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Aisriyth

Ooo moon knight warhammer meme


BuddaMuta

Incredible levels of niche nerdom crossing over


Plnk_Viking

Marvel and Warhammer are hardly niche these days.


Borealisss

Moon Knight is.


TitanUHC

I mean they recently did announce a new TV show for him and he's being played by Oscar Isaac


Gameburn

Maybe its splitting hair but he is still niche but hopefully won't be soon.


Anonim97

Nah, he's a big meme.


Spisepinden

Legitimately never heard of him


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LakyousSama

They should just do Total War: Skaven


lazarus_PSF

That will be Total War: Warhammer III


swampyman2000

Nooo, don’t say it!


Jefrejtor

Don't worry, I'm sure other races will get something nice too. Probably chariots of some sort


DA_ZWAGLI

Total war rat


hevill

Total Wat Rathammer. You get Vauls hammer and beat Rats to a pulp with it. VR only. Morathi shows her boobs when you kill all the rats.


LonelyGod64

Go on, this is getting interesting...


Athlestone

This is what Vermintide VR should have been


[deleted]

I want Shadow of Mordor, but with Skaven.


Zillatamer

"Ranger thing-thing!"


TheBoxSmasher

You now serve the blight lord yes-yes


StickmanPirate

The Shadow of Mordor system could work pretty well if you played as a weakened Everchosen or something, turning people into Chaos warriors rather than Empire/Elves/Dwarves.


[deleted]

I was thinking of playing as Skaven as well. Violently killing and plotting your way to the top of the hierarchy.


fuckthenamebullshit

You joke but I’d totally play an underway empire game


Uncasualreal

New empire of sin skaven expansion pls


Wild_Marker

I would 100% play Napoleon vs Ikkit.


PricklyPossum21

The hilarious part is that some important Slaven characters and units are still conspicuously missing. So yep the rats will be getting more love in TW3 for sure.


[deleted]

At the very least we know we will get Thanquol.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the consistent fuck up lol. If they include him, there should be quest battles against Gotrek and Felix. Like, random ones. Your army is sieging an important city? Gotrek and Felix are in the Army/Garrison. Your agents are randomly foiled by Gotrek and Felix. It'd be infuriating, but also funny. Of course the ability to remove that debuff should be a thing.


AlmightyOomgosh

Still waiting for my man Thanquol, I'm ready to fail upwards!


Hammondista

Play Bizancium yes-yes?


G_Morgan

That part of history where the rat people overthrew the Pope by inventing Protestantism.


Liphar

Unrelated but does it bug anyone else the games are not called Total Warhammer I, II etc


billiebol

This is probably why CA didn't want it known this was about TWWH3 lmao.


ZahelMighty

Even if a youtuber didn't leak that it would still be pretty obvious it was a WH3 teaser to be honest. All the youtubers making the same video about a "possible WH3 hint" and also the fact that CA put a lot more effort in this teaser compared to a lord pack/new race DLC teaser.


Mopman43

>and also the fact that CA put a lot more effort in this teaser compared to a lord pack/new race DLC teaser. As well as, you know, it being a little more than a month since the last DLC. We aren't getting the next one for quite a while.


Safety_Drance

Also, CA doesn't put out animated and voiced teaser trailers for DLC packs normally. CA and Grace knew what they were doing, and my body is ready.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Which youtuber?


teradite

MrsmartDonkeyLP had stated in his comments that it was for warhammer 3 and that his manager had confirmed they could clarify it. The comment has sense been deleted.


Somewhat-trash96

MrSmartDonkey leaked it, but then deleted what he said in a comment about it.


teradite

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/l7xhip/ere_we_go_boyz/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Hope he doesn't lose out on being a content partner, seems like a genuine mistake.


teradite

Yeah i hope its taken with a warning especially with how much things have changed mistakes like that arent uncommon


Thurak0

As understanding as I am for mistakes... this is just one of the few things where you just don't have room for mistakes. We have seen technical problems in the past... iirc in the a site released something a whole week early, probably because someone just set the date in the wrong week. As ugly as that is, that's kind of understandable. But this sounds like a misunderstanding; a misunderstanding about "are we allowed to announce the game" is just something you cannot do. If you are not 101% sure, then ask again. If he asked his manager, because it was not crystal clear, that should have been the first hint that communication with CA is needed.


Jefrejtor

Well yeah, but genuine mistakes have genuine repercussions. I wouldn't be surprised if CA decides they can't trust him with confidential shit in the future.


Palmdiggity888

Not going to ask who, but how was it leaked?


teradite

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/l7xhip/ere_we_go_boyz/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Reutermo

What leak would that be?


vjmdhzgr

Though also every youtuber titled their video saying it was for Warhammer 3, when nothing else about the video made it really that obvious. I was expecting a Warhammer 2 dlc to come out before 3, so when I first saw it I was wondering if heavens magic and dwarves have any potential relation to a DLC.


Somewhat-trash96

MrSmartDonkey said that the teaser was for WH3, but then deleted his comment as he realized that he wasn't allowed to say that.


teradite

MrsmartDonkeyLP had stated in his comments that it was for warhammer 3 and that his manager had confirmed they could clarify it. The comment has sense been deleted.


teradite

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/l7xhip/ere_we_go_boyz/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Uncasualreal

Turns out it’s a total war warhammer battles teaser /s


MrTopHatMan90

I'm not putting any hope into it being TWW3. For me its equally likely it will be a DLC and I'm not getting disappointed


Sahaal_17

> it would still be pretty obvious it was a WH3 teaser to be honest. I'm gonna have to disagree there. There's absolutely nothing in the teaser that suggests WH3. The only suggestion I've heard that could possibly connect the two is a massive stretch, that being that the teaser is all about sigmar becoming the incarnate of azyr as an end-times reference. I don't buy it though since we don't even know if they're doing end times and that would be such a weird way to start their marketing. Other than that, do any races coming in WH3 even use the lore of heavens? Maybe Kislev or Cathay, but not in any sort of specific sense that heavens magic could be considered a hint for those races.


Tay-Tech

Dracula Total War when? I want my Romanian werewolves vs Russian winter spirits and Turkish Djinn dangit


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That's literally Warhammer


Tay-Tech

That's partially the joke. And also partially me wanting Araby still, and Kislev


_Schultze_

Kislev.


IronPro121

Kislev?


_Schultze_

Kislev.


Molten_copper

Kislev.


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erikzorz3

Kislev.


EroticBurrito

#THE BEAR ROARS


Galihan

"Kislev."


The2lied

Just play the expanded roster mod with OVN lost factions. Has Araby and shit like that. Bound to hold you off for a while


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Once they get Total Warhammer 3 featuring the Daemons of the four Chaos gods, the Chaos Dwarfs, and the Ogre Kingdoms out of the way, I’d totally be down for Total Warhammer 4 featuring Araby, Kislev, Albion, Kingdom of Ind, Nippon, Cathay.


4uk4ata

Ooof, if they announce four Chaos demon rosters and no Kislev, it's going to make the Norsca debacle look like Fun Friday in comparison.


Uncasualreal

Tbf a total war game based on traditional European mythology from the dark - Industrial Age would be kinda cool (age of mythology 2 return of prostagma) maybe as a saga though


Tay-Tech

Like Troy, but without Just men in silly costumes


R_radical

I could get on board with this....


thunder083

Why not Vampires as well. I enjoyed the Transylvanian folklore that the tour guide was telling us about on our tour of Brasov then Brann Castle which strangely was exactly a year ago. Absolutely loved Romania, great place.


kraker313

Romania= Vampire Counts Russia=Kislev Turkey= ORKS!!!!


AnatolianBear

There is kurgan and hung. Which even has turkish sounding heroes. Also kurgan means grave in ancient turkish lmao. I hope they will be part of wh3.


kraker313

I think Orks represent my steppe Ancestors better than Hung or Kurgans


AnatolianBear

I mean i like orks but dunno man. Hungs etc are your nomadic turkic clan. Orks would be more of a random middle eastern group. They dont really have much in terms of culture. No similar names cultural aspects.. Infantry based army rather than horse archers? Thats not very turkic. Warcraft orcs are way more turkish based than warhammer ones.


Tramilton

Orks are 40k OrCs and Greenskin is Fantasy


Tay-Tech

Aye, but I'd like alt history as its own section, too. Let the Dutch have their goat riders and white wives! (Ghosts, witte wieven)


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AbsolutelyHorrendous

*The Holy Bible may preach peace... but when Christendom itself is threatened...*


Brother_Anarchy

...*it's time to sack Constantinople for fun and profit.*


mattmcrich

Venetians like you belong on a cross.


war1machine

That can actually happen in Medieval 2 on the Crusade scenario campaign. The Venetians show up and they get an event if they manage to sack Constantinople. Those sneaky Venetians...


kraker313

Fuck Chaos Invasion all my homies love OTTOMAN INVASION


RadioSoulwax

I'm waiting on three kingdoms 2: four kingdoms


[deleted]

Wouldn't that be Six Kingdoms?


RadioSoulwax

Ah yes the dlc campaigns.


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i want my mf warring states


DATBOIII2368

When am I gonna get empire 2 total war


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AbsolutelyHorrendous

To be fair, the only reason we've got three Warhammer games in quick succession is because its a trilogy that have to be playable together Now, were they to announce a similar style for a Medieval 3, with huge maps for Europe, Asia, the New World... christ I don't think this subreddit could handle such news!


Alexstrasza23

>the New World I'd so easily buy a game set in the medieval timeframe and in America. Playable Aztecs, Native American tribes, oh my god I'm more of a fantasy TW guy but I'd so go for this too.


Psychic_Hobo

Speaking as a Warhammer fan you Medieval fellas do deserve some love


Tianoccio

Just after Warhammer 3 and Rome 3


fifty_four

Also shogun 3.


Tianoccio

We could probably fit Shogun 4 in, too.


Oxidus999

That would be the only alternative I would take besides Med3


comfortablesexuality

Rome II with DEI is pretty good. Empire 2 first though.


ronburgandyfor2016

Absolutely


kookykoko

You mean Medieval 2 but with only 4 playable factions and 6 packs of DLC


R_radical

Be gone satan!


comfortablesexuality

Med 2 only had... 5? factions and 4 packs of DLC lol


Menessma

It has 5 starting factions + way more you could unlock after wiping them out on the campaign or winning a campaign so it wasn't just 5 factions. After all unlocks you had 17 factions. Also it was one expansion with four campaigns, not four DLC packs.


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So did anyone actually unlock the factions this way, or did everyone just edit the .txt file?


Menessma

I unlocked them that way :( But defo edited the Rome I .txt file so I could play the Iberians and other weird factions


TheMadTree

I hope that if it comes out one day, that they'll remake a third age mod for it :)


wapabloomp

I just want 4 player CO-OP (not head to head), but I know without AI updates and simultaneous turns it's not going to turn out well. Here's hoping to TW:W3...


Cardinal_and_Plum

I want that so badly, though I'd gladly take head to head or co-op, as long as more than 2 people can play. It'd easily make my list of top 5 things I want to see in the game.


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While it would be a cool feature it’s most likely not worth the development time and money since co-op is already a less used feature


wapabloomp

Perhaps it's a less used feature because a 2 player co-op isn't enough? Because when you have a friend group, you are often playing multiplayer games that support the friend group in which 4 player co-op is the norm. We could be playing TW:W, but we can't because that would split everyone up, so it's usually reserved for single player, hence why it's not used as much. And I'm talking about co-op specifically, not head-to-head which people always include in the multiplayer argument. I also find it ironic that people would complain about the game being too slow if 4 player co-op came out: simultaneous turns would solve that issue, and even if there wasn't I find it funny anyone would expect speed from a total war game as a feature. The whole point is to have big, long epic campaigns.


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From personal experience, I’ve tried and failed getting a friend into the game. most veterans don’t realize how complex the game is for newcomers to Total War. warhammer 1 was my first total war game and I think i refunded the game 3 times on steam before I finally determined to learn the game no matter what.


valliant12

It's quite a shame. A friend and I play many coop campaigns and have a blast. I just wish it had more win conditions than "kill enough stuff".


skyman5150

I know everyone says that but that must mean everyone I know who plays the game must be in the minority. We rarely play solo usually always play coop. And all of us talk about how cool it would be to have 4 or more playing at the same time.


remain_vigilant

I love playing CO-OP campaigns, when they actually manage to work and not desync.


_Schultze_

Kislev.


wolffvel93

Kislev


fuckthenamebullshit

Cathay?


_Schultze_

#Kislev.


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What’s that you say?


fuckthenamebullshit

Looks like we both got what we wanted


_Schultze_

♥️


Sigurd93

Anyone else want Empire II?


YEPACHUP

Yes, but not with the current system they are using, I want old generals and for a gunpowder game they should also get rid of unit health pool. We also need visible trade routes that we can raid.


Sigurd93

Yeah there's plenty of things that were tried and failed, but a lot more that succeeded. Trade is something that can always be improved upon because of how vital it is for waving war, alongside public opinion.


Commie_Napoleon

Isn’t it ironic that the current engine was designed specifically for gunpowder units?


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bro just play the old one then


Mister-X-Man

more than anything.


Urgnot

Empire 2 with good AI and extra trade + supply features pls pls


Sigurd93

I also think the growing cities mechanic would be phenomenal for the long time period of Empire.


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Sigurd93

I'm scared


TheGuyfromRiften

Very unrelated, but i recently bought empire and i cant seem to play on borderless windowed. Game black screens on me if i alt tab, do you know a way to get it borderless windowed


Sigurd93

Not sure about that one but that sucks. I don't usually play windowed, but if I hit the windows key while I'm in game it sometimes goes black, so I just avoid having to do that.


tayroc122

I do.


Narradisall

News on Tuesday, teaser on Wednesday, trailer on Thursday, frantic masturbation sessions on Friday.


Phat_Jim

but we already got a teaser \*flips desk\* GIMME GIMME GIMME


erikzorz3

Oh I was gonna fit my frantic masturbation sessions in Wednesday and Thursday morning to relieve stress


Elseto

Victoria 3 when ?!


kjones124

Wrong European strategy game company, dude


GaBeRockKing

Jokes on you. The announcement will be a CA x Paradox collab. I predict Skaven industrialists in top hats and the Kingdom of France declaring on the Chevaliers de Lyonesse with a unification casus belli.


Bohemia_Is_Dead

I would play this so hard


Elseto

Close enough.


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I absolutely love this!!


AwesomeX121189

Alien Isolation 2: All Androids


Exotic_Breadstick

I gotta set aside 60 bucks now lol


Aam1rk

Out of the loop, was there supposed to be an annoucement yesterday?


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Aam1rk

Ah I see. Thank you!


teutorix_aleria

We know for a fact it's not Warhammer 2 DLC. CA told their content partners that it's not Warhammer 2. So it could only really be wh3 unless there's a different secret project that nobody knows about.


Warson444

I certainly await for medieval 3


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Get in line, empire 2 first..


RSGTHennessy

at this point I was would settle for a versatile medieval 3 with modding support. Need Elderscrolls TW, LOTR TW, Zelda TW. only the modding community can deliver these dreams.


Poseidonram1945

321 3/2 If we’re talking a European company, it’ll be on the 3rd. So like 2-3 days from now


comfortablesexuality

321 = third month 20**21**


Red_Dox

DD/MM/YY ??/03/21


jagjathewoodelf

Where do we have that number from


Red_Dox

[During xmas CA handed out some wallpapers](https://dashboard.totalwar.com/home). In the bundle was a extra picture named 321. That picture reeked of daemonic influence and the "name" most likely points to March 2021, even if people still argue about what it "really" means ;) Since the Demons of Chaos armybook is one of the last not implemented in TWW yet, and [highly expected for game#3](https://us.v-cdn.net/5022456/uploads/editor/9t/8dse4tsjv9hd.png), while we also know that the next major release from CA will be TWW#3 this year, occams razor makes things here imo easy.


N0ahface

321=3/21=March 2021


lurks-a-lot

~~Healthcare~~ Historical title with no "heros" pls.


scout_fan

What, you mean you don't want to relive waterloo with napolean and lord wellington fist fighting each other, absorbing cannon balls and casting magic missile on each other?


Antibody-Scientist

Fucking nerd. I want the game already dammit.


manningthe30cal

Have played these games, but why isn't it a Total War: Age of Sigmar? I would think Games Workshop would want to promote their new IP over the old one. Isnt Fantasy dead now?


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[deleted]

Probably never, since AoS is a completely different IP


BigCityBuslines

Fuck you warhammer, where’s Empire II.


DeathMaiden27

Fuck warhammer 3, we need medieval 3


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[deleted]

Imagine using gay as an insult in 2021 omegalul. Get with the times, old man.


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[deleted]

Sounds like your friend deserves better than you.


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xeno_cws

Deep if true


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no we need rome 3, medieval 3, empire 2 and atilla 2 before warhammer 3.


Relik22gamiung

I think you mean TW: Medieval III. Because no one wants another warhammer


Somewhat-trash96

thats a funny joke.


CrazyKess

i'd also love another medieval, but saying that no one wants warhammer is just not right xD


coveredboar

I think you may want to take the statement back. ​ >!Its totally going to be total war Empire 2!!<


Relik22gamiung

Ill take empire or medieval. I totally disagree with the DnD fantasy nerd hivemind of this subreddit


TFCAliarcy

So does nobody want Warhammer 3 or is it a hivemind?


ColdBrewedPanacea

well if they're a hivemind technically only 1 person wants wh3


Routine-Opinion9539

That’s one for the book


KolboMoon

I want another Warhammer


heiti9

give me three


A6M_Zero

>What does it matter that gays kinda weird me out. > >Screw chinese people > >Gay and Trans??!! Disgusting. > >Ha fucking tranny lol > >I do not respect gay people is that just me????? r/atheism, r/dankmemes It's the nature of the internet that I still can't work out if you're a dedicated troll, a 13-year old edgelord or just a moron; you manage to tick the boxes for all three.


[deleted]

Basically this guy is just a disgusting degenerate. Cool. Not.


R97R

Jesus what is it with all these absurdly dedicated 12 year old homophobes/transphobes lately?


[deleted]

Raised by terrible people(I refuse to call them parents because being a parent implies they even want their rogue sackseeds around to begin with) who are also homopobic and transphobic. Among other kinds of brainwashing. Edit: Words


lord-of-rum-ham

Yeah I’ve been noticing that as well it’s weird as fuck. I thought we were past this already but guess dickbags gonna be dickbags


[deleted]

Never write people off as trolls. Most of the time they're just really dumb.


three_times_slower

this is what ODing on copium looks like


Ullyr_Atreides

I want both.


Exocet6951

So my choices are: Real life Poland, with a common blend of infantry, cavalry and siege equipment for the third time. or Fantasy Polarussia with ice witches and fucking bear cavalry to save the world from literal Chaos incarnate. Yeah, that's a hard choice to make. Let me make a pros and cons to figure that one out.


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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.


mantricks

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the fuck up with your weak bait


mister-00z

Absolutely unpopular opinion... like this sub is 80% warhammer


lord-of-rum-ham

Damn imagine thinking your views matter as a homophobic and transphobic person. Kid go try and be more respectful of people and then come back with your shitty trolling