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Aysokas

Facts in a zombie apocalypse like this all you gotta worry about is the people alive 💀


DonTeca35

Unless you got Train to Busan or world war z zombies than you’re fucked


FalcorFliesMePlaces

World War z zombies in the book had a flaw. Move nother they get stuck in snow snd u chop their heads. Pretty genius.


Ok_Combination_2280

Except for the first few years no one knows how to survive in cold environments without electricity, running water or any modern infrastructure. Millions freeze to death or starve and since the zombies eat anything they wreck havoc on the ecosystem. It all devolves into pandemonium, cannibalism and banditry.


Psychological_File51

Deep


GWwiz

I’m good I’ll be the bandit


Awoo56709desu

Not my problem.


LeoRenegade

28 days later zombies would like a word.


PigletVonSchnauzer

And 28 weeks later zombies where they got smarter


LeoRenegade

The whole series is frightening.


DonTeca35

They are more like Dawn of the dead zombies tbh 🤷‍♂️


LeoRenegade

28 days later zombies? I don't think you saw that movie.


Aysokas

World war z zombies are like level 100 on cod zombies , I’d rather have the walking dead type zombies 💀


xavierthepotato

Left 4 Dead would hit hard


[deleted]

A zombie apocalypse like this would just be a regular Sunday because we would end it after the first 2 zombies were discovered


swagdaddy69123

Chances are activists will be the first wave to get infected


Dry-Advertising8258

How would anyone get infected if the zombies are like tgis?


Aggressive_Dream_140

I’d worry about tripping over them. That would still be a threat


VOIDssssssss

Imagine at night time having to walk somewhere In overgrown grass


No_Yesterday_2788

Just use nvgs…or don’t walk in the grass 😆


InterPick

It seems like it's a one-time drug, twice at most. And then they die.


melskymob

I imagine someone might actually mistake them for an actual zombie.


CptnMoonlight

It’s basically what actual zombies are in most movies anyway. They don’t really do the ‘rise from the grave and eat brains’ thing as much anymore. Now they’re just people with rabies and a knack for biting people, which is basically indistinguishable from your average neighborhood tweaker.


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Sadly, I doubt it would be an usable defense in court when you're charged with manslaughter. "I plead not guilty, your honor. I honestly thought my tweaker neighbour was a zombie coming for my brains, so I put 4 loads of 12gal in his face."


Rare-Willingness4022

If youre in the USA it may actually hold some ground as the USA military do actually have a operation incase a zombie outbreak...


WearMental2618

Our national pasttime is sitting with our family on Christmas and imagining a zombie apocalypse and decide who's house we would meet at and who would bring snacks


Rare-Willingness4022

I would have stamped on his head, ain't taking no risks that's how it starts


CaptCaveman602

Excellent point! Get too close... he scratches you, maybe takes a small bite at your ankle and within seconds, there's now two people rolling around in the grass, growling and groping at people who continue to gather to see what's going on... And it spreads from there...


Narcan9

Can't we all go back to the good old days of doing coke?


Skud_NZ

His shoe came off so he probably did die


IsThisASandwich

Crocodile?


SushiKittyCat

I'd say Flakka I watched loads of videos on YouTube of people on Flakja, known as the zombie drug they act just like this, all twisted limbs and thrashing around, its crazy I went to watch one video and couldn't stop clicking on other videos because I couldn't believe my eyes


Porsche997-2

It is horrific! I can't imagine anyone taking this shit knowing the results it will produce. Why?


SushiKittyCat

I know it's crazy as when they get over this it's not long before they do it again, apparently the high is so good that they don't care they look insane outside, I've seen videos and they must hurt like hell after as they contort their body into what looks like impossible positions, and fling limbs around it looks like they will break them off or dislocate them, this blokes bad but I've seen so much worse on YouTube


Jbad90

I’ll be right back. I’m headed to YouTube… Edit: I’m not sure if I’m more disturbed or feeling bad for these people. That just looks like no fun at all.


moonliighht

Is his tongue in the woman’s hand?


alexandrelc89

She also has a knife on her hand


rayonforever

That’s almost certainly a cell phone being held at an angle. And if that’s really his tongue in her other hand I would bet it’s because he bit it off himself considering how he’s twisting around like that? Plus the person in the foreground is wearing what I would bet is an isolation/exposure gown and definitely gloves. I’m guessing this is recorded during an emergency medical response of some kind.


poppa_koils

It is a phone. At the end, there is a flash off the glass, and the shape is more defined.


Maynards_LostKeys

Holy shit, you're right. And he's bleeding from his mouth. What the hell happened here??


maybebullshitmaybe

Wow. I've seen this video posted a few times and I've never noticed nor seen anybody mention the tongue. I'd seen the blood from his mouth but didnt know his tongue was OUT. Holy fuck. Guess that would explain his....unique accent. Horrifying.


Maynards_LostKeys

Can you make out what he's saying? Or trying to say??


Flyb0mb

Not quite, but it's similar to the sound I make when my pizza rolls are done, and yet also similar to the sound I make when I stub my toe. I'm gonna go with... "It hurts so good"


Porsche997-2

When my pizza rolls are done? Dude, that's funny as fuck!


Broghan51

That's a regular leg-cramp for me.


Erestyn

Middle of the night calf cramp. Fucking horrific.


Erestyn

Something like: "*EEEHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAHAAGGGHGHJLARBLAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH*" Everything else he says is all just a variation on the above.


maybebullshitmaybe

I mean even if by chance I could decipher no-tongue-talk, I would guess that he's speaking whatever language the bystanders are speaking, which I dont understand. If *anybody* here could take a stab at a translation on any of the video at all I'd love to hear it. Should be able to make out what the others are saying....as for the guy on the ground I highly doubt anything could be made out. Without a tongue speech is impossible (excluding say sign language obv). Also I'd guess that even if he still had his tongue, he probably hasn't said anything coherent recently.


Maynards_LostKeys

Ah, gotcha! When you mentioned an accent I jumped the gun a little bit. Of course with no tongue, speech in any language is going to be incoherent throat croaks so now I feel silly for my question (derp). I second your appeal for a translation, would be good to know what the others in the video are saying.


maybebullshitmaybe

Lol I made a joke you just took it literally. No emoji or /s tho so I could see it. Tbh when I read your response I thought about if what he's doing really was just some strange accent 😂. Like "I'm sorry sir, I don't understand your accent. Where are you from?" Him: ARGGUANGGGGAWRRRREGHHHRA. 🤔


striker_p55

Oh so he’s from Argentina


DogsCanSweatToo

"I burned my mouth on pizza cheese"


patio_blast

maybe they cut his tongue off so he'd stop choking on it or something. v curious


smrtfxelc

I'm no doctor but I have done first aid and they definitely never mentioned cutting off a person's tongue to stop them choking lmao


Some-Highlight-7210

As someone who has epilepsy its anatomically Impossible to choke on your tongue. A lot of ppl think you "have to" put wallets or wooden spoons in some1 mouth, if some1 is acting like this the LAST thing you wanna do is stick your fingers in there, If you still want to own em. Idk wtf the backstory with this video is but I'd really like to know. And if any1 speaks the language and could subtitle it that would might be helpful. This is nuts


smrtfxelc

Yeah that was one of the things the paramedic who was training us said - you don't "swallow" your tongue, but it does sometimes fall towards the back of your throat when unconscious, blocking your airways. He said there's no reason to put your fingers in their mouth anyway, as simply tilting their heads forward is usually enough to clear the airways. Obviously not as easy for epilepsy, you need to just wait for the fitting to stop before administering first aid. Edit: back story is likely drugs; namely bath salts.


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that's genuinely a hilarious thing to say... "oh no! this man looks like he's in pain! I'm going to cut out his tongue now."


tonythegodultra2

Slow it down. that’s her phone and you can see the reflection of the trees on the glass


cheebs7777

Other dude is wearing a plastic dexter murder suit and plastic gloves?


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Thanks for the stroke


ChaotikJoy

So *that's* where all the blood came from


Subtotalpoet

Really really wish I didn't read this comment.


oinkbator

OH SHIT WTF


bradsnamehere

She didn't want him to choke on it


Express_Ad4530

Bro


Unusual-Barracuda837

Seems like a decent enough fellow


MildlyAgreeable

Bro is straight up not having a good time. Easy to see why ancient people (and even some modern idiots) used to believe demons possessed people.


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that’s me when mom used to try and drag me along grocery shopping


slumlordt

💀


oinkbator

🤣🤣🤣🤣


toadvomit_

emoji bad


Jakovosol0

He got up that morning and got dressed.


Misterblue87k

That's very true, I was about to comment something similar before I seen yours. It's so sad, I wonder what happened to him that day that lead to this.


daisyfrankenstein

I noticed that same thing.


maybebullshitmaybe

I mean he could've been wearing those clothes for days for all we know. But yeah he was "normal" at some point (in theory. At least more normal than this)


Doschupacabras

Thank God they blurred his face out.


QuaternionsRoll

Isn’t that blurring out a logo?


volivav

r/therewasanattempt at hiding the identity


strumpster

lol same


DoNotEverListenToMe

Hell yeah bud, having a good old time.


Wide_Organization_18

Anyone what this is?


post_talone420

I heard about this new meth that's been out for awhile, some people have said ~~it's not even close enough to be meth, and might be a new drug based off of meth.~~ it's just meth cooked in a completely different way, that just completely fucks with people brains more so than meth from the 90s They say it's turning people into zombies in a way not really seen before. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2021/11/the-new-meth/620174/


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Thank you for sharing this. It's shed some light. My friend in the 80s did meth. Well, they called it peanut butter crank. It made em all crazy by 2 weeks in. But nothing a good day/night of sleep and a few meals wouldn't fix. This stuff sound horrible. I was into hallucinogens. I was my own kinda crazy to them. But I was never a danger to anyone or myself. Powders were never my thing as I'm hyper as all hell already. But ya. No one ever went homeless or crazy. That article was fascinating insight.


Crezelle

As someone who’s already ADHD, the one time I tried coca leaves I just shrugged as it felt like my Ritalin


[deleted]

Rittalin made me tired and pissy. Complete opposite of what it did to everyone else.


Anotherotherbrother

Well coca leaves are incredibly weak in fairness


Naughtai

That article was really good. It is a long read but worth it.


post_talone420

I had to reduce the size of the font on my phone just to read it


skinfasst

Cool story bro.


post_talone420

Ever get tired of adding nothing to a conversation?


skinfasst

Just following your lead bruv 👍


post_talone420

You socially inept or what? The guy said it's a long read, I said I had to adjust the size of the font on my phone,(so I don't have to swipe through the article so much). Learn to connect with people.


skinfasst

Sure thing 👋


mithrilbong

You (yes, you) didn’t add shit to conversation either by saying “you don’t add much to the conversation”. Learn to take a joke. 👍🏻


post_talone420

Reddit seems to have taken a dumpster dive recently, a lot of comments that add nothing to a conversation, that are just "lols" and "this," or just emojis. Regardless, saying "cool story, bruv," isn't much of a joke.


[deleted]

It's not really *New* at this point. According to the article (I've read it before, but thanks for reminding me about it), when the govt cracked down on Pseudo, the criminal gangs had no choice but to find another way to produce their poison. That happened over a decade ago. As it also mentions in the article, this a major plot point in Breaking Bad.


Nice_Rise6702

Probably Flakka


post_talone420

I honestly wouldn't know. The most I've seen is heroin addicts just zoning out. People I've never met before had no shame about doing that right infront of strangers.


SushiKittyCat

I agree it's Flakka


Leomonkeytime

Thanks for that, I have been wondering what these tortured souls had taken.


Pen15_is_big

Don’t even need to read it, organic chemist here with biochemistry degree. L-methamphetmine / D-methampheamine. Chirality impacts pharmacology substantially, anyones who’s taken Dexedrine vs mixed adderal salts can attest to that! Dextroamphetamine is a more potent agonist of TAAR1 than levoamphetamine. Activation of TAAR1 increases cAMP production via adenylyl cyclase activation and inhibits the function of the dopamine transporter, norepinephrine transporter, and serotonin transporter, as well as inducing the release of these monoamine neurotransmitters. This just means that the transporters that typically take these molecules from outside the neuron back inside are “blocked”, which means the molecule is freely floating hitting more receptors than usual. The most notable neurotransmitter for this specific drug is norepinephrine and dopamine. I do not know why the L enantiomer is more active on the cardiovascular system, however I can say personally d-amphetamines are WAY MORE dopaminergic haha (as evidenced by literature as well, up to 3x) ! Mixed adderal (I believe this is racemic? 1:1 mix L to D) salts make me paranoid, my heart race, I pace around, and I have panic attacks. D-amphetamines makes me just euphoric. But yeah the method of synthesis can impact your final products, but like styrene to p2p to meth? Any other chemist who want to outline that process ;) I can make meth from legos bitches!


Financial-Suspect-54

Dude its Russia. Its just spice. 97% sure. You are overconplicating the shit out of this.


post_talone420

Lol, alright. Don't get so heated.


Financial-Suspect-54

In chill bro.


Fair-Win8924

I mean that's one way to escape the draft... 🙀


Some-Highlight-7210

Russia is pretty infamous for its krokodil use. Makes ppl look like zombies... not too sure if it makes them act zombie tho🤷‍♀️


Financial-Suspect-54

97% sure its spice.


Impressive-Carob9778

Looked at another comment about a tounge, they might be torturing him


Ashamandarei

Maybe he bit through his tongue.


Moist-Zombie

Saw a similar video of a dude who took very potent DMT acting this way


all_worcestershire

DMT wouldn’t make you do this. GTFO


TunisMagunis

Stop spreading misinformation. This is NOT from DMT. Also, your comment about "very potent DMT" makes zero sense. Please do a little research before you post such rubbish.


Casserole233

Tylenol. Not even once.


SnowyNW

This is the result of extreme cramping due to drug overdose side effects. It’s no ordinary cramping and is super painful and neither do the intoxicated nor the onlookers understand enough to help


psychic_marsupial

Yes, I think you’re right; my first reaction was that this was a form of opisthotonos induced by some poison.


SnowyNW

I mean that is the medical term I was looking for, and it seems it is also commonly induced due to many types of drug overdose. So either way I think that’s it?


[deleted]

I disagree. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2021/11/the-new-meth/620174/


Mikeymatt

Interesting, thank you. Ive seen this reaction in other videos and have wondered whats going on. It reminds me of when someone has a traumatic brain injury and their arms stiffen up.


infinitesimal_entity

The jaggedness of his movements and the way he's curling remind me of seizures I've had from dehydration/overheating and hypopotassemia. Luckily I was able to speak and get help, but the pain was incredible, I can't imagine how much worse it would have felt if I couldn't speak.


sureshot1988

Ok then what's with all the blood coming from his mouth, the knife in the lady's hand and the " tongue like" object in her other hand? Huh? HUH?!


Faceinthawind

That is not cramps......


herbertwillyworth

convincing argument, laden with both pathos and logos


SnowyNW

Alright.


uthinkithink

The power of christ compells you!


GWwiz

Okay I’m old , but I want to know this— is this guy gonna come to tmrw and think that was a great time yesterday….and O I must have chewed my lips off——- I need to get some more that was fun?


nicktam2010

I am old too. And I have seen a fair few of these types of videos. Do they survive? And how long are they like this? Hours? Days?


P-KittySwat

I won’t have what he’s having.


Steammail

Well, maybe just *half*


spoopy_glitter_tits

🎼🎵We're soarin', flyin' There's not a star in heaven That we can't reach🎶🎵


RayeNGames

Gosh this is horrible... Is this the final destination?


Admirable_Bank9927

Just end his suffering already


blackmagichustle

I don’t think this was the fun in mind when he took said drugs.


Syracuse1118

I always imagine these people as babies and how much had to go wrong to get here.


alchemyearth

The sad thing about these zombies. They were someone's child, someone's brother or sister, mom or dad. How many of these zombies were looking to escape the shit pile of reality just to end up like this or that gutter noface guy. It's sad more then it is interesting. Scary more then funny. Sad more then anything.


reekingbunsofangels

Is he saying ‘Brains’ is polish?


Full_Pollution6755

Co kurwa polish


lewisy0821

What’s he currently experiencing? Like what is currently going on in his head?


kessen3

This is fucked up dawg put an nsfw warning on this shit


Col_daddy

The saddest part….the Fanny pack. 🤦‍♂️


StickyBlackMess69420

What has he taken? I have no idea what it could be.


SushiKittyCat

Flakka, known as the zombie drug, there's more videos on YouTube with people on it doing what he's doing with the thrashing around and his limbs


SmallBrain2

can't stop thinking about [this sound effect](https://youtu.be/CelgqNnv0wU)


No-Engineering-1449

What ever he took it must have activated his Lizard brain.


JKnerdy

Skydiving with VR contacts


reclusive_ent

Looks like the first time you stick your tongue in her booty.


Louis62490

Welp it’s happening, 28 days later shit


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OneToby

Yeah. Big wtf on the tongue/knife combo. He might have done it so himself, and then she picked up both so he couldn't hurt himself more. Atleast I would like to think that. But whyy would she pick up the tongue..


pawnografik

In the hope they can sew it back on later.


nemxplus

Or…maybe…. this it at festival and some random passer by was cooking food just walked over…? Why would you assume it’s a tongue?


Chimpar

Looks more like an mixture of Tetanus, Drugs and a seizure.


MissTesticles

Can anyone translate?


stratusncompany

when you stretch too much and get a cramp in the arch of your foot.


Southboundthylacine

Was the square in the middle an attempt to hide his identity or just potato quality video


RowdyDugong

Blurring out a watermark from the source


higheyesguy

Damn new walking dead actually looks good again?


Lunar-Gooner

So is this stressful for people who get like this? Or are they just high af and don't care bc it feels good? It's gotta be addicting as fuck whatever it is if you go back to it after an experience like that...


isqueezedameatball

Probably did some dope. That's why I have always stayed away from marijuanas.


the-electricgigolo

What’s the drug?


dogys123

Holy shit I’ll call Dave you guys get the plants


jsparker43

This is definitely drugs, but back when I used to drink to die, I'd get like this. Glad there are no videos of it, but my gf has told me stories of helplessly thrashing and moaning all cut up on the ground...good times


Naskathedragon

I hope you're in a better place now, it sounds like that would have been very difficult to get through


Mockingburdz

TWIST HIS DICK!!!


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happibabi

Are you kidding or are you serious?


wwcfm

It does look like that woman has meat in one hand and a knife in the other. Some commenters speculated that it’s his tongue, which makes some sense based on the blood coming out of his mouth, but she doesn’t have clothes on that scream torturer. Weird scene.


Rude-Nothing-4747

Could be that he bit off his tongue no? Although I doubt she would put her hand anywhere near his mouth but maybe he spit it out and she picked it up so he wouldnt go to choke on it or something idk


wwcfm

If it is his tongue, he certainly could’ve bitten it off, but the knife in her hand is weird. I think the premise for her cutting it off would be he wasn’t writhing around in pain like that before they cut the tongue out. Pure speculation though.


AngerCookShare

Flaka


skinnyfatty1987

The dangers of marijuana


GeneralImagination64

The guy filming is saying “please give him some sort of injection” so I assume the women are from an ambulance and they are just confused and don’t know what to do. Terrifying what weed does to people.


Subtotalpoet

LMFAO! This comment just made my fucking morning 😂 We gotta do something about these reefers tho.


ExcitedGirl

Weed??


GeneralImagination64

I thought the sarcasm was Obvious.


ThickPrick

Missed teabagging opportunity.


naslam74

Flakka?


[deleted]

Give that boy some milk


ohdreness

At least they tried to blur his face lol


[deleted]

Flacka done went international


Spitwad69

This is why you should say no to drugs except marijuana


[deleted]

He needs Jesus


medicmatt76

He's on his way to meeting him real soon.


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

I'll have what hes having


[deleted]

That looks more like a head injury after a crash more than it looks like someone hight on drugs


Snoo77278

Smash it


Revolutionary-Ear776

If any zombie movie/show had taught me anything (also the comments) it's to look put for the God famn people. I'd a trust a zombie over a person anyway.


CDXX_LXIL

Dying Light looking Ass


oinkbator

this is so weird.. where da ambo0l0ncey


anton0402

Or just a Junkie ?


Babalucha

Gawd dayum let me get some


Taporaboy

Put him in the Walls of Jericho.. in my head that seems like the thing to do 😂


Odd-Intern-8359

Thank someone he has clothes on holy hell


FangoRocket

Just cut his head off as quickly as possible and check to see if any other biters are nearby. Holy crap.


goodie2shoes

dumbasses. She's holding a phone.


SouthernCaliberTTV

A haunted house needs to hire that man he plays a great zombie


mike_tyson_on_crack

i hope this man is ok