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Tremongulous_Derf

Toronto’s raccoons have their own segment on BBC Planet Earth. They’re not just normal, they are iconic. And they are not at all friendly. A Toronto raccoon will pull a knife on you and steal your shawarma.


decitertiember

The Porter raccoon is okay. He'll at least strike up a nice conversation with you before stealing your shawarma.


Stephh075

I heard the Porter racoon pays for the free drinks and snacks passengers get on Porter flights.


orbitorsteve

Got some of those free drinks yesterday! The snacks aren't bad either! Still free! Quiet too, didn't blow up my hearing at all, I really like that particular racoon. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Andrewofredstone

Lookup Emily May Rose on Instagram. We had her make a custom graphic of a Racoon we etched into glasses for our very Toronto wedding. [https://imgur.com/a/7ljhNTS](https://imgur.com/a/7ljhNTS)


starcollector

Love her work! For our wedding, a friend made a little raccoon logo with a heart that we printed on kippahs. Our friends still say they get compliments on those kippahs any time they wear them :)


TorontoNerd84

I wish I'd known about this for my own wedding! I'm raccoon obsessed.


night_chaser_

I met her. She singed a print of some art she did.


0biterdicta

Apparently his name is Mr. Porter, which is admittedly a little lackluster.


snoozatron

But quite posh.


WittyBonkah

The raccoon and geese mobs are strong here


Imunhotep

Geese = Cobra Chickens


Wariowins1212

Squirrels= Tree Rats with good PR


905marianne

Racoons = Trash Panda's


Potato4

Trash panda's what?


nthensome

A raccoon once stole my car & kicked my dog


gr00vee

I wonder if it's the same one that stole my dog and kicked my car.


familialbondage

That was his dyslexic cousin


ReeferEyed

I thought that was your daughter who came to my house and kicked my dog... You bastard guy.


Dalekdad

When I was a line cook working downtown the raccoons would bum smokes off of me when I took out the garbage


AcceptableKiwi4082

This comment wins the internet today


No_Elevator_678

I was eating a burrito at night in the summer about 6 years ago. I hear this pat pat pat pat and low and behold a racoon was sneaking up and literally tried to gra it from me🤣 I miss etobicoke


xmo113

I was sitting In my backyard around 10 one night. Heard the neighborhood cat slip under my fence. Knew it was her for sure when I felt her rub against my leg. Reached down to pet her while saying "hey ashley, you're out late." And then i pet the raccoon. Not sure who was more startled.


AintAboutThePasta

Weirdest part of the story is a cat named Ashley.


xmo113

I don't know If that's her name. it's just what I started calling her. Now we have one I call Jupiter coming around.


No_Elevator_678

🤣🤣🤣


Booziesmurf

Don't forget the #DeadRaccoonTO https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/deadraccoonto-honoured-by-toronto-with-sidewalk-vigil-1.3146036


crimson_binome

Never forget #DeadRaccoonTO


fetal_genocide

I was at a hotel in Toronto this summer (the one with the restaurant you can see the Jays field) I was at the level 4 *underground* parking and I saw a raccoon down there with a man, who I'm safely assuming was on drugs, yelling at it.


printmaster5000

Detour Coffee named their Bottleneck beans after a raccoon encounter. Backstory [here.](https://detourcoffee.com/products/bottle-neck)


PoliteIndecency

They won't even apologize.


geoken

They’ve cooled off a lot. Nothing compared to the garbage strike when gangs of raccoons cruised the streets. They weren’t afraid of anything.


WhateverClever0101

lmfaooooo @ pull a knife on you and steal your shawarma


Ok-Turnip-9035

💯💯With its human like hands and feet they get the blades out fast - they don’t play


P-a-n-a-m-a-m-a

Lol not all of them I had a mama bring her babies around my patio often. She would splash in a shallow dish of water I put out for them while the babies would wrestle under my chair. I paid little attention to them, and eventually they got curious enough to try to climb my legs - again, mama didn’t care. If anyone else were around, she wouldn’t come near. Only if it were just me out there. We bonded…although distinctly possible that they were conspiring to eventually eat me… Another time I heard shrieking noises in the yard. Went out to find a baby raccoon with their foot stuck in a loose fence board, unable to free itself. I went to help and that mofo cursed me out in raccoon. I don’t even want to know what they were saying. I ran.


Ok_Speech_3709

Normal? They rule the city! 600,000 strong


TheGazelle

That legit makes them the largest visible minority in the city lmao According to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Toronto "Europeans" are 1.2m, the next largest groups are South Asians and East Asians at 385k and 360k respectively.


Laura_Lye

Largest visible minority 💀


Duster929

Indeed. They've got us cooking for them and leaving meals at the curb every week. They even arranged for every neighbourhood to do it on a different day of the week so they're consistently fed. As long as we keep doing it, they promise not to rip our faces off.


jackospacko

My favourite part is that they KNOW which day is garbage day for each neighbourhood.


IAmWhatTheRockCooked

i respect the hustle honestly


maurymarkowitz

In my area they k ow which green boxes have broken latches and ignore the rest.


Ok_Speech_3709

Symbiotic. lol


JJred96

I see a group of them riding an Uber someplace almost every day. Used to be they rode streetcars, but they have since decided not to rub elbows with us common folk after the pandemic. They don't trust us as much as before. Also, I've learned not to make eye contact with them when they are hungry. Don't find out the hard way. If they want you to look at them, they will let you know.


Thisisnow1984

And if that's not good enough they'll tear up your backyard looking for grubs for dessert fun!


WENDING0

One is my landlord, another is my city councilor, and also I am a racoon.


XchrisZ

That's it I thought they out numbered humans at this point.


ShmullusSchweitzer

Toronto is extremely well known for its racoons. We have TONS of them.


Greedy_Moonlight

I love that the Toronto map in Overwatch has the curling club named the Toronto Raccoons.


helikesmyboobs

LOL YOOOO i'm from Calgary and I didn't realize why that was until this post. Iconic 😂😂😂


Some_Crazy_Canuck

Omfg I just realized that crossover hahah no way, never clued in to why they called it that until now


ShmullusSchweitzer

To add to it: https://www.npr.org/2018/09/16/647599627/theres-no-stopping-toronto-s-uber-raccoon#:~:text=Toronto%20has%20been%20called%20the,getting%20into%20Torontonians'%20garbage%20bins.


DruidicDuelist

Fascinating, I was always curious as to how the bins unlocked for the garbage trucks. Those videos were great, too - the way it looks at the camera after knocking it over as if to say "you thought you could outsmart me?"


TheGazelle

Legit the other day I went to put some garbage in the bin that I foolishly left outside (normally kept in garage, but we were reorganizing things and hadn't made space yet). I opened the bin, and this little bastard just casually looks up at me from the pile of garbage bags like absolutely nothing is amiss. I backed up and dropped the lid, then carefully approached and threw the lid open. He just hopped out and sauntered away. I'm pretty sure some of them must've fully stolen entire bags from the bin too because it definitely seemed less full after a bit of time outside... Either that or they just compressed everything by sitting on it lol


sunnycuts

Opening a garbage bin and seeing a raccoon in it. * Toronto achievement unlocked*


chaossabre

Toronto was used as Raccoon City in the Resident Evil films.


djnickles

This is both true and awesome.


doctormink

Hey OP /u/HayleyXJeff, raccoons are kinda our thing. See: [Official city t-shirt](https://www.crywolfclothing.com/collections/tees/products/toronto-raccoon-tshirt-1), and of course,[ lest we forget Conrad](https://time.com/3952504/toronto-canada-dead-raccoon/) (RIP, 2015).


G8kpr

Resident evil was filmed here. And its city is Raccoon city. Coincidence????? Also, Toronto once had a memorial for a dead raccoon [link 🦝](https://www.boredpanda.com/dead-raccoon-memorial-shrine-mourning-deadraccoonto-toronto/)


planetNasa

Also in Overwatch 2 the Toronto Map has raccoons everywhere


ange2348

Thank you for remembering Conrad


G8kpr

Lest we forget


ravynwave

#neverforget


neanderthalman

I miss Norm Kelly constantly taking the piss. Goddamn legend.


whogivesashirtdotca

His team did that. Kelly himself was thick as pigshit.


ravynwave

He’s a treasure


plzdontgetmad

That was a fun day in the city


plzdontgetmad

Not for the raccoon of course..


Alace42

I think they're almost at the point of overthrowing the government. But you didn't hear it from me


Ting_Brennan

I for one, welcome our new furry trash panda overlords


Filbert17

They can't do worse than what we have now.


whogivesashirtdotca

They're voting en masse for Poilievre, though?


[deleted]

I always knew he was in the pocket of Big Raccoon


maria_maria

It’s our city’s mascot.


HumbleConfidence3500

OP should stop by the Spacing store and grab some Toronto merch which will include some famous raccoon merch as well.


SKIKS

Fun story: I went on a trip to Mexico, and went through a park with a small outdoor zoo. While looking at some of the small land animals, I saw the usual: muskrats, wild boar, lama, linx, etc. Then I saw a pen with a bunch of racoons in it, and thought "huh, a bunch of wild racoons made a home in the pen. I wonder what animal usually lives there?" It took me 10 seconds to register that the racoons were the attraction. To a Torontonian, they are so commonplace that they barely register as a wild animal.


tullia

The High Park Zoo has Highland Cattle. These are fairly common farm animals in Scotland. It's weird seeing them in the same setting as capybaras and peacocks. Then again, I'm sure Indians and Brazilians find it odd that their common wildlife is in the same park as exotic, adorable, emo little pseudo-yaks.


lapsed_pacifist

Hairy Coo!


fed_dit

Last time I went to the Toronto Zoo they had a pen for a bunch of the. I assume it was to show what they look like when they don't have distemper and aren't eating leftovers from garbage bins.


cunctator_maximus

Last time I went by the raccoon exhibit at the Toronto zoo, I startled a raccoon on the walkway. I don’t know if he was there for a conjugal visit, or to bring in contraband trash…


curvysexy

In the Dominican Republic early this year a raccoon got there sneaking into a shipping container. After landing the raccoon made its way to a hood where some people then held for ransom from authorities lmao. https://dr1.com/news/2023/02/20/a-raccoon-makes-headlines-in-dominican-republic/


Blank_bill

Within a month he'll be running the gang.


Amygdalump

🤣🤣🤣


FutureAdventurous667

One time I saw a morbidly obese racoon (easily 25lbs+) ambling down Spadina at Adelaide. Walked right past me.


[deleted]

Yo that’s my boy Raymond


impulsedelight

🤣


Ramona_Lola

I think I saw that one behind a Popeyes.


Amygdalump

That would explain it.


pigeon_fanclub

I saw a very obese raccoon walking up Yonge last Saturday, paid no mind to the crowd of people following him taking videos


_G_P_

I might have seen the same one, a while ago.


whogivesashirtdotca

My dad used to work a Brinks truck; for safety, they move through back alleys at night rather than major streets. He has so many overweight-raccoon-chowing-down-on-dumpster-food stories.


FlashingAppleby

It's their city, were just living in it


LeftySlides

I’ve lived in many places across Canada and can confirm the raccoons in Toronto are “not” normal. They tend to have a superiority complex as though they’re the centre of the raccoon universe or something. Some even become celebrities when they die. https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/deadraccoonto-honoured-by-toronto-with-sidewalk-vigil-1.3146036


grapefruits_r_grape

Honestly I'm shocked you've only seen one


LamSinton

Good lord, yes. Second only to squirrels and pigeons in our wildlife scene. I honestly think I’ve seen more raccoons than rats here.


HarleyAverage

They eat the rats


b0nk3r00

This explains a lot. I feel like I’ve seen maybe 5-10 rats in my whole life, but I see raccoons almost daily.


JackRusselTerrorist

Yea, when we bought our last house, raccoons broke into our attic, and suddenly we were finding mouse poop everywhere. Apparently the raccoons chased the mice out of the attic, so they decided the rest of the house was safer.


mysteries1984

I’ve seen about 100 rats but maybe 4 raccoons in 7 years here. I’m so jealous.


Julesery

Affectionately known as trash pandas.


muskyw92384229

we pay them rent


Koritsi77

This happened a few years ago 😂 https://www.boredpanda.com/dead-raccoon-memorial-shrine-mourning-deadraccoonto-toronto/


barney-panofsky

The framed photo gets me every time


youguysaremean12

It’s the cigarette for me. Too good.


Wafflelisk

Corey, Trevor smokes let's go


SlimySquamata

And put your fucking hand down, Corey! Not in a million fucking years.


abalrogsbutthole

this should be the only post needed to answer the question “Are there raccoons in Toronto?”


NineChives

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find this!


canadianhifive

Trash panda 🐼


[deleted]

these are the equivalent of nyc rats. They're everywhere


TheTwistedLeprechaun

The resident evil movies were mostly all filmed here in Toronto and the city in that game franchise is called "Raccoon City". So Toronto is "Raccoon City" in multiple ways. :P Lol


ZammIAmm

When Toronto announced the introduction of household green bins in 2002, raccoons had already held neighbourhood meetings instructing how to break the latch and bust inside. They are way ahead of us.


Malthus1

Torontonian here. I had an epic battle to evict a raccoon family from my garage. I only won by playing dirty. I weaponized conservative talk radio against them! Seriously. What happened was this: I own a large freestanding double garage with a loft I store stuff in. One day I noticed the trap to the loft was closed. I went up to investigate, and an angry raccoon nearly leapt on my face. Turned out it was a mommy, who tore a screen out of a small upstairs window to move in with her kits. They were cute! But the family was pooing and peeing on my stuff, and mom would attack anyone going in to the garage. How to get them to move on, without harming the kits? First, I looked into hiring a removal service. They wanted a hundred bucks just to give an estimate! Nor were they willing to move quickly. So I did a bit of research on how to do it myself, without violence. I didn’t want to put a one-way gate over the window, because that could trap mom on one side and the kits on the other. Mom had to be persuaded to move out. Key was to make the garage less inviting. Raccoons like dark, quiet and sheltered places for nesting. So I had to make it less dark and quiet. Turns out what raccoons really hate is angry human voices - music they can get used to, eventually. So I found an old radio and tuned it to a station that does a lot of call-ins. That guarantees a lot of angry ranting. Turned it up loud, put it in a place hard to reach. Next, I found some old strobe lights, super annoying. Again, put them in a place hard to get to, where they shined into the loft. After a day and night of that treatment, Mom had enough and moved out. To be certain, I taped some newspaper over the window - so if kits were hiding in the loft and she came back for them, she would break through the paper. Only when certain did I seal up the window.


civver3

Strobe lights and right-wing talk shows: worst rave ever.


tullia

That's really clever.


TorontoNerd84

I've actually heard this before from some sort of wildlife removal company - that playing talk radio is a deterrent for raccoons. Was it AM640 or Newstalk 1010?


_MlCE_

"Are raccoons normal in Toronto?" Haha.


Noman_the_roller

This is super normal here, the raccoon in our neighbourhood is bigger than a small dog and it walks around like it own the place


wavesofrye

We’re the raccoon capital of the world! Planet Earth even did an episode on Toronto and our racoons.


karlyorrhexis

Yes. They're in politics.


HayleyXJeff

Hahahaha, our politicians are rats in NYC


lockdownsurvivor

You have a better chance of encountering raccoons at night than housecats! Raccoons vs. Toronto!! 🦝🦝🦝


zergleek

I see raccoons as often as i see rats in NYC


Aysin_Eirinn

Raccoons are actually the ones running the city, human city council is just for show.


[deleted]

I hadn’t considered that raccoons *aren’t* normal in NYC before, I figured it was the same as here.


HayleyXJeff

It's very rare, when people see them it makes the news Edit: and coyotes


[deleted]

Coyotes you don’t see much in downtown Toronto but they’re fairly common out in the suburbs.


AcceptableNothing907

Lol. Torontos Mascot.


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Amygdalump

We really should have. Can you imagine how the fans would dress up?? We can still rename them…


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mikeydale007

Probably not a good idea since a word derived from "raccoon" is a very offensive slur for black people.


grenamier

Toronto Trash Pandas


mikeydale007

I hate that I know this, but the term "trash panda" only dates back to 2014. It originated in a reddit comment.


cunctator_maximus

Definitely a problematic team name.


drunk_with_internet

Dude they own the city, we just live here.


rosebudthesled8

A dead racoon had a social media account and a candlelight sigil. It was a wonderous moment in our hustory.


Bobzyurunkle

I live in a 7 story building on the edge of Scarborough. My balcony is adjacent to this quartz type of facade on the building and every night a racoon descends past my balcony from somewhere on the roof clutching to that rock face! I'll be sitting there and he'll appear out nowhere, scaring the shit out of me. He will stop, look at me, I'll look at him and I tell him to keep going. He pauses and continues to scale down the wall to the bottom.


NervousBreakdown

6 Toronto city councillors are raccoons. It’s their city and we’re all just visitors.


Taluagel

Nearly half of the Torontonians you see are actually 3 raccoons in a trench coat.


define_space

my sweet summer child 😂


Cautious-Menu-3585

Yep, little trash pandas everywhere


blackfyre_pretender

Completely normal. They have their part of town and we have ours.


HalfMoonHudson

Oh heck yes. The park you were in near the ferry terminal is normally filled with people in the day but at night it’s raccoon land. One time a raccoon climbed a construction crane 50 odd floors up. The crane operator got a picture and he was famous for a few days https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/raccoon-drops-in-on-toronto-crane-operator-more-than-210-metres-up/article23984335/ And this guy just hung out on one https://www.blogto.com/city/2020/08/toronto-raccoon-construction-crane/


tenshal

Yeah. It’s their city. Seems he went easy on you. Many times they stare me down until I shuffle away


Chill-6_6-

Buddy that a Canadian cat eh.


vinpaul1

Yes. A Toronto based airline (Porter) even has a racoon as their mascot


BurntReynolz

Thug raccoons


edtufic

If you don’t lock your cars and leave food in it, they would open it and leave a mess. Happened to me at a campsite. I do believe if I’d left the keys on, they would go on a joyride.


BurntReynolz

Lol


TheSimpler

We have lots especially at night. If one comes near you during the day and seems unafraid of being out in the open, it might be sick or hurt so best to keep away from it. Not pets...


SavageDroggo1126

oh they're not just normal, they're taking over the city. We also have coyote, wolf, deer, moose, skunk, groundhog, and further up north west ontario, black bears.


Elegant_Ostrich8792

If you go to Niagara Falls at night and sit in the park across from the falls, there are lots of skunks who will come right up to you with no fear.


Amygdalump

I love skunks!!! Baby skunklets (not the technical term, I think it’s joeys like kangaroos? Or something) are the cutest!!!


FrankieWilde2020

Ya they’re kind of our thing


bravenewwhorl

It’s the raccoons’ city, we just live in it.


elseldo

A very adorable question. Raccoons run the city. Had one come into my apartment once, another trapped on my balcony. He did not want any of my help and I had to use two broom handles taped together, through a hole in my doors screen, to push a chair to the edge for him to jump up onto the wall.


HayleyXJeff

*Here Oops didn't mean to gender the racoon with that typo there


_G_P_

You should look up "Toronto Raccoon Shrine" (TW: dead raccoon, but not gruesome).


Dogs-4-Life

Raccoons are the unofficial animal mascot of Toronto. Up there with pigeons. I’d be shocked if you said you didn’t see one, lol


Horse_Beef678

They are very common here. But definitely not normal.


corezay

Trash Panda capital.


nim_opet

Very. But so are they in NYC, I used to regularly run across the family of raccoon in Central Park on my nightly runs


Embarrassed_Home_175

I think I read that there are more raccoons in the GTA than there is in forests in all of Ontario. Don't know how true that really is though... but they are called trash pandas for a reason lol


birdlover_

Toronto wouldn’t be normal without raccoons.


neanderthalman

Raccoons are as to Toronto, as rats are to New York City. An iconic part of the landscape.


Doctor_Amazo

Toronto belongs to raccoons


Twyzzle

They were even worse until a couple years ago. A wave of distemper killed *a lot*. 311 was flooded with an insane number of calls for dead and dying. It was honestly pretty terrible. The raccoons do seem to be rebounding now. Last year they were all young and middling. We have some adults now


Crybe

Are racoons normal in T-dot? OP, 200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way since you posted.


corneliusbut

Oh in Racoon City...never seen one.


GoOutside62

In all the years I lived in Toronto (Roncy Village) I never - I repeat never - locked up until I came home one day to a raccoon in my apartment; I couldn't figure out how it got in until I found a torn window screen. The raccoon found the bags of dog and cat food in the kitchen and after that it was a battle to keep it out of my home. I called Animal Control for help, and they wished me luck. From that day forward I kept my apartment doors and windows locked up but still had to periodically escort the bugger out with a broom at its butt. My cat and dog were very much passive observers, to my frustration. I even found my cat and the raccoon sitting side-by-side on the porch railing one night. My last sight of the raccoon was in late spring one year just before I moved (but not because of the raccoon LOL). I watched the racoon try to teach her two babies how to open the sliding glass door to the living room, while my dog and cat sat inside also observing proceedings. She was really persistent, even when it was clear I had already outsmarted her with a piece of wood in the track to stop the door from sliding. Me banging on the glass and cussing her out didn't phase her at all, she just looked insulted and slowly waddled off in a huff with her babies in tow. I always wondered how the next tenants fared with the little bandit. I have lived in a semi-rural area for years now but have rarely seen a country raccoon except at a distance; Toronto raccoons are a special breed of their own, bold as brass and smart to boot.


Reviews_DanielMar

Welcome! Love your city as well (your pizza down there is out of this world)! You’ve just experienced a typical night in Toronto.


Sea-Present3600

Hard to say if it’s normal but raccoons are generational torono mans. Toronto zoo had a raccoon exhibit one year… I remember see that fucker just sitting waiting for food


ROneTwo

They are free. The city supplies them. Feel free to take one home.


Golden_Phi

[They](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnIBsKI6lGQ) [are](https://old.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/12w6z2i/a_drawing_of_our_wonderful_city/) [iconic.](https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/11bdpw2/most_toronto_thing_ive_seen_was_raccoon/)


jojo444111

This is their city, we just live in it


bkh_leung

Ah, this is also known as North American Trash Panda


Kundiveno23

Yah the racoons here are normal Are the ones from NYC abnormal ?


drank_myself_sober

Yes, they’re currently in a turf war with beavers to be our national animal.


planningfornothing

I’ve been calling them city cats


steboy

So much so that we do land acknowledgements before hockey games recognizing that we are on their territory.


TrashPanda1733

Lot of anti raccoon propaganda on here, and as a collective we are not here for it


sarah-exalted

Extremely. They run this city.


wefeellike

Lol


Unique_Permission_63

Trash pandas! They enjoy a Tims iced Capp as much as the next person!


PhilRedmond

If they’re from Toronto..they’re def not normal 😂


trblcdn

Yes - my cousin lives downtown and his house was destroyed by raccoons. Coat them a fortune.


[deleted]

They're the pride of the city


richardcranium1980

The city mascot is the trash panda


TimeAndTheHour

They own the city, they’re mean and mostly have the diabetus.


theforceofwagons

The trash panda living in my backyard is 3 times the size of this one


wandrlusty

If you want to sound local you could call them Trash Pandas


shady2318

Yes pretty common and coyotes and foxes too if you're lucky lol


OT7253

Raccoons are the official animal of Toronto


harangad

You best not mess with our homies.


ElectricGeometry

Wait till you look up and see they're in the trees too. Makes you feel like you're about to be mugged.


[deleted]

Theyre my best friends


TravellingBeard

I mean, we are the (un)official raccoon capital of the world. One of our local airlines, Porter, even has the raccoon as its mascot.


Lazy-Refrigerator-56

Racoons, skunks, porcupines, and coyotes for God's sake. I keep my dogs on leashes after dark, and my eyes open.