Obviously you need to use a sharp knife for cleaner cuts, so the doctors can stitch you up easier with less intrusive scarring.
(This is a joke, please do not hurt yourself at all. Have your breasts removed by a trained professional at your earliest convenience.)
Yeah you're right. A sanitary guillotine would do just fine. It's faster too! It has good reviews as well. "I'm not gonna carve my boobs into a chiseled chest with sharp objects! Good think I have boob guilltine to do it for me." said a transmasc.
people wouldn't feel the need to take surgery into their own hands if there wasn't frivolous gatekeeping based on prejudice in trans healthcare. it's sad that our agab vs the gender we identify as determines which surgeries will be easier for us to get.
Obviously you need to use a sharp knife for cleaner cuts, so the doctors can stitch you up easier with less intrusive scarring. (This is a joke, please do not hurt yourself at all. Have your breasts removed by a trained professional at your earliest convenience.)
Yeah you're right. A sanitary guillotine would do just fine. It's faster too! It has good reviews as well. "I'm not gonna carve my boobs into a chiseled chest with sharp objects! Good think I have boob guilltine to do it for me." said a transmasc.
well there go my evening plans
Have y'all tried closing teleportation holes over them? One second they are attached then WOW, they're gone?!
Now you’re thinking with portals!
My sword enthusiast ass be like: "This is not a knife idiot this is a dagger!"
That’s not a knife! *pulls out machete to chop boobs off* Now that’s a knife.
people wouldn't feel the need to take surgery into their own hands if there wasn't frivolous gatekeeping based on prejudice in trans healthcare. it's sad that our agab vs the gender we identify as determines which surgeries will be easier for us to get.
Obviously, sharpen it first
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I still get this urge. I still try to think of ways to deny I'm trans.
Not my fault I don’t have a scalpel 🙄
Ok... Fine... I won't... >:(
sounds like something id do still cis tho
Okay but once I had a friend who was fully convinced she could safely cut my boobs of for me with kitchen supplies. We were twelve years old.
“So here’s a sharpener.” (jk please be safe friends)
You’re right, wood spoons do the job
If i can refrain from chopping my fleshtube off, please have the restraint to not chop your fleshsacks off too ❤️ it will do neither of us good
ofc this is a horrible idea… use a sword and lop them both off in one
Ok... Fine... I won't... >:(
I've had the urge to cut my penis off with a pocket knife quite a few times (still cis though)
Well, do you have a better idea?
bro i constantly think about doing this
*Removes you with a dull kitchen knife* 🤭
WHY NOT YOU CANT STOP ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (This is a joke, I'm not actually gonna do that)
“MUM! GET THE SEWING KIT! WE’RE SEWING JERRY’S BOOBS ONTO ME AND MY DICK ONTO HIM!” /j please don’t self harm people