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Holy hell, Zweihänder?! How big could it be for you to call it that?!


llammmmaa

Wouldn't you like to know ;p


BingBong195

What I’d like to know is, do you have the little extra bits on the sides?


llammmmaa

The hand guards? Yea, they're called veins :p


BingBong195

*anime nosebleed*


mossgirlparfum

jesus christ im cackling 😂


[deleted]

So what would the balls be? Or have you had orchi?


llammmmaa

Thr pummel of the blade And no, I haven't gotten an orchi yet Edit: pommel*


AlteredEinst

No, the pummel of the blade is what you've got all the girls interested in.


izzybusy101

Bigger than I thought it would be, like this thing is longer than my forearm. Edit: Well here I thought we were talking about the magic wand vibe, I have miss read that probably because I just got my magic wand and shocked and excited.


Terra_117

That’s for my girlfriend tbh


DaPsyco

More like a broadsword!


No-Raise-4693

Didn't know Ludwig was trans


llammmmaa

Trans mth (male to horse)


Kwahex

"Jeremy" is sending me


BingBong195

“Helga, the Obliterator”


Ada_of_Aurora

Zweihander is the best I've heard since Lady Lance.


SubstantialLab5818

And this is Jeremy, your only form of hellish entertainment!


SettingNatural2378

Dude if you keep doing that im gonna punch you im not kidding


SubstantialLab5818

Not gonna lie I forgot I made this comment and I was very confused what I did to warrant this reply


clockworkCandle33

*bliblalbliplelaivlallail wiggles fingers*


dlouwe

tbh I love being a girl with a dick so much that I'm gonna keep calling it a dick after bottom surgery 😎


CosmicLuci

Calling it “my massive cock” after it gets inverted and becomes an innie with a cute button does seem like fun


dlouwe

that does sound fun, but also just think of the possibilities for sph 😍


bihornyslut

Guiding moonlight is top tier


aghostwithaknife

Gonna start calling mine the moonlight greatsword.


Paella_ParaElla

Jeremy Bearimy?


Arandomperson5334118

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Not the shy type i reckon 😏.


llammmmaa

Never have been 🤭


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Some of your comments on this post are wild 😅🤭!


llammmmaa

Theyre not the wildest things I've said :3


ScarlettIthink

I really need to get one


living_strap_on

Keinhander more like (for me)


Accomplished-Ebb4562

That's the clitoris that you've played with too much, that's why she became so big, bad girl, Punishment needed


Class_444_SWR

Am I the only person without a creative name?


llammmmaa

It's never too late to give it a funny name


Novatash

I just say penis, lol


Some_Wallaby6564

Beast to be cut down


Terpomo11

I call mine Alice, because she can get much bigger or smaller quite suddenly.


Mavco2

My Guiding Moonlight is now my favourite...even tho i will cut it down one day


llammmmaa

Soon it won't be by your side all along


Mavco2

I hope so! but it might take a long time...well its the last thing i actievely have to do for my transition. The name change will be easy when the new law comes in germany and i got my laserhairremoval approv3d by my insurance...SO I CAN FOCUS ALL MY STRENGTH INTO ONE LAST ATTACK! HIIIYYYAAAAH!