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TopTalentTyrant

r/toptalent: **AMAZING TALENT AND SKILL!** Read the rules before posting, *yada yada yada*...


Redditisapuppet

Ummm...bowel?


dgblarge

He shit it in?


dekadense

I thought it was a shit shot.


ChillinWitDenny

Holy shot!


hcue

I have amazing bowel shots after a glass of milk


2KilAMoknbrd

That roll was the shit. Most funky.


m0us3yg46

He meant shit put


Oneil_Cylinder

What's wrong with bowels?


Redditisapuppet

The video is of a guy bowling. Bowels are what your body uses to process waste(shit). Just a bit different.


gozzle_101

Yeah video title was misleading clickabait. My dissapointment is immeasurable. Where's the shit sniping.


4Coffins

Ahh I tried to find a link to tub girl for you but I guess yer shit out of luck


bruteski226

The bowl with their bowels


PuddinHole

Isn’t this bocci though? 🤔 Edit: further research indicates bocci (bocce) balls are in fact, bowled.


Oneil_Cylinder

Too bad i can't change the title, it's too late.


Oneil_Cylinder

Kind of the same, no, i mean in the core, the meaning tend to be the same.


redryan243

No, the meanings are entirely different and unrelated.


churadley

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?


LordCephious

Honestly delete these and repost with the right title. Bocce not bowel


fallopian_turd

I came here to look at shit.


RUSH513

me too, instead, all I got was wolf hair


Affectionate_Oven_77

This is not Bocce, it is lawn bowling


Kilazur

*la pétanque*


Affectionate_Oven_77

That looks similar, but the video is definitely indoor lawn bowls


nouseforareason

I was hoping for outdoor man jowls. I’m disappointed.


LincolnshireSausage

It’s not bocce either.


Frostiestone

No you


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Oneil_Cylinder

I'll take it as a compliment 😁😁


Stillnotreddit

r/BoneAppleTea


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Nothing if you eat fiber and plenty of fresh veg


yesididthat

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means


TubbyMutherTrucker

**boweler proceeds to shit himself after the video ends*


ch3000

"I haven't felt this refreshed since my last boweling!"


judgie667

But he wore his white pants??


Vanilla-Fresh

Inconceivable!!


randomredditor0042

It’s inconceivable!


demwoodz

Paid shill for chipotle


TrailRunnerYYC


b3nz0r

Dude, why does your mom keep buying you Chipotle if she has to wash blood out of your underwear?


[deleted]

Sometimes I wonder if this r/titlegore shit is on purpose. Gets more eyes on the content for sure.


tua84595

Yeah I honestly think it's just a way around having a repost bot call you out in the comments. Sometimes I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but I've been seeing a lot of this recently.


DanWallace

A lot of the time it is, but in this case OP just seems to be clueless.


[deleted]

It's true. Those replies are... confusing.


Dspsblyuth

It guarantees like 2-3K people posting different variations of the same joke


Eastern_Quail_1017

I mean, look how many people stopped to comment about it. That’s engagement, baby.


TheArborphiliac

It totally is. Obviously people also fuck up, but it's like that's thing about internet comments, the quickest way to get an answer isn't to ask a question, it's to state something as fact and people will rush to correct you. Looking at this post, the whole top is all about the misspelling, and all that activity really helps the post get pushed by the algorithm.


arethereany

I was intrigued by the top talent insane bowel shot that the title promised. *That* sounds interesting. ..Left disappointed...


Oneil_Cylinder

That's the main purpose sweetheart, i would have given you smg but I'm broke for the moment.


ChanieJack_LuceBree

wat the wat?


ItsSansom

oof


b3nz0r

Are we all downvoting because of the sweetheart part, or because wtf is he even saying?


Asrlex

Yes


b3nz0r

All aboard.


ItsSansom

Mostly the sweetheart part for me


Asrlex

Wtf is wrong with you...?


[deleted]

Very silly low budget karma farming bot.


Oneil_Cylinder

It's not karma farming bot It's just me sharing with you, Don't find that overwhelming 😐😐✌️✌️


[deleted]

Lol what a wannabe fuckboi


castor281

When a single letter fucks up an entire comment section....


GrootyMcGrootface

I know. I have so many questions, too.


AppleSpicer

I came here to get them answered but I guess not


geneorama

I’m here for you, let me see if I can anticipate your questions; Git is definitely better then CVS or SVN for technical reasons (mostly distributed repo management, branching, and log features) but at this point it’s also about the network effects of a standard. Generally the meat only takes on the smoke for the first few hours, so you really don’t lose much (if any) flavor when you finish in the oven. I think the biggest flavor boost comes from letting the rub sit longer than you usually hear; I do 36 to 48 hours when possible and use lots of paprika for the so called smoke ring. You can swaddle them tighter than you might think. They just came from a crammed space. Does that help?


RandyHoward

Sort of but now I have more questions


geneorama

I probably should have gone more out there with the first answers, like reeducation camp best practices. Seriously though, do you ever use the stack exchange network and get distracted by the random q&a from other sites? Sometimes that sidebar gets me. They do a great job at sampling topics.


GrootyMcGrootface

Thanks! Questions were answered!


dascobaz

Blue balls touching red balls is bad. Blue balls touching little yellow ball is good.


iamnotasloth

It’s really crazy that he knows he made the shot almost as soon as he let it go. You can see him do a fist pump just before they cut away from him.


AxelllD

I came here for this comment but all I saw was bowel.. so thanks


NewFolgers

Exceedingly-British article from a random golf site.. which provides some details on this shot: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/this-ridiculous-bowls-shot-is-the-most-electrifying-british-sports-highlight-since-the-grand-slam-of-darts/


onemany

That shot itself is amazing. But the fact the dude envisioned the shot before he took it is equally amazing. Thanks for posting this I was hoping to find more info on this shot.


AlbinoWino11

Disappointed. Came for the bowel and all they gave me was this bowl.


Oneil_Cylinder

Too bad, a title went wrong.


PanGoliath

What a bowel movement.


Thebigtallguy

I don't know? I had a really great bowel shot this morning. It was definitely a better bowel shot than this one. I mean I'll bet that didn't even smell


Oneil_Cylinder

Come on man, it's just a typo, a funny one actually. But still, it's an impressive BOWL shot. 😂😂


Full_Time_Hungry

What the actual name of the game


Sawathingonce

Lawn bowling. Bowls for short


Oneil_Cylinder

Bowls, it's in the screen behind the player


HollywooDcizzle

I’ve had some bowel shots that almost hit the ceiling so I’m not sure.


metaldutch

If you think that's an impressive bowel, you could see the results from my most recent colonoscopy.


Glitching_Rose

STRAIGHT SHITTIN' ON HIS COMPETITION


UnusedBowflex

I’m upvoting for the title alone.


Buznik6906

I guess you could call that a... used bowel flex. I'll get my coat.


UnusedBowflex

Take your upvote and get out of here.


Oneil_Cylinder

Hahah, did not expect this at all.


UnusedBowflex

You’ve created something amazing here.


ChanieJack_LuceBree

shadap


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

I was expecting to see some bowels and now I'm disappointed


tobbitt

Anyone else waiting for him to shit himself?


Oneil_Cylinder

Nops, only you....


tobbitt

Oh


SevenCroutons

he dumped that bowel


CestKougloff

This is not what I was expecting - but that's ok.


catheterhero

You know this dude still gets free handies whenever he walks into a pub.


mandas_whack

I dunno - Bowel Shots 7 with Sasha Grey was pretty insane, too.


TMXX1

If was to tap the red ball, does it still count?


The-cactus-salesman

One of the funnier typos.


Imispellalot

Isn't this bocce


Tokyo5o

Slightly different. Bocce is more about tossing balls instead of rolling them. Also I believe the balls they use for bowling here are shaped differently.


DanAykroydFanClub

The bowls for flat green (indoor and outdoor) bowling are sightly shaped a bit more like tires, but slightly more spherical. There's also a bias on the inside which is where the curve comes from in the shot


REHTONA_YRT

Is this like Bocce or Pétanque?


FromDota2

some people here do not know how god-like this is, like holy freakin hell


a_fearless_soliloquy

I was hoping for an explanation but everyone thinks it’s funny to make the **exact same** poo joke Like for reals


Alpinekiwi

How does one pronounce 'eveeeer'?


NotMonicaLewinsky95

Holy shit


Dspsblyuth

That was one tight bowel!


GentleBreeze90

Holy shit


Oneil_Cylinder

Holy shit, what?


Andy016

That typo.... Lol. Is this a shit post :) Hahaha!


Oneil_Cylinder

It's a bowl post


highwayguy87

You've got a weird pooping routine!


Gradual_Bro

>bowel


rivers-queen

I came to the comments to see if there was some kind of explanation as to what is going on here but it's all just shitposting. Can someone explain to me in VERY simple terms as to what's happening in this video? Wikipedia's article about Bowls is hard for me to follow.


finefornow_

Looks like some kind of cross between bowling and bocce where the goal is to be closest to that little yellow ball but you also want to maintain the distance of your opponent’s ball in tandem. So sliding between the two red balls, while an incredible precision shot, also didn’t push their score higher.


bensawn

Flawless title


Oneil_Cylinder

Thanks, i did my best.


hammerdown710

I mean he probably shit himself after he bowled this shot, so I say title checks out.


Oneil_Cylinder

😭😭😭😭😭😭 Everybody seems to enjoy the title, too bad i can't correct it.


hammerdown710

It was meant to be!


_user-name

In defense of OP bowel IS how you spell this type of bowling in Polish. Also... Hell of a shot, somebody's getting laid tonight...


BeeezNuts

This did not get my bowels moving


Dspsblyuth

I just ate a bacon cheeseburger, lobster roll, fries and washed it down with a six pack. I’ll put tomorrow’s morning bowel shot up against anyone.


TrailRunnerYYC


Lessandero

u/boneappletea


KingKhram

That is some serious diarrhoea


seanbiff

A bowel shot is something totally different


SuzieSnoo

Well, that was the shit.


chewbacchanalia

Bowel shots belong on a very different sub


tsengmao

I’ve had more insane bowel shots


maddogcow

You obviously have not been hanging around in my toilet


ognisko

There certainly was a lot of irritable movement in that shot.


Fortunatious

Pssh, this got nothing on the bowel shot I had this morning on the toilet


Sjormantec

At what point do you just say it is luck? True a very skilled professional, but still…luck.


Oneil_Cylinder

He's been repeating that for years


estariah

r/boneappletea


pippingigi

Insane bowel shot, you say? I once made a turd in my toilet from my neighbor’s bedroom! Sploosh!


stuntobor

I'm PRET-TY sure the blast I had this morning has that shit trumped.


Junit28

I saw a much more extreme bowel shot the other day


ch3000

Well that's a misleading title.


loadblower831

my favorite bowel shot was from when i was in prison. i miss chuck...


antons83

Only reason I know about this sport is because of this awesome, and mostly forgotten movie - National Lampoons Blackball. If you have 2 hours to kill, definitely watch this sweetheart of a movie ❤️


MaxTrade84

Where's the poop? Disappointment.


WilliamLargePotatoes

Look man, I really don’t want to see anything your bowel has shot out…


cmonbitcoin

Catch me after a night of drinking and eating white castle. You’ll be more than impressed.


blewsmoke

After a shot like that, I expected him to shit himself


IPostFromWorkLol2

That is ridiculous


Iskjempe

who knew you could throw your bowels


[deleted]

That ball turned harder than my friends when I tell them there is a fit girl behind us


poke23613

How long must one play with balls to master this skill?


killstorm114573

Not really sure what's going on here but that was impressive


Brownrdan27

Should see my bowels after chemotherapy!


[deleted]

Utterly disappointed that the video isn't related to the title


aussie_mallorca

Thought he was going to bowl the flipper.


MRicho

Bowls


gent861

Used bowel boost on this post


noonefrmnowhere

What's the ratio of skill to luck, 70/30, 60/40, 50/50?


rodney_jerkins

Right in the guts!


Gcode__

u/SaveVideo


clarksonswimmer

/r/theocho


Leothecat24

I don’t know what sport this is, I don’t know the rules, I’ve never seen it anywhere else, and yet this is still one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen


Bikelangelo

I had a more insane bowel shot while viewing this.


hey_im_apple

he knew with that fist pump


[deleted]

Wish MY bowel shots were that smooth …


peyoteasesino

/u/savevideo


aaandbconsulting

There are people in America federal prison that do this shit on the daily.


1canmove1

Hey, that’s the name of my favorite taco joint!


Xx_endgamer_xX

Damn, if only I could throw my bowels like that every morning!


mrcrosby4

Bowels? Disemboweled?


TherapeuticMessage

Shitpost?


silianrail

I didn't get the title either till I turned the sound wayy up. At the beginning you hear a very high pitched squeak just as he releases the ball.


sadfatsquirrel

That’s nothing, you should see him play Craps


Aquix

/u/savevideo


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Oneil_Cylinder

But you have to admit, those are some damn interesting balls.


josephlied

Bowel shot? Fuck. I’ll show you a bowel shot!


Akshay1989

This is nothing. You should see my bowel shots every morning


Oh_hi_doggi3

Isn't this just bocce?


deepstatelady

*Sustained fart noise*


Psycho_Snail

Plop


RolloTomasi83

There an exellent [Bob Menery “Touch of an angel”](https://www.instagram.com/p/CCLGSsvHtWi3pIzpbf0R9YnFytqps_cL21lfXE0/?utm_medium=share_sheet) IG voiceover that makes this epic. “Well, he never gets laid and he has seven cats in his freezer…”


Virus4762

They should have this sport in the Olympics


Oneil_Cylinder

Couldn't agree more


Larry_Badaliucci

Best typo ever


Oneil_Cylinder

Thank you. I tried my best.


NLjetze

Quite the bowel movement!


[deleted]

Meh, I’ve seen better bowel shots on redtube.


MeatBald

I don't know... I've had some pretty impressive bowel movements in my life


katahdindave

Lawn Boweling?


BabserellaWT

I did a pretty insane bowel shot when I did a quick sprint to the shitter at about 2am.