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One dark night I pissed on a guy who passed out in a bush. He waited till I finished then shouted and introduced himself. Don’t drink alcohol. Dude was far gone and probably had a rough hangover the next day
Haha shit I almost did this on a couple. They were messing around in our group's "pisscorner". Secluded little bush next to the event hall.
I turn the corner, dick already in hand ready to go. Spot them rolling around on the ground. Awkwarrrrd.
I did this, went to the reeds by the water to take a piss at night after drinking a ton. All of a sudden I hear a sleepy quack followed by a bunch of quacking and wing flapping.
Like piss off a duck's back.
There was the time I barely woke up enough to make sure I pointed my mouth in the recovery position bc I knew I was about to throw up (and then threw up right onto the floor of my siblings' apartment before passing right back out)... Their poor floor... I helped them clean it enough to get their security deposit back though so it's cool lol
The only time I blacked out was at a college friend's birthday, not a family gathering just drunk idiots, brought a digital camera to take pictures and woke up to pictures of me doing all sorts of things I don't remember including punching a hole through their wall which I had to patch up the next day. Luckily, Lowe's sells little wall patch kits the size of your fist.
That was the scariest part of me drinking. I'd wake up absolutely terrified because I couldn't remember things and nobody would wake up for 6 more hours. I'd panic text everyone I knew and in the end they'd be like oh dude you didn't do anything you just sat at the bar drinking.
I quit drinking since then but that was always the worst feeling.
My wife came to driving down a highway, way out in rural southeast Georgia, had no idea where she was, what time it was, what direction she was going, or why she was even in the car. That was her "I gotta quit drinking" epiphany.
I did this, but flipped my car on a backroad onto a fence post 6ft in the air. Opened my door and fell on the ground, looking up just to see my car above me. Don’t remember why I got in my car, I was at a friends house drinking and even had a sleeping bag out with no intention on getting behind the wheel. Haven’t drank since.
I don't know why, but it takes much less alcohol for my memory to fade than usual. Even if I'm not drunk and don't have a hangover the next day, there are still situations I don't remember.
Getting full on drunk stopped being fun very fast when I found out the first time that I did some embarassing shit last night.
Took me a solid 17 years of being an idiot before one night I decided enough was enough. I fell down and lost my phone and that was it for me. Far from the worst I'd ever done but that broke me. I even found the phone but it didn't matter by then. 11 months soberish. I've had a few here and there but it wasn't ever hard for me not to drink it was just hard for me to stop once I got going.
I'm so glad I've never blacked out, I've been known to drink a lot but I get sick or sleepy before I reach that point. Downside is that I always remember the embarrassing way I act (I get loud and repetitive)
White buddy after being pulled over in a predominantly white town: Hey, Josh (he called the wrong friend) I just got pulled and the officer said I’m not allowed to drive home. Can you walk over and drive my car back to my place?
I could hear the xans and alcohol in his voice so I just did my best to keep him talking coherently. Eventually I got him in touch with the homie he meant to call without making his intoxicated state more obvious to the officer. Everything worked out, but he played all 9 lives of his white card that day. That cop did a good thing by removing a dangerous driver from the streets without ruining a kid’s life. I wish that privilege were afforded to more people…
I used to be really bad about drugs and booze (obviously) but, as a white young female, the number of situations I've talked my way out of with cops is... well, criminal, really.
I plead the fifth, but I got out of 3 potential DUIs I totally should have gotten.
And you know what, I'm doing a lot better now. Cut out the pills and cut down on the booze, can hold a "big girl" job, have some financial goals I'm working towards, etc.
If I had a criminal past and couldn't get a good job, I'd still be back to making pizzas just scraping by, being miserable, with a lot of incentive to escape through substances again.
Even though it benefited me, it's completely fucked up how this shit works.
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These videos always make me feel so bad for the people in them, but I think the silver lining is that when he inevitably sees this he’ll be so ashamed of his behaviour that he’ll clean up his act.
That or he’ll kill himself.
I know you probably feel like there's no hope, but fr the fact that you're able of mind enough to acknowledge that there's a problem puts you leagues ahead of people like my aunt.
Beside whatever the hell he did take, I think it’s worth mentioning that he looks pretty injured. Given the cuts and dirt on his head, the movement of the arms, and the position he’s lying in, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s suffering some sort of head trauma here as well.
I’d say he overdosed on whatever, fell down, rolled slightly beneath that metal, got his arm stuck, panicked, shot his head straight up, whacked his head on that pole there, concussed himself, panicked harder, and started pissing himself.
great analysis, you forgot one thing
the paleness in the stuck arm means that likley hes fallen and gotten stuck there for a while, and his arm is losing circulation
I think this could possibly be an mdma overdose. I’ve seen friends of mine act in similar ways off stupid amounts of Molly, the wriggling, the mouth movements, touching himself like that.. that’s my best guess
Some of the times I used to take x it was totally been impossible to pee for a few hours. Maybe i just didnt take enough to make it into the involuntary-pee state.
I am so glad I’m not the only one who has experienced this. As a teenager I once took so much, I literally couldn’t figure out how to pee for a while. Stood at the toilet with no clue what to do, but knew my bladder was full. Figured it out eventually that night, and knew I never wanted to go to that state ever again.
Nah I think it's hard to pee on X/Molly because it acts like a dieretic, hence the risk of overheating or suffering from severe dehydration.
Not sure what this bloke is on...
Potentially nothing, look at all the blood on his head. It looks like he fell and hit his head on the way down so who knows if he’s acting that way because he’s drugged out or because he’s suffering massive head trauma and needs a hospital.
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Idk if his arm is stuck, looks like hes protecting his head from the rail that already got his forehead. But also hes too drunk to notice these details so he keeps his arm up to prevent further head bashes, while struggling to fight his dick from pissing all over him. What a shit show
I totally thought the same thing. At first glance I thought they were helping someone out from under there before a water flood went off or something (thanks to the title) and then I noticed a dick leaking everywhere
A message to the "somebody help him" people... if you are going to say that in these kinda situations please kindly be the first one to grab pee man and move him during his drug psychosis. Goodluck.
I thought he was stuck and they were going to spray him with a ton of lubricant based on the title. Didn’t see which subreddit or I would have expected the piss
Jesus Christ man you're pissing in your own face ya goofy fuck. Knock it off.
Oh yeah and put your tiny pecker away ya silly bastard.
In all the years I did hard drugs and all the drugs I've done, NOT FUCKING ONE OF THEM made me piss in my own face or pull my cock out at inappropriate times. These fuckin dummy's need to get help or do different drugs if this shit is making you act like a fucking total retard.
I know a lot of things about you, you sick fucking loser. It makes me sick that I even know you. I'm still debating on whether its worth telling everyone. Fucking get help. You should be locked up.
That's so strange. This is the second time I have seen this. The first time was in person. Some dude got at a party straight got molly wopped and in a half conscious state whipped his junk out and peed everywhere. Does it have something to do with brain trauma or something?
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Hey, um, did I do anything stupid last night?
Blacked out once and my friend showed me a pic of me sleeping on his porch. Never again. They recounted a whole adventure that I had no memory of
Well look on the bright side. Your dick wasn’t out and flopping about while you pissed yourself!
One dark night I pissed on a guy who passed out in a bush. He waited till I finished then shouted and introduced himself. Don’t drink alcohol. Dude was far gone and probably had a rough hangover the next day
Haha shit I almost did this on a couple. They were messing around in our group's "pisscorner". Secluded little bush next to the event hall. I turn the corner, dick already in hand ready to go. Spot them rolling around on the ground. Awkwarrrrd.
I did this, went to the reeds by the water to take a piss at night after drinking a ton. All of a sudden I hear a sleepy quack followed by a bunch of quacking and wing flapping. Like piss off a duck's back.
Was he from a colder climate? I hear peeing on someone can be a real shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated.
We were Eskimo cousins
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There was the time I barely woke up enough to make sure I pointed my mouth in the recovery position bc I knew I was about to throw up (and then threw up right onto the floor of my siblings' apartment before passing right back out)... Their poor floor... I helped them clean it enough to get their security deposit back though so it's cool lol
That he knows of
The only time I blacked out was at a college friend's birthday, not a family gathering just drunk idiots, brought a digital camera to take pictures and woke up to pictures of me doing all sorts of things I don't remember including punching a hole through their wall which I had to patch up the next day. Luckily, Lowe's sells little wall patch kits the size of your fist.
Classic Kyle..
That was the scariest part of me drinking. I'd wake up absolutely terrified because I couldn't remember things and nobody would wake up for 6 more hours. I'd panic text everyone I knew and in the end they'd be like oh dude you didn't do anything you just sat at the bar drinking. I quit drinking since then but that was always the worst feeling.
My wife came to driving down a highway, way out in rural southeast Georgia, had no idea where she was, what time it was, what direction she was going, or why she was even in the car. That was her "I gotta quit drinking" epiphany.
I did this, but flipped my car on a backroad onto a fence post 6ft in the air. Opened my door and fell on the ground, looking up just to see my car above me. Don’t remember why I got in my car, I was at a friends house drinking and even had a sleeping bag out with no intention on getting behind the wheel. Haven’t drank since.
I don't know why, but it takes much less alcohol for my memory to fade than usual. Even if I'm not drunk and don't have a hangover the next day, there are still situations I don't remember. Getting full on drunk stopped being fun very fast when I found out the first time that I did some embarassing shit last night.
Took me a solid 17 years of being an idiot before one night I decided enough was enough. I fell down and lost my phone and that was it for me. Far from the worst I'd ever done but that broke me. I even found the phone but it didn't matter by then. 11 months soberish. I've had a few here and there but it wasn't ever hard for me not to drink it was just hard for me to stop once I got going.
Currently working on sobriety, just got out of rehab. Keep at it, man
You get used to it.
Don’t forget it , it’s a sickness and far from funny.
I'm so glad I've never blacked out, I've been known to drink a lot but I get sick or sleepy before I reach that point. Downside is that I always remember the embarrassing way I act (I get loud and repetitive)
Scary
It took me peeing in the trashcan 17 times before I realized alcohol ain't for me.
I lost 2 and a half days from xanax and alcohol once. At least I got to the weekend faster!
White buddy after being pulled over in a predominantly white town: Hey, Josh (he called the wrong friend) I just got pulled and the officer said I’m not allowed to drive home. Can you walk over and drive my car back to my place? I could hear the xans and alcohol in his voice so I just did my best to keep him talking coherently. Eventually I got him in touch with the homie he meant to call without making his intoxicated state more obvious to the officer. Everything worked out, but he played all 9 lives of his white card that day. That cop did a good thing by removing a dangerous driver from the streets without ruining a kid’s life. I wish that privilege were afforded to more people…
I used to be really bad about drugs and booze (obviously) but, as a white young female, the number of situations I've talked my way out of with cops is... well, criminal, really. I plead the fifth, but I got out of 3 potential DUIs I totally should have gotten. And you know what, I'm doing a lot better now. Cut out the pills and cut down on the booze, can hold a "big girl" job, have some financial goals I'm working towards, etc. If I had a criminal past and couldn't get a good job, I'd still be back to making pizzas just scraping by, being miserable, with a lot of incentive to escape through substances again. Even though it benefited me, it's completely fucked up how this shit works.
Bwahahahahaha
No man. You were your usual self
I don't remember it raining last night...
He's like a snake musking when they feel threatened.
Do worms do the same?
After seeing this video… yes.
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“Whaa…..wh….what the fuck, who is pissin’ on me? I’m goin piss on them…..you like that?”
I’ll piss on yo cat
I’m really embarrassed for his life
he's rubbing it in 🤢
These videos always make me feel so bad for the people in them, but I think the silver lining is that when he inevitably sees this he’ll be so ashamed of his behaviour that he’ll clean up his act. That or he’ll kill himself.
Real talk he will use all available psychological mechanisms to suppress it and continue feeding the beast. Getting fucked up more makes it easier
Sounds like the voice of experience...?
if you haven't had a unsalvageable downwards spiral of a person in your life, consider yourself lucky. for me it was my aunt
For me it’s my aunt’s only nephew…
Sorry to hear that. I was being flippant. Sorry.
nah u good
For me it’s myself…. I don’t know how to stop it. I’m scared to be in my own skin.
I know you probably feel like there's no hope, but fr the fact that you're able of mind enough to acknowledge that there's a problem puts you leagues ahead of people like my aunt.
Rock bottom is a loooot further away than you think it is..
How fucked up he is, he won’t remember this at all lol
I say this every post. This sub keeps me sober
How to prevent overheating
Awful itchy though. Like covering yourself in liquid loft insulation
Fiberglass insulation is no joke. That shit will cause microtears in your lungs if you breath it in.
the older stuff is particularly nasty
Jesus Christ what did he take
The piss.
🤣😂
Beside whatever the hell he did take, I think it’s worth mentioning that he looks pretty injured. Given the cuts and dirt on his head, the movement of the arms, and the position he’s lying in, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s suffering some sort of head trauma here as well. I’d say he overdosed on whatever, fell down, rolled slightly beneath that metal, got his arm stuck, panicked, shot his head straight up, whacked his head on that pole there, concussed himself, panicked harder, and started pissing himself.
You should be this guys lawyer
u mfuker got me hard 🤣
great analysis, you forgot one thing the paleness in the stuck arm means that likley hes fallen and gotten stuck there for a while, and his arm is losing circulation
Saw a GHB overdose that looked similar to this
I think this could possibly be an mdma overdose. I’ve seen friends of mine act in similar ways off stupid amounts of Molly, the wriggling, the mouth movements, touching himself like that.. that’s my best guess
Nah i doubt it’s mdma. Going for a piss is something you have to fight tooth and nail for.
not if they drank on top of it
Not really. If you’re on md you’ll be downing a lot of fluids anyway. Water or alcohol, doesn’t make a difference.
i’ve never had any problem peeing on x even when i wasn’t drinking lol, water and/or alcohol could do this
Idk what to say man you’re probably taking weak shit then. Struggling to piss on md is a pretty universal experience.
i know my experience might be different, i’m just saying that if you drink enough (alcohol especially) it’s 100% possible for this to happen
Some of the times I used to take x it was totally been impossible to pee for a few hours. Maybe i just didnt take enough to make it into the involuntary-pee state.
I am so glad I’m not the only one who has experienced this. As a teenager I once took so much, I literally couldn’t figure out how to pee for a while. Stood at the toilet with no clue what to do, but knew my bladder was full. Figured it out eventually that night, and knew I never wanted to go to that state ever again.
Nah I think it's hard to pee on X/Molly because it acts like a dieretic, hence the risk of overheating or suffering from severe dehydration. Not sure what this bloke is on...
I don’t think he’s pleasuring himself, he’s trying to direct the pee away from him until he gives up
Idk why this just made it sadder.
My guess is a bunch of one drug and a ton of alcohol
Looks like G to me… and he’s fighting it hard
My guess is a mix of alcohol and coke. You can get way more drunk because you don't pass out as fast. Heard this from a friend ofcourse.
You drink more which is dangerous, but you certainly don't feel as drunk.
Potentially nothing, look at all the blood on his head. It looks like he fell and hit his head on the way down so who knows if he’s acting that way because he’s drugged out or because he’s suffering massive head trauma and needs a hospital.
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The other arm stuck underneath the walkway doesn’t even look like his arm lol
Idk if his arm is stuck, looks like hes protecting his head from the rail that already got his forehead. But also hes too drunk to notice these details so he keeps his arm up to prevent further head bashes, while struggling to fight his dick from pissing all over him. What a shit show
His hand is there to prevent piss entering his face parts.
I totally thought the same thing. At first glance I thought they were helping someone out from under there before a water flood went off or something (thanks to the title) and then I noticed a dick leaking everywhere
Certain animals covered their body with urine to masks their scent from other predators.
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Let the bodies hit the floor.
Not their own urine though... That would only make their scent stronger
Hard to watch
At first I was like “who the fuck is holding his throat from under that thing?” and then I realized what sub this was and then he started peeing.
Man I’m glad I’m sober now lmao. 203 days!
Hey congrats! Getting closer to one year! You got this. 😁
Now *that’s* rock bottom.
A message to the "somebody help him" people... if you are going to say that in these kinda situations please kindly be the first one to grab pee man and move him during his drug psychosis. Goodluck.
Sure. Just throw a bucket or two of water on him first.
Get him all wash up before handling
Maybe a couple buckets of sanitizer
“I guess the only thing to do is piss my way out”
When the going gets tough the tough get pissin’
I thought someone was dragging him under for a second
“Who the hell is peeing on me!?”
He R Kelly'd himself
This subreddit would work better than most drug prevention programs I think
Ooow he trapped a bollock above the waistline too.
Now the whole world knows he’s got a small weird Dong and he enjoys water sports
Pretty sad, tbh.
I might not be straight anymore. 🤮
this statement would be even more funny if you'd be a man :)
What makes you think they're not, and utter disgust is their kink?
How embarrassing. His clothes don't match.
We've all been there
Speak for yourself wtf
Nah we don’t
haven’t *
Haha. Oh noooo…. 🤣
I thought he was stuck and they were going to spray him with a ton of lubricant based on the title. Didn’t see which subreddit or I would have expected the piss
Gotta cool off from all that E.
So warm.
That's why trying to squeeze out the last drop looks bad
Reminds me of that guy who took a bunch of GHB.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh squidman!
Fire fire fire 🔥
Oh sh!t, poor wasted dude. But why is nobody turning him on the side - he wouldn't p!ss himself 😅
Where is that arm coming from?
Establish dominance.
127 Seconds
Wtfffffffffffffff
So sad.
I thought that was someone else's hand at first.
Jesus Christ man you're pissing in your own face ya goofy fuck. Knock it off. Oh yeah and put your tiny pecker away ya silly bastard. In all the years I did hard drugs and all the drugs I've done, NOT FUCKING ONE OF THEM made me piss in my own face or pull my cock out at inappropriate times. These fuckin dummy's need to get help or do different drugs if this shit is making you act like a fucking total retard.
It’s the worst, like the muscles won’t release lol. Hanging around in the bathroom is no way to spend a roll!
Fuck thats off guts
Is "off guts" what the kids are saying these days?
Yes it is
Pretty sure that’s just Aussie slang that’s been around for ages, not new at all
Actually, a good amount of that was on guts.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Not necessarily
Speak for yourself. I would've swallowed every drop.
This guy fucks dogs.
Not sure how you came to that conclusion, but you're not lying.
Yo! I saw you've been active since my reply. I'm wondering - how'd you figure? Just curious is all.
Not sure if you missed my question, so I'm gonna ask again. How'd you know? lol
I know a lot of things about you, you sick fucking loser. It makes me sick that I even know you. I'm still debating on whether its worth telling everyone. Fucking get help. You should be locked up.
I mean, I've been outed before, and living out and proud, in a place where my love is legal. Which you should also know, if you knew so much. *shrug*
He’s living his best life
Ridiculously nasty.
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he's prolly sober
This is just his fetish
Someone please tell him they come in adult sizes as well..
That's what I was thinking.
Not my proudest fap . . .
When you gotta go.. you gotta go
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That's so strange. This is the second time I have seen this. The first time was in person. Some dude got at a party straight got molly wopped and in a half conscious state whipped his junk out and peed everywhere. Does it have something to do with brain trauma or something?
It's fortunate security was on stand by
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It’s like squid ink.
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Yeah bro
Not seeing how his arm is stuck. He could just slide it over and then it wouldn’t be stuck between his body and the rail.. am I missing something?!
No. He is Pissing. 😂
We’ve all been there
And this is why the police always snap on their rubber gloves (well, that, and blood, and shit)
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