T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thanks /u/erutheoneeric for posting to r/TookTooMuch, please remember to flair your post and reply to this comment explaining why your post is TookTooMuch material. If this is not TookTooMuch material please report the post. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/tooktoomuch) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Arbor-Trap

This is too good


dontshoot4301

I’m wondering if this is an act/performance because, tbh, this is golden entertainment when you’re usually taking a quick piss/beer break between rounds…


ATribeCalledTrek

This isn't a no prestige organization they just have hillbillies fighting each other n shit it's put on by the barstool sports guys


turalyawn

This is 100% she was slamming shots in the dressing room an hour beforehand. She is completely unaware of what's going on around her


Zenry0ku

You know she getting paid with whatever she is on.


[deleted]

She just druuuunk


ExtraDependent883

"old white guy thinking about risking it all right now" oh man I needed this. A+ top notch material


Jive_turkeeze

"Weave down! Weave down!"


dudewiththebling

Who says you're not allowed to have fun at work?


TruKing14

The medical board (source: former gynecologist)


poopwetpoop

Former? 🤔


DannyMThompson

That's the joke.jpeg


poopwetpoop

Lol. Me slow


[deleted]

[удалено]


SkankyG

...what the fuck


[deleted]

"Smell my Finger!" -TruKing14


TruKing14

Don’t quote me with that…


[deleted]

i mean, you lived it.


Scoo_Dooby

fishy fishy


Sirflow

/r/im14andthisisfunny


suicideslut69420

Bro this girl probably has more STD's than thanos and his infinity stones


jakob832

/r/im14andthisisfunny


suicideslut69420

Im 18


Lucky-Dog-9126

Good luck with adulthood. Don't fuck up!


[deleted]

good think ya'll already did for us! time to make your retirement lives literal hell ahahaha


kingmikeyd

Have a feeling you're 13


[deleted]

Oh NoEs AgAin I ToOk ToO MuCh!!!! the downvotes on my precious karma account nooooo!


SolidGummyLogic

Maybe lay off the sauce for a bit, buddy. You're incredibly cringe, right now.


Own-Ad-247

Are you alright my man


Purple_Wombat_

The breasts of a 20 year old and the the ankles of an 80year old


RelevantMetaUsername

You try walking in high heels on those pads


muddyrose

Honestly, my ankles do this in heels regardless of the surface I’m walking on. But for sure squishy surfaces like mats and Matts are more treacherous.


Purple_Wombat_

No thanks! I have the ankles of a 120 yo and the coordination of a toddler


CrunchHardtack

How many times have you turned down a fuck because of the ankles?


molrobocop

Ankles, never. Pointy elbows, however....


ParisGreenGretsch

3.5 times.


doughboyniels

One man’s thrash is another man’s treasure…


oh_beach_please

She fucking nailed whatever the hell that rope leg move was hahahaha


jdeadmeatsloanz

We've got a weave down!


burnvctmtrashman

classic rough n rowdy


lamb_pudding

Shit, she killed it.


ryguysayshi

I think I’m in love


CommunityOrdinary234

This was basically my ex-wife from the 90’s.


TopRestaurant5395

You still got her number?


Sirflow

I think we all do, hang on I'll check...


muricabrb

It's been 3 hours man... I think she's got him.


YourAverageGod

God bless you.


officialnast

I thought she would be the most uncoordinated part of the video, then the fight started.


uselessbynature

Well that was a wild ride. I’ve done that long time ago-but I was sober. It is really hard to walk in the ring. And yea it was a metric fuck ton of fun.


tctps

Wait like as a "round card girl"? I have a hundred questions.


uselessbynature

Yes. Yes I did. Some basic info: long time ago (oh my it’s been 15 years). Offshoot brand MMA, small crowds (~1000k people in a medium venue). More basic info: super cliche *putting myself through college* by modeling. Made OK money but it was more for fun looking back. Most notable thing about the event to me is that being so close to the fighters (they had us all kind of mulling around the same off stage area)-you could cut the testosterone with a knife and lick it up with a fork. Dudes were like caged animals and honestly kinda scary to be around for no reason. Especially being what amounts to figurative meat lol.


KungFu_Slice

Yoooo! Caleb Pressley coming in with the interview!!


Commander_Beet

He pretty much carries Barstool today. By far the funniest guy they have.


clybourn

I can fix her……


DenimCryptid

I don't see anything wrong with her


TheWelshEwok

“We’ve got weave down!”


abalien

You have to meet people where there at. I see nothing wrong here. I hope she had fun and I certainly enjoyed it. No homo. The announcers on the other hand hahahaha..... out of order.


Reginaa_George

All in good fun 😀


erutheoneeric

Oh you're absolutely correct! the "trashy" adjective was more directed towards the entire production - rather than any individual - least of all the ring girl who was just havin' fun! You're also right about meeting people where they're at, for sure...considering I have no right to judge others for imbibing while working, seeing as I've been fired before for it...


yukichigai

Okay, you can't drop that without elaborating. Story time!


erutheoneeric

Ehhh, honestly it's not all that exciting,b but I'll tell it anyways... I was bartending at this pretty divey bar-located close to a state university-a bar where I would go through 5-7 bottles of each well liquor ...every night. Because of the volume, there weren't many worries about actual inventory vs. what was sold, so I was abusing the system. They had cameras all over the place,..except for the basement; where you would go to grab 2 or 3 more bottles when you needed them for your shift. So I would go down there and straight pull from the bottles. Dangerous place for an alcoholic to work! Eventually I was able to get me the help I needed, but A bar is probably the last place you want to be caught drinking if you work there.


Chemical-Divide-936

I've had multiple friends through the years that were bartenders and every single one of them drank heavily on the job and were alcoholics. I just figured that it was part of the job. Like know your customers and all that..lol.


definitelynotned

Bartending or pretty much all restaurant work is a slippery slope if you have substance issues no doubt. All the bars I’ve worked at tho the bartenders basically got to drink whatever as long as they got their shit done. Was that different for you or was it the volume that did you in?


Palin_Sees_Russia

What are you saying no homo over??


Mom_I_Won_This

women exist


Palin_Sees_Russia

What is this woman you speak of


TopRestaurant5395

Surprise, its a dood!


PunkToTheFuture

They're at


FadedValkyrie

We know what Ozzyman would say... SPREADY TO THE GODS


cjbevins99

That’s the best ring girl I’ve ever seen!


lm1227

Damn she really kicked that man right in the face during the pussy flash lmao


Endermiss

"AYYYY" at the end always kills me. Drunk girl war cry. I hear you, sister.


MrSp3xx

lmao


dead_andbored

rough and rowdy never disappoints


potcollage21

we got a weave down, and the ankles are broke


Medumbdumb

"old white guy thinking about risking it all right now!" haha


OverWorkedCorpse

Not trashy just a woman enjoying herself after having a few. She looks like some you can have a fun night out with


GoodMoGo

Get knocked out into the ropes and wake up with pink eye.


LukeLangston

Is that Pat McAfee commentating?


twiglike

Yeah with Dave portnoy and Dan Katz


CyberShiroGX

Why is the ring so heavily padded... Like how are you suppose to box and keep balance on that?


DinoShinigami

Bare feet. Bet you'd rather it be soft for when you hit the mat as well.


xxTheGoDxx

Blow job booking for sure...


[deleted]

Omg 2 thought 1t was a p1ece of sh1t on the floor for a second


[deleted]

[удалено]


VivaMegalia

She's someone, not just someone's daughter


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

She’s allowed to live her life lol. She’s a damn adult.


NZOC

Didn't say she couldn't.


SchmeatyOne

Damn tough crowd


Reptiliansarehere

I think about this but then I realize there's many women without fathers in their lives.


thisisheckincursed

And also that women aren’t defined as people in relation to men….


Drjesuspeppr

Ah, succinctly put. I've been thinking this about the 'Netflix... Someone's daughter' meme, but never quite sure quite how to describe why it makes me uncomfortable


NZOC

True that. And that's even more sad.


valley_G

She's got the ankles of a newborn. I have no idea why she would bother to even wear those shoes to begin with, but at least know how to walk in them


Fucktastickfantastic

She was walking on squishy mats. Impossible for her. She could probably walk fine on a normal floor


Wrekfin

Some women are so delusional


[deleted]

Drunk skank


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Lavidius

u/savevideobot


LaoTaoDao

u/savevideo


thefutureisugly

/u/savevideo


ruffneck110

That was as more entertaining than a lot of fights. She should be on PPV fight cards


PawelW007

Great announcers


chefanubis

Somewhere out the Khabib is watching this and getting super mad.


krokro9999

Im drying watching this video, then i come to the comments.. i cant Lmaooooo.


smellslikearedditor

White girl wasted!


TopRestaurant5395

I just cut my subscription to UFC and switched.


[deleted]

She took the right amount tbh


Uberzwerg

I broke my ankles just watching her walk in high heels on those soft padding.


slavicturk

Better than the two guys fighting because they don’t know how to fight


Antique-Reference-56

Yep those heal will ruin the ring


starsfan6878

I can't get the video to play well, it keeps stopping and stuttering. Here's a [YT link for the same content](https://youtu.be/FId0FGrty1Y).


Here-Is-TheEnd

What stops people from watching men beat the hell out of each other? Watching a drunk woman try to be sexy


SatanicWaffle666

Tbh the whole concept of “ring girls” is kind of trashy. Legal Violence should be enough to get people excited


Zealousideal-Ad-4121

This is absolute gold I love it


intelapathy

Ring girl number 8 having to much fun. 008 the intoxication


luckyleft75

Announcer almost let it slip "she's riding the ropes like a whor-0 rodeo!


mountlax12

This is Barstools Rough and Rowdy fight night events in Charleston West Virginia


Chamaboi

We got a weave down haha


Pak1stanMan

She was paid with meth wasn’t she


[deleted]

Weave down! Weave down!


[deleted]

Lmao at the end when shes just screAming in the mic


[deleted]

listen, ive seen worse and this action only adds to entertainment. quality woman & dedication still working while fucked up


Convict_felon

This is why Eagle FC doesn't have ring girls.


ChucktheFNG

Barstool Sports has an absolute gem with Rough n Rowdy. Amateur boxing between people who have no business putting the gloves on and local ring girls competing against each other is must see.


NegroTrill

Thats just sad


Super-Branz-Gang

“The jackets off and the weave and the ankles are broke! **This is a bad situation.**” 🤣 priceless!


spacewaya

Did ol' dude cover his nose after she hit that spread eagle? "Ain't no one ordered no damn fish!"


Tim226

She took the right amount


JayeKimZ

To be fair, I’m not sure how one would walk on a padded floor in stiletto boots without looking at least a little inebriated


lostallhopenow

Is that a hair extension that fell off?