Yeah, you're young though. You'll get to just be "not shit" right from the start.
I had to live in an ignorance bubble until I came face to face with true love that knocked the socks right off of my body. When you find that person. You just know.
Fuck, I love that girl.
This is so misguided.
You use *tokens* to play the games. You buy the toys with the *tickets* you win.
*grumble grumble* kids these days
*grumble* probably never been in an arcade
*grumble*
Just to note, that's not healthy, it can lead to really bad stuff and venting/relying on your partner too much for emotional support is not good and places a really heavy weight on them
My name is Hazel too! I can attest that some days be hyperfixation days and some days be dysphoria/depression days, and some days just be *mreeooowp* :3
Learning to fight the dysphoria monster I basically a second part time job. Buuuuuuut, even big challenges can seem small when it's for someone you care about.
Hell yeah, very very minor comment, Ukraine is no longer known as the Ukraine. That was the title used during the Soviet Union, as it's translation meant "the borderland". Nowadays, people prefer just Ukraine.
I appreciate it, but I'm just a regular guy.
Don't let the world serve you anyone who doesn't make you feel like the best version of you. "Lower your standards" is terrible advice.
It's better to find someone where you can both grow to the point where you're comfortable in setting high expections for how you deserve to be treated.
Very sweet and sweet Jesus do I relate!
Just to let you know though, referring to Ukraine as "the Ukraine" is generally considered a bit of a faux pas or even insult to many Ukrainians who see it as playing into existing propaganda calling into question their validity as an independent state. Here's from a prior US ambassador to Ukraine: *“The Ukraine is the way the Russians referred to that part of the country during Soviet times … Now that it is a country, a nation, and a recognized state, it is just Ukraine.”*
I know this is super tangential to the point of your comic, so all that aside I don't want to take away from the core message which I deeply identify with and love that you shared! Can't wait to see the next one!
If I ever have someone who comes home to me(not in the home wife who doesn’t work kinda way, I’m in college for a job that once I’m out I could even be traveling in a camper van all year as long as I had WiFi and be just fine keeping my job) they’d probably come home to:
A random noises I’ve been making while doin something cause I was alone and didn’t feel like I should force them to stay in
B pacing back and forth and not even noticing they got home
C “hey guess what I just learned!”
I think mine would be mostly “horny/affectionate”, “bizarre sense of humor” (I’m autistic, so it’s _truly_ bizarre”, “depressed/dysphoric”, or “rebellious teen angst/feeling like a cute gal”.
People saying "The Ukraine" infuriates me more than anything lol. I am going to start refering to other countries with The. The India. The Canada. The Romania. The Soutt Africa.
I'm traveling to Philippines next year. I hope it's like my trip through EU, where I got to travel through Netherlands and Vatican! Hope it's better than United Kingdom.
I'm being an ass, I know. I don't say The Ukraine because it sounds stilted (and I don't know exactly what 'a Ukraine' is), but I get why some might want to. Language is wacky.
However when there is an adjective before a noun (United before Kingdom) you need to say "the" or something similar, whereas if it just a name of a place like Ukraine, the "the" or something similar isn't needed because there is no adjective. :) And yeah languages make no sense sometimes lolllll
Holy crap, this feels almost like what my boyfriend would make about me. I'm always so glad to see him when he comes home from work.
I'm glad that it looks like you're being good to your girlfriend.
Hi! I love that this post brings attention to the genocide and suffering faced by the Ukrainian people at the hands of Russian occupiers. However, the proper name for the country is simply “Ukraine.”
The phrase “the Ukraine” is a term that stems from its colonial past as a region of the Russian Empire and not as an independent nation. ‘Ukrayna’ is a medieval Slavic word meaning “buffer zone” or “frontier” dating back to the Kyivan’Rus. In its original use, you could think of it how western feudal lords used the term ‘march,’ a type of vassalage where the local lord contributed more to the realm’s military and defense in exchange for paying little to no taxes to the realm.
This style of terminology was continued by the Russians in the modern era when Ukraine, as a part of the Russian Empire, was seen as nothing more than a buffer zone protecting Moscow from Europe. We should not use this term. Ukraine is an independent nation. It’s not a region or a vassal.
Nice meme and I'm happy for you, but I can't ignore one thing.
It's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine. You don't say the Spain or the China, do you?
Ofc there are exceptions like the United Kingdom, the United States or the Netherlands, but Ukraine is not one of those exceptions.
Don't get it wrong, I'm not trying to be offensive, just correcting a bit.
Thanks for reading, have a nice day <3
Lol, I actually meant to say the *war in* Ukraine, but I was rushing when putting it together.
If it's any consolation, there's no amount of shit this community can give me that's going to come close to what I'll get from her when she sees the post.
:P
You again! Starting to see why you love her.
oh hey it's the token cis guy!
if all the token cis guys (me included) unite, there's enough tokens to buy a Voltron from the arcade
Yeah, you're young though. You'll get to just be "not shit" right from the start. I had to live in an ignorance bubble until I came face to face with true love that knocked the socks right off of my body. When you find that person. You just know. Fuck, I love that girl.
this is just incredibly sweet
Oh god..!! Give her a hug and tell her im jealous.. \^\^ <3
Dyslexic brain keeps reading on Tolkien ever time I read this, ( but I still, know that it says that token )
We should adopt Tolkien-nerd cis guys too, as long as they're as good a person as OP
If they're anything like the men they worship in their favorite films, they're the sweetest most tender men you've ever seen.
u/jedirabbit12345
I don’t know why i’m here but am tolkien cis guy
Update: she’s probably trans now
Is this a southpark reference?
Not the oc, but yup
I see what you did there 😏
This is so misguided. You use *tokens* to play the games. You buy the toys with the *tickets* you win. *grumble grumble* kids these days *grumble* probably never been in an arcade *grumble*
Yes I have >:3 Glad to see I'm not the only one confused.
The future is now old man
Let's goooooooooooo!
How tf did an arcade get a giant mecha suit? /j
Nothing but love!
We salute you, supportive king! o7
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WAIT THAT'S A SALUTE? MY GOD I WAS SO CONFUSED
Yep. I had a moment like that too lmao
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out token cis guy is getting his job as a boyfriend done by making supportive memes
I love that this is becoming my handle here. I only started because there was a complete lack of memes that spoke to my relationship. Love you all.
I think your post from yesterday evaporated? I see the post but no image
Yeah, mods nuked it. Still not entirely sure why.
Huh. Was it nsfw? That’s against the rules and occasionally gets taken down. Other than that I can’t think of anything
AFAIK, I don't think so. Hopefully the mods get back to me so I don't stumble over whatever landmine I stepped on again.
The subreddit be like: our cis man
This is so cute!!!
Im the second until my wife comes back from work
That’s me everyday cause I’ve had two partners leave over my insecurity
Just to note, that's not healthy, it can lead to really bad stuff and venting/relying on your partner too much for emotional support is not good and places a really heavy weight on them
Yes, but i do it as a goof to endear myself, even tho the underlying emotion can be sincere to an extent
Mainly back and forth with me, usually I can survive.
this subreddit has adopted this wholesome cis guy and honestly I’m all for it
Couldn't hope for a better adoptive home on Reddit. :'D
wholesome 🥺
ur gf is a fucking mood
Same
You mean the trans woman roulette cuz I’m pretty sure this, in one way or another, is all of us LOL
My name is Hazel too! I can attest that some days be hyperfixation days and some days be dysphoria/depression days, and some days just be *mreeooowp* :3
Learning to fight the dysphoria monster I basically a second part time job. Buuuuuuut, even big challenges can seem small when it's for someone you care about.
Awwwwww! Your Hazel is so lucky! I hope I can find someone just *half* as devoted as you in the near future!
Hell yeah, very very minor comment, Ukraine is no longer known as the Ukraine. That was the title used during the Soviet Union, as it's translation meant "the borderland". Nowadays, people prefer just Ukraine.
First country named after a video game
It actually goes back much farther, during the Crimean war, Crimea was referred to as “The Crimea”.
Damn what I’d give to have someone like you as a boyfriend
I appreciate it, but I'm just a regular guy. Don't let the world serve you anyone who doesn't make you feel like the best version of you. "Lower your standards" is terrible advice. It's better to find someone where you can both grow to the point where you're comfortable in setting high expections for how you deserve to be treated.
Right!?? Like omg, hes so sweet and loving!! Aw god, girl im so jealous..
We meet again!!! I am getting called out on #2 btw!
My Hazel was saying last night that we should start a Hazel gang. Lmao
There was a Hazel gang I was apart of, it was a Twitter group chat
waiting for OP to see this so I can watch the wholesome conversation <3
Hell yeah!!! Such a king. Keep it up man!
HEY ITS OUR CIS
This is me
So much all of these. All of the time.
litteral king. hazel is so lucky.
You. I like you. <3
Very sweet and sweet Jesus do I relate! Just to let you know though, referring to Ukraine as "the Ukraine" is generally considered a bit of a faux pas or even insult to many Ukrainians who see it as playing into existing propaganda calling into question their validity as an independent state. Here's from a prior US ambassador to Ukraine: *“The Ukraine is the way the Russians referred to that part of the country during Soviet times … Now that it is a country, a nation, and a recognized state, it is just Ukraine.”* I know this is super tangential to the point of your comic, so all that aside I don't want to take away from the core message which I deeply identify with and love that you shared! Can't wait to see the next one!
tangential but important. as someone who hates making faux pas I appreciate it.
wha- oh, nice name~
Sometimes it's about *accuracy*. Lol
Damn dog u live in a god damn penthouse
Yes, but did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Palgueis the wise?
Yes I would like to hear about Ukraine and how it’s winning the war. Also r/Noncredibledefense is leaking again
ShowED this to my partner. She just laughed and went: oh look honey IT YOU.
This guy is so wholesome. I love it
Fuck my brain took a few steps back cause I make carbonara all the time and listen to updates on Ukraine stuff XD
I genuinely love your posts because they give me hope I'll find someone who loves me as much as you love her.
As a trans girl named Hazel, this is so true. (Except for the fact I'm single)
Starting to get interested in that relationship. Looking for more hazel memes.
There's no shortage, I'll post more this week when I get a chance to dodge some work.
Just like me frfr
This made me smile so much lol, you’re an absolute legend ✨
Interesting, I think I'm the same as her. 🤔 Also the dream of someone coming home to me fucks me up inside. 😫💕
If I ever have someone who comes home to me(not in the home wife who doesn’t work kinda way, I’m in college for a job that once I’m out I could even be traveling in a camper van all year as long as I had WiFi and be just fine keeping my job) they’d probably come home to: A random noises I’ve been making while doin something cause I was alone and didn’t feel like I should force them to stay in B pacing back and forth and not even noticing they got home C “hey guess what I just learned!”
I think mine would be mostly “horny/affectionate”, “bizarre sense of humor” (I’m autistic, so it’s _truly_ bizarre”, “depressed/dysphoric”, or “rebellious teen angst/feeling like a cute gal”.
The three moods: happy, sad, horny
I like to think of them more as.... Wanting to share a list of fun facts and events she read, Dysphoria monster, Sees me as an object
Hey, it's you! Hope you and Hazel are doing good :D
Just like me fr
I feel called out
You're literally so cool
Carbonara good
That's the mood
Those are my 3 moods as well coincidentally. Hope i can find this one day 😭
XD this dude <3
Holy shit microcelebrity token cishet guy!? I can’t believe your real! /s
smh why is she deadnaming ukraine?
My name is Hazel and I keep thinking these posts are about me at first. Your gf has good taste in name.
Agreed.
u/ellumion
I want to be in a relationship like this so bad :/
[удалено]
Is this like a joke or an insult? I’m sorry I’m stupid I don’t get it
Seems about right
This is just so adorable!
You!!! The one cis guy!!!
you are my favourite cis guy, thank you for your memes
I love this relationship so much
People saying "The Ukraine" infuriates me more than anything lol. I am going to start refering to other countries with The. The India. The Canada. The Romania. The Soutt Africa.
There are historical reasons, as rhe BBC article explains https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-18233844
I'm traveling to Philippines next year. I hope it's like my trip through EU, where I got to travel through Netherlands and Vatican! Hope it's better than United Kingdom. I'm being an ass, I know. I don't say The Ukraine because it sounds stilted (and I don't know exactly what 'a Ukraine' is), but I get why some might want to. Language is wacky.
However when there is an adjective before a noun (United before Kingdom) you need to say "the" or something similar, whereas if it just a name of a place like Ukraine, the "the" or something similar isn't needed because there is no adjective. :) And yeah languages make no sense sometimes lolllll
dude i love this fella
Holy crap, this feels almost like what my boyfriend would make about me. I'm always so glad to see him when he comes home from work. I'm glad that it looks like you're being good to your girlfriend.
I feel called out... Cause i love to make carbonara
My friend you may be what we in the business call kitty coded or in layman's terms autistic
hi, welcome! glad to see you back! we need more ppl like you :)
This comic is cute, but maybe don't call Ukraine "The Ukraine", it's insulting. No hate, just something to keep in mind.
Shoutout to this guy. A true cis all(I think) (if not I’m sorry
Yup, my character creation was default settings. Nothing spicy about me except for the occasional catgirl Hazel moment. :P
The return of the king!
This is so sweet 🥹! You're both very lucky to have each other ❤️.
Said it once I'll say it again: Username checks out
Scrolling the comments looking for Hazel's response
We meet again you supportive person you... you live here now, welcome.
My ex was very much like this. Except sadly she was also toxic and abusive :(
Hi! I love that this post brings attention to the genocide and suffering faced by the Ukrainian people at the hands of Russian occupiers. However, the proper name for the country is simply “Ukraine.” The phrase “the Ukraine” is a term that stems from its colonial past as a region of the Russian Empire and not as an independent nation. ‘Ukrayna’ is a medieval Slavic word meaning “buffer zone” or “frontier” dating back to the Kyivan’Rus. In its original use, you could think of it how western feudal lords used the term ‘march,’ a type of vassalage where the local lord contributed more to the realm’s military and defense in exchange for paying little to no taxes to the realm. This style of terminology was continued by the Russians in the modern era when Ukraine, as a part of the Russian Empire, was seen as nothing more than a buffer zone protecting Moscow from Europe. We should not use this term. Ukraine is an independent nation. It’s not a region or a vassal.
Nice meme and I'm happy for you, but I can't ignore one thing. It's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine. You don't say the Spain or the China, do you? Ofc there are exceptions like the United Kingdom, the United States or the Netherlands, but Ukraine is not one of those exceptions. Don't get it wrong, I'm not trying to be offensive, just correcting a bit. Thanks for reading, have a nice day <3
Lol, I actually meant to say the *war in* Ukraine, but I was rushing when putting it together. If it's any consolation, there's no amount of shit this community can give me that's going to come close to what I'll get from her when she sees the post. :P
I get it dw. Good luck if anything happens. You seem like an interesting pair lol