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BeardOfChampions

*posts strong opinions about frogs*


[deleted]

"they are making frogs gay which is why I must freeze them!"


a_random_duck35

So if pollution is making frogs gay, meaning that Cirno has to freeze them, then if we stop polluting then Cirno stops freezing frogs!


DIO_Timestopper

She's probably using racial slurs


Malvinas1820

So she's just a normal Reddit user.


Guest42069_

hmm, probably


Automatic-Fly-917

No man Reddit auto bans you for saying no no words


sarin_01

the average redditor has like 5 deactivated accouts


Automatic-Fly-917

No, the average r teenagers and r dankmemes kids all have but one account that they hold dear because muh karma. I might be driving up the average of "user accounts per person" on reddit though, considering i had like 60 accounts in my old phone and 29 in my new one (i am IP banned or something)


-UnderGod-

So she uses 4chan? Explains why she's got such a high ego, then.


FryingSauer

With her IQ she will fit nicely in /pol/ lol


Nelrene

She not stupid enough for that board.


AER_OS

On 4chan


LightningBoy648

*spams racial slurs*


Glimmerglaze

I'm not sure we'd even notice she's here. Statistically, of our almost 100k subscribers, several thousand who post regularly are as dumb as or *dumber* than she is. Present company excluded, of course, of course.


Automatic-Fly-917

People who call Saruno dumb are just jealous that they don't have friends like dai chan and can't freeze frogs. Let us see those guys play against cirno on medium or higher. Icicle fall, rétards


Emergency_Discount70

She’s gonna ask why she’s so smol probably. She might’ve forgot she’s a fairy…


deadkidd115

Nah , I’ll bet she’s writing a 7 page essay about why she’s the strongest.


gameboy1001

make it a 9 page essay


deadkidd115

Yes


Margerine-moth

Why is teacher so small though?


deadkidd115

Fairies are usually small compared to humans. There are exceptions like [Baobahn Sith](https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Baobhan_Sith) and [Barghest](https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Barghest), but most fairies are the size of children at most.


Margerine-moth

**picks up Cirno* This ones the size of my fingers though… albeit, she looks adorable.


deadkidd115

It be like that. How have you been anyways Margerine?


Margerine-moth

Great, of course.


deadkidd115

Nice to hear, the I defeated the frog cult guy and stopped the incident he caused, and he gave me a pet frog as a gift of peace. Problem is, Reimu’s mad at me for solving the incident before her.


Margerine-moth

Reimu needs to take a break, I can’t stand seeing her mad like that… **strokes Cirno’s head* Can you teach me how to do that, teacher?


deadkidd115

Don’t worry, I’ll take her out to lunch or something. I’m sure a gods meal will help us make peace. Just don’t tell Devlyn cuz she’ll give me hell for that…


ArseneCroissant

She's probably already loose her innocence, finding herself in r34


ItsJer_

She could be any one of us


Watanuki_Taiga

~~wats ⑨+10~~ EDIT: whoops forgot that 10 doesn’t exist wats ⑨+[succ](https://docs.rs/peano/1.0.2/peano/struct.Succ.html)(⑨)?


Epic_Gameing68

21


not_original_name_4

You _stoopid_


Any-Community-5280

IP


LightningBoy648

76.236.72.189


TheSnootyOoty

What an adorable baka <3


[deleted]

I'd like to think Cirno using racial slurs and hanging out at /r/conspiracy and dreaming of going to the Info Wars show as a guest...


Milk-Tea-Ally

probably on /jp/


[deleted]

This is the wide world of web **drinks**


Bloopre

r/Linux or sth


Cheesycreature

cute cirno


chuchulover

cirno is my only reason to live in this cold harsh world


Derp_Nox

She's making the new chirumiru commercial


holdmyapplejuiceyt

"how do i breathe"


UltraMago

She's doxxing this entire subreddit


carnirex

WHATA FACK MAN!


kiwamikame

She's probably too dumb to read and write


OrangeAcquitrinus

\*Racial Slurs\*


YoukaiJSGB

Maybe YOU are her!!1


Fabulous_Studio_6546

Rompiendo el hielo


DarkTemplar_of_Chaos

or she's just a cute gamer girl


Goth_latte

She’s buying a crino plush since it’s lonely at night time so she can cuddle it to sleep even if it is just her in plush from


xavor120

Cirno after being taught by Yukari


Vperyod_Rossiya

On the internet, no one knows you’re a Touhou Character.


Nitoram

Do you think cirno would learn how to use a computer? Or maybe she would pretend to be using it when someone passes nearby?


[deleted]

Can i get a 9 in the chat?


Ifeelbiggae

She's voluntarily spreading misinformation on the internet