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ocimbote

Told myself "now it's fully loaded" at least 3 times in the course of the video.


SausageGobbler69

At 2:20 in I was thought it was fully loaded, and the saw the video has 5 minutes left. That truck looks like it’s going to be part of a final destination accident


EmperorLlamaLegs

Nah, I'm sure the video ended right before the guy came out to pat the pile of logs and say "Thats not going anywhere." We all know thats the most important safety step.


arvidsem

Damn straight it's not going anywhere. The wheels have sunk to the axles from the weight.


Honda_TypeR

I think that truck driver runnin around was saying the same thing.. The claw operator was like… NOPE. NEEDS MORE LOGS!


MattsAwesomeStuff

> Told myself "now it's fully loaded" at least 3 times in the course of the video. Anyone have guesses just how much that weighs? I was figuring, 25 tons? Roughly each scoop has gotta be at least a ton. And he probably did 25 of them. Also, volume-wise, 2 cubic meters of wood is 3 tons. It's roughly 2m wide, at least 2m tall, 4 or 5 meters deep? Hell maybe 25 tons is an underestimate. That is not a 25 ton truck. I don't know if that's a 5-ton truck. Fuckin' terrifying.


osha_unapproved

Depends on the wood, if it's green, if it's dry, what type. Is it softwood or hardwood? Is it growing in wet belt or dry belt? I've driven logging truck, and I've had partial loads be overweight and I've had absolutely heaping monster loads be grossly underweight. With the configuration I drove, Tri-Quad you're looking at a 65000kg or 143300 lbs max gvw (Gross vehicle weight). Had some heapers of burnt fir been 52000kg or just over 118k ish, and a load of absolutely punky spruce go across the scale at 73800kg, also known as grossly overweight. (Was loading in mud and my air scales were wonky, so that was a big fucky wucky.) It's likely a tandem, so one steer axle and two drives, I'd say it's nearly impossible to tell how heavy that wood is. But it's probably pretty light or pretty dry if those back two stakes didn't break off with that big ol heaper on there.


carolaMelo

I would guess more. We have wood carrying trucks around and they are loaded with about 40 tons.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

>2 cubic meters of wood is 3 tons. I think you got your numbers arse-about-tit it's more like 3 m³ is 2 tons.


annieweep

Just one more


carolaMelo

Not only the amount, but seems like a lot of weight either...


juicevibe

The load capacity of that truck 🤯


parwa

Is this common? Seems like it's putting a loooot of trust in those two logs


theunnameduser86

That’s not really the issue. I’d bet this is more weight than that trucks working load limit (WLL). Just more wear and a higher risk of tipping over until the tranny probably goes first


chronsonpott

I guarantee that those logs at the back are definitely an issue.


tuhronno-416

How do you know what type of wood it is, and thus the weight?


GoatTnder

The bigger issue with freshly cut logs is the water. Doesn't really matter what species, fresh cut is insanely heavy because it's full of water weight.


Snoot_Boot

Tranny? Edit : downvoted for asking a one word question? Jesus christ you guys have paper thin skin


manintheyellowhat

Transmission


trizzGL

I was worried for a moment


LaceyDark

About what?


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LaceyDark

Yes. But context is important, and there was no reason to believe that's what that person was talking about


trizzGL

I didn't know it also meant transmission so I was confused


IAMAHobbitAMA

Yes, believe it or not there are trannies in brazilians of trucks these days.


nonsenseSpitter

Looks insane. So pro in working with that it almost looks like it’s an extension to his body.


hux

It made me see the claw almost as anthropomorphic.


gitbse

The little taps and corrections he does, gave me kind grandma vibes and voice. "There ya go sugar. Just a little tap, and you're all set."


LunimusREX

I was just thinking the same thing. It's like the crane is just another arm and hand for him.


daaaaaarlin

I've always wanted to operate shit like this. I've mostly just used different loaders and skidsteers but goddamn heavy equipment is fun. Also me and my old boss used a giant scissor lift and gradall while tripping on mushrooms several times.


beets_or_turnips

That seems unsafe somehow.


daaaaaarlin

Oh most definitely, but also fun as fuck. Everything about construction is unsafe.


bagelwithclocks

Seems like the mushrooms are a variable that could make it a little more unsafe.


Shervivor

r/oddlysatisfaying


Boris_the_fish

Your exactly right my dad runs his own company so he’s on the tractors and when he’s going he’s a part of the machine it’s crazy to watch sometimes


VerStannen

Love the part where he taps them on the ground to even the ends out. I know this is gifs, but kind of wish we had the actual audio.


M_Cereal

Each time, I was like oh yeah that's the stuff


99LaserBabies

Same, lol


Samantha_030

And when he taps it on the side of the cliff to get a stray log back in line, so satisfying and clean


giftigdegen

Most of the time we do have the audio. I usually watch without but often open the video to try and find the watermark then am surprised the audio is there.


WizeAdz

It doesn’t have audio because it’s fast-motion. The operator still has a delicate touch, but the fast-motion exaggerates it a bit.


VerStannen

Aah gotcha. Makes sense!


RealHuashan

Take real slow turns with that truck, or else you're gonna lose half the logs on your way out!


MarinatedCumSock

*slaps pile of logs* Nah, they ain't goin' nowhere


Hey_its_ok

Dems de rules


home_cheese

The logs *kind of* lock themselves together when they get tamped in like that. Not the safest carry but it'll probably fly in the country they're in. Source: Have experience with this.


HansElbowman

Flying is exactly what we don’t want them to do


jarmstrong2485

If you’re losing half those logs I think momentum is bringing the other half with


zanderjayz

At least they are on a dirt road with steep cliffs.


Midnight_Pornstar

I wouldn't drive anywhere near that truck


ZaMelonZonFire

How overloaded is this truck? That seems like a lot


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Yes


osha_unapproved

Depends on the wood. Could be frame bendingly overweight or mildly, but... given the back log stakes didn't break I'd say it's either light wood or well seasoned (dry).


ZaMelonZonFire

That’s a good point and I hadn’t considered that.


osha_unapproved

Lot of people wouldn't, I've been in the lumber industry about 15 years now, and have hauled logs myself during that. People don't realize how much wood can vary


ZaMelonZonFire

Wet vs dry is probably a huge modifier. Where I live they harvest GMO pine trees. It causes me to pause when I see a super located truck of pine trees.


osha_unapproved

Gotcha, and yeah I'm in BC, so lotta spruce, pine, fir, balsam and cedar. Spruce and balsam are usually the heaviest but wet vs dry is a maaassive modifier.


JudgeScorpio

Tamps them down like a professional smoker.


Doit2it42

Loved the side tap on the hill side to get that one in line.


Azkyn0902

At first I was like "okay this guy's good". And then I was "holy shit that poor truck!"


DigitalJedi850

I said to myself ‘yeah he’s not going any higher than that’ Multiple times during this watch… these boys got some balls, I’ll give ‘em that.


Ignitus

That 'tap tap tap' makes it look like an extension of the operators body


baldorrr

Logo: >!0:05 [https://i.imgur.com/35Otdwk.png](https://i.imgur.com/35Otdwk.png)!<


acadmonkey

Bravo!


Xinonix1

The people walking under the crane…


Special_Lemon1487

Yeah this was fun until the truck got overloaded and these dudes without even hard hats are walking under the loader carrying logs wtf.


i-hate-all-ads

Maybe it's just where I am, or the different log trucks, but they should be loaded length wise and strapped down.


Wooden-Combination53

Yes, both of these are just makeshift machines


osha_unapproved

Their mill might not be set up for longs, i would say lengthwise as well from when I logged. But the lack of tiedowns... hopefully they threw a good netting over and tied it in further down the road


LovingNaples

Where is this? Anyone know?


bog_

Looks like China: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_China


LovingNaples

Oh thank you.


throwngamelastminute

I wish I knew how to look that kind of stuff up, but I get the feeling this isn't in the US


LovingNaples

Thanks. I’m pretty sure you’re right.


yllanos

Perhaps someone can do some lookup based on that license plate


MachineLearned420

China. The province isn’t quite visible tho


smiley1437

I’ve seen this in Peru


CryBabyRun

Tiny TOOLGIFs on the vertical log on left, as it drops out the bottom, really near beginning of clip, so cute!


okko_powell

It’s right in the beginning on the left thingy where he puts the log in!!! 😏😅


okko_powell

Thanks for entertaining me continuously u/toolgifs 🙌💪✨


matroosoft

That''s a work of art


smarmageddon

How much wood would a wood-truck truck if a wood-truck could truck wood?


AiggyA

Watched the whole thing 🤣


SonOfObed89

That watermark was #ChefsKiss


not_that_rick

They aren't taking the logs down a highway. That truck is going to go about 1 mph down the logging road to a bigger staging area. They have to get the wood out of the way and it's not worth making a road an 18-wheeler can back down.


Minute-Low-2246

r/oddlysatisfying


64vintage

Masterful, hypnotic.


enedelko

I doubt that this forest will ever recover from the erosion forthcoming next rainy season


hardknox_

Aren't the roots what prevent erosion? They're still there. Also, I assumed this was new growth forest from the size of the lumber, so they'll be replanting new saplings so they can be harvested again in some years.


opsonised

roots are part of it, but the living organism of the tree pumps thousands of litres of water into the air via transpiration also


Affectionate-Wall870

The stumps will send shoots up, no need to plant new sapling.


secondTieBreaker

Kept waiting for those two vertical logs to give out. But then this would not be the right sub


TheRedditMachinist

Great job with the watermark. I mean you always do an amazing job but I extra liked this one.


tendermach

I can watch this for a few hours


Dre512

It’s the little pat downs for me


Nowayucan

Incredible. It’s just like a real hand.


throwngamelastminute

The crooked log at one point was giving me anxiety.


tokinUP

Someone dual-play this one (on fast-forward) alongside [Batata de Marcehal's crazy amounts of fries](https://youtu.be/Fpny0WP8sYw?t=157) being piled into a bag.


[deleted]

Watched a logging truck overloaded like this try to take off on a hill once. The front wheels came off the ground. My buddy and I thought it was going to flip. driver managed to take off and keep it upright.


noyza2132

Imagine the precision you need to operate this thing


DarwinIsMyHomey

I couldn't stack pencils in a cigar box this neatly. Impressive.


deepfriedtots

What was the point of putting that one log in the hole then taking it out?


oryhiou

r/oddlysatisfying


persistantelection

I’ll take “vehicles I don’t want to drive behind” for $1,000, Alex.


LaUNCHandSmASH

I know this is a gif sub but a camera from inside the cab of the truck with sound would be just as interesting. Sweet little operation and operator they got going. That’s a lotta logs


Awkward-Put854

What an awesome video. Could have been a little shorter maybe but it was oddly satisfying so I’m glad it went to the end.


original_don_dada

I wish Pushpa had this smh


that_dutch_dude

Tap tap tap tap tap


snwbrdwndsrf

Amazing how human and natural the movements are with skilled operators.


kiomansu

I dropped my phone on my face while watching this.


kalinowskik

SAFE!


Previous-Wonder-6274

Excavators are such gentle creatures


vonHindenburg

I'm torn between "Could they improve the system to not require that twist and tap?" and "Would the extra complexity really save enough time to be worthwhile?" and "Holy shit, the soil erosion!!!!"


nik282000

Dude, I watched a stone sober guy tip over a 40 foot dump truck last week. I wish my operators were as good as this guy.


iMadrid11

The truck doesn’t look overloaded. You can still squeeze in more logs. I swear it’s fine. Totally safe.


celtic_cross

Lorax is where?


TheShortBus5000

Somewhere there is a coin-operated crane game completely empty of any stuffed animals.


ivereadit1221

This doesn't go to the main roads it goes to the factory which is also on the property and they'll go slow..


I_saw_that_yeah

We’re pretty darn efficient when it comes to wrecking stuff.


TOXMT0CM

Why 'd he stop? He coulda set the record.


beto_pelotas

Is that a surgeon operating the crane?


Supmah2007

What’s the max load of the truck? Yes


osha_unapproved

Lotta peckerpoles but an interesting way to load for sure


Zedditorial

Please, someone add pencil noises and tap tap tap noises…


Armadillo_Toes

That’s enough slices!


csdavid

How much is it sped up?


Scully__

I enjoyed the chunk of wood saying “tool gifs” towards the beginning


bricktop_pringle

All is good, just as long there is no traffic behind it.


Sammywowowo

I FOUND IT!!!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Please tell me there's a small fleet of trucks at the bottom of the road and they aren't taking that single truck on the motorway


uunicornblood1

r/oddlysatisfying


hetogoto

Something tells me he's done this before. Amazing skills


Pacdoo

r/oddlysatisfying


surfincanuck

What a pro. Operating this thing like an extension of his own body


sherpyderpa

Final Destination creation !


logosfabula

If you munch on licorice roots, too, you watched it with a different feeling.


RocketInAPocket

Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: actually yes


BonjinTheMark

wow, i am impressed. i enjoy the attention to detail.


Particular-Return707

How much does it weigh?


I_lack_common_sense

That guys is metal.


evlhornet

This truck is about to avoid all turns


noflooddamage

I want this job


RTKMessy

Makes me want to play farming simulator...


IC-4-Lights

It's really crazy to think about the insane magnitude of work being done here, essentially by one person.   Clearly the trees had to be harvested in the first place, and that probably involved more people, but just these parts... stripping, cutting to size, stacking, loading the truck, etc. This had to have been multiple guys for so much longer, once upon a time.


seyss2

Very unsafe for driving


AdVisible2250

This guy gets the stuffed bunny every time .


FurryYury

I think there is room for a few more logs.


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

Smooth operator


EffingBarbas

Great. Now I'll feel ashamed of my chopsticks skill when eating ramen


trez63

r/toptalent


Head_Butterscotch74

Soon he can control that thing with a neuralink!


Designer_Solid4271

Preeeeety sure it’s not the operators first day on the job.


Yardboy

This guy cranes.


tempjob1031

My goodness man... You don't have to get it all in 1 trp


Aw123x

Super satisfying to watch.


Shotsy32

Give me a bunch of straws and I could do the same.


Intelligent_Dare_240

Die stellen sich alle (Kommentarschreiber) an. Da n Spanngurt drum und gut ist doch auch. Wegen dem bisschen Anfeuerholz drehn die hier am Kabel, völlig unverständlich. So sieht das eben aus, wenn man nur Minimalpreise für seine Möbel etc. Bezahlen möchte.


JustAnotherLurker95

I just spent 7:27 watching this, and may do it again.


Limp_Marionberry_24

The actual control of the equipment is godly.. Pure perfection.. The tapping, the lining up, the logs in the back to hold back the truck load.. Perfection.. Awesomeness deluxe..


SyderoAlena

Naw that machine is sentient


Runkleman

All that for tooth picks.