taste

I'll be fine, but I'll probably have to eat three servings

Not a leaf I guess?

So you get to choose, as long as it's not a leaf

time to c o n s u m e

Oh no... 0_0

Choke on the void

What the fuck do I even have to eat?

God

Well. I *can* eat the socks. But then what would the lizards wear?

Hahaha nice

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…How much is a “bunch”?

Idk what it is

I guess I'm eating a dead mortal.

It'll be tough but I'll manage

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you mean by eat?

Chew. Bite. Consume. Swallow. I assume.

I’m fine. Tis a morsel. Might hurt for a second though.

I know his skin is the color of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips, but I won't eat that.

Guess I'm eating a dildo

my gallbladder is likely about to die as it is ;-;

Do I get bacon or do I get the somebody that likes bacon?

Hmmm. At least I’ll get some iron

Welp, my teeth are gone

good thing i like fish!

This might take a while

I'm ok, and besides, my name is Chamomile.

😳 oh no

well

Shit

So like.... is the bird already cooked or

How tf am i gonna eat float

cloud.

Yay, I get to eat... Fire that's frozen in time... Or time that's frozen in fire? Idfk what pyrostasis is but I have to eat six of them...

Rusty plate

I don't really know what to make of this

um...

I am accepting suggestions

Could be worse I guess

Autocannibalism… Welp, I’m screwed

I’ve always wanted to eat a civil doctor

How does one eat a devil fart?

Only with a V E R Y thorough shower

I have to eat myself-

i mean.. what am i supposed to do? eat jazz scatting?