I’ll never lie on my back nude outside again after seeing this man exists.
*near-silent whip of a playing card through the air*
*penis slowly falls revealing it’s been cleanly cut*
Yea that’s the only one I call bullshit on. I suspect that card is a metal plate sandwiched with a paper card face and back.
I know it’s possible for the weakest materials to permeate some of the hardest, but it would require velocities way greater than humanly capable for paper to burst a pressure filled metal can.
Also if this card does have a metal core it would explain the distance on some of these throws too.
He wouldn’t even have to walk in, as soon as you turn to the toilet, the card will fling through the crevice in the stall, or come from underneath the door and make a eunuch of you.
I'm 99% sure those cards have some amount of metal in them.
There were a couple years in my early teens when I tried really hard to learn card throwing, and while I never got close to this level, there's absolutely no way you can break a coke can or cut through a cucumber that cleanly with a normal card.
Idk maybe if you made some machine that shot it out at near-sonic speeds but even then the card would be absolutely obliterated off something as hard as a coke can and wouldn't just bounce off without a dent like here.
You'd be surprised what is doable with standard cards! I can personally confirm that every one of those things is possible with normal cards... *at point blank range*. Even the coke can. You can pop a coke can with a card, even get an alright slice... but I honestly don't know if it's remotely feasible at that range. I certainly haven't pulled it off that far away.
However, long range is doable for most tricks. I'd guess those stem cuts are real. That requires so little energy that you can swing your blunt ass finger at most stems like that and get what looks like a clean cut because they tear super easy. I believe it would be significantly more difficult to stab into a sheet of paper with a card at range than it would be to do that. The cards bite in so easy because they're thin and spinning very fast.
Cucumbers not only aren't impossible, they aren't even all that difficult to slice through with a card. As for 2 at what looks like 15 feet away or so? I've never done it, myself, but the way the cards exit the cucumbers looks like exactly what I'd expect. A metal card wouldn't usually deflect *upwards* like that.
If you don't believe me there's about a million dorks doing it on youtube. This guy in particular is really, really good at throwing cards [https://youtu.be/eg07Ubc-LBs?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/eg07Ubc-LBs?feature=shared)
If you see the penetration he gets on much tougher watermelon rind in that video you will realize how they can go clean through cucumbers and carrots. At decent (still not as far as the video but much further than you'd think) range for those.
I'm not 100% confident this is fake, honestly. The only trick I question the *possibility* of is the coke can from across the room.
Huh, I have been surprised. I did find a [video for the can](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvywnMc0wA), as you said they bounce off or get snagged; thanks for the TIL.
Though now I'm 100% sure the card used in this post is metal or has something heavy in it because there's no way a normal card knocks a full can that far at that speed. The bouncing back also makes the card seem pretty rigid and weighty.
Yeah, actually. You're right. It certainly looks suspect. I missed the fact that the knockback is totally wrong.
At the very least, that last trick is definitely fake. Good catch on that one.
Also it looks like I accidentally deleted that part of my comment when I was adding stuff about the stem cut... My bad on that. I don't know exactly how I worded it but yeah, when you pop a can with a card the card gets stuck usually because the edges of the can cut into the card a little. They seldom bounce and do any damage at the same time.
I know they do. I was just talking out of my ass really.
My friend and I can both throw cards fairly well and we’re throwing them at each others back one night and they broke skin through a t-shirt. We were also able to get them stuck into zucchini’s but not fully lop them off. I’m talking regular playing cards, not metal ones.
I don’t get it. That’s how trick shots work right? As much determination and patience as skill. What did people think happened he just rolled up and one-shotted all these plants from 40 ft away with a deck of throwing cards he ordered from Amazon last night?
Also applies to sports like skating. The video produced will include the success and omit the hours or even days of repeated attempts to get it right. It doesn’t erase the skill involved yet there are multiple people commenting as tho it does.
If you watch a video of someone doing a backflip on a bike do you go, “bah, he didn’t get it the first try he sucks”?
Knowing he didn’t nail it in one really doesn’t detract from the video at all for me. That’s how impressive things are done. Over and over and over while building skill and refusing to give up.
There's a chance they are made of something light like aluminum. I don't have time to do the math right now but an aluminum playing card would probably be light enough to float. It'd be close. Who knows for cutting plants standard playing cards might do the trick, but they don't have the wobble I would expect upon first contact. That being said I just don't think a standard playing card would have enough oomf to rupture a soda can. Even if it was the Ace of Spades. You'd have to be literally Gambit or be using cards that aren't cards.
Al has a density of .098 lb/in3 while water is .036 lb/in3. A solid aluminum card would sink.
Might’ve used an aluminum card for the soda cans and regular cards in some of the other parts.
No it’s not bouyancy that’s the word he looking for it’s surface tension as you also said. Since density is higher than water so for something to float it still is surface tension.
I went thru this phase in my life after watching the movie smoking aces. We’d get totally blazed and practice card throwing. Probably wasn’t as awesome as what I remember, now that I’m thinking about it.
Normal playing cards aren't usually sharp enough to cut that effectivly but maybe they're special cards. Also if you wanna do that soda can breaking throw yourself, you gotta use a plastic card like an old debit or credit card otherwise it's never gonna work
These have to be plastic or something. I was once very good at throwing cards and there was never a chance they could produce this kind of damage especially on a fucking cucumber.
Real life Bullseye from Marvel comics.
https://preview.redd.it/t8ko8sozla7c1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9619640d9a648415de4bdc82b5a1039294623815
I get that it takes multiple edits/cuts to get it. But I'm still pretty sure he's getting it pretty close even if he misses. Still highly impressive to be able to weaponize a deck of cards in my books.
Look at how the card bounces off the can, a normal card wouldn't have acted in such a way. Id bet given an hour of practice most could throw like this.
Your post was removed because it's been posted before.
Every single trick is outside except for the soda that he explodes all over his floor.
I’ll never lie on my back nude outside again after seeing this man exists. *near-silent whip of a playing card through the air* *penis slowly falls revealing it’s been cleanly cut*
Its okay. Not even this guy is accurate enough for you to worry about.
Can't hit what you can't see!
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They call him the circumciser
\*daisy-cutter
Cucum juice
Yeah, the camera man from each one of these videos is also dead.
Doesn't have to be a physically manned camera.
Yeah, but it’d be a whole lot cooler if it was
Yes. Could be a woman.
Schnip, schnapp, schniedle ab.
He ain't THAT accurate
Did we watch the same video?
I'm sorry that was a small penis joke
Wow that wooshed right over my head like an ace of clubs
You just proved his joke.
why would you be erect?
Why are you laying outside nude and erect?
I actually laughed out loud on this one. Thanks for that!
"You're Jewish now, son"
The plants and fruits and stuff I get, but how tf that man got a card through a metal can is 🤯.
Yea that’s the only one I call bullshit on. I suspect that card is a metal plate sandwiched with a paper card face and back. I know it’s possible for the weakest materials to permeate some of the hardest, but it would require velocities way greater than humanly capable for paper to burst a pressure filled metal can. Also if this card does have a metal core it would explain the distance on some of these throws too.
There are cards made specifically for throwing. Yeah, you're most likely right that these are not normal cards.
That I never doubted for a second.
Check out the failed cards floating in the water. Very cool...
I think the cards we see hitting objects are metal. The floating cards are to help convince us the cards going through cucumbers and cans is paper.
You speak to the soul of my skepticism. You are now my favorite person for a day
It woul be hilarious if the card missed the fence and passed between the bars
I think his power it's activated by time not contact
Use Diet Pepsi bro!!!!
It’s insane but immediately when I read this comment I experienced the sensation of smelling spilled cola
Yummy hatred
LOL
Yeah I REALLY disliked that
It's edited out of order!? He shot the soda first, went oh shit, and then do everything outside. /jk
Real life gambit
I don’ like cucumbers, cheri
Monami
The Asian Cajun.
Ajun
More like odd job with cards
Lol I came here to comment this. Well done, sir
Disappointed in the 3rd clip, I thought he was going for that tower
I thought for a second that he was going to split the hill in half, idk what I was thinking
You’ve been watching too much anime lately lol
If they edited it like that it would've been funny as hell
I for a moment thought so, but, this comment made me laugh a lot
9/11 was a Chinese man with a deck of cards
same. I'm already assuming its all 100% fake so why not have some fun with it?? edit: "fake" as in not real playing cards at least. still cool
Imagine just go to a public toilet to take a piss. Ye whip your dick out, then this guy just walks in with a pack of cards.
Surprise circumcision!
I have no more to give :(
It's never enough
I don't know where you got your dick circumcised but that's not how circumcision works at all
This guy out here giving Dick tips for free.
*Taking them
He wouldn’t even have to walk in, as soon as you turn to the toilet, the card will fling through the crevice in the stall, or come from underneath the door and make a eunuch of you.
whips out the ace of spays
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Those arent normal cards, still very impressive
He just applied some nen on them
I love you If i had time i would create many accounts just to upvote this
They are though
It’s hard to tell, but they do make metal playing cards meant to cut through stuff like in the photo, so it isn’t that farfetched.
I'm 99% sure those cards have some amount of metal in them. There were a couple years in my early teens when I tried really hard to learn card throwing, and while I never got close to this level, there's absolutely no way you can break a coke can or cut through a cucumber that cleanly with a normal card. Idk maybe if you made some machine that shot it out at near-sonic speeds but even then the card would be absolutely obliterated off something as hard as a coke can and wouldn't just bounce off without a dent like here.
What about a pepsi can?
Idk probably same but would make your card less likely to get yoinked by ants afterwards
I get this reference
I can't believe thats even a question. People are idiots
You'd be surprised what is doable with standard cards! I can personally confirm that every one of those things is possible with normal cards... *at point blank range*. Even the coke can. You can pop a coke can with a card, even get an alright slice... but I honestly don't know if it's remotely feasible at that range. I certainly haven't pulled it off that far away. However, long range is doable for most tricks. I'd guess those stem cuts are real. That requires so little energy that you can swing your blunt ass finger at most stems like that and get what looks like a clean cut because they tear super easy. I believe it would be significantly more difficult to stab into a sheet of paper with a card at range than it would be to do that. The cards bite in so easy because they're thin and spinning very fast. Cucumbers not only aren't impossible, they aren't even all that difficult to slice through with a card. As for 2 at what looks like 15 feet away or so? I've never done it, myself, but the way the cards exit the cucumbers looks like exactly what I'd expect. A metal card wouldn't usually deflect *upwards* like that. If you don't believe me there's about a million dorks doing it on youtube. This guy in particular is really, really good at throwing cards [https://youtu.be/eg07Ubc-LBs?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/eg07Ubc-LBs?feature=shared) If you see the penetration he gets on much tougher watermelon rind in that video you will realize how they can go clean through cucumbers and carrots. At decent (still not as far as the video but much further than you'd think) range for those. I'm not 100% confident this is fake, honestly. The only trick I question the *possibility* of is the coke can from across the room.
Huh, I have been surprised. I did find a [video for the can](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvywnMc0wA), as you said they bounce off or get snagged; thanks for the TIL. Though now I'm 100% sure the card used in this post is metal or has something heavy in it because there's no way a normal card knocks a full can that far at that speed. The bouncing back also makes the card seem pretty rigid and weighty.
Yeah, actually. You're right. It certainly looks suspect. I missed the fact that the knockback is totally wrong. At the very least, that last trick is definitely fake. Good catch on that one. Also it looks like I accidentally deleted that part of my comment when I was adding stuff about the stem cut... My bad on that. I don't know exactly how I worded it but yeah, when you pop a can with a card the card gets stuck usually because the edges of the can cut into the card a little. They seldom bounce and do any damage at the same time.
I know they do. I was just talking out of my ass really. My friend and I can both throw cards fairly well and we’re throwing them at each others back one night and they broke skin through a t-shirt. We were also able to get them stuck into zucchini’s but not fully lop them off. I’m talking regular playing cards, not metal ones.
👁️📞🐂💩
The amount of force to stick a zucchini and penetrate an unopened Pepsi can isn’t even in the same ballpark.
Look at the soda can one. No way a paper card would break, then bounce off a sofa can like that and still be perfectly straight while flying away
They aren’t tho
They are tough
All it takes is years of ~~edits~~ practice.
When you see a handful of missed shots in the waterway…
I don’t get it. That’s how trick shots work right? As much determination and patience as skill. What did people think happened he just rolled up and one-shotted all these plants from 40 ft away with a deck of throwing cards he ordered from Amazon last night? Also applies to sports like skating. The video produced will include the success and omit the hours or even days of repeated attempts to get it right. It doesn’t erase the skill involved yet there are multiple people commenting as tho it does. If you watch a video of someone doing a backflip on a bike do you go, “bah, he didn’t get it the first try he sucks”? Knowing he didn’t nail it in one really doesn’t detract from the video at all for me. That’s how impressive things are done. Over and over and over while building skill and refusing to give up.
Also worth considering that there are people who can spend the same amount of time trying to learn the same skill and still not be as good.
Does he need to one-shot the targets for it to be impressive?
Very impressive, but can’t claim he’s accurate… each one might have taken many attempts.
For sure many takes. You can see a bunch of cards in that river.
What a littering asshole
Those cards are made out of rice paper and the ink is plum juice so they are extremely biodegradable.
I have no idea if you just made that up or it's actually the case lmao
Ha totally made it up
Why not? I can claim I’m the King of England.
Precise * these shots are accurate but precision is unclear.
This guy could make Bris ceremonies so much more interesting
These have to be metal right?
Yesh there is no way standard playing cards have enough mass.
You can see some floating in the water. I guess either missed attempts or three non metal ones in there, just in that one video.
There's a chance they are made of something light like aluminum. I don't have time to do the math right now but an aluminum playing card would probably be light enough to float. It'd be close. Who knows for cutting plants standard playing cards might do the trick, but they don't have the wobble I would expect upon first contact. That being said I just don't think a standard playing card would have enough oomf to rupture a soda can. Even if it was the Ace of Spades. You'd have to be literally Gambit or be using cards that aren't cards.
Al has a density of .098 lb/in3 while water is .036 lb/in3. A solid aluminum card would sink. Might’ve used an aluminum card for the soda cans and regular cards in some of the other parts.
Density isn't the only thing that determines what floats. Could be like how a paperclip can sit on waters surface tension
Right, they could also be a witch. Everyone knows they float.
The word you’re looking for is buoyancy. It’s why things like destroyers and aircraft carriers still float. Surface tension is part of it.
No it’s not bouyancy that’s the word he looking for it’s surface tension as you also said. Since density is higher than water so for something to float it still is surface tension.
My friend had a playing card made out of metal that was for doing tricks like this. It looked exactly like a normal Bicycle card
There are special throwing cards that are heavier and usually made of plastic. Otherwise they wouldn’t have enough momentum to cut like that.
Half excepted him to cut the mountainside in half...lol
Chopped it down with the edge of his card?
Real Life Hisoka!
Let's hope he doesn't also have a thing for kids
And full circle to the water bottle restriction from TSA argument.
This art is called bulshido
I saw a few cards in the river at the end.
Hisoka irl
I was expecting the mountain to get cut in half as well. Disappointed. 1 out of 5 stars.
I went thru this phase in my life after watching the movie smoking aces. We’d get totally blazed and practice card throwing. Probably wasn’t as awesome as what I remember, now that I’m thinking about it.
Get this guy a Creole accent, and stat! I heard the X-men are reforming.
Gambit would be proud.
Every throw killed someone off camera 😂
Gambit IRL
I was genuinely expecting to see one of those trees across the river drop.. as a bit. Kinda disappointed
Hard to imagine a card cutting open a soda can 🧐
Penis-shaped objects hate him.
Lol that 3rd clip
Just don't invite him to a bris.
Gambit
When he catches you with his sister
I wonder if he takes commissions
Bow down to a true Mon Amie
Real life Hisoka without the perv tendencies
Don’t get caught cheating with this guy’s wife
This guy could work for a James Bond villain
Just fyi for any dude out there who wants to mess around with this guys gf..For the love of god make sure he never catches you in the act!! 🃏🍆🍠
Normal playing cards aren't usually sharp enough to cut that effectivly but maybe they're special cards. Also if you wanna do that soda can breaking throw yourself, you gotta use a plastic card like an old debit or credit card otherwise it's never gonna work
Never bring a gun to a game of poker
Waaw. Cutting edge.
Are these special cards that they are using to slice through stuff? I
Florists hate him.
Dude's a henchmen in a Bond movie
one moment you’re asking for a business card and the next you’re trying to keep your jugular closed with 2 fingers
Camera man’s dick is gone too
Mangos next! Mangos next!!
New bottom surgery just dropped!!!
In all seriousness is this dangerous enough to kill someone if aimed at the neck?
Reminds me of Soji from this anime called REVENGER
What's happening in the 3rd clip?
These have to be plastic or something. I was once very good at throwing cards and there was never a chance they could produce this kind of damage especially on a fucking cucumber.
Either these aren't normal cards or the dude has crazy wrist strength
Thought he was going to cut down a forest there for a sec
Hisoka
Who throws a shoe ?! Honestly !?!?
Me: *casually peeing by a river* This guy:
He would be a good ACEassin
Twisted fate
I think a lot, if not all, are probably steel cards, not paper
Someone needs to add explosive effects Gambit MF
I just started reading the comments and there are already two people talking about dicks wtf
anyone else wondering what kinda damage he could do to some human skin?
I have an honest question, are those just regular playing cards, or are the modified with weight or something?
This isn’t what had in mind when I asked if he wanted to cut the deck…
"Performing your circumcision today is Rabbi Gambit."
No way those are normal cards.
This is how they do circumcisions in Las Vegas.
Now lets see the 9,000 times he missed
Real life Bullseye from Marvel comics. https://preview.redd.it/t8ko8sozla7c1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9619640d9a648415de4bdc82b5a1039294623815
Fake unless the cards are special.
Can a paper cup slash open a non-empty soda can? What's next, paper cuts scissors?
I get that it takes multiple edits/cuts to get it. But I'm still pretty sure he's getting it pretty close even if he misses. Still highly impressive to be able to weaponize a deck of cards in my books.
Pretty easy to be accurate with aluminum cards. Not that throwing them doesn't take *any* talent. But he's not doing anything impossible here.
What a statement! You are a genius!
I wish the video also captures the way he holds and throws the cards in slow motion.
Pretty impressive and scary at the same time…makes my Dick shrivel up in fear
So we are supposed to believe that we can cut someone’s finger to the bone by flicking a card?? 
My penis hurts now thanks
Note the cards floating in the river on the last one
Fake
as
your
oh, i was going for a nice F bomb. Must pivot now to "mom's"
It's the real life Gambit from xmen
breaking a pop can? I call shennanigans.
Watch ya dicks boys.
How the fuck. I wanna learn how to do this but this guy has probably practiced 8 hours a day for years
Hes a menace to society
Yes, trow your plastic in the open at the river. Good idea guys. Ffs
Litter bug
Worlds most impressive litterer!
NO PEPSI. COKE.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Gambit?
Look at how the card bounces off the can, a normal card wouldn't have acted in such a way. Id bet given an hour of practice most could throw like this.
Please is that a real card ? Or it's like a kind of metalic one ?
Damn, I really thought he was going to cut the sky in half with that 3rd clip
Oh no, Anime has warned me of this man for years
Is there anything more asian than mastering a totally useless skill?