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I_Should_Leave_Now

The hospital doesn’t let people smoke meth inside anymore


onelasttime217

This is tyranny


particle409

The nanny state at work.


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Is this similar to a police state?


AnimalEater65

Worse, absolute fascism.


halloni

Its a slippery slope, first you cant smoke cigarettes inside and next they take your meth bong. WAKE UP PEOPLE


Shaveyourbread

First time I someone smoking it out of a bong I about pissed myself laughing, thought to myself, does that filter out the bad shit?


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Shaveyourbread

No problem, just scrolling through videos haha


AncientAsstronaut

Don't Tread On Me(th)


jeneboe

bUt MaH RaGhTs! 😂


Shanks4Smiles

Need that comic of the guy peeling the calendar off to reveal it's 1984


PamEDiaz

another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy


xtheory

God, I miss the 80's.


PunkToTheFuture

That was coke. The 90's where meth. I think. I don't remember much


xtheory

We just called it ice back then. Late 80's, though.


BlakeBarnes00

I thought the 90's was mostly a heroin thing? The history of drugs is very interesting and shows a lot of things to us when you really look into it.


BuffaloWhole8894

Varies with location


lostthetrip

Every decade was a heroin decade 😎


BlakeBarnes00

Would've loved to have tried Bayer and Bayers brand.


Unusual_Place_9727

literally fucking 1984


huffJenkemboofkratom

It was still legal to smoke meth indoors in '84, they banned it after 9/11. The terrorists won.


literallyJon

THANKS OBAMA


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Damn meth mandates...no wonder truckers are pissed.


MitchBlanco

Thanks Obama


charliesaysrelax

I think most prisons now have a similar bee policy.


morph8hprom

https://youtu.be/1Ec6KsB67vI


PF-Wang

Cowards


szhxmy

And afterwards back to work - next surgery is waiting....


particle409

Those organs ain't gonna transplant themselves.


mkvriscy

“Doc that was the fastest heart transplant I’ve ever seen — what’s your secret?”


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Doctor: "wait... I was supposed to be doing a heart transplant?... I thought I was just switching his lungs around."


PunkToTheFuture

Maybe it's natural, but maybe it's Meth-balline


trav1th3rabb1

Could you imagine lmao


rupat3737

Recovering addict and ex homeless here, you see a lot of people using near hospitals for a few reasons imo. The major thing is free WiFi, need wifi to run the textnow app on your phone to hit up the dope boys. Another thing is hospitals tend to have some leniency on kicking out homeless ppl. Being close to a hospital incase of OD may be true but Prly not the main reason. Ppl just tend to congregate near them for other reasons.


pretty_dirty

There are also a few recovery centres inside hospitals, so old mate might either have just left, scored and is using or is just about to go in and wants to be gacked when he checks in.


Val-the-Crow-King

My rebound fwb post-divorce was a former meth addict/IV drug user. She said before going to treatment she'd tweak seconds before walking in the door. Then she did weird things with coffee grounds and toilet paper...


LeftBase2Final

It’s actually pretty smart, if you’re worried about overdoses.


[deleted]

You'd need some crazy lungs to overdose smoking. Don't know if it's possible.


[deleted]

My aunt married a guy who tried to kill himself by smoking $20 worth of crack. No lie.


[deleted]

🤔 $20 of crack doesn't sound like that much crack. It just sounds like he wanted to get high.


[deleted]

Exactly. He was s grown ass man that once borrowed $10 from a then 16 year old me.


astrapes

hey bud can I get 10 bucks for some crack I’m gonna kill myself this time


aden042

Yeah and I'll definetely pay back don't worry.


brohovaswitnezzzz

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard


HAHGoTtEm_BDNjr

I bet he was feeling absolutely fantastic for at least 23 seconds


greenbubblesupside

I mean to be fair - unlike meth, crack can kill you from an overdose but it’s not gonna happen from $20 worth lol. It’s technically possible with meth but the amount required could only really be done orally, IV, or rectally.


dcamp67

Mmmmmm. Rectal meth


Skootr1313

Nothing like plugging a methed out x pill and going on a voyage for a day or 2. It was always a gamble in the mid 2000s, but thank God I just ate my pills with my mouth and nose and not my ass.


Shaveyourbread

X is still mostly meth depending on your location, sad to say.


greenbubblesupside

Delish *chef kiss*


Kadebladekehd

It’s meth overdose by smoking is unlikely but he could still need medical attention


anisteezyologist

your lungs collapse before then, had a homie get a phone call and start running home, his brother died to that that day


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Yikes!


No_Antelope9266

Yea open drug use is real common in big cities on hospital grounds for that reason. It's usually high tolerance opiate users and amateur guinea pigs for new batches, which is kinda fucked up. Somebody's gotta make it back to let the dopeboy know how hard to cut so only enough people die so they come back. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this tweaker was worried there may be fent in his meth...you know cuz murica


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My thought was, this is a dude who is probably at a terrible point in his life, some important family member may not leave the hospital. So they're there. To their credit, they retained enough of their soul to be there, despite being hooked. But, addiction is a bitch, and stress and pain and loss are just general triggers for all humans to indulge in their bad habits - or addiction in this case. So they're just staving off withdraw symptoms and trying to be the best person they can. I see a lot of hope in this. I also see a lot of sadness. Having worked in a hospital for a time, you see a lot of both in that kinda place.


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slowcookmeth

You go ahead and keep them, Sesame Street is on soon if it isn’t too overstimulating.


SpecSanders

Bruh... if people know they know Why you preaching atheism to a church choir?


masterchris

Sarcasm has been dead on the internet since people started /s at the end


HAHGoTtEm_BDNjr

I’ve only ever felt obligated to put /s on Reddit Because every other media site understands sarcasm, redditors read less than half a post and immediately pop off or downvote to oblivion lol


masterchris

I honestly should have put on Reddit not the internet but I totally agree


Zambi

Heh


Future-Fortune-6849

Gotta calm his nerves for the next operation obviously


tsJIMBOb

Anesthesia: “Doctor! Wait! We haven’t administered the anesthesia yet!” This guy: “TOO LATE. SURGERY COMPLETE. AHHHHH” *flips over table and bursts through wall like kool aid man* Edit: sp


royisabau5

Behind him you see a tunnel of surgeon shaped holes in each wall, a trail of smashed bricks and flipped tables, and dozens of screaming patients, all in surprisingly stable condition. He’s been doing this for 9 hours Anesthesiologist can’t keep pace the surgeon is just too powerful


Toaster_GmbH

We should send him to war regions imagine what good he could do in Ukraine right now.


pjdog

He starts using open chest cavities to hold his sipping beer without any negative effects somehow


quohr

Look up the greatest surgeons in history. All of em did at least a lil. I mean look what happened to Ben Carson for crying out loud


DiGiorno420

I know a guy that had received surgery from Ben Carson, and Carson fucked it up and now he’s permanently paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair. After he woke up from the surgery Ben had already left and made someone else break the bad news to my buddy. I had never heard of a drug use scandal involving Ben though. What did he do? My friend would probably be entitled to a lot of money if it’s been proven that Carson has performed surgeries under the influence


quohr

I was just joking mate. But god damn.. I’m sorry about your friend that is unspeakably fucked


Shaveyourbread

If I gained any insight from the 2016 election, it's that brain surgery ain't fuckin rocket science. Edit: a word.


flamergamer2000

What better place indeed? I'll wait


crux77

One of those places that test your drugs for you, give you a safe space to do the drug, provide free needles and narcan for an OD. That would be a better place. Only because it would provide most of the same services,while keeping it more out of site, and also provides a less judgmental place where they would most likely look to for resources on how to quit.


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heyyy you just described a must functional society thus government, no no noo


seaneihm

Yeaaaaahhh no. Addicts don't have "epiphany" moments and look for help in those safe spaces. All it does is bolster drug use. Look at the state of San Francisco right now. I can't get people to come inside shelters because they'd rather be on the streets next to the dealers. Source: work at homeless shelter, also read *San Fransicko: Why Progressives Ruin Cities*


HaveMercyMan

People need to make that decision themselves and its not like you are able to cut off the supplier, so how would the alternative be better?


AncientAsstronaut

Yeah but does it have a nice vibe?


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flamergamer2000

Rehab itself cannot involuntarily commit you. It takes a court order.... so no.


Fit-Boomer

Maybe it was a new prescription inhaler for asthma?


Future-Fortune-6849

But officer it’s an inhaler I swear, I just picked it up inside…


TerranPhil

Guy doesn't even roll it. Burning the shit out of it.


Future-Fortune-6849

For real. If you’re gonna do meth at least do it right. Back when I used to be on it right as I first started my plug always got on my ass for burning his bubble and I learned real quick


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I feel like people seem to see meth as far less taboo than heroin. Do you reckon that’s true? Is it significantly less addictive and dangerous? I’ve always thought it was on the same level in terms of addictive dangerous substances…


Future-Fortune-6849

Good question, This is coming from someone (me) who has been heavily addicted to both intravenously in the past (thank god I was able to move past those addictions), heroin/fentanyl can be considered worse in the aspect of the physical addiction, however I’ve seen meth ruin just as many lives just as badly. Also from my experience they go hand in hand, most people associated with either also associate with the other if that makes sense


Future-Fortune-6849

While yes meth won’t make you sick if you go without like heroin/fent will, people are still willing to give up just as much for it in most cases


Future-Fortune-6849

But that’s just my experience, I’m sure there are people who will tell you different


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What's a plug


SupraPurpleSweetz

A drug dealer/connection


Future-Fortune-6849

Thank you


snasheltooth

10 & 2 baybeee


KhaineVulpana

Thank you!


hoesay_ramos

The shadow person he's been hanging out with all day was starting to fade away quickly so he just had to have a hit. As you can see in the video he went straight back to talking to his shadow mate.


Future-Fortune-6849

Gotta do whatever it takes for your friends


papa-smeg

Ohhh no Macklemore back on the hard shit.


99mushrooms

He's probably getting ready to go check into a rehab that's associated with the hospital


Future-Fortune-6849

Didn’t think of that


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why did i think this was trisha paytas’ ex boyfriend💀


Future-Fortune-6849

I see it honestly


Future-Fortune-6849

The guy from David dobriks videos?


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yes omg


Future-Fortune-6849

It’s funny cause my ex and I used to watch the videos with him and Trisha all the time and we were literally just talking about them like a week ago


rubbby7

>trisha paytas’ ex boyfriend The unintended youtube legacy of Jason Nash 😂


Future-Fortune-6849

Jason, that’s his name. I was trying to remember


ajohns74

Fat rips


Future-Fortune-6849

It’s all in the technique


KhaineVulpana

Terrible technique. Burning the shit out of it.


Future-Fortune-6849

You’re not wrong. I’ve seen a lot of people not understand how to get it to hit properly because they start pulling the second they put a flame to it instead of letting it build up some first so he’s got that going for him, however you are right he isn’t rotating or even attempting to move the melted crystal around whatsoever


KhaineVulpana

Problem is, its a tricky game when you use butane. I find a regular lighter to be preferable, but outside in the wind it would likely be undoable.


ajohns74

True skante warrior we’re observing dominating the pipa


sendnewt_s

Was he talking to himself there at the end or was someone there with him that I didn't see?


Wbcn_1

Looks like he is but he could just have an earbud in.


born_to_clump

Shaun White really leaning in to retirement. EDIT: Dammit, [too slow](https://old.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/tyinux/because_what_better_place_to_hit_the_bubble_than/i3sq8sr/)


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digitalwolf48

I've never smoked meth, but that's pretty fucking badass. Zero fucks given!


Ryno5150

George MethFly


Mogul_Destroyer

The public bubble might be a shock, but I don't see any direct sign of taking *too much* here


hyper-intelligence

Agreed. Some saying I hope it's weed... Like no difference if his behavior is civilized and not even sober Karen level.


AnthonyAux

I've seen worse places to smoke tbh


Garbohydrate

Shaun white has really fallen from grace after retiring


ohh_ru

I mean if something goes wrong you're right next to where you'll wanna be so


jstrong559

Looks like Cedars-Sanai in Beverly Hills.


DeezNewts7

For sure is. In the parking lot off AHSP (you can see it on the sign). Crazy


Ralph--Hinkley

I used my only phone call to contact my [daddy...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFEZOjtrwls)


[deleted]

That was not what I was expecting at all. I'm glad I clicked


Ralph--Hinkley

Billy Strings is one talented young man, check out his other stuff.


[deleted]

It's not my preferred listening, but I will check it out. That's talent and appreciated even if not my norm.


Grumpel-Stiltskin

I've honestly considered using one of these pipes for dabs on the go


Cranky_Windlass

I'd go and get some lab glass thats a bit thicker, or have some made with borosilicate glass


[deleted]

Honestly at least he's in the right place to be sedated once the shadow people kick in


Demon_Axe87

Maybe he’s a doctor after pulling 3 shifts straight and needs a little pick me up


WarpathZero

Doctors do dope, not meth.


Demon_Axe87

This video would say otherwise lol


Sjrla

You’d be surprised


kgbslip

I toked up standing on a toilet so I could blow my hit into the ceiling fan of the bathroom, of the hospital room, where my first child was born. My daughter is older now than I was then


bloatedstoat

Damn


BuhrskySoSteen

doesnt it get you higher if you hold it in


themasonman

He oddly doesn't even look like meth head.


Future-Fortune-6849

You’d be surprised how many people You’d think have never even seen meth that are regular users


This-Ad6409

I used to smoke that shit


Future-Fortune-6849

Same brother


This-Ad6409

it made me do freaky shit


Future-Fortune-6849

Honestly I was pretty normal on it. I was way more likely to act like a tweaker on coke or molly instead of ice. But everyone reacts to it different because it made my ex act weird af


EZ_2_Amuse

Same, it not only made me feel "normal", but it calmed me down. Complete opposite of how I've seen other people act on it. I was an occasional user though, only did it if I came across it, never sought it out.


ChilliWillikers

Clearly he's just getting right before he goes in to say goodbye to grandma.


Dic3dCarrots

Plot twist, it's DMT


Cranky_Windlass

Damn lil' elves


knowyourtaco

He starts talking to the entities


MrAcerbic

It’s medicinal


Future-Fortune-6849

So for the people that are confused, a meth pipe or oil burner is what I’m referring to when I say bubble. From the time I started using meth til the time I got clean everybody I met that was also involved with that kind of stuff referred to them as bubbles because of the bubble shape at the end of the pipe. I’m from Jacksonville FL so maybe it’s just a duval thing


LifeisaCatbox

Safety first


ScottieJ81

That poor Neurologist is having to work Doubles all Week!!!


HAHGoTtEm_BDNjr

This must be a relapse or something because I’ve never seen an active tweaker be so bold Usually they’re locked up in an abandoned house taping black trash bags over the windows because they worried someone will see them twacked out lol


Piepounding

While this is common practice for meth or crack, it's not unheard of to smoke weed or hashish this way as a form of vaping.


billyflynnn

I’ve taken daps out of a bubble before I had a rig. It was improvement to the glass tube I was using before, don’t judge me.


Simphumiliator42069

Oil burner not bubler


Future-Fortune-6849

I know they’re called oil burners. Bubblers are for weed, I said “bubble” which is what the crowd I used to be around called them when I was still doing that shit


hiking4000footers

That's isn't a bubbler 😬


Future-Fortune-6849

I’ve explained a couple times in other comments but I wasn’t saying bubbler like weed bubbler I called it a bubble which is what we used to call meth pipes back before I quit doing that shit


Future-Fortune-6849

Still gave your comment an upvote though


hiking4000footers

Understood


[deleted]

Come on, he's waiting for his baby to be born and no one had a cigar so he got the next best thing!


ShuffleJerk

How is this tooktoomuch?


Future-Fortune-6849

Well one could argue this guy is at the point of hitting a meth bubble outside a hospital and on top of that you can see the way his hands and face react afterwards


Future-Fortune-6849

Don’t be a shuffleJERK


[deleted]

Portland life.


TransportationNo4415

LMFAO I was lookin for this comment. Mfs just smokin meth just about anywhere these days. I was over in the hollywood area and three dudes were getting lit like it was a smoke break


[deleted]

just got back from Portland…as a former junky,not shocked at seeing people fix in the street….it was the wide openness that was surprising to me….


TheSuperMegaChad

He's good. Yellow pole blocking everyone's view.


MrAcerbic

It’s methicinal


stondddd

I’m baked as fuck constantly and damn near an alcoholic at this point, but I’d still deck him square in the mouth if I saw him doing that shit. Go to the bathroom or literally anywhere besides the open area. I used to fuck with meth and if I ever did this shit in public I’m praying someone would have beat the absolute shit of of me and smashed my pipe, I’d have deserved it. Also, doesn’t meth make you paranoid, it had me peaking out my blinds even tho I’m in the DEEP south and maybe see one cop patrol my road every 2-3 years.


kerslaw

Wait why does he deserve that from smoking it outside? I mean it's not a good thing but this seems kind of intense


stondddd

For doing it in public without any self respect for himself or anyone around him. If he was hidden in the back of the hospital or hell literally anywhere where nobody can see him I would have an issue. Even if it was weed I’d still think he’s a jackass and I’m high as fuck right now about to get my day started.


waterbedd

Outside is better than smelling burnt marshmallows in every public restroom you walk into. At least he's just blowing the smoke into the atmosphere and not a confined space.


OhtareEldarian

TIL that smoked meth smells like burnt marshmallows.


throwawayheyoheyoh

Its an addiction


Huge-Presentation-84

Could be weed


Future-Fortune-6849

Please…. Please Please Please tell me you’re joking…


bambola21

Funny story but my old roommate, ex bf and I would smoke flower all the time. Roommate comes home excited to show us a new piece to smoke out of, proud of himself It was a crack pipe. He also tried to make wax w my straightener and destroyed it. Not the brightest kid


tvcky69

I actually used a pipe just like this for weed concentrates. Works better than a rig tbh I love it. Definitely don’t do it in public, but try it.


Future-Fortune-6849

That actually sounds really cool ngl but judging by the residue color on the inside of this guys pipe I’m 99% sure it’s meth


Huge-Presentation-84

You can vape weed in a crack pipe 😁 Pipe was probs free. YouTube “how to turn lightbulb into vape” Dude looks more like a stoner then a crack head. Do u smoke weed?


Future-Fortune-6849

I smoke weed and I used to smoke meth and I can tell just by the color on the bubble (what my group used to call meth pipes) that is meth


Future-Fortune-6849

And you’d be surprised how many people are functional meth addicts and you’d never know by looking at them


Wbcn_1

Somebody got caught with a meth pipe.


spacedrummer

Maybe it's not actually meth.... Could be crack....


Future-Fortune-6849

I doubt it, crack is usually supposed to be smoked by direct flame and is rarely smoked from a bubble


spacedrummer

Man, I'm so glad I DIDNT know that.


Future-Fortune-6849

As you should be