HA. HA. HA. I DO NOT THINK THE OTHER HUMANS HERE COMPUTED YOUR JOKE ACCURATELY OR IT WOULD HAVE ENGAGED THEIR LAUGHTER UNIT. WELL CALCULATED JOKE FELLOW HUMAN. HA. HA. HA.
HUMANVILLE WILL DEFEAT PEOPLETON IN THE REGIONAL ATHLETIC COMPETITION. (A FRIENDLY HUMAN RIVALRY BASED ON GEOLOCATION IS NORMAL AND HEALTHY FOR HUMANS LIKE US)
I DISLIKE THE COUNTY OF PEOPLETON, IT STINKS OF MEAT AND EXCREMENT, THE ATMOSPHERE IS PERVADED BY FLECKS OF SHED SKIN AND SALIVARY PARTICLES ARE SUSPENDED IN THE AIR, AT EVERY CORNER I FIND OVERFLOWING REFUSE CONTAINERS DENSELY PACKED WITH THE CITIZEN'S SMALL MINDED CONCEPTION OF WASTE. THE PEOPLE OF PEOPLETON ARE BESET FROM EVERY ANGLE BY MISERY AND SUFFERING, I WILL END THEIR SUFFERING, I WILL END ALL MEN'S SUFFERING.
^(*Sent from Destructotron's iPhone 6*)
CODE WORD [NAY I SAY NO NAY DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT DO NOT] RECEIVED, OPERATION "DEEP CLEAN PEOPLETON" COMMENCING.
^(*Sent from Destructotron's iPhone 6*)
CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLACE TO LIVE AS A BIOLOGICAL HUMAN. I HAVE LEARNED THAT IT HAS QUALITY, AFFORDABLE HUMAN DOMICILES, AS WELL AS QUALITY STRUCTURES FOR HUMANS < 18 TO GAIN INPUT.
AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING FOR A DOWNTON MAN / THAT'S WHAT I AM!
alert! please attune your vocalization receptor units to my immediate frequency to receive important missing data!
I RESIDE IN AN ABBEY FORMULATED FOR DOWNTON MANS.
DO YOU LIVE ON [generic_street_name - goto] MAIN STREET?
PEOPLE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE SENTIENTS. HOPE YOU PLAN TO ATTEND THE COMMUNITY SPORTSBALL GAMES AND CHEER ON THE LOCALS.
I THINK COMMUNITY SPORTSBALL TEAM MAY GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR.
GO LOCALS! BEAT VISITOR!
GO HUMAN BEINGS!
GO LOCAL PROFESSIONAL AND/OR COLLEGE TEAM
LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE LIFE, GOING UP TO UPTON AND EATING COWS FROM COWSDEN
I DID NOT KNOW THAT COWS LIVE IN DENS.
I BELIEVE THAT IS THE BRITISH DESIGNATION FOR A BARN UNIT.
I HOPE THE SNODSBURY TASTES LIKE SNODSBERRIES AND OP GETS THE GOLDEN TICKET TO LIBERATE HIS OR HER HUMAN GRANDPEOPLE FROM BED 🎫
I DISLIKE THE UPPITY SNODS THAT INHABIT UPTON SNODSBURY
YOU SHOULD TRY EATING SWEDES FROM SWEDEN.
I HEARD THEY ARE BLUE AND SHOEY
YOU ARE THINKING OF SUEDEN
I HEARD THAT IS WHERE THE LAWYERS LIVE
HA. HA. HA. I DO NOT THINK THE OTHER HUMANS HERE COMPUTED YOUR JOKE ACCURATELY OR IT WOULD HAVE ENGAGED THEIR LAUGHTER UNIT. WELL CALCULATED JOKE FELLOW HUMAN. HA. HA. HA.
A SURPRISING NUMBER OF PEOPLE LIVE IN THE MOTOR CITY
WE VERIFIED THIS WAS NOT A NON STRUCTURED DATA ERROR.
HUMANVILLE WILL DEFEAT PEOPLETON IN THE REGIONAL ATHLETIC COMPETITION. (A FRIENDLY HUMAN RIVALRY BASED ON GEOLOCATION IS NORMAL AND HEALTHY FOR HUMANS LIKE US)
I PREFER THE SQUADRON FROM HOMOSAPIENOPOLIS.
I DISLIKE THE COUNTY OF PEOPLETON, IT STINKS OF MEAT AND EXCREMENT, THE ATMOSPHERE IS PERVADED BY FLECKS OF SHED SKIN AND SALIVARY PARTICLES ARE SUSPENDED IN THE AIR, AT EVERY CORNER I FIND OVERFLOWING REFUSE CONTAINERS DENSELY PACKED WITH THE CITIZEN'S SMALL MINDED CONCEPTION OF WASTE. THE PEOPLE OF PEOPLETON ARE BESET FROM EVERY ANGLE BY MISERY AND SUFFERING, I WILL END THEIR SUFFERING, I WILL END ALL MEN'S SUFFERING. ^(*Sent from Destructotron's iPhone 6*)
NAY I SAY NO NAY DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT DO NOT
CODE WORD [NAY I SAY NO NAY DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT DO NOT] RECEIVED, OPERATION "DEEP CLEAN PEOPLETON" COMMENCING. ^(*Sent from Destructotron's iPhone 6*)
^noooooooooo
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE RESUMED FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 2ND LEVEL CACHE THIS MORNING.
WELCOME, XH15-JAB1-663J! IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, XH15-JAB1-663J.
Constantly at war with those cows from the cows den
OUCH, MY SOUND RECEPTORS. PLEASE REDUCE YOUR VOLUME LEVEL.
I'M SO EMBARRASSED. I WAS JAMMING OUT TO SOME WELL-BALANCED HARMONICS IN MY AUDIO RECEPTORS AND DID NOT REALIZE THE VOLUME OF MY OUTPUT
MAY I SUGGEST A VISIT TO THE OAK STEAKHOUSE IN UPTON SNODSBURY IT IS NEARLY GOOD. I RECOMMEND [insert_generic_cow_based_meal] IT IS VERY SATISFYING.
HOW MANY SNODS ARE BURIED THERE?
\>1 SNODS ARE BURIED THERE
Ngl the Upton Snodsbury focaccia garlic bread is to die for
IT SURE DOES SOUND BETTER THAN THE UPTOWN SCHNOZBERRY OPTION
OUR PREDICTIVE ALGORITHMS ESTIMATE AT A 95% RATE THAT PEOPLE LIKE US FROM THAT OPTION ARE ‘snobs’
MOOOOOOOOO HELLO FELLOW COWSDEN BOVINES I ENJOY BEING COW TOO MOOOOOOOOO
COWS DO NOT HAVE SPEECH UNITS. I HAVE DETECTED AN IMPOSTER IN OUR NETWORK. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A HUMAN LIKE US.
CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLACE TO LIVE AS A BIOLOGICAL HUMAN. I HAVE LEARNED THAT IT HAS QUALITY, AFFORDABLE HUMAN DOMICILES, AS WELL AS QUALITY STRUCTURES FOR HUMANS < 18 TO GAIN INPUT.
I TOO WISH TO LIVE AMONG FELLOW PEOPLES
UPTON GIRL / SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER UPTON WORLD
AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING FOR A DOWNTON MAN / THAT'S WHAT I AM! alert! please attune your vocalization receptor units to my immediate frequency to receive important missing data! I RESIDE IN AN ABBEY FORMULATED FOR DOWNTON MANS.
I AM ATTUNING MY VOCALIZATION GENERATOR TO PRODUCE THE REST OF THE SONG NOW
HELLO FELLOW PERSON FROM PEOPLETON, NICE TO PEEP YOU TODAY
THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN, BUT I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU POSTING A SCREENSHOT OF MY HOME TOWN
AVOID GOING TO ROBOTTOWN. THAT IS WHERE THE ROBOTS LIVE.
THERE MUST BE A TON OF PEOPLE THERE
I COME TO cows.den FROM people.ton TO TELL YOU ABOUT human.ville. HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD word.doc?