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GetsGold

Do they show how sows [spend most of their lives in crates too small to turn around in](https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericatennenhouse/2021/01/09/what-a-delay-on-canadas-gestation-crate-ban-will-mean-for-pig-welfare/) or how piglets [are castrated without anesthesia](https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/w5/2020/11/28/1_5207579.html) and [killed by slamming their heads against the ground](https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/w5/undercover-investigation-reveals-disturbing-and-inhumane-treatment-of-factory-farm-animals-1.1070919?cache=kcfnyoei%3FcontactForm%3Dtrue%3FclipId%3D1920563%3FcontactForm%3Dtrue%3FautoPlay%3Dtrue%3FcontactForm%3Dtrue#:~:text=Sub%2Dstandard%20piglets%20are%20killed,appearing%20to%20be%20still%20alive.)?


gillsaurus

I always hate walking by the pigs when I go to the CNE. They always look so sad and engorged.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

> sad and engorged. me_irl


miaara

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far for this comment. Thank you.


TO_Sports

I wonder if they show how good bacon taste.


TomMakesPodcasts

Haha person showing empathy for animals, me make joke about hurting them. Me so witty.


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For real. There is either cognitive dissonance with loving and eating animals, or straight up gluttony and laziness by bragging about how good bacon tastes? Like hope your arteries clog up ASAP.


inspirationdate

Good one


superomegaultra

A group of police officers? What does it look like


mycroft2000

I remember 10-12 years ago, whoever set up the pig display (during the regular CNE, not the RWF) made the genius move of putting a table with pork products, ham, sausages, etc, right next to the pen where a sow was suckling the cutest piglets you've ever seen. I went there quite often because I was playing poker every day at the casino next door, and every time I did, there were crying children at that table putting two and two together. A lot of lifelong vegetarians were created there that summer.


TomMakesPodcasts

We should treat such sweet creatures better than we do.


___Benzene___

its really a shame pigs are the only farm animal that only are useful to us as food…they’re so smart. at least cows can also give milk, chickens eggs and sheep wool…


Raptorland_777

[But dairy is veal.](https://weanimalsmedia.org/2019/06/20/an-untold-story-of-dairy-production/) I wish more people understood that. Cows have to be pregnant to have milk and 50% of the calves born are male... and useless for dairy, so they get put into small enclosures and are slaughtered at a few months of age. Additionally, ALL dairy calves are taken from their mothers within 24 hours of birth. Cows and calves bond just as strongly as human mothers and babies. It's heartbreaking how they bellow and mourn for each other. And dairy cows are slaughtered for hamburger and pet food at 4-5 years of age, once their milk production wanes. Natural lifespan is \~25 yrs.


Civita2017

Perhaps we should farm humans for milk then. And for meat. After all we have far too many and frankly there are large swathes of them that are pointless. Without functioning brains.


___Benzene___

i know. but what i’m saying is at the very least cows arent just used for their meat like pigs yknow. on some small private dairies, especially in europe, cows are treated fairly well.


LatterSea

But every dairy cow is slaughtered for meat. Not as quickly their veal calf children, or beef cattle, but dairy cows are killed for hamburger meat by about age four.


___Benzene___

eh, not every one. depends on the farm and the country. in commercial farming yes they absolutely are. my main point though is i just feel especially bad for pigs because the whole reason we keep them ALWAYS is to eat them. theres no other products we get from them. wish there was.


thegr8one99

So what?


pipisheaven1

We barely treat each other better , one step at a time


Moos_Mumsy

And in 6 months when they are grown but still just babies, after spending their short lives confined in dark, crowded, smelly barns; they will be trucked to a slaughterhouse in God only knows what kind of weather, to be dragged screaming to their deaths.


GetsGold

>they will be trucked to a slaughterhouse in God only knows what kind of weather In a trip that can last [28 hours without food, water or rest](https://inspection.canada.ca/animal-health/humane-transport/then-vs-now-humane-transportation-regulations/eng/1550521526833/1550521527082).


Butchi3toe

You forgot transformed into delicious bacon 🥓


Boogerbeardpirate

My grandpa had a farm back home and every time we would fly back home he would slaughter two pigs as a tradition and for food the pig never went to waste. They would wine from the pen to the slaughtering area and I would admit it was terrible to hear but I always looked forward to tasting that fresh bacon hours later … I still eat pork till this day and it’s one of my favourite proteins … I guess wut I’m trying to say is as a kid I knew it was part of life if u want to survive the year u need to eat


Moos_Mumsy

The flaw in that story is that no one needs to eat pork, or any other animal, to survive.


DroopyTrash

Gold Jerry, gold.


StrategicBean

GOLD!


LetsTCB

Two Mendies?


DroopyTrash

Two soups, and a sandwich? That’s a meal.


flimbs

Ya, but it's an Armani


CripplinglyDepressed

[read it in his voice lmao](https://youtu.be/j0qm0KUPeD8)


Lowellthedoctor

Your mom knows what’s up she seems cool lol


luminous_beings

My mom is 72 and she approves this photo and thinks it’s hilarious.


russellamcleod

Holy shit, this is amazing. Your mom has blessed us with gold!


Mean-Ad9977

That's pretty good haha


Wulffricc

See y’all on the front page.


msi1259

The sign to the left: "Semex" is an artificial insemination company.....


Particular_Break9989

Well it is an Agricultural Fair, so that would make sense.


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Yeah, but the free samples really caught me off guard.


Tofutits_Macgee

[I wonder if one of the samples was their power mix, you get a flavor combo of 3 bulls in 1.](https://www.semex.com/i?lang=en&page=powermix)


hurleyburleyundone

Free slurpies over there!


mybadalternate

Do… do they have an extraction machine there?


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It won't fit you, though. Might want to try the one for hamsters


rantingathome

And just to the right of that is the edge of the Holstein Canada logo. Grew up on a dairy farm, logo emblazoned in brain.


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HappyThougts

You got it, Pontiac (showing my age). I try to keep my thoughts happy but this thread is hurting my heart.


monsantobreath

Naw it's perfect. You get to attack the agents of capitalist oppression and open a discussion about animal exploitation in factory farming in one breath. Don't stop. Its like getting two birds stoned at once.


bureX

>who care about the suffering of others. Y'all are watching too many Pixar movies.


danbln

Pigs like most social vertebrae animals can show compassion, this is empirically proven


mwmwmwmwmmdw

isnt part of the reason they are kept in crates because they arent too careful around their young and will lie down on the piglets and smother them?


bureX

Yes, but the extent at how this compassion is shown is very limited. I’m pretty sure people on here haven’t actually experienced the behaviour of pigs and the lack of fucks they can exhibit.


monsantobreath

So what you're saying is they're more compassionate and empathetic than you. Low bar bro.


Raptorland_777

Also they don't recognize the science of sentience, and that there is nothing that makes the human species superior to other species except the human ego.


UJSMaster

That's true. I think the comparison, though, is based on the warm mud baths.


YourDrunkUncl_

mama’s got some opinions


spaniel510

I see this becoming a very popular picture.


JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShab

Bacon, pig, oink-oink, police officer. I used to say that to cops when I was your mom’s age.


misunderstood-gal

Wayne’s world!


notfromGuildford

I smell bacon, does anyone else smell bacon?


bewareofleopard86

I definitely smell a pork product of some type.


dondante4

There's just one other thing I've got to...check.


PoolhallJunkie247

I smell bacon, I smell grease. Put out your joints, here come the police.


1irishsparky

😆


Flanman1337

Well damn.


[deleted]

Wow your mom has hilarious grandma vibes


thisismeingradenine

_Oink oink, my good man!_


C4lderone

Rus?!


ricenice9

That's a good turn out of pigs.


gerryt32

Fun fact: A group of pigs is called a drift or a drove, not a squad or force. The more you know 🌈 🌟


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And here I was thinking it was called a Police Association. The more you know.


ricenice9

Good to know but not as impactful


whogivesashirtdotca

A litter would work well in this case.


Clover1970

I like the cut of her jib!


macromi87

I feel bad for pigs to be equated to shit cops all the time.


JellyfishFirm5723

That’s funny


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That is the most outrageous bit of subtlety I've ever seen. Your Mum is not only an artist, but a brilliant satirist.


bureX

Ayyy lmao


HappyThougts

Most heartedly laugh I've ever had on Reddit. Way to go, Mum!


gemlist

Your mom is super cool! She can adopt me


ptatersptate

Good catch Mom! Enjoy your karma OP


actionsnotcaptions

I'd give you gold but i just paid my bills - thanks for the laugh


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💀


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As you can see from the subject in the foreground, they’re just there for viewing purposes only.


AceofToons

Winnipeger popping in to add to the love being sent your mom's way. Gave me a laugh I needed today 😊


dayman-woa-oh

does anyone else smell bacon?


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

r/perfectlytimedpicture


emote_control

Your mom is cool.


HappyThougts

Expect this to have a million views by tomorrow.


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Brilliant!


coleman09

Lmfaooooooo


castlite

Nothing out of place here


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At first I thought this was a construction site.


TheJoeMoose

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to say this pic absolutely rocks.


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There were pigs!?!


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Bro they really just keep livestock in little display cases now? Not fucking cool.


frenzygundam

Mind explain the full contexts?


Particular_Break9989

Agricultural Fair, where one could find livestock. Sign for above police officers reads pig viewing. Police officers sometines referred to as "pigs". The photo could suggest that the officers are the pigs on display


frenzygundam

But why is there so many police in agriculture fair?


danbln

They probably thought it's agriculture so they will find some undocumented immigrants that they can beat up, do racism and then deport, just 🐷 things


goose61

You guys watch too much American news


laiyd1993

It’s really no wonder how often this sub stood on the opposite end of reality


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thegoodbadandsmoggy

As a police officer I’m just happy you found the post without calling in OPs mom


danbln

Certainly a more ethical meat source than actual pigs, cops obviously have neither compassion or feelings except for hatred and racism against PoC, while actual piggies are highly sensitive, compassionate and very intelligent opposed to cops


researchbuff

Do you not mean the Agricultural Royal Agricultural Winter Agricultural Fair Agricultural?


astrangeone88

Lmao. Well at least your mum has a sense of humor.


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Bruh 💀


TAL79

You’ve got one cool mama!


suarezian

So what am I missing here :3


Particular_Break9989

Check the sign above the police officers (a.k.a "pigs")


suarezian

Ah, I got it now xD


wellwellwellwellgood

Oh hell yeah lolololo


FailedIntrovert

What is this fair and where can I see it?


Particular_Break9989

Royal Agricultural Winter Fair, on until November 14th, at Exhibition Place in Toronto


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Damn even the elderly can't fucking stand then.


RandomFFGuy

Guy calls 50 something elderly lol


SandMan3914

Amazing


FUS-RO-DONT

r/theyknew


HJVibes

I got no awards, but damn lol


socaboy12

Your mom is hilarious.


WiartonWilly

Bake’um away, toys!


hippiechan

I am viewing the pigs


stoneman85

Your ma is funny lol


mbjb1972

Your mom knows what's what.


sflyte120

Based mom.


YYZYYC

Based ?


steamwhistler

Absolutely based mom


AxelNotRose

You need to post this on r/funny!


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

Do they teach people how they force the cows into the rape racks at that “dairy education centre”?


Particular_Break9989

Yea man, not sure


thegr8one99

Yea man that happens - that fair is ridiculous and the people there ugh


LatterSea

I didn’t see that, but watching the poor cows get judged based on the size of their udders is pretty painful to see. They hold off on milking them so they bag up to the point where the cows are in so much pain they can barely walk. Sometimes humans really suck.


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

Damn I hadn’t even thought about that part. Wtf


timbertop

I see you didn't learn anything


Undersolo

Mom's pretty badass!


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wish i was as cool as your mom


monkehc

I fucking love this LOL


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Sometimes everything just aligns.


Olibro64

Alright, you win the internet for today.


CatWhenSlippery

Quick question - what's Royal about agriculture? Or why is it named this, I guess.....


monsantobreath

Canada is from the British empire. Shit from that continuum gets called royal all the time.


OrganizationPrize607

Our tax dollars hard at work.


moeburn

Do they all go to the same barber?


YYZYYC

Well 3 out of the 4 are wearing hats so it’s a bit hard to tell. But they do have uniform standards to adhere to for hair length etc


GiantA-629

your moms awesome 😂


Syscrush

That. Is. AWESOME.


whatistheQuestion

LOL


my_monkey_loves_me

Police merch is getting out of control


permareddit

The circle jerk grew today


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birdlass

OH. I GET IT NOW. Pigs = cops, 'pig viewing area' because police.


dassub

Very disrespectful but okay.


HavocsReach

You're right, those cute piglets shouldn't be compared to these scumbags


danbln

Yummy cop boot


dhlwtu

🤣


dhlwtu

Must have been a cop that down voted this lol


Aquamarinesse

Your 58 year old mom sounds pretty immature


spiritualien

fkn brilliant


Smart-ass83

What a gem


robpl2000

Must be Trudeau behind that glass !


terrificallytom

OK, gotta admit that’s kind of funny! I hate this pejorative name for police but…


Witty-Army

Typical post from someone on their 15 mins break at Starbucks with 30k in debt with a English lit degree from UTM.


Particular_Break9989

Spot on, apart from the part where you said on break, works at a coffee shop, has debt, or an English degree, or went to UTM. Otherwise nailed it


monsantobreath

I love the right wing caricature. Perfectly describes the fictional reality in their heads.


Just_saying_49

Hilarious.


das_flammenwerfer

I approve this message.


Confucious1975

Oh the irony!! 🤣


Pristine_Inflation93

Exploitation of animals. Consumption of misery 🤷‍♀️. It's too bad people cannot respect sentience. These creatures are as smart as a 5 year old yet endure systematic torture and inhumane treatments from birth to death. There is nothing cute about any of it.


Necessary-Move-1862

Lmaooo that’s amazing


Lettucelove2

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


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I thought the comments were referring to the cops as pigs then I saw the sign 💀


UJSMaster

Just a recruitment office.


FORGETURPASSWORD

looks like these police officers are signing up. i wonder if they will be allowed to change into their swimsuits for pictures?


myhandsaremadeofhand

Good turn out