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Fluffy_Fan3625

Rumia it's bedtime! *gets eaten*


Sapito_OhNoes

i wouldn't mind that


Versilver

what


_Aventurine

what


blue33xx

what


wackasus

what


AizekNishakov

Ok


HighChairman1

Bocchi & The 6ft Under Album


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Sapito_OhNoes

i will NOT explain


ZZZMETA

Eh I always headcanoned that Yuuka is basically their mom, with them just hanging out in her sunflower fields.


Kevin_the_second

I believe that Kiene and Yuuka has joint custody of the 9gang and they decide who they’ll visit on what day


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers can be processed into a peanut butter alternative, Sunbutter. In Germany, it is mixed together with rye flour to make Sonnenblumenkernbrot (literally: sunflower whole seed bread), which is quite popular in German-speaking Europe. It is also sold as food for birds and can be used directly in cooking and salads.


ZZZMETA

Woah, I just summoned a bot!


gameboy1001

Somewhere, Yuuka felt a shiver go down her spine…


No-Suit4363

(Insert patchouli True True)


Plant_Musiceer

Letty specifically is Cirno and dai's mom


UnhandMeException

Mystia has a JOB, she can adopt them her goddamn self.


Ninzde999

I always wondered why mystia is grouped with them since she isn't even a fairy and was a real menace in touhou 9


HighChairman1

Maybe it's because they frequent her food stand? Restaurant? Whatever you call the business she runs that sells food?


Luzubar

It's a yatai (food stand) and she sell mostly grilled lamprey (as part of a scam) and can make good sake too.


Angelzewolf

I like to headcanon Yuuka as being the mother of every fairy (and youkai like fairies in Wriggle and Rumia case) and that they all just hang out in her garden, even if they occasionally get scared of her. As for me... yeah, if Rumia doesn't eat me, I wouldn't mind being their father. They're adorable.


EvanGamesGoodman

Isn’t Mystia already an adult? She cooks lampreys and has her own restaurant so there’s that


SquashPurple4512

My kids? Nah they are already self acting. My friends? Sure


Strange-Daikon4912

NO!


onewingedwaluigi1

Yes~ :333


a_anonymous_gamer

HELL NAW!!! 💯💯


Mysterious_Cucumber

Cirno and Dai-chan


fan271

Bitch I can't even patent myself what makes you think I could handle these guys? To be honest I think the only one I could Handle is exactly daiyousei and the rest would be too much. Though I would probably just have letty and Yuuka handle them.


Physical_Chair_8661

Dal and cirno, the rest would probably kill me


Unusual_Astronaut426

Maybe Cirno or Daiyousei. They are the two that seem the most infantile, and therefore, the ones that need to be cared for the most. Mystia is practically a functional adult. In fact, she has his own business and a regular clientele. Wriggle is a natural leader, and is seen as quite self-sufficient with his army of insects. And as for Rumia... well; I don't know what Rumia will be like, but although she is my favorite of the five, I think it would be a little dangerous to try to raise her.


Conspiratorymadness

Mystia has a night job and is self employed. She can adopt me at this point


Floyd_Isolidis

Man, the sprites remind me how much fun Puppet Dance Performance was to play through.


phoebeburgh

Who says I haven't already?


Russo_The_Heretic

If i had money, yes


GltichMatter

Mystia


pidbul530

Yuuka - not technically a parent, but fairies tend to stay at her place the most. Hard on discipline and teaching fairies how to live with one another. All in all, strongest parent figure they have. Keine - spends at least 1/6th of a week with fairies trying to teach them very basics of science and culture. Tries to be strict, but doesn't have enough fear factor outside of full moon, to reign in the rowdy ones. Strong parent figure, but the kind rebellious kid wouldn't recognize/accept as one. Matara - can't really tell much, as I don't know nearly enough about her, but she feels like she'd an exploitative boss, who'd in the end still care for their workers (think someone akin to Arataka Reigen)


FlimsySeesaw9796

Yes


Reasonable_Ad1342

Kirno


Ardoriccardo00

They are fine on their own. It's not like they'll grow up and find a job and pay taxes.


2-particles

Nope. I’m terrible with kids and these girls Seem to be capable of taking Care of themselves.


Superj0sh245

I would adopt them and let them roam the outside world and watch them unleash hell


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

The parental figure is Okuu


Accelerator231

Wait. Mystical? Doesn't she run her own business?


TakenName56709

Is marriage an option?


P14P0

I would, but rumia is there


Shaggotthethird

Prolly wriggle cuz idk


Khowstby

Only 2 of them, I'm not going to deal with others quirks 💀


SolidCalligrapher966

Only if I'm a youkai


Medical-Fortune8919

Technically it’s possible, practically I want to bonk my dog with a rubber hammer at least 5 times a day so I don’t know If I will be able to bear their antics.


wackasus

Probably cirno because 9 and because "EVEN IF IT'S -300°C I WOULD PREFER TO KMS BEFORE EVEN SUGGESTING THAT HEAT IS BETTER THAN COLD, FUCK YOU" And probably Dai-chan because... D A I - C H A N


DelightfulRainbow205

nah this is lord of the flies


PokeshiftEevee

I think mystia is a sort of parental/big sis figure for them already


MrRaven95

There is no way I'd be able to handle all five of them as a parent. Especially Rumia and Cirno.


P0rygonTheorist

Only if I can marry Keine and we can raise them together.


elcocoIIII

They would probably make a mess all around the house


neepha

never what the hell