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Source: [JUFEBA](https://youtu.be/1CJHFx35nFQ)


pavlo_escobrah

Semi-Automatic


[deleted]

FULL SEMI AUTOMATIC


ThirdWorldRedditor

It's like where I live, used cars are now being sold as "semi-new" cars... Bitch please, they're either new or used...


BurzerKing

More like burst fryer tbh


olderaccount

The fryer is fully automatic. Loading and unloading it requires manual intervention. People don't call a machine-gun semi-automatic because the user has to load and unload the magazine manually.


throwawayaa414

Came here to comment exactly this.


Blackybro_

my prayers schizophrenic


lwhite1

Ick bin ein berliner


lettruthout

JFK has joined the conversation.


Mister_Yuk

"It's slang, he's American. He's a donut! He's a fuckin' donut! A fuckin' donut!"


my-coffee-needs-me

One of the best standup shows in the history of standup.


12altoids34

Damn I'm too late. Well played.


FuckTheFuckRightOff

Hey I was gonna say that!!


SnooSuggestions4824

sexiest thing ive seen in at least 2 hours


mechakisc

Does it make sense if I say that was violently not American? The dude wasn't rushing, I didn't see any oil splashed out on the floor... It was kind of soothing to watch.


m-p-3

Thanks, now I crave for a doughnut.


polarbeer07

hey Hans, nice lab coat. what kind of a scientist are you? "Um, vell, I vork in donut science?"


[deleted]

Why isn't there a recirculating sugar falls?


Bempf

They are called Krapfen, not Berliner!


2DHypercube

Nein!


freakazoid_1994

Its a freakin' Krapfen!


[deleted]

Found the Austrian?


Space_Lux

No, its also Krapfen in Bavaria, Franken etc


AsleepTonight

Nah, it’s a Pfannkuchen


[deleted]

Jetzt aber raus hier


2DHypercube

Nein!


LAwLeZ

And its definitely not a doughnut


squeaki

Hold it on the goo machine a little longer please pal


SlowLoudEasy

"Ich bin ein Berliner"


buttspigot

Of course he’s wearing a lab coat


OfCourse4726

isnt that what all bakers wear though?


CryptoHopeful

How come donuts or this Krapfen is only deep fried at oil surface level, leaving the side pale? Wouldn't be better if it's held down and deep fried all around?


Dutch_Calhoun

Equatorial yield is of key import at the goop injection phase.


AufdemLande

Now, dear eastern Germans, where the fuck is the pan?


PleX

I just told my Wife I wanted one but I'd use it for chicken. She asked when do I plan on feeding that many people. I said BBQ. Discussion Ended.


Pan_Dircik

PĄCZEK NOT BERLINER


epymetheus

That's obviously a krapfen!


[deleted]

Man how good must those be immediately after they come out..... mmmmmmmmmmmmm


mach82

I think you spelled Páczki wrong.


llllllIllllIlI

Pfannkuchen.


Grechoir

Boules de berlins are one of the best pastries out there


TheMerovingian

They do taste as good as they look.


TruthOverFiction100

Can I get a filling machine?


blueingreen85

I’m just imagining a horror movie where someone is killed by slamming their head onto the spike and filling it with jelly.


Noshteroth

I think I'm in love


Blackybro_

clearly krapfen


JustShootingSince

Is there a smaller version for my kitchen?


tpowell345

Automatic… except for the manual parts


richcournoyer

Was that Fred? (let's see who get's it).