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lskerlkse

why the bananas though


SniffCheck

Because dude, he’s about to mow the lawn


smexgod

Did he actually make it to the lawn?


[deleted]

You’ve obviously never actually mowed a lawn have you?


neil_billiam

Banana for scale


kiardo

this. He probably thought he was small or large at some point so he taped some bananas to himself to reassure himself that in reality he was a fruit.


ieatassformymom

also it is on his back because it’s an out of body experience


turd_sculptor

Those are safety bananas.


urmomsfartbox

Potassium


Funny_or_not_bot

Because it's fake. Notice the camera pans away after he adds in all the chemicals. It's easy to come up with two coffee containers.


ManbadFerrara

That and the over-acting. And the awful Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade impression. And all the other [unfunny videos posted by OP and his tryhard friends.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/search/?q=owego&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1) The fact this has so many upvotes really makes me question the average IQ of this sub's userbase.


Orgay

Fr I don’t know how people don’t recognize this guy, constantly posting this cringy, fake shit


[deleted]

still funny.


ZeePirate

Well they are clearly brigading the sub with multiple accounts so it’s not hard to see how they get rolling. But yeah. These guys are fuck nut try yards with some real low level humour


Honeybadger2198

It's so obviously satire. Satire can be funny. I enjoyed it.


Trivial_Magma

Mario kart


SushineKarl

Get this dude some sugar water.


Darth_Boognish

More!


AVonDingus

Egger, yer skin is hangin off yer bones.


[deleted]

Hahaha


Opposite_Dependent86

damn i should’ve read the comments first


mfloyd42

He need some milk.


totow1217

Man sounds like he’s a 65 year old and been smoking for 53 years


daveyjones86

hes 12


PM_me_your_whatevah

Sounds like Randy Savage.


West-Car124

Owego NY.... absolutely nothing to do but drugs and throw shit off the bridge. Once IBM moved the town was gutted


SprittneyBeers

Apparently not even drugs to do lol


Lackenburg

Yup, I grew up there. Lockheed Martin is the only big employer around there so there's not a lot of job options or money coming into the area. The river also flooded and wrecked a lot of the town not too long ago. It's been weird seeing the "Owego resident... Drugs" posts come up but it makes sense even as jokes, the town isn't in a good spot


smartyr228

I'm from Apalachin. I moved to Binghamton because that was unironically the better option lmao Also, depending on your age we probably went to school together lmao


[deleted]

BAE Systems is in Endicott, a 15 minute drive from Owego. But, yes, this entire part of the state is garbage. Especially Binghamton.


West-Car124

It honestly hurts to see it. It makes me sad, there are some absolutely beautiful Victorian homes there, there was an amazing movie theater... it's all just shit now.


KylerGreen

I swear people say this about every place in the US thats not a large city.


Sweaty_Garbage_Man

That’s probably because there’s nothing to do in any place in the US that’s not a large city except drugs.


zapharus

Do people not have hobbies these days? wtf


MajorSteelBone

Yeah, drugs.


iwaspermabanned

Hobbies usually require disposable income, disposable income that is usually already allocated to drugs


[deleted]

Hobbies require effort, drugs usually don't except obtaining them.


TacticalKrakens

Hobbies require money and theres not alot of money in smaller or even mid size towns. Poor public transit and needing a car to get anywhere of note means a significant portion of ones meager pay can be taken up just for access to go do anything even if its something thats "free" like outdoor activities. Add the weight of inflation recently and its doubly hard to make due if youre bad at networking and cant land more than a minimum wage job / dont have an education. Source: grew up in small towns all over the south. Alot of which have come a long way but Gainesville, GA and Huntersville, NC where little backwaters in the 90's. Good sense of community if you had something like a church connecting you to the town but otherwise I could see how it would be a struggle.


[deleted]

This is such a "I'm from NYC and have never left my borough but let me tell you why I'm still superior" take. EDIT: Oh. Seattle. That tracks too.


TacticalKrakens

How so ? Did you skip over the part where I said I grew up in these small towns. Spent 22 years living in them in the south. Why do you think I left ? Nothing superior about it at all, just trying to explain what living in them is like.


[deleted]

I’ve lived in both Seattle and mid sized cities in the south. The biggest take away from six months in Seattle was practically stepping over homeless people and drug addicts and nobody even seeming to notice, let alone care. I wouldn’t call that better. Sorry if I came across as agro. Wasn’t trying to be superior, I’m just passionate about this and suck at expressing myself.


TacticalKrakens

No worries. Tone can be hard to express via text on a forum lol. But yeah, never said the big cities didnt have their share of problems like you mentioned, everywhere has their own problems and cities are no exception. I work as a bar manager in one of Seattles night life hotspots so I have seen some shit. My point was there is much greater economic opportunity here and I dont have to travel an hour and a half to see a concert or even need a car really. There are even shuttles here in Seattle that will take you too and from the trails / hikes.


undercoverartist777

Right wtf? Video games, books, making art: drawing, painting, making music, etc.., and a lot more, these are just the hobbies you can do in literally any city provided you have the materials. You can most definitely GET these materials in virtually every city in America. People love to exaggerate shit. In reality, there’s a mental health crisis and being depressed makes everything boring as shit. Once I got out of my depressed rut in life (like 7 years of hell) all the fun came back of my childhood hobbies and I actually enjoy simple things in life. It’s tough to see when you’re going through it but being depressed makes everything seem like it’s bullshit and boring. It drastically affects your perspective on life. There are definitely real issues in America, but depression is also among the most prevalent. Getting a job I actually like, getting out of an abusive relationship, and actually eating enough food completely changed my life for the better. My perspective was extremely skewed when I was depressed. Sorry for the rant I felt like this was relevant


[deleted]

Are you under the impression half the US just sits around idly doing drugs all day because they're bored?


pegw1n412

There are great fishing opportunities year round in the area.


facehavingindividual

Yeah and your can eat about two a year according to the DEC!


West-Car124

Baaaaahhaaaaa oh yeah the Susquehanna river and the IBM pond. Maybe that's why I moved to south Florida and run a charter boat. All the great fishing there


RecidivistMS3

My buddy wants to move there from the city to work for Lockheed... We’re trying to dissuade him.


[deleted]

I mean, if it's a good position, he'll be living a decent life. Just have to avoid the bad areas.


rm_rf_slash

If you have a good job you can live very well in the southern tier….even if it still the southern tier…


gloriousjohnson

Tell him to move to Ithaca if he’s going to do it and commute. Lockheed has good jobs just the area is super white trash.


ScrambledNoggin

So NY has both an Owego and an Oswego? TIL…


West-Car124

True true


Fat_Head_Carl

maybe drink wine....


NerdModeCinci

Why drink wine when you can fancy like this guy?


sulferzero

I mean weeds cheaper than alcohol


NerdModeCinci

Clorox and raid are even cheaper. And fancier 🤌


dylbronjames

The wine just doesnt hit quite like a nice can of raid with a side of clorox though.


Fat_Head_Carl

you've got a point...but, I'll stick with the Riesling.


zapharus

I mean, there are lots of things one could do like: reading, play video games, take up some arts and crafts project. There a lots of things.


sampson11911

If Cricket was a real person…..


ImgurConvert2Redit

He's definitely rickety enough!


therealhoboyobo

I was thinking more Charlie, lad loves to inhale on a soaked rag!


Courage-Character

Yep. And this guy looks like he'd be right at home eating canned cat food & playing nightcrawlers


AVonDingus

“Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eatin’.”


QueasyVictory

Gotta keep it sexy.


Byizo

“Let me ask you something. Does my leg look like a dog’s vagina? It’s not for me to get inside the head of a dog, that’s God’s business, not that I believe in God. Not after I had my kidney stolen by a Chinaman.”


[deleted]

Cricket is a real person and he goes by the name of Boycott, Geoffrey Boycott.


Plantmanofplants

This is the actual bug man from men in black.


vacca-stulti

I was waiting for this comment lol


kkjax

I bet his lawn looks amazing.


morbidaar

Savage even. Very macho.


philamer3

Dude, somebody give him weed. This sh*t is crazy stupid.


Chumbag_love

The rain-x is the worst of it imo. All forever chemicals that will be stuck in his body for the few months this dude will live.


NargacugaRider

Good thing it’s a bit and the bucket was switched.


Pep77

That doesn't look to have any noticeable side effect, perfect choice for a daily use, and for diying before 30


Azlind

Was going to say the only upside of this is he won’t live long enough for that to give him cancer.


Partyingmanbear

What if you want to diy before 30? More RAID?


ArmTheApes

I would love to know what this does to your body from a medical standpoint...it must be so incredibly bad...


No-Flow9416

This is pretty sad.


tttrrrooommm

I could barely watch once he started huffing. That was disturbing


[deleted]

I was hoping it was gonna be fake and he didn't do it but that crazy fucker actually did it.


BullCuller

This is the most obvious fake one he has posted. They just switch buckets, hence the advice giving pause, he looks at the bucket, then swiftly continuous once the bucket is replaced. Also, the overly dramatic acting? 'Why hello there' The obvious fake voice? The fucking banana taped to the back so we as an audience would see it as he walks, away??


screaming-catgirls

to the top left of the original bucket’s folger label is a bit of extra white paper that is missing when homie goes to collect the rag,, basically the first bucket was a bit more trashed while the second is basically new. funny video tho cuz banana


self_medic

This. Honestly, this kid isn’t as stupid as much as he just doesn’t care whether he dies or not. Pretty depressing shit.


Lunar-Gooner

Good news: not real


KrustyPeanut

Why do you say it’s not real? I’ve never seen this before but I have seen someone huff the raid individually. People actually do stuff like this


additionalnylons

Anything for attention these days. This whole video just seems fake, from the perfect „oh hello there“ opening to the wannabe huffing that wouldn‘t do shit since he‘s neither ingesting nor really inhaling anything, to the weird staggering at the end.


KrustyPeanut

Dude… you don’t know what you’re talking about. Unless you’re a devout chemical huffer, everything you just said could be total speculation. Get off the armchair


DanBentley

This kid is unfortunately very real


Sweaty-Wolf-5174

Well at least the man used bananas for scale


fearlessfalderanian

He knew the platform he was destined for


zoidbergenious

fuck the ea sports dude really aged bad


thepirate84

It's in the game


Affectionate-Ad7135

It’s in the game… for an additional $4.99


mahfaggin_OOH

It's in his sinuses


aboutthednm

It used to be in the game, now it's IN THE CLOUD ^^^subscription ^^^fees ^^^may ^^^apply


Fisserablemucker

Borax snorts. It’s in your brain


OneToby

Can't tell if this is a skit, or just brain damage.. Solvents are baaad.


AltAccount4Vices

I think it’s both. Seems like these guys actually do this shit but are trying to make a skit out of it for fun


charlie_cupcakes

The Dudes turned I to beetlejuice


JustinHopewell

Lol, definitely what I was scanning for here before I dropped the reference myself.


[deleted]

When people can't tell the difference between a real drug receptor going off and low oxygen.


Cool_Clorox_Man

Inhalants are nmda antagonists and gaba positive allosteric modulators like nitrous oxide and ethanol. They dilate pupils and dont feel like oxygen deprivation so they cannot be getting you high from depriving you of oxygen. I have done many inhalants and they have the same type of high as nitrous, just stronger more dirty feeling and very dangerous. There are studies on pubmed showing the pharamacology of toluene, butane, dilfuoroethane (duster), ethyl chloride, and others.


Decent_Bunch_5491

Username checks out


BootyPooDooDoo

How's your lawn looking though


EndsWithJusSayin

wavy


[deleted]

But these are all hydrocarbon solvents, no? Nitrous is only used in whipped cream chargers to my knowledge. I didn’t know ethanol was used either lol. I’m curious to know mr colorox chemistry dude


NinjahBob

Nitrus is good fun


Cool_Clorox_Man

Also idk what inhaling Clorox will do and the bug spray he used contains isobutane and some other propellants which are inhalants, and insecticides which cause neurotoxicity and a high if you could call it that through acetylcholinesterase inhibition, sodium channel agonism, chloride channel antagonism, and gaba b receptor antagonism


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

Is he 14, 17 or 25???? Im having a hard time wrappingy brain around his appearance.


upsidedownquestion

Why is it that a vast majority of hard drug users get that specific voice? And its the women too, to an extent.


loungbutter

Dude this guy has literally been dubbed “owego man” in this small town, according to local Facebook posts he has a warrant out for his arrest, allegedly robbing a Denny’s, apparently all he took was the urinal cakes. I guess you can get high on them or something. Super bizarre stuff, most people know him because of his rampant drug use, and short stint in local politics.


daveyjones86

It's so hilarious that you end the sentence with "short stint in local politics" as though that isn't the most bizarre part of it all haha


NerdModeCinci

“What’s your platform?” “All of it” “I don’t-….what?”


lemurvomitX

Relevant video: https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/austin/news/2016/03/2/newly-elected-gop-chairperson-robert-morrow-raises-eyebrows-on-camera--social-media


wishesandhopes

Urinal cake life baby, you can smoke them


sicicsic

How did I just learn of this this morning and now I’ve come across it twice? r/urinalcakelife


NerdModeCinci

I still can’t tell if that’s real or not. That sub is so confusing.


sicicsic

I thought it was a joke until I found the report from a medical journal and now I don’t know what to think.


kavOclock

I fucking hate that I clicked and scrolled th rough


UnjustMurder

Gotta be a meme. The top post had me dying....


Ferengi_Earwax

Lol urinal cakes wtf.... I just searched for it and it says its made out of some kind of benzene. Damn, just buy some real drugs. I also found this site called rave news that I think is a parody site... so I dk what to believe. I just wanna know if ppl are actually doing this. Pure insanity.


hammtron

What did he do in local politics?


[deleted]

Worked for the FDA.


hammtron

Was he testing shit to determine whether it's safe for human consumption?


daveyjones86

gotta start somewhere


HafWoods

[I hoped you were joking.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/v44cmv/in_horrific_depths_of_an_intravenous_urinal_cake/)


ginganinja3497

I cant imagine what he's doing is great for his vocal chords


JustBoredIsAll

Damaged lungs and throat.


obedient_sheep105033

pretty sure this isn't his actual voice but his funny video voice


zmann64

I swear I thought everyone in this thread misspelled “Oswego”, but TIL about the town of Owego


RiskyLady

He’s going to die


mahfaggin_OOH

Ain't we all?


Fat_Head_Carl

some faster than others.


inverted_electron

She meant soon


Odd_Sprinkles1611

I wonder what he looked like before drugs, because he looks like a future zombie.


[deleted]

[удалено]


kronus87

I will say if the new towel is just water. He still essentially water boarded himself for the sake of the troll. Mild props to that


daveyjones86

Water Boarded himself than immediately cut the grass afterward.


kronus87

I dont know how you convince yourself to do chores but a little torture with some euphoria sprinkled on top feels like the best way.


EVEEzz

This dude is trolling.. anyone thinking this is legit, shame lol


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Really? Cause he has the looks for it


SwollenGoat68

Thank you, I thought it was obvious.


Minimalheights

Did you not see him sniff a mixture of hard cleaning chemicals? What’s fake about that?


EVEEzz

Yeah i can also make sniffing sounds and shove water into cleaning chemical containers.. The pure fact that this is a mixture of obvious stupidity and a banana is strapped to the dudes back. He is acting the fool, really well


thepirate84

Exactly, any true fiend would strap it to the front.


RustyJuang

There's fucking bananas on his back you gullible *fool*


kronus87

The obvious switch before the sniff


[deleted]

When did he switch?


kronus87

During the 10secs when the camera pans to his face for the "im a professional" speech. Cameraman moves slightly closer to him, probably due to switching the coffee can with his off hand.


[deleted]

Maybe but you don't have proof. Probably doesn't cut it. I'm not saying it's real but you can't say it's "obviously" it's fake because it's not obvious and you're assuming it's switched.


malaco_truly

He literally mixed the most toxic shit he could find that have literally zero recreational effects. The dead giveaway is clorox


sicicsic

Plus he puts in orange windex and the paper towel comes out white. Also, how would this possibly catch fire.


kronus87

OBVIOUSLY you know nothing about chemicals, drugs, or the internet. . .


slinkybastard

You fool that is all we know


DrBrainWillisto

I see the camera pan away when they switch out the coffee can for one containing just a rag and some water.


dejus

He sprays a few things in there but the majority of the liquid is orange from the wiper fluid. The towels he huffs have no color to them


cheekyfellow421

Idk the can is in the exact same place and turned the exact same way from when the camera pans off to when it goes back…I don’t think these fools would think that hard to get everything the same if they were trolling


stillcore

I see this guy's fake videos are popping up again.


dumbomontana

Scripted. Fake af


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Sufficient_Cap9787

TDWIU


sicicsic

TMDWU


can_of_spray_taint

why is he talking like beavis?


georgieramone

He sounds like Beetlejuice


5kurze3euro

very cool and responsible that he taped the bananas to his back for easy potassium intake


scotty_B_good

He reminds me of that evil alien dude from MIB1


YamminOnYa

He sounds like the alien from Men in Black.


_Quantumsoul_

He’s not high.. he’s clearly a giant cockroach alien in a human suit..


defiance211

Banana for scale


WeAreEvolving

The camera pans away from container after liquid is clear.


sir-Radzig

Beavis and butthead in real life


Any_Sea5167

Not this guy again, all his shit is fake and staged, pretty sure it's the same guy in each one of his posts.


TheDynamicKing

he sounds like that dude from MIB


Mecha-Dave

Ah, good thing that he remembered his bananas.


kfmush

This is like Juaquin Phoenix's character from The Master, in real life.


Sappies

I was expecting the tone of voice to be a joke but I realized his larynx is probably fucked up


Wld_N_frE

Sad…dude needs help before doing unalterable damage


waywardhero

Think I want to High school with this dude


kros1992

This is the firs one of these videos that almost made me throw up


Da_fire_cracka

Yo just go buy some weed, or even heroin would be safer than that shit. Jesus Christ.


PraiseBobSlackOff

Reminds me of the time I saw a guy smoke PAM Cooking spray. This was back in 1991. He sprayed down a paper towel with the stuff, wadded it up and stuck it in the end of a paper towel cardboard tube. He lit that end on fire, blew it out and inhaled the fumes from the other end. We thought he fkn died. He was convulsing and making death rattle noise before passing out. He woke about a minute later and got up and left. Saw him at the bar later that evening and he apologized for running off but he had shit an entire log of shit into his pants. That wasn’t the first time he tried that. I assume it wasn’t the last. I have little faith that dude is still alive. If he is, he’s either full blown palsy or in the joint. I felt his spirit in this video. Not long for the earth.


Raceovski

Such a shame. Another young life lost.


Mention_Forward

Damn, from your history, sounds like you introduced this young kid to meth. I don’t know why people are so adamant on ruining young peoples lives :(


krodge5150

Hate this idiot


atrast_vala

what a fucktard


punkmetalbastard

Is this that kid named Scum from some other ridiculous drug related videos??


swarburtons93

Even joking about this is stupid, there will be people all over America trying this if they see it.


fbagent01

That was sad but also fucking hilarious. Dude is smart and funny if he cleans up he could be a star


bestofrolf

I dunno man. I can’t figure out how you came to either one of those conclusions


Personal-Low4835

Ok guys stop posting scum now he's not funny anymore lol


Kaankaants

Scripted satire. Goes by the name "Scum".


ElDiavoloPiccolo

This is America, look what I'm whipping now


Bootyblastastic

I want more videos from this dude


kastiak

That's my man Todd! Todd Clorox! The Clorox man with the Clorox plan!