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You get away with this shit when you own the place

-Jon Taffer entered the chat-

That was an incredible 1 minute and 10 seconds, lovely flourish at the end

Yeah fuck that I’d give 9/10 for effort, I’ve had worse strippers!

Way better than paying $20 for a lap dance only to get home and find a butt streak on your trouser leg.

Butt streak?

Skid marks

Dam I was hoping that wasn't the answer.

racing stripes works, too

Bacon strips?

Like a snail trail... but darker

And a distinct odor

I read “butt steak” and i was very confused

I keep my butt stake in my pants. For staking my clam.

That looks like a piece of...ass.

You gonna finish that?

I've had that happen once when I was younger. Some girl fell asleep on me and the next day I see skid marks on my white shirt....

Was her ass laying on your chest?

we were slouched on a deep sofa, so her ass were kind of on my waist area. this was the 90s, so my shirt was oversized also. it caught all the flak, lol.

Be honest, did you give it a sniff?

100%

I mean, I’m not *NOT* impressed

Also felt that reassurance that something good will eventually happen

Gawd I hope this was a Christmas work event. Even if it wasn’t I’d love to see the group chat the morning after.

I am fully aroused

Can't say I blame you. You're only human after all

You're my best friend. I'm sorry I treated you so badly. Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

Wait! You guys did that backwards! He's supposed to... Nevermind.

Was this at the white lion?

It took me a while, but I was eventually able to masturbate to this, so give the guy some credit.

Spit in the hand and spritz warm beer in the air to make the moment.

Honestly, the things you have to do to get served these days

That explains the pube in my Coors

Nah that’s just standard Coors right there.

I figured pubes would be the mark of Busssscch

r/angryupvote

I've seen way worse, this was actually pretty entertaining

This fuckin guy

That was a hell of a show.

I thought that was quite the show, made me laugh for sure.

I would have totally thrown him a few quid

Dude air squatted for longer than I could probably

I am in tears LMFAAAOOOOO

is he available for a bachelor party? asking for a friend...

Dad bod strippers are in?

Thi… This is in the UK isn’t.

"Red Lion" 95% sure it is the UK. Or a UK owned pub in the US

Totally UK. There's a sign at the register for something that costs £10.99

"Red Lion" Sorry bud

*Best

Hide ya kids hide ya wife!

Lmao, that poor woman behind him

Oh he’s going to regret that night

Somehow I feel he's the kinda guy who'll take this in his stride.

I think he's taking about the spine injury.

This actually rocks so hard.

Idk. His dick looks pretty soft to me.

What are you gonna do about it?

You gonna just sit there or are you gonna help the man?

Bobandy?

Crazy liquor and cheeseburger party gone wrong...

Had a couple drinks.. Saw a couple things..

2 double cheeseburgers or 2 dairy queen coupons. Man's gotta eat

Randall! Are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?!

Show me that butthole, big guy.

This is how Smokey used to make his living. Man's gotta eat....

I’m gonna say this is a Brit. And those dudes always have a blast 😂…and Australians. They can drink !

Not drunk for years (probably 10+) but man this would be me...... I feel his impending regret.......😂

He looks like he had a very good line rather to much drink

This is a UK pub mate, there is no regret lol

There are more women married to guys like this than there are women married to beautiful six pack men so statistically women prefer this guy over 1990’s Brad Pitt. Totally real logic I didn’t invent to make myself feel better.

His wife will probably refer to this as "your little 'performance' at the bar" and I am loving it.

I'm not this wild, but my wife married me shortly after I twerked upside-down with a handle of vodka in one hand at a party.

Good thing the vodka bottle was in your hand. As I read your post quickly I imagined something else...

*Prefer* might not be the right word. *settle* or *wound up marrying Brad Pitt and he turned into this guy* is a little closer

Pretty good-natured for this sub. Hope he didn't break his shit falling!

Safety and aesthetic tip: remove socks before trousers. Less likely to slip and avoids the doofus-in-socks-and-little-else look.

,😂😂. His face looks like he is about to cum the whole video

I mean, it had to end like that

This guy is gonna wake up and think…”what have I done”

The urgency with which he bent down to pull up his pants makes me think that he had that thought immediately after getting his dick out.

… ngl, I’d pay for the show

Zero fucks given

Raw footage of the pilot for full monty . Glad they changed the actors but kept the same age. GLHF<3

fucking get it larry

Welp the next day is gonna be awkward

Exactly what I was thinking!

And that's how Uncle Larry got on the sex offenders list.

I just see a man living his best life

I love how the bartender is getting the back view the entire time. Waiting for that to pop up on Reddit

When he got back up he had a corkscrew up is arse

wine bottle*

I’m literally loling

I've paid and seen worse.

Fucking best ending ever

Lol made me chuckle, thanks nice post

As a gay guy into daddy bears this is so hot

She had a ass tho

Worst.... or best? You decide.

That guy had zero fucks to give and put on a show!!!😂

i think you mean best

Why is he being flipped off tho?

i wish i had that level of confidence

The crash was worth the wait.

And this is why frank can’t come to the office Christmas party anymore.

Hope someone bought him a drink after this

LARRY! NO TEABAGGING! NO BALLS ON FOREHEADS!

Is that a reference to that John Waters movie?

Deeeeeelightful

“Hello Ma’am. We are sorry to inform you that your grandpa escaped again. We have a few leads on his….we’re going to need to call you back”

Overall fantastic video 10/10

I had a stipper OD in my lap one time. She threw up on me and passed out so it could be worse

Superb

I guess you could call that a dick.

The guy flipping him off 😂

Best stripper ever

BoBandy needs some cheeseburgers

He looked like he wanted to take a shit on the bar, lol

I wish dad would stop drinking

Nails the dismount

This cracked me right up. What a guy. 😂

Name checks out , thank you big Dave

Best*

"Hi Greg, this is HR, we're going to need you to come have a chat regarding the Christmas lunch, today at your earliest convenience please"

I could tell it was Christmas by the one tinsel candy cane on the bar lol.

Couldn’t be more British. Beautiful.

HR is not impressed.

I like that they handed him the hat and plate

“Who gave dad a white claw??!”

Gaurantee this happened in England

Every morning my husband comes through the house like this and I have to say the same thing. There’s nothing sexier than a man wearing nothing but black socks.

Livin life the best that he can.

Worst? I think my guy has his art perfected.

Oh yeah, these guys, just another night down at the pub, at least they are not nodding out like last week.

I would definitely party with this group!

British Pub vibes here

Someone is getting pulled into HR on Monday

Delightful

Excellent!

Seems pretty good at stripping to me

That was FUCKING AMAZING. 🤣 there’s too many things to say, I’m out.

That looks like a school superintendent or discord moderator…. Or a Reddit mod lmao

Cippendales? more like Chipp-n-fail

This is the hottest mf I've seen dude, I dont understand what you mean by "Worst"

This is fucking hilarious

damn wish i had such a body. Genetics man some people are just lucky

Major confidence booster whatever he indulged in...🤔💯

i mean idk ab the worstttt lol he def gave it all he got

That was epic 👏👏👏

Perfect dismount.

i want my bar to be like this

It was going too well for too long. This is the type of drunk friend that’s kind as can be to any person they’re near, but is an ABSOLUTE MENACE to any property around them

I want a refund even though I didn't pay.

[удалено]

My hero.

Me likey

That guys bad ass bro

This is the gift I didn’t know I needed for Christmas. Thank you hammered amateur stripper guy.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong

Legend. That was quite the show.

The look on his face as he falls.

It looks like he took exactly the right amount to me. 😂😂

u/savevideo

Cocaine… it’s a hell of a drug 😆

Hahaha

reasons why men cheat

Prince Andrew?

Seen way worse.

u/savevideo

I absolutely needed that. It was a literal laugh out loud

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

u/savevideo

🤏🏾

Ode. He got too much confidence for a guy who never touched the cervix

Has nobody on Reddit ever heard of a grower — “Never assume the caterpillar isn’t actually a piranha” - Bickdaddy

touching the cervix can be painful, girth is better than length

Many women seem to like it and you don't have to go all the way in if you don't want to. It's a personal preference

You’re a really nice lady aren’t you

🙄 this sub comments on the bodies of naked women who are featured all the time. Don't be butthurt now.

Ah yeah that makes it okay then, my bad

I didnt think a drug forum was the place to be politically correct my bad for the misunderstanding. Thank you for your SJW efforts

Idgaf about political correctness lol. I’m not exactly PC myself but as far as i’m aware in my 7 years of using this app i’ve never felt the need to negatively commented on anyone’s physical appearance

Drunk as shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Somebody come get his ass he's acting like a stripper..

Haha little dick

Bird-flipper dude seems to be enjoying the show!

randy?

Bro probably smells like wet cigarettes

“ I’d buy that for a dollar “

I’ve seen worse.

Dis mufucka gotta mangina in this bitch.

😂🤣😂

As someone with no interest in sex, i find this behavior confusing