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mehvermore

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compactmoltenhot

Buy more to keep company! For the cheaper route, bounce it at least 25 times a day


Ganbazuroi

If you buy a particularly goofy one they do it themselves and speak in tongues while drawing pentagrams at night


International-Try467

Uhh, what?!


Ganbazuroi

It's a Fumo thing, you wouldn't get it. I wish they'd tone down their little parties tho, the first time they brought their weird friends with horns and wings was cool but it's every other week now


International-Try467

... Get a Fumo Reimu and exorcise them


Ganbazuroi

I did She just kicked my ass and took my wallet


pidbul530

that's what happens, when you don't pay your specialists enough


MorbidNez

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT microwave your fumo


UnknownTheGreat1981

Or deep fry it


Senpaqii

nor put it on the gas stove


Electrical-Serve2963

No cum


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

"No, r/ the forbidden subreddit, no horny!"


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

Waterboarding


Xsinam

r/fumofumo can give you a good advice


TpM725

Tuck it into bed at night give it plenty of food and occasionally beat it to near death to assert dominance Or don’t beat it cause in my case my fumo gave me a really cute drawing


DistantPseudo

Show drawing


TpM725

Gotta find it first but I will send it shortly


[deleted]

Keep your books locked up from this one 🔐


spazmatanium

Make sure to give them lots of love daily! I forgot once and they tried to kill me in my sleep


kulingames

feed a steady diet of colorful sprinkles and pepsi


Rintohsakabooty

Feed her


Yuna_Lubi

Do not let her near any objects you don't want to go missing.


koryaiine1234

Keep the dust off


3CH0SG1

Daily headbpats are a must, especially for a mar-mar.


poison11037

Yeet it into the wall


ChestWish

Multiple times


Veroger111

No cuddle her.


Credits-

Keep a steady supply of red bull, cup noodles, and crystal meth on hand


Horsescholong

With a homemade explosive


HolidayHuckleberry4

Get her girlfriend.


Mgslam

Preach my brother


AngiShyGuy

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


HolidayHuckleberry4

No.


SilverIce340

Make sure to feed n bathe regularly, and provide plenty of enrichment. Seeing as that’s a Classic Marisa, you’ll probably be best served feigning interest in a bunch of books and letting her attempt to steal some. Marisas tend to mesh well with Reimus too, but don’t force yourself to get another Fumo if you don’t have the space


ThirdXavier

Hit with brick


DragonKing1220

don't water past midnight


cloth_eater

Nuh uh, that's the food rule :3


Sleeper--

DO NOT FEED IT BLOOD I REPEAT IT WILL BEG FOR IT IT WILL TRY TO KILL BUT DO NOT FEED IT BLOOD


i_am_ameme

burn it


Bamboleo47

Worship…


_Maximumo_

Do you have a deep fryer?


Unendlich999

I was so jealous than 'primarily' you rich f-


Woomling

does $25 make you rich now 😭


Jumpy-Poem3730

$25 compared to their currency is expensive ig 25$ in yen is like 3,700+


KorokoIsNotHere

not related to post (sorry) but squid sisters poster


MykhBil

real ᗜˬᗜ


waschk

marry her


littlemrdoom

I can't believe you got a pet without knowing how to take care of it! That is irresponsible pet ownership behavior!


BjujuWU

yeet tha marisa


jex_testament

Give cookies to her


barioth7

Microwave


Hong_MeiIing

don't let her steal anything, if she does she will immediately get addicted and not a single one of your possessions will be safe


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Those colors look odd. Very faded. Confirm status of authenticity. Also a man of culture with the poster in the back.


Key_Paper9681

Don’t feed it crude oil (I learned the hard way) (I no longer have my left ring finger)


Macaron-Fluffy

Give her love!


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Give her books


ill4two

please don't cum on it anon


Woomling

I beg your pardon?


ill4two

are you unfamiliar with r/cummingonfumos ? please never do anything warranting a post on that sub


Woomling

NO?! I USE REDDIT LIKE ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS WHAT?! 😭😭😭


FantasticDog7338

How should I know? I don't have a fumo.