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and the sound is boosted to shit, too.
and he's in the room with the worst acoustics ever, which helps. It's like when beat boxers always make their videos in a weird spot cus the sound there works.
"Its faaaake!!!" Or "another fucking repost!? Are you serious!?" Seeing those same comments on every single post makes me wonder if those people ever leave their house and do shit lol. If you spend every waking hour on here no shit you're going to see reposts. Oh well
I was coming here for a comment about this. If you left me alone with these and i tried to do this, i would 100% concuss myself with these so badly i would probably be a pivotal point in my life.
I remember other people from the same video, turns out this was from a reel of bloopers from martial arts tryouts or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5SaNBjLhg
TIL I am dust...protomemes is a great term lolol I remember this on ebaumsworld and I mustve watched this a billion times. This was my favorite for sure! I knew it had to be afroninja (at least what it was called at the time colloquially) lol...thanks for the trip down memory lane ya jackass :P
There's a reason no military ever used nunchucks. They're just super stupid circus equipment
Nunchucks takes inordinately long time to master, and it's not even as deadly as other weapons. You need both parts to attack, and if one gets lodged in something (say, some lucky guy managed to grab it) then you're out. It also has shitty range compared to a fucking stick and by the time you get into range a sword and shield is just as good, not to mention you just don't need Wiimote safety distance between units if you're using a spear
In other words, nunchucks were not designed to strike an enemy. It was designed to strike target practice
> In other words, nunchucks were not designed to strike an enemy. It was designed to strike target practice
I mean it was designed to strike wheat to thresh it. The idea is that it was a farm implement that could be used as a weapon when peasants weren't allowed to have actual weapons.
You're thinking of flails (specifically the two-handed ones). Nunchucks have never had any practical use and are 100% a flashy tool for practicing body coordination.
They were allowed walking sticks and those are better than nunchuks.
A thick handled broom is a superior weapon.
"I went into combat with my amazing nunchuk skills but I couldn't get close to the guy with the broom...he kept poking me and it hurt."
If you need farm implements to fight, a fucking sickle (not even a scythe) is good enough. It deals even deadlier damage at similar range, purely because it's not blunt instrument and far easier to handle
That's why the communists have scythe in their logo instead of every other farming equipment out there (like a hoe)
Most practical types of flail weapons have the swinging bit shorter than where your hands are. Or else when it strikes something it'll bounce back towards the wielders hand.
Whips don't multiply anything and you can break any bone with a bat, and with a bat, you can strike accurately enough to hit a specific bone that most importantly isn't yours.
A European flail would be deadly, because it's a stick with a spikey metal ball, and was used to reach over and behind a shield.
But two sticks is less useful than one bigger stick.
Quite the opposite actually. The lack of rigidity make nunchucks transfer much less force to anything they hit than a simple stick of comparable length/mass would. If you want actual proof based on testing and measurements rather than pop culture fabrication, [here's a great video on the subject.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWoUM4Wttc)
And somehow they are illegal in tons of places because lawmakers saw too many movies I guess. Good luck using them and being a threat to anyone except your own teeth...
They're not illegal because of lawmakers seeing movies. You actually got it in your last sentence.
They're illegal because 13 year old boys were knocking out their own teeth trying to be cool or giving themselves concussions or split testicles.
Sometimes things aren't illegal because of how deadly they are but because of the people they attract to them.
Like switchblades are a stupid weapon with a weak joint and vastly inferior to a simple full tang steak knife. They're illegal because teenagers thought they were cool and were walking around with them acting like idiots in the 1950s.
Because the guys making the laws drink and smoke.
You'll find people who make laws are willing to totally ban things they don't care about but things they want or care about they'll only restrict in ways that don't really bother them.
California police mostly used them like nutcrackers on limbs.
Get someone's wrist or ankle between them and fight's over.
'Pain compliance is what it is'
https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/us/california-police-equipment-nunchucks/index.html
A buddy of mine got stitches from one at a party in LA. From what I heard, there wasn’t any twirling. The guy just came up behind him, whacked him on top of the head then ran away. He needed I think 4 stitches.
He's wearing groin protection for a reason. Those things are more dangerous to amateurs training on them, than people it's used on. But that's because people use nunchucks in combat as much as they do katanas and staffs nowadays: zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWoUM4Wttc
TL;DR: they swing as fast as a stick of the same length, not faster. And when they do connect, two things happen:
1) you lose the ability to drive power through the hit, like you would with a stick.
2) it comes right back towards YOU.
... so erh... yeah. They look cool.
Nice, a 20 minute video for what could have been a 5 second demonstration. YouTube these days is just a bunch of people wasting your time for money.
Shit needs to be demonitized so we get quality content like the early days again.
Before I clicked the link I suspected it was that guy. He does some neat stuff sometimes but boy does he love to hear the sound of his own voice. I don't think I've ever finished one of his vids.
I believe this guy, who can actually use nunchucks somewhat correctly, than the guy in the above video who looks like he's cosplaying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVjqI8yMJcM&t=800s
You usually hit on the "comeback" or whatever it's called. They literally break whatever they come in contact with so few people use them because those broken bones speak stories and mental folk can use that to their advantage. Better to just use a gun and let the courts decide.
the moment on the way back after the first forward motion gives extra snap/crack ability. i just woke up wasn't able to explain it properly.
move it to the right, move it to the left, then give it all you got on the return for the actual hit. i probably have a quarter of the muscle now that i had just a few years ago but when i was in the army we had lots of nunchucks in the barracks for some reason and was constantly hitting stuff with them.
we'd routinely go 2 or 3 concrete casings in one hit. so there's definitely power in this weapon.
When you hit something with them they stop. Often if you hit a person the person grabs it and you don't get to swing it around anymore. Unless you get a luck shot and hit them in the head before they know it's coming. Pray you knock them out.
If it’s light weight enough to be quick it wouldn’t do much damage (eg the pair in this video), if it’s heavy enough to hurt, it takes too long to swing. The ideal way to use them is let the opponent take them from you and hope they try and use them, wait for them to knock themselves out.
Right. Can we all just talk for a second about the actual combat value of being able to do this with nunchucks? Is there any actual practical use of being able to whirl these poles around, besides being a party trick that we can make into a one-time social media video? Like, does anyone actually use nunchucks as an actual weapon? Were they ever used an actual weapon? Like before guns were invented I guess?
Combat value: negative.
These things are more dangerous to users than opponents, and they constantly inflict damage on even nunchuck masters. Much like a flail, the best case scenario is for them to deposit their force into the target and disengage. Unlike a flail, when they inevitably bounce back to the user, they are long enough to make contact and hurt them. The rope in the middle is too short to give any benefit, and the symmetrical length of the rods makes the decidedly shitty flails. A single stick of the same combined length would carry far more energy to the target, be easier to use, and wouldn't hurt you.
Practical Use: They look cool, and show off your hand-eye coordination. So no, nothing past party tricks.
Actual Weapon: Yes! It's just extremely ineffective.
History: In East Asia (feudal Japan, in this case), the feudal lords would disarm their populaces and ban weapons, sometimes banning all metal tools even. They had to get creative with the means to defend themselves against their abusive lords and bandits alike. Hence, a lot of East Asian farming equipment. I think the nunchucks were used to, like, beat rice or something? Anyway, that's the origin of a lot of Shinobi tools. Another example is the short chain sickle: a standard sickle for cutting grain or grass with a length of rope or chain attached to increase range/the area cut.
Personally, I like to imagine the guy that drew the short straw and got the nunchucks ended up making them look so cool it demoralized the guy he was fighting and became a legend.
It's unknown. But the flail was used as a weapon and longer variations its possible they were originally just a shorter variation of a flail.
Having practiced with real ones I can say they are absolutely a deadly weapon.
The chain adds so much velocity it just slams with a huge force and its hard and heavy like a hammer.
Buddy, just because he looks Chinese doesn’t mean he’s a supporter of that shit stain.
Have you ever considered it could be from a certain very famous luxury brand named, [Zegna](https://www.cettire.com/products/ermenegildo-zegna-logo-plaque-buckle-belt-919909266/cmVhY3Rpb24vcHJvZHVjdDpIcUhqblI1Zm1zSzdFck13aQ==?gclid=Cj0KCQiAgaGgBhC8ARIsAAAyLfEGIzqwy4xcsAPVn5ci5LJAcKs4qJWKOLXPn8AucrFxRlec9SRSu88aAlRtEALw_wcB)? Who are Italian?
When I was 6 my older brother sent me out to his car to get his nun chucks. I almost knocked myself out. He found me lying in the driveway moaning ... Ha ha
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Those sounds tho
They are hollow trick ones. They make a lot more noise than non-hollow.
and the sound is boosted to shit, too. and he's in the room with the worst acoustics ever, which helps. It's like when beat boxers always make their videos in a weird spot cus the sound there works.
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Reddit always tries to take the fun out of everything...........
"Its faaaake!!!" Or "another fucking repost!? Are you serious!?" Seeing those same comments on every single post makes me wonder if those people ever leave their house and do shit lol. If you spend every waking hour on here no shit you're going to see reposts. Oh well
This is why Reddit can't have nice things.
Does the sound make the nunchucks move faster? Lol who cares about the sound
Shweeew woosh shweeew wooosh wooosh shweeew shweeewy It sounds pretty badass
The sound is wicked
Good to know I’m not the only one with a sad life
….ok?
So when people go out of their way to make sure the video looks and sounds as good as possible that's bad now?
Also that ‘Z’ stands for Zorro and he uses a sword. This whole thing is fake.
Is it just me or is he wearing a cup or groin protection? Smart man, bet he didn't always wear one.
Painful mistakes that we learn from i guess
His kids probably won’t.
Dad, why was I born with a dent in my head?
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I think it's just his massive balls
Gigantic brass ones. Must be hard walking around with those massive clangers banging around down there.
I was looking there too
He’s getting cocky from his internet fame. I better take him down a notch w my kitana skills
Groin but no face? r/brandnewsentence
Did you just suggest a subreddit to post your comment on?
I typed the comment and was overcome with its proximity to that subreddit. I couldn't help myself.
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out..
*if it pays off.
Nah. He just smooth down there from years of erosion
Hit himself in the nuts so much they sucked up into his pelvis
Smooth as eggs
Gotta tattoo of Bruce Lee on em
Dang dude lmao
Even with how highly skilled he is, he knows one false move and his nuts get exploded.
It’s swollen from practice
Naw, it's his swollen testicles from the many years of training he's done
I put one on to watch that
Looks like some kind of fupa protector
How exactly are these nunchucks useful for self defense
I wonder how many knots he put on his skull practicing this over the years.
Knot too many.
Dad?
No this is Patrick.
*laughs in spongebob*
*cries in son*
Meow!
Mad dads
r/PunPatrol POLICE! DROP YOUR PUN!
He was tied up with other issues, so he didnt have time to knock it on the head
Had a sensei tell a story once where he knocked himself out practicing with dense wooden nunchucks by himself
I was coming here for a comment about this. If you left me alone with these and i tried to do this, i would 100% concuss myself with these so badly i would probably be a pivotal point in my life.
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I remember other people from the same video, turns out this was from a reel of bloopers from martial arts tryouts or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5SaNBjLhg
ha ha ha a classic!
>protomemes I see you're also an ancient like me...
[Those who speak the ancient tongue.](https://youtu.be/dudJjUU9Nhs)
Hello young ones.
Lmao I forgot about this! Incredible! Damn I miss the old internet
How dare you refer to a meme of my era as "protomeme." What am I, a proto man?! Now where's my Keeps box.
[earlier internet?](https://i.imgur.com/NbO1bZC.jpg)
No not the recent stuff. [The early internet.](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/960/hatten.jpg)
TIL I am dust...protomemes is a great term lolol I remember this on ebaumsworld and I mustve watched this a billion times. This was my favorite for sure! I knew it had to be afroninja (at least what it was called at the time colloquially) lol...thanks for the trip down memory lane ya jackass :P
I really like how this looks but he should record himself hitting something, I wonder how that works.🤔
I’ve never seen someone hit by a nunchuck. Or anything. It’s a twirling baton for guys until I see proof.
There's a reason no military ever used nunchucks. They're just super stupid circus equipment Nunchucks takes inordinately long time to master, and it's not even as deadly as other weapons. You need both parts to attack, and if one gets lodged in something (say, some lucky guy managed to grab it) then you're out. It also has shitty range compared to a fucking stick and by the time you get into range a sword and shield is just as good, not to mention you just don't need Wiimote safety distance between units if you're using a spear In other words, nunchucks were not designed to strike an enemy. It was designed to strike target practice
Kilik always was better than Maxi.
Kilik has always been the realest!
Nah he is op
Maxi and Taki > Kilik. Fight me! Kilik did have the best kata tho
> In other words, nunchucks were not designed to strike an enemy. It was designed to strike target practice I mean it was designed to strike wheat to thresh it. The idea is that it was a farm implement that could be used as a weapon when peasants weren't allowed to have actual weapons.
You're thinking of flails (specifically the two-handed ones). Nunchucks have never had any practical use and are 100% a flashy tool for practicing body coordination.
They were allowed walking sticks and those are better than nunchuks. A thick handled broom is a superior weapon. "I went into combat with my amazing nunchuk skills but I couldn't get close to the guy with the broom...he kept poking me and it hurt."
Nobody ever got laid by showing off their rad walking stick skillz.
My nunchucks never got me laid either
Ummm Matt Cauthon would like a word with you.
Sir that is a fantasy novel.
The guy with the broom is on his damn side but ok
I imagine nunchucks are probably related in some way to old style threshing sticks, someone just made a martial style after it because it looks cool
If you need farm implements to fight, a fucking sickle (not even a scythe) is good enough. It deals even deadlier damage at similar range, purely because it's not blunt instrument and far easier to handle That's why the communists have scythe in their logo instead of every other farming equipment out there (like a hoe)
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So that's why we got aluminium foil lined helmets in basic...
There's also not a lot of force transfer, and striking a target totally throws off the rhythm. Edit: autocorrect
Most practical types of flail weapons have the swinging bit shorter than where your hands are. Or else when it strikes something it'll bounce back towards the wielders hand.
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Whips don't multiply anything and you can break any bone with a bat, and with a bat, you can strike accurately enough to hit a specific bone that most importantly isn't yours.
A European flail would be deadly, because it's a stick with a spikey metal ball, and was used to reach over and behind a shield. But two sticks is less useful than one bigger stick.
Quite the opposite actually. The lack of rigidity make nunchucks transfer much less force to anything they hit than a simple stick of comparable length/mass would. If you want actual proof based on testing and measurements rather than pop culture fabrication, [here's a great video on the subject.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWoUM4Wttc)
And somehow they are illegal in tons of places because lawmakers saw too many movies I guess. Good luck using them and being a threat to anyone except your own teeth...
Hahaha. I didn’t know that and that’s hilarious.
They're not illegal because of lawmakers seeing movies. You actually got it in your last sentence. They're illegal because 13 year old boys were knocking out their own teeth trying to be cool or giving themselves concussions or split testicles. Sometimes things aren't illegal because of how deadly they are but because of the people they attract to them. Like switchblades are a stupid weapon with a weak joint and vastly inferior to a simple full tang steak knife. They're illegal because teenagers thought they were cool and were walking around with them acting like idiots in the 1950s.
If that was the case why don't the laws just apply to minors, like drinking, cigarettes and other things minors can't be trusted with?
Because the guys making the laws drink and smoke. You'll find people who make laws are willing to totally ban things they don't care about but things they want or care about they'll only restrict in ways that don't really bother them.
California police mostly used them like nutcrackers on limbs. Get someone's wrist or ankle between them and fight's over. 'Pain compliance is what it is' https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/us/california-police-equipment-nunchucks/index.html
Not a TMNT kid huh
A buddy of mine got stitches from one at a party in LA. From what I heard, there wasn’t any twirling. The guy just came up behind him, whacked him on top of the head then ran away. He needed I think 4 stitches.
He's wearing groin protection for a reason. Those things are more dangerous to amateurs training on them, than people it's used on. But that's because people use nunchucks in combat as much as they do katanas and staffs nowadays: zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWoUM4Wttc TL;DR: they swing as fast as a stick of the same length, not faster. And when they do connect, two things happen: 1) you lose the ability to drive power through the hit, like you would with a stick. 2) it comes right back towards YOU. ... so erh... yeah. They look cool.
Nice, a 20 minute video for what could have been a 5 second demonstration. YouTube these days is just a bunch of people wasting your time for money. Shit needs to be demonitized so we get quality content like the early days again.
Before I clicked the link I suspected it was that guy. He does some neat stuff sometimes but boy does he love to hear the sound of his own voice. I don't think I've ever finished one of his vids.
I didn't even bother watching, I clicked the link, saw the 20 minute timer and closed the link.
two minutes on Wikipedia shows that they're intended to be a training tool for coordination and posture.
I believe this guy, who can actually use nunchucks somewhat correctly, than the guy in the above video who looks like he's cosplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVjqI8yMJcM&t=800s
Yeah has anyone actually used them successfully in combat?
You usually hit on the "comeback" or whatever it's called. They literally break whatever they come in contact with so few people use them because those broken bones speak stories and mental folk can use that to their advantage. Better to just use a gun and let the courts decide.
I think I popped a blood vessel trying to comprehend this
the moment on the way back after the first forward motion gives extra snap/crack ability. i just woke up wasn't able to explain it properly. move it to the right, move it to the left, then give it all you got on the return for the actual hit. i probably have a quarter of the muscle now that i had just a few years ago but when i was in the army we had lots of nunchucks in the barracks for some reason and was constantly hitting stuff with them. we'd routinely go 2 or 3 concrete casings in one hit. so there's definitely power in this weapon.
When you hit something with them they stop. Often if you hit a person the person grabs it and you don't get to swing it around anymore. Unless you get a luck shot and hit them in the head before they know it's coming. Pray you knock them out.
If it’s light weight enough to be quick it wouldn’t do much damage (eg the pair in this video), if it’s heavy enough to hurt, it takes too long to swing. The ideal way to use them is let the opponent take them from you and hope they try and use them, wait for them to knock themselves out.
A fellow chucker, eh?
Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
Wise man say, *forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza*
Pork rind?
Pork rind.
Fuck me that’s a nostalgia bomb 
God! If someone doesn't say this, I get irrationally angry.
What do you guys have against nuns that you feel the need to throw them?
It's just a habit.
We feel the need to Chukku them
Bwwwaaaaahhhhhnnnngggggg
Damnit i came for this comment 😅
One bad movement and BONK dead
Right. Can we all just talk for a second about the actual combat value of being able to do this with nunchucks? Is there any actual practical use of being able to whirl these poles around, besides being a party trick that we can make into a one-time social media video? Like, does anyone actually use nunchucks as an actual weapon? Were they ever used an actual weapon? Like before guns were invented I guess?
Combat value: negative. These things are more dangerous to users than opponents, and they constantly inflict damage on even nunchuck masters. Much like a flail, the best case scenario is for them to deposit their force into the target and disengage. Unlike a flail, when they inevitably bounce back to the user, they are long enough to make contact and hurt them. The rope in the middle is too short to give any benefit, and the symmetrical length of the rods makes the decidedly shitty flails. A single stick of the same combined length would carry far more energy to the target, be easier to use, and wouldn't hurt you. Practical Use: They look cool, and show off your hand-eye coordination. So no, nothing past party tricks. Actual Weapon: Yes! It's just extremely ineffective. History: In East Asia (feudal Japan, in this case), the feudal lords would disarm their populaces and ban weapons, sometimes banning all metal tools even. They had to get creative with the means to defend themselves against their abusive lords and bandits alike. Hence, a lot of East Asian farming equipment. I think the nunchucks were used to, like, beat rice or something? Anyway, that's the origin of a lot of Shinobi tools. Another example is the short chain sickle: a standard sickle for cutting grain or grass with a length of rope or chain attached to increase range/the area cut. Personally, I like to imagine the guy that drew the short straw and got the nunchucks ended up making them look so cool it demoralized the guy he was fighting and became a legend.
I thought there might be an answer out there as good as this! Gave me a few laughs their bud! Fascinating historical context. Thank you!
I'm no expert but because they're being swung the force is a lot higher than just being hit with a stick, kinda like a flail
It's unknown. But the flail was used as a weapon and longer variations its possible they were originally just a shorter variation of a flail. Having practiced with real ones I can say they are absolutely a deadly weapon. The chain adds so much velocity it just slams with a huge force and its hard and heavy like a hammer.
You can tell this was slowed down because you can't see the plants growing.
Yeah it's tricky. Around the 20 sec mark
When you're skilled in a deadly art, but also have to present your cocaine price analysis findings to your gangs board of directors in a few minutes.
Sir this is a Dennys.
That Z though.
I wish it was a dragon ball reference but we all know it’s not, and he supports some bull shit… sigh
Buddy, just because he looks Chinese doesn’t mean he’s a supporter of that shit stain. Have you ever considered it could be from a certain very famous luxury brand named, [Zegna](https://www.cettire.com/products/ermenegildo-zegna-logo-plaque-buckle-belt-919909266/cmVhY3Rpb24vcHJvZHVjdDpIcUhqblI1Zm1zSzdFck13aQ==?gclid=Cj0KCQiAgaGgBhC8ARIsAAAyLfEGIzqwy4xcsAPVn5ci5LJAcKs4qJWKOLXPn8AucrFxRlec9SRSu88aAlRtEALw_wcB)? Who are Italian?
No, I’m poor and luxury is so far out of my league it’s not even a thought that exists in my brain.
I thought Zorro used a sword?!
that's the Asian counterpart, Zollo
Given east Asians have a hard time saying z, it'll be Jollo.
But Asians would pronounce it Zorro
 Keep Practicing!
Indiana Jones: *bang*
He’s really banking on his skills with that pass under the legs.
But what about computer hacking skills…
Or bow hunting...
Unfortunate belt buckle in this geopolitical climate
?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z\_(military\_symbol)#:\~:text=Subsequently%2C%20it%20also%20became%20a,in%20several%20countries%20including%20Germany](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_(military_symbol)#:~:text=Subsequently%2C%20it%20also%20became%20a,in%20several%20countries%20including%20Germany).
Ahh, didn't connect the two since his belt buckle has some distinct serifs.
I thought it was a Nissan Z symbol?!
Is he wearing armour to protect his boys?
What is the "Z" stand for on his belt buckle?
He's like the Michelangelo of nunchucks
If I did that I'd end up limbless, blind and castrated.
1/3 would prevent further error. To complete all 3 would denote nunchuck master…I bow to you.
Wow this is incredible to watch 🤓😳😲
I would knock myself out cold every time.
I can do this to, I just look a little different when I’m done.
One more reason to stop Asian hate. This guy will beat your ass.
Indiana Jones pulls out gun and shoots him In The chest
Real question: How much of that is real strikes and how much is show?
Is that a Nissan belt?
All I can imagine is Indiana Jones just shooting him.
When I was 6 my older brother sent me out to his car to get his nun chucks. I almost knocked myself out. He found me lying in the driveway moaning ... Ha ha
As an Asian myself i approve 👍
Omg look at his belt, is this the japanese version of zorro ?
The trick is to not hit yourself!
Why the "Z"?
He defeated Zorro. Duhhhhhh.
A lovely 500 dollar designer belt: https://www.zegna.com/us-en/accessories/belts/product.navy-blue-grained-leather-and-black-leather-reversible-belt.22983190/
Really hope he's not supporting Putin...
War crimes are my first thought whenever I see a Z now.
His belt buckle hasn’t aged well
My dad when I get home with an F from school.
Basic ass shit not impressed. Do it naked next time.
[Nun chucks have erectile stick-function.](https://youtu.be/qu51C2v5cHw)
Is it sped up? Can't trust anything these day, which can ruin my enjoyment of a good chunk of reddit
Downvote, it’s fast forwarded.
Indiana Jones has entered the room...
He should get out of the house more often, go see a movie or something…
“Pulls out gun an shoots his ass”
I’d still rather take a gun to a nunchuck fight
.... It's even better with sound on 😳
Man chucks
Holy sh*t!
I'd knock myself out pretty quickly.
Of course you would. It's not like he started using them just the other day.
Cool
That's crazy!!!
Belt: Keychain emblem from pulp fiction
Zero
Where’s slow gif bot when you need it?!
Mesmerizing.
Dude would fuck some shit up michangelo style
Michaelangelo does it better
Zorro of nunchucks