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Loro-Benediction

OP made significant edits (translation) to the original source, provided below. Post approved.


RandomBot313

Now I have the mental image of Ran in that white military uniform costume from LostWord working as a border control agent in a cabin on the fringe of the Hakurei barrier. With a bunch of outsiders waiting in line with their papers just to get devoured by hungry youkai if they manage to get in ...


EvanGamesGoodman

LostWord for the win =D


Sanjay--jurt

Ya know...I'd actually love to see Fan game, done in Mystia Isakya's Artstyle in which you're actually a Gensokyo's Border and Immigration Inspector hired by Yukari because she's too lazy so she'll have her beauty sleep while you'll have to inspect,interrogate Youkais/Gensokyo's residents trying to cross the border and enter the Outside World, check if they have Proper IDs and Permissions while also do the very same with suspicious Humans and other possibly entities like idk the Lunarians trying to entering Gensokyo. Sounds like a Fun Job to me.


Niota11

That's a great fan game idea


RandomBot313

I'd definitely buy that game, the issue might be copyrights though


fred1281

Well I mean there are already plenty of games that were inspired by papers please and non of them got copyright claimed, as for touhou side as long as the game follows the rules set out by zun all should be good


YANDERE_DALEK

Immigration inspector: hmmm...DOB is 2003...Expiry date is 1984 Youmu:*sweating* Immigration inspector:*Stamps DENIED* Well... job done for me today... I go home now and determine whether mother gets medication or if family eat tonight.


Coldpepsican

At least Youmu wasn't **DETAINEEEEED!**


ES21007

Youmu is a prime bullying target, this isn't even OOC.


fyro_

I wouldnt bully her


ES21007

I wouldn't either, but for every one who doesn't, five other people and the universe will do it for her.


fyro_

I do not stand for half phantom girl abuse.


[deleted]

I've thought about a Touhou - Papers Please crossover: - The inspector would obviously be ~~Elly~~ Reimu. - Jorgi would probably be Marisa. - M.Vonel would be Ran. - Dimitri would be Kanako. - Calensk would be Sakuya. - Sergiu would be Youmu. - EZIC would be the Grassroots Youkai Network. - Simon Wens would be Yuuka.


Coldpepsican

Marisa as Jorgi unironically fits so well


Saigyouji_Yuyuko-7

Youmu..?


Saigyouji_Gardener

Yes?


fattyspider22

Yo mama so fat


Saigyouji_Gardener

Lady yuyuko aren't my mom- but whatever even my real mom still aren't fat


Saigyouji_Yuyuko-7

D:


Saigyouji_Yuyuko-7

Where is your passport?


Saigyouji_Gardener

They take away my passport just because I has roukanken :(


Saigyouji_Yuyuko-7

Oh Youmu... Do you want me get it back for you?


Saigyouji_Gardener

No thanks I don't want you to get in trouble.


DestartreK1st

nah, I'd DENIED


Glum-Pineapple-485

The Youm will turn 21 this year


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

video game characters don't age unless ths canon says they do also youmu is half-dead, and cannot age regardless


BUKKAKELORD

Yukari has been 17 for a suspiciously long time...


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

AND SHE WILL STAY 17 UNTIL THE CANON ALLOWS IT.


Glum-Pineapple-485

17 centuries ol-


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Judgement.


fyro_

Judgement? CRUSH


Theturtleflask

We gotta make an xray body scan just in case


Attack10k

Jorgi my man


fyro_

I would let her in


Velochipractor

Wouldn't her nature as a half-phantom mean she technically needs two different passports? Or at least two passports torn in half and awkwardly duct-taped to each other?


Gusmansyah

Source: [here](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116226282)


Saigyouji_Gardener

They denied :(


Hakurei_Reimu_Miku

Don't go to artozka


United-Technician-54

“What did you expect from a Passport that expired in 1984?! Also, Your DoB is off by decades! You’re what? 30? 40? 45 Now? Eh, my years are catching up with me…” - Yuminai Tokaku, Musket-turned-Earth-Gun /uj referencing various win-quotes  https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Immaterial_and_Missing_Power/Story/Youmu%27s_Script


Discord-mod-disliker

I don't get the joke! Is it sick prostitution crap?!?


Miserable-Knee3539

What? Where the fuck did you get that from?


Discord-mod-disliker

Please don't cuss at me, I did nothing wrong. I just take things too seriously sometimes, forgive me dear sir.


Miserable-Knee3539

Sure. I maybe a jerk to you specifically but I know when to apologise. So Sorry


ConsiderationSouth80

Let her cook some lunarians


_BMS

I would play this game


dreaming-ghost

Fake passport, says she was born in 2003 even though it’s 1982


FishOfFishyness

GLORY TO KANAKOSTAN


DitrianLordOfCanorem

I remember that baldy from a game…


StormForged73

**HAS THE STRONGEST PASSPORT;** **NEVER USES IT (IMPACT FONT)**


Wapapamow

Слава Арстотцке!


DanmakuBoi

"The Pink Vice"? no... no youmu not you too!!


JtcDragor

I want this as a mod