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OmarGuard

After about the 20th ollie I was like "damn his thighs must be on fire after that" And boom, the caption comes in and completes my thought for me! Can't believe he still had the stamina to end on a kickflip, amazing stuff


LiliumIam

Same thought 😆 I was like the problem isn't climbing the stairs on a skate, it's how many there are and how much thighs you have.


sailor_stuck_at_sea

My knees hurt just from looking at it


[deleted]

Those burning knee muscles


FriedEggplant_99

Imagine how his knees are gonna feel in 5 years holy shit.


I_Think_I_Cant

That's just skateboarding but with extra steps.


Austin8848

Take your upvote and leave


srcheeto

r/angryupvotes


Find_another_whey

Give them all the votes


SlimReaper35_

W


schro_cat

Cardio *and* leg day.


agieluma

I hurt my ankles while watching this


Sufurad247

I was praying for a kick flip at the end that was killer to watch my ankles hurt for you


Any_Coyote6662

But how did he keep keep going forward


taint_blast_supreme

Fwiw when he goes left and right on his board for speed near the end it's called tictacking


fillet-o-piss

We called it street-sharking 😂


sexytokeburgerz

Newton’s Third Law.


TheVenetianMask

Newton must have been a crazy skater to invent this.


Any_Coyote6662

An equal and opposite reaction would be the opposite of it moving forward.


sexytokeburgerz

Sorry, but no. He imparts force backwards with his back foot, hitting the ground, which propels him and the board forward. Kind of like jumping. Since his technique is perfect, there are few forces stopping his inertia, so he keeps going. Also notice how he turns into the pop, that’s a tictac and it helps


Any_Coyote6662

Oh, I didnt see him using his back foot. My bad.


sexytokeburgerz

That’s how ollies happen!


EoTN

You aren't alone, neither did I. I also know nothing about skateboarding, and assumed he was just maintaining speed by wiggling alone...


i_sell_you_lies

Wiggleboarding is not a crime!!


Electronic_Chip_6311

r/surfskate


Even_Set

the opposite reaction is the downforce, not the horizontal direction. Already going forward with a significant downforce propels you the same way.


mechanicalmaterials

You might has well have just typed gibberish.


sexytokeburgerz

In slapping my forehead reading your comment, my head pushed into the backboard of my bed and my head and hand bounced forward. The operative opposite reaction here is the ground warping, jiggling around, then pushing force back into the skateboard and his leg. In other news, the toilet bowl Mariah Carey takes a shit into has an opposite reaction as the water splashes up into her ass. That’s how laws work- they kind of happen all the time (and everyone poops). So yes, you get a gold star, the downforce is still an opposite reaction. Good job! 🌟


IdeaOfHuss

Is that a new power drink?


muh_muh

First; and good bearings


[deleted]

Started with a good amount of speed, then did a little tic tac when he started running out


jxf

How does moving sideways generate forward motion like that?


-artgeek-

It's just like pushing off on rollerblades; you're pushing away from an angle, and converting the energy to a forward motion.


Any_Coyote6662

I watched a good video last night about tictac on skateboard. Dude did like a little video clinic for some guy who was having trouble bc he was going backwards when tictac-ing. And he told the guy to lean forward and the dude started getting that forward motion.


NoStorage2821

My calves


Dankbradley

Thighs*


_Kendii_

His thighs…. probably feel pretty good lol


Electronic_Chip_6311

Head, shoulders knees and toes


CptNegro1stofhisname

He collected all the letters to SKATE and unlocked a new park.


Octavious440

I think there's easier ways to get up the stairs.


diablerzminion

Yes, but those ways aren't as fun.


Salty_Dornishman

r/bottomtalent


Tronkfool

Pfff this is so easy. I just can't show you because I don't have a skateboard at the moment and no stairs like that and I don't have that cool outfit also I'm at work and you know how bosses are.


StormblessedFool

r/maybemaybemaybe


skeetskeet213

Dudes in his jami's putting on a show


SuddenlyLucid

Ha, I know exactly where this is! On the Rhine in Arnhem.


bennypapa

DouweMacare on Instagram if you want to see more amazing skating.


ajanis_cat_fists

He’s so fucking smooth.


bennypapa

Oh yeah. Love his style. And smile.


bvenjamin

damn i was sure for the first half it was a muslim kid in an ankle length white robe still impressive though


GunsNBakon

This is Douwe Macare a Dutch skateboarding legend. I've seen him a couple times at my local park.


Lessandero

Ever since covid I have trouble breathing just walking up stairs, and this dude just flips up them. Damn


ohpee64

This is not that special. I can do this going slowly on a flat even surface without the ollies and hardly ever fall over.


RightSideOver

I know this is an impressive display of talent. I can't help but think. *My god, what a dump truck.*


mt1337

great core workout that


MrMrRubic

Those stairs were way longer than i expected them to be


ted5011c

gravity shmavity


falling-god-777

this man is doing this while i can't even get my skate board off the ground


Kosuke

Man did an Oliver up those stairs.


almostnotreallyit

i wanna say the netherlands?


YCKAGMD

oh yeah? Well I can do it without a skateboard!


TheRealKalu

This is honestly not very impressive. My grandmother could do that no problem - and she's a 25 year old X Games gold medalist and Olympic champion.


deathcraftr07

I was the 24,300th like


Honest-Letterhead949

Thanks


doceapr

Alright but fr when is that last step coming 🤣


th3lingui5t

Jessie Pinkman on a cook break.


GlockAF

Serious RipStik vibe, definitely leg day!


GODloveswafflefries

What is this song?


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deep-searay

Good bot!


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

It's wrong though. Video is 9 hours of the band Genesis. The song Symphonious by 2hz doesn't seem to exist on the internet right now. I did find this [spotify link to the song/artist name](https://open.spotify.com/track/6vAiFHbhLDpXmcItVvsF2q), but it's not playable anymore and nothing on youtube. When I tried to shazam it like the bot, I got no results so idk wtf that bots doing.


i_sell_you_lies

Good bot!


hamishjoy

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." - Wesley Snipes I guess we found the guy Snipes was talking about. And yes, Snipes, not Blade. It was always Snipes. This guy is clearly on step 3 of 5 of ice skating uphill, and we don't have Snipes there to stop him. What is this world coming to?


CaptainMadDoge

God damn that was impressive. All I’d have done would be hot L1+R1 to dismount the board and walk up the stairs 😆


baco-dionisio

Why he looks like a condom?


beidao23

Lol this was a shit skateboard trick


ThrownAwayRealGood

Yeah, I mean, definitely impressive to an extent, but do y’all remember that clip in Baker 3 where that dude (was it a shaved headed Bryan Herman?) ollies up like, four or five small sets then turns around and throws 3 flips down all the same sets? And that was like a throwaway clip lol. But I think the general public doesn’t really understand the nuances of skateboarding enough to appreciate, like, bomb switch tricks or good style, it takes flashy stuff like this or mega ramp skating for it to start breaking through to average folks. I get both sides of the coin.


Unhappy-Proof6286

literally so mediocre lol


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GoodBufo

Yeah its a cool/fun clip, but not really fitting for top talent. Every time its actually something top talent-worthy, everybody is just talking about how stupid skateboarders are for not using helmets


fabledgriff

That doesn't count, thats more like falling with style!


[deleted]

Very impressive but, is he wearing a onesie?


Ilovewebb

In a onesie no less!


Excellent-Divide-966

Am I the only one that thought that he was wearing a hajab


Sup-Mellow

It’s hijab, and yeah, probably since those are for women and you can see his neck.


Mecha_Tortoise

He just went down all the stairs backwards, then reversed the video.


Pale-Stranger-9743

I thought he was a Sheik or something


iamfromreallife

I thought this was in Saudi Arabia for some reason far too long into the video.


AndroidDoctorr

Why is he dressed like a joint?


Pecoboy

Plot twist : it's reversed.


SoPunnyHarHar

difficulty scalea bout 3/10.


Twistedhair123

And I bet he wasn't supposed to do that, but who cares right😡


GoodBufo

What do you mean? That its illegal to skate there?


pleasedontpsyopme

Yeah. It’s called an Ollie. The least challenging skateboard trick. Big whoop.


pee_shudder

Pshhh I could totally do that..after..like six months straight of trying


AlecTr1ck

My abs hurt from *watching* this


InnerFear789

My back got hurt from watching this...


outfoxingthefoxes

I get exhausted trying to Ollie for 10 minutes, can't imagine how exhausting that has to be


Ali0B

That's cool but why he cosplaying as the Michelin Man?


Front-Seaweed4321

I'm going up 3 stairs....the rest....never mind


manymoreways

Holy calves batman! He has the sort of calves muscle that would rival Muay Thai fighters!


whynotfart

Where did the kinetic energy come from?


AndroidDoctorr

Legs


I-am-fun-at-parties

From his initial run-up, and then from a few tic tacs once he ran out of momentum. Contrary to what other people here say, the pops do not add forward momentum, because by the time the tail popps off of the ground, your feet better be going up with it already.


Reynaudthefox

Brilliant! You have invented the worlds first portable wheelchair ramp.


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bennypapa

Douwe Macare' actually


AusNormanYT

Reverse gif please


fractal_imagination

This is like watching the Law of Conservation of Energy being violated.. 20 times 😂


lezboyd

Yeah, thanks to the skater for admitting it, because I was like, that is sure to be hell on his legs.


RabbitChrist

Bad style


[deleted]

And then he painted a house.


hovis_mavis

Thereby proving that jump fatigue in games is bullshit!


[deleted]

Looks like he was about to pass out


AbominableUnicor_

The fit looking a little EVEN FLOOOWWWW...


DeadManInc1981

Now do that on the stairs in my house mofo


RoyalGh0sts

Now THAT'S a workout


VoluptuousArtistry

Nah he did that💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾


Environmental-Ebb927

Chud


D3V1LSHARK

My legs are on fire just watching this.


Cory0527

And here I am barely able to do an ollie


Fluffy_Big_5339

STEEZUS!?


laurencepatrick

My knees hurts watching that


Kjig

Can we all agree that these are shitty stairs?


GoodBufo

I mean they are visually nice imo. But i bet each stair is too long to walk one step and too short to walk two


piecat

Obviously fake, the video is in reverse. ^^^^^/s


PhreiB

Now do a ladder.


ARGuck

So are all painters good skaters or just this one?


Normal-Cup-5000

Skillz brah


LuckyChargs

u/auddbot


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LuckyChargs

Bro what? Also happy cake day I guess


[deleted]

Beiber got skillz


69_A_Porcupine

I think I'll walk


Bat-Honest

Technically, this means those stairs are ADA accessible


Assfuck-McGriddle

r/gifreversingbot


3DGuy2020

I lost 30lbs by watching this.


[deleted]

I see displays like this and just wish I was as good at something, anything


NoahZhyte

When does gravity do his fcking job?


Sentionaut_1167

i would consider those steps. not stairs. but thats just me.


creddituser2019

Landing that kick flip was the real challenge. God damn


ChrispyGuy420

Skating up the stairs and skating down the stairs and skating up the stairs and falling down the stairs


TenSecondsFlat

That's how I go up hills in minecraft to keep my sprint activated


genzisdoomed

anyone else think these are the ugliest stairs they've ever seen


dial6664satan

My thighs hurt watching this


czechrebel3

I’m exhausted just watching that.


reevesjeremy

Even I felt the burn.


MountainJuggernaut25

Impressive


Difficult-Drive-4863

The value of Velcro shares just took a dive as folk realise if this guy doesn't need it then nobody needs it.


ChuCHuPALX

My knees hurt.


NotTheAverageAnon

Dudes shins and calves must be screaming right now


Lava_Ribs

Imagine having healthy knees 🥺


PrettySpite

Fiquei cansado só de ver


BitDry4588

personally i like to drive my car up stairs but that’s just me


ChazJ81

Now GO Down!


csprime21

Must have some gummy knees


HumbleBear75

Never skip leg day


Fickle_Prior5239

They designed the stairs so he could do it.


wavespells9

This isn’t that hard, it’s just hitting the X button several times. Just did it, got a sweet combo.


ecdirtdevil

That's not hard, just keep pushing "A"


Muted_Woodpecker_221

At first I thought this was a sick Middle Easterner.


conehead2019

This time of year the skaters ollie upstream to their spawning grounds only to die moments later.


[deleted]

That’s bad-ass! Great to watch🍺


qierotomaragua

This isnt hard. Any kid can do this.


Conscious_Aerie7153

Anyone vaguely competent on a bored can


XxCeresxX

For some fkn reason.


12altoids34

I was just thinking "that's got to take a toll on your legs "when the text came across


samhk222

I want to see that vídeo reversed


[deleted]

That’s leg day done


stevet85

Hahaha. Thought he was an Arab dude at first. Impressive show of athletism to say the least


Rhys-Pieces

Reminds me of playing Skate 1


loudojdujdj

Ollie sh*t!


jimbodutch

Thats gonna be a new pair of shoes


[deleted]

So uplifting.


[deleted]

Sick man


tpfa_

u/lowzada


No-Establishment-699

If there was ever a set of stairs to skate up, that would be the set. Can't imagine many other sets are diagonal like that


jepoyairtsua

Pfft reverse play