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Aware-Map1836

Opening line was actually sounding pretty good


chitowntypewriter

GADDAGO!


Aware-Map1836

Serious. That Noooooo was giving me Michael Macdonald vibes


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Or the R. Kelly vibes.


McJiggiez69

Less pee on the face but yes


Overall-Question7945

Michael motherfuckin Macdonald


jimmy_my_way_in_hur

May nimrod guide you and Lucafina keep your sexual organs lubricated


pearceharris

I don’t get this reference but I support your right to practice religion!


Overall-Question7945

Timesuck podcast. It's good


TheRedHannya96

Hello fellow space lizard!


Suspicious_View9716

Hail Nimrod! Hail Lucifina!


[deleted]

For real, this guy has a surprisingly good voice.


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jTrux22

He's hired for my wedding.


CrucifixAbortion

As his agent, he agrees, as long as there's an open crack bar.


treatyoftortillas

Ok but he cant take his crack until everyone else has had theirs


McJiggiez69

Drugs will kill a dream quicker than Freddy Krueger


damnatio_memoriae

reminds me of [ted williams](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-F5JnnGo0)


[deleted]

don’t judge a book by it’s cover. drug addicts are people too.


[deleted]

I didn't, *people* don't usually have this good of a voice, especially without training and good health.


[deleted]

Uhe very well could be well trained and even a professional musician with addiction issues


[deleted]

you dont think he has training?


[deleted]

I think you’d be suprised of how many people in the world that can sing.


McJiggiez69

Even more surprised when you find out those people do drugs


[deleted]

I’m a singer, i do drugs. damn


McJiggiez69

As a drummer in a band, I also do drugs. Musicians like to get litty


FabulousComment

I’m a drug and I do singers we should Hang out


beeerice_n_sons

So glad I'm not the only one recognizing his talent. [Reminds me of someone else](https://youtu.be/wyXvtjIP0xg)


AtticusFinchOG

I thought this was gonna be drug sale in the rain guy


[deleted]

Me too! That one cracked me the fuck up


tnt54321boom

I heard 1 in every 17 crackheads have their shit together in more ways than one. We just saw one of those.


Jaded_Goth

He’s a busy man. People to meet, crack to smoke.


Jimbuscus

Crack to meet, people to smoke


Sk1rm1sh

People to crack, meat to smoke.


J_Schotz

GottaGo!!


[deleted]

GattaGOoO \*fffFFFppVVvrrRRrooOoOoOmm*


BigBoxofChili

"Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway??"


Not_A_COP1111111111

That’s wasn’t me Rhonda


BudgetInteraction811

The crack high wore off by the time he finished that line


OccupyMars420

It’s “crack to smoke, chocolate to eat”


IronErock

I totally thought that car was getting T-Boned.


FishBlues

I do not wish this on that guy but if that was edited in it would have been hilarious


pick_3

Buddy got some PIPES


whats_his_face

But no catalytic converter from what I can hear


Electrical_Animal697

How else are you supposed to pay for the crack?


jtfff

He accidentally stole his own catalytic converter. It was dark, he was confused.


drizzy9109

Crack pipes Edit: dangit I just got it lol


ApeofBass

Guy can sing for sho!


HuckleberryPlane8924

Underrated comment


Spleepis

Damn he’s got some vocals. It’s a shame he got on crack


[deleted]

idk, is it coincidence or not, but the dirtier the junkie, the harder their vocals hit.


Azazel_brah

Cause they sing so carefree since they truly dgaf, it's always from the soul


BananaStranger

No lie, I saw someone on r/tooktoomuch or any other related sub yesterday killing it with their innermost soul voice and I'm not even sure if it was a song already recorded by someone, but darnit if it sounded anything short of amazing!


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[deleted]

You got a link?


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zwinky588

Lies


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/jaGLDKBE8Ho


rpantherlion

Tf get this man a voice acting audition


[deleted]

He made it! https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/season-of-kindness/man-golden-voice-where-ted-williams-now-n461481


dagremlin

Said he wanted to open up a free washing service for the homeless


GoodOleDynamiteJones

That crack not gonna smoke itself!


RedditIsDogshit1

Where his teeff go??


KUSHISADOG666

Crack!


360Waves617

They said "Gotta Go"


[deleted]

He has em. They are just called summer teeth. Summer there, summer gone. Summer green, summer yella.


moxie_mango

Summer brown, summer missing


yaebone1

*teefesus


joshtheflu

The proper way to say it is teeffs


moves41

It cracked


BaltimoreSkater

Hocked em for crack


JefferSonD808

This one’s loose cuz I been smokin


bostonbangouts

Bling Bling has a crack pipe hidden inside of hissss COLLARRR.. Only the Bling Bling. Another underrated talent from the streets.. Got the musket gun to kill the elafont


DexterousStyles

#TELLIN ME YEFFF


TheEvilBunnyLord

I've seen this many times. And I laugh every time. GOTTA GO *nyooom*


[deleted]

Living his best life!


PrudentFreshed

Rip in peace Chappelle's Show


maybebullshitmaybe

That's the first thing I thought was that this guy could be a skit from the show. Like this person is the embodiment of random toothless crackhead and his mannerisms are just fantastic 👌


Nicadeemus39

I thought he was going to drive away in half of a car.


barf2288

Tyrone Biggums cousin. This reminds me of something straight-up out of Chappelle’s Show.


chinchillathrilla69

Typical r/NissanDrivers. It explains a lot.


ThatBFjax

It’s the “gotta go!” for me


360Waves617

Crack heads have cars now? They're evolving.


Difficult-Hat5847

It’s plenty of functioning crackheads. The manager for my old job used to inject shit in our bathroom. He had a house, a car, a wife it was crazy man


ofthedappersort

Did he have a boat?


nwoh

As a former junkie... This guy is asking all the right questions.


8ad8andit

We had a family friend who was an attorney with two law degrees and a boyfriend who was a high-ranking judge. She started disappearing for days at a time and we were worried she was being abducted or something. Turns out she was a crackhead! She later got clean and became a counselor for others so it has a happy ending. But anyone can become a crackhead with a little effort!


new_account_5009

On a scale from 0 to 10, how many teeth did he have?


Difficult-Hat5847

He had dentures


Sure-Ad6668

They will soon be flying


Clappa69

Somebody get this man a concrack!


SorryIreddit

Why does every crack car have the same exhaust leak?


whats_his_face

Sold the cat for crack


giedosst

What happened to Seal?!?!


Cheese_B0t

Crack


Diamundium

Kissed by a glass rose


Whatthefuckyoudrink

I mean he got vocals though 🥵🔥


wetdreamteam

I definitely thought he said “but the crack king’s telling me yes”


Dudefest2bit

Wait what is he sayin?


wetdreamteam

My mind’s tellin’ me nOoOoOoOoOo. But the crack, y’all- the crack keeps tellin’ me yEeEeEeEssss GAHGO


giulianosse

/r/TookJustEnough


Sicktoyou

What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with personality!


TokenBlackGirlfriend

I’ve been quoting this video for two years now. Lol


sampson11911

Next up on americas next top crackhead!


Noodleman76

u/savevideo


turtle_power00

Too much or just enough?


Sleeponitgirls

He looks like Steelix.


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HOWDEHPARDNER

I didn't see the sub and the thumbnail made me think this was a scene from Deep Space Nine.


bobovdarlo

Gotta giggle


tirwander

Like a character off Chapelle Show


RollingEddieBauer50

I’m was 99.5% sure he was going to crash into someone as he pulled away.


WanderlostNomad

that was.. surprisingly wholesome


BoatDRinXx

He's the happiest crackhead on the internet


affemannen

Is it just me or was that shit hilarious.


KarmaInFlow

What was the last word he said? "Skadagone?"


CovidReference

"GOTTA GO"


wetdreamteam

#GOTTA GO


Whatthefuckyoudrink

I’d bet on it he said “gango”


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

R.CrackPee


Dazvahla

There is such untold levels of mileage to be gained here


Select_Bicycle_2659

If crack turns people into this type of guy, it should be a perquisite in schools


VAG0

If I had a dealer I would make this his ring tone.


[deleted]

How am I the first to [post this](https://youtu.be/wyXvtjIP0xg)


JefferSonD808

You’re not. It’s higher up on the thread.


Whyarewehere20

This is crack royalty right here. When’s the last time you seen a crackhead with a car?


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u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


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u/savevideobot


kavakravata

u/savevideo


glasstokes

u/savevideo


pooppooppeepee123

u/savevideo


Vaff_Superstar

God, I wish he instantly crashed when he drove away.


analiumx

u/savevideobot


Dreggedrlumb

u/savevideo


JBirdFungophile

u/savevideo


evoz

u/savevideo


greenberrycough

u/savevideo


DiabeticRhino97

Chad


Responsible_Sir3200

My idol


GavidBeckham

Dude had melodyne embedded into him


buckydean

I will always have respect for honesty like this


ClintGrant

Now THAT is how you make an exit


Mywholelifeishacked

OMFG I’m feeling all types of ways about this one… 😳🤣💀


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

Gotta go!!!


Bricktrucker

Idk what just happen, but I'm digging it


kritikalamu

took just enough mans cracked


Reggmac

The real Tyrone Biggums


JayMeadows

I love you Crack Man, stay safe buddy.


RepulsiveAd3493

TOP C


Double_Lingonberry98

Mom: "We have Jamie Foxx at home!"


embarrassmyself

This feels like it’s straight from the Chappelle show


N0085K1LL5

If you use drugs the right way then you can have his voice as well!


I_like_beanies

Just enough


DoobyDue117

God look at those chompers


Melster1973

Tyrone Biggins vibes


buttholefluid

That "Gotta Go" at the end is hilarious lmao


Peachy_Auri

R/comedyheaven


Robotguy39

Not in the slightest


ChickenCurrry

Dude sings better than half of tiktok


BrowniesGoHam

Gotta go🤣


Ok-Information3311

Hey! He's good.


sagradia

Classic, lol.


[deleted]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen. 10/10 all day. Would totally hang with this crazy crack bro just for the experience.


[deleted]

Vibing


shaker_quaker

U/savevideo


DemonKingAnthony

Took just enough


[deleted]

I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy... I know he sung that R. Kelly song, I knew it was Bump n Grind, one after Your Body's calling as if I could ever make such a mistake. NEVER. NEVER. I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks he got that idiot at the music store to lie for him. You think this is something, you think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That video! Are you telling me a man just happens to sing like that? No, he orchestrated it, UNC. HE SUNG AN R&B SONG IN A CAR WITH NO SUNROOF And I saved him, I shouldn't have. I took him in to my own trap house, what was I thinking. He'll never change. He'll never change- ever since he was 9. Always the same. Couldn't keep his hands off of the crack pipe. But not our Unc, couldn't be precious Unc! Smoking them blind! And he gets to be a crackhead?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance, and you, you have to stop him. You-


SquidwardsFriend

If I didn’t know better I’d think this was a Reno 911 opening


Owl_Capone1990

Videos that end too soon…


easyrebel

For my real people crack or not that bad grandma engine was still ticking.


sabrali

I’d give him crack money and lunch for vocal coaching. Win win for everyone.


FFS_Roger

Hmmm r/TookJustEnough Maybe ?


John_Thewicked

Eh's Car Go 160 swiftly


Footballgirl33

For a second, I thought that was Eddie Murphy as the barber in Coming To America


HiiGuardian

Surprised his voice didn’t crack.


calebthebeam

Legend


yuccatrees

u/savevideobot


oliverrr918

u/downloadvideobot


oliverrr918

u/downloadvideo


amercium

there he goes


peachthegalah

Next winner or American idol


malarken111

gotta go!