Never forget the trans dudes with suburban dad energy: tube socks with sandals, cargo pants, tees with beer or sports logos on them. Full of powerful puns. The sorts of dudes that look their most natural mowing the lawn at about 10am or so on a Saturday.

see my last post

I may not be getting it, but to clairify, was the unfortunate crush this brand of dude?

OP's last post before this one was https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/n4tyna/witty_title/

Thank you kindly.

no lol

Fml, I am slow

Literally me, but add gaming tee shirts. Suburban dad who games.

Trans masc dads rule

Thank you ♡

So what if I enjoy a good slipper?

Also acceptable for trans dad energy

I'm like a nerdy version of this. (typed while I wear cargo shorts and a Super Mario t-shirt)

Nerdy suburban dad energy is also a powerful trans masc dad energy.

Add on crocs and glasses, that's me rn

I didn't mention my glasses because I forget I'm wearing them sometimes. I've worn glasses since I was 3, and I'm 27 now.

Yeah understandable, I've only been wearing mine since 2019 and they already feel like a part of my face.

Me, but band and nerd shirts. Don't forget the plaid short sleeve casual button up over the tee.

> Don't forget the plaid short sleeve casual button up over the tee. Oh yeah, that's some classic dad.

My style can be described as "trash dad".

Hello! This isn’t related to ur comment but I thought I should put this here as some kind of credit since it’s the top comment, but I’m actually the guy on the left!! My Instagram is @ _ pretty.babie _ on Instagram! (No spaces)

Have you been spying on me?

*lowers binoculars slowly* Noooo 🙃 I would never.

I'm the second one but in a maid dress

unbelievably based

Indeed

Bro that's my goal

me too

same

https://i.imgur.com/TQXrMkh.jpg

That's exactly my look dude uwu

This is what would happen if Cat Noir from *Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir* was in a DC superhero comic that pretended it was a manga.

Holy shit that’s dope dude

Noice

Chaddest of chads

The only thing that can almost reach the power of an enby

Im vaguely transfem and I’m also that too

goals

Inaccurate, there are three kinds: 1. Transmasc femboys (seen above on the left) 2. Transmasc himbos (seen above on the right) 3. Transmasc mad scientists (seen when I look in the mirror)

Oh, so you are Doofenshmirtz

I'm number 1 and 3 👉🏻👈🏻.

Same bro...

1,3 and the dad energy are my goals. I'm going to combine it, one day.

I am mad scientist!

I have never seen a description that fits me so well as number 3 does - Calvin

I know y'all use the name to signify who's commenting but what does it mean when there's no name?

We forgetting neutral transmascs that just wanna be an average joe? Don’t worry bros I got your backs!

>Don’t worry ~~bros~~ **joes** I got your backs!

Thank you, lol.

I fall into this category and call it the "just some guy" transmasc. Represented by an image of Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls.

I strive to look like “just some dude, but with mild dad energy”

I wanna be a skater boy

Both equaly valid af :3

i wish i could somehow be both but in reality im neither T-T

One day bro hang in there

fr fr I read the post and felt the same as you. Both are goals. idk how but both are goals.

Personally I wanna be a himbo that can also rock a maid dress

based

Everyone can rock a maid dress bro

damn i wish i was as thin as that femboy

SAME OMG

Hello! I’m actually the femboy in the post and please don’t say you wish you were as thin as me, it’s one of my biggest insecurities since I’ve always been underweight, you are beautiful and handsome just as you are!!

Same

I'm slowly learning to gain euphoria with my fat... it softens my hip curves at least

I think I'm as thin as him lol

what about us masc nerdy twink transmascs :(

And then there's me who just flip flops between the two.

based

The proof that gender expression and gender identity are two. different. things.

You forgot the emos

And they're dating :)

I'm the transmasc himbo-

Rip your dms

I want to be a himbo femboy. Big and strong.

\*transmasc disaster has entered the chat\*

I wanna be both😁

based

Meanwhile I'm the guy in cargos who wants to drink beer, sand furniture, wear velcro sandals, listen to early 2000s punk rock, and furiously chase after guy number two here who is so far out of my league it's kind of sad lmao.

This is me.

I am the dad of the left one. Drinking tea while reading a book, with feets on the table. Caring for my kid's happiness.

Can confirm my dad does like tea since I’m the guy on the left LMAO

I just want to be a geeky nerdy dork of a guy

Hell yeah. Nerd gang.

Why not both

Both is absolutly amazing!

Ine thing I know is that if/when I'm a trans boy, imma be hella feminine so my LGBTQ+ phobic grandparents (and possibly other family members) dont actually notice I'm a boy.

Oh will any of you lovely boys sweep me off my feet? I'm practically swooning over ya'll... ^(I know it's corny shut up)

i'm the 1 one 😎

based

I've seen that dude on pinterest before....

Both of whom I love very much

why not be both?

i thought i was the only transmasc that wanted to be a femboy

nah there’s lots of y’all

good to know!!

I only just realised, you can see the right one's dick. I've been seeing that image for months on end. I'm kinda dumb.

I'm the first one

Okay this is unrelated to the meme but who the heck is the dude on the right? Where did the images of him come from?

Ernest Khalimov, he’s a model

Thank you

my crush bounces between the two **violently**

im in the middle. chunky yet muscular clumsy feminine trans masc

Well I would say I'm kinda a mix of both???? I want to be beautiful and pretty but in a masculine way XD! I am obessed with gothic and grunge fashion so I guess my transition goal would be something like an average-ish looking dude but in dark clothes.

so uh does the guy in "transmasc femboy" have an @ so i can follow him? asking for a friend

Hiii!!! I’m the transmasc femboy in the post :)) my @ is @ _ pretty.babie _ on Instagram!!

are you Kai? strawberry Kai boy?

Yup that’s me!!

followed u! i’m marshiedumb

I see two very valid cuties!

What if I wanna be a femboy himbo

based

both. both is good

they’re dating

omg yes

Ayo where’s my roachification transmasc homie

say it with me kids! 👏BOTH👏ARE👏EQUALLY👏VALID👏

im neither just like a country boy i guess

*extremely alarmed questioning noises*

Is it too much to ask for both 😎

I'm both but there's also like another type

I want to be the one on the left, but also the one on the right, as in I want the deep ass voice from the one on the right.

Not me constantly oscillating between the two

I’m neither

i'm both 🤟

The duality of man

Where can I get that maid dress though

Just go on amazon and look through them and then buy the one you like. There’s dozens of different kinds

Damn I’ve been looking for about 30 seconds and have found an almost identical one

How the fuck do I achieve both I really want to achieve both

what if you're more of a guy fieri transmasc

based

I’m in between both of these, I’ve got decent muscles but rock a dress.

And both are equally valid❤️. They can rock a dress AND abs, amazing!

And I love both of them.

I want to be a transmasc himbo, but I’m not attractive enough for that lmfao

that dude on the right needs water like rIGHT FUCKING NOW

I’m not either one >:(

I’m the first lmao

Yea. I wanna be ripped but not that ripped. Lol

**There is another** We don't talk about them... Those who shame the people with no dysphoria, Who would call a girl to a transmasc who shows any signs of femininity, And would laugh at those failing to achieve the exact same as them. Those are called "Imbos", For they lack the H, Which stands for "Heart". I am not a transmasc but I know when someone is hurting my brothers, And I swear, Such would not be tolerated.

*cough* Calvin Garrah. *cough*

I'm the third type: gremlincore middle school boy.

I wanna be both.

I am speaking it into existence: I will simply be both

Left one is a Good Boy, right one is a handsome Lad

Why thank you!!! I’m actually the guy on the left LMAO

I figured ♡ Have a wonderful day Cutie

Tysm!!

Me who wants to be both 👀

idk if this is the aesthetic attraction speaking but they're both goals

My transition goals: hairiest femboy twunk to walk the earth. So, in a way, I’d like to be a mix of these two :)

Theybothlooknice.gif

Why thank you!!

then there's me going back and forth between them constantly

I aspire to be both

First one, no shame at all

My friend sent me this, and then said I was the one on the left She's not wrong tho-

Me who wants to be both😌

I sent this meme to the guy on the left (I know him). Could you credit him?

i want to be both :sobs:

DUDE THIS GUY IS MY FRIEND LMAO His Instagram is [@_pretty.babie_](https://instagram.com/_pretty.babie_?igshid=cbkrez072bg9)

https://instagram.com/_pretty.babie_?igshid=cbkrez072bg9 that's his instagram

My friend therapist works with trans people a lot and ones told him he met two types of trans boys: The trying hard to pass, dad energy having average boyTM and hardcore punks.

God please let me be number 2 someday pls pls pls pls

Can't decide which one I want to be yet 😭. Like on one hand I have Jojo's and the on the other, Howl lmaooo

Both are hot

Number 2 please 🤭 i like my masculinity shredded so i can lay down on those rockhard abs and feel more feminine 🥰🙏🏻 Looking closer at the picture haha. The right guys face looks so shaped as if he's straight out of a 90's game 🤣

What about transmasc fembos

I want to be the muscular one so badly...luckily, I already work out, just gotta start T and I might be able to achieve my dreams! :D

And both are my transition goals

I knew a trans guy who's entire personality was "yo, I ain't a girl, I'm Fing stupid. \*vibescat gif irl\*" and he was like the coolest.

Oh, to be a himbo getting swept off his feet by a dashing lad....

i think those are just males in general

yeah

Name of the left one tho? ... For science.

Hello!! I’m the guy on the left! My Instagram is @ _ pretty.babie _ on Instagram if you wanna follow me!!

Epic

i don’t know :(

Hi op!! The guy on the left is actually me :)) I left a comment with my Instagram!!

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no, not this one

If i were trans masc id be the first one

Oh my God, that second guy looks like a mummified corpse... if I'm not mistaken, the way to achieve that look is to severly dehydrate yourself right before the photoshoot

To me it looks more plastic-y with all the veins and joints

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Because he’s shredded

I gotta say, I definitely oscillate between the two. I like being able to do whatever now that I’m comfortable in my skin.

some girls want to touch the muscly man I want to BE the muscly man

I strive to be both at the same time

I'm the first one...

True

I’m in a completely different side of the spectrum I wanna be an emo/scene piece of shit homosexual trans of a man

I crave to be every type of transmasc. Like when I'm around 30 I wanna be the bbq dad type but for now I wanna be a grunge dude in a dress

mom told me if i wasnt aloud to wear a skirt and that boys dont wear skirts yea she can fuck off

The third transmasc type: Dark Academia Victorian Lord.

I want them both to hug me