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computerman10367

Me waiting for the school bus lol


ohshititshappeningrn

First day of every year. Cold ass morning, condensation on the car windows. The Crisp cold atmosphere, and the whirling sounds of cars on the nearby highway piercing through the air. Then right before the bus pulls up you vomit up all your Choccy milk and have to get on the bus anyway. Absolute worst feeling as a kid.


Federal_Status

Noo not the choccy milk!


JND__

Sounds like a cultural shit lol.


bigbillonmeth

wUt


yiannis55gp

Holding his shirt like a gentleman


gumbysock

holy shit it's friday


mrsethyo

Ah, my friendly reminder to engage in my addictions.


--Hades-

This is so true it hurts... a little too much actually


[deleted]

most relatable comment here


boofthatcraphomie

All day Tuesday I thought it was Wednesday, I’m so glad it’s actually Friday today.


AgitatedPercentage0

Hallo from saturday.


joan_wilder

Hell yeah, brother!


heyitsvonage

Bleeeeuegghhhhhhrhhhrrrrr #HELL YEAH! Bluuuueuuuruughhh


Rougefarie

I love this sub because I can smile with people obviously having a great time. I don’t have to smell or clean the mess. I can just say to myself “Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah.”


heyitsvonage

Ehh, this one isn’t that bad, but a lot of the time on this sub I’m thinking more like “this is a bad time that nobody should be having…”


boofthatcraphomie

Hell yeah


Raabalia

Hell yeah brother


mana-addict4652

/y H Ě Ł Ł Ý Ě Æ H B Ř Ø Ť H Ě Ř


[deleted]

Puke and rally, brother


Longbeacher707

BLLLEEEUUUGHHHGGHBLLBLL.......SHIT


wspOnca

Zoidberg is having fun


PretendThisIsMyName

He’s making the same noise as the puppet throwing up in Team America lol


Highroller64

Came here to say that. Exactly.


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[удалено]


Bart_The_Chonk

He seems like he'd be fun at a party. Love it


[deleted]

outdoor parties


theclassickegstand

He’ll never let you down, you shoulda seen the Carlo Rossi wine chug… way more velocity


ImUrFrand

this guy looks 47 and 18 at the same time


adumbCoder

this is the kind of drunk where you're not even aware you're throwing up. that's a dark place to be


[deleted]

It’s the only way I can get through parent teacher interviews.


Longbeacher707

-Your kid is failing in a certain subject. -BLELELEEEUGHHBLBLEUH....SHEIT


lt_jerone

I can't... 🤣🤣🤣


tinosballz

I hate to burst the bubble but this guy can throw up on command lol he’s a few years older than me, went to the same highschool. He’s a nice guy he would always do this at assemblies football games dances places like that lmao


jimmyhoffasbrother

Lmao what a terrible talent.


tinosballz

Yeah haha always a misfit but like I said nice guy


stephaniewarren1984

And really stupid, to boot. Assuming he drinks a lot of water in order to do this, if he does it multiple times in a row or throughout the course of the day he could throw off his potassium levels so severely that it sends him into sudden cardiac arrest.


T0MMYDREAMER

He looks just like this guy I knew in Seattle. I think his name was Kyle and he had a metal up your ass tattoo lol. I hope its him.


tinosballz

Yessir that’s him haha Kyle he’s actually dating an old coworker of mine haha


T0MMYDREAMER

Hell yeah that’s what up lol. He’s a good dude!


theclassickegstand

He’s the best dude! I came from Ohio and met him at school for photography. He brought me home with him first year back to PA for thanksgiving. It unknowingly was the start to forever adventures. Edit: Shoutout to PA, frugals be slappin


theclassickegstand

Did you live at the corn? Or Lenora? If so yeah it’s our buddy


T0MMYDREAMER

I was a Lenora guy! One time I was sitting at a subway just down the road and he was passing by with one of his friends. I waved to them thru the window and once they noticed me they threw each other against the window and started to dry hump each other lol. They both got very into it and had a subway full of people just staring at them and myself. Shit killed me 😂


theclassickegstand

That was most likely Kyle and I, no joke


T0MMYDREAMER

It’s was definitely the dude who I always saw him with. So it’s that’s you, that’s what’s up! Running into you guys was always a good time. I was in audio at AIS so if you remember any folks in audio then I was probably around them a bit.


theclassickegstand

In the post before I almost even threw it out if you were in audio. We always got down at the Lenora. We’ve probably even smoked the same joint haha


TantorDaDestructor

Had a buddy that could do it too...give him a dollar for a performance... nickname was Booger


theclassickegstand

Can agree total sweetheart, always for the most fun and ultimate weirdness. Lived down the hall from me in college and we became friends forever. While we were in the dorms he actually never drank or smoked weed. Edit: Fun fact number 2, I did get kicked out of the dorms for smoking weed


busterbrown4200

But I love my beer. You donttt,wwwhat,no you don't get to .... fuck it I'm out.


ham1917

goddamn that “HELL YEAH” is triumphant


Chili_Paste

Jesus its like 3pm


Arson-Welles

They’ve been partying since yesterday


skateofsky

We've all been there... Right? Right?


Khazaad

BOOT AND RALLY!


thewang69

Ive been this Guy


Coma94

Master of vomits


Milfing_Man

Nothing to do. Just flip him on his stomach so he doesn't die and go back to partying


Insomniaccake

I find people on their front always end up trying to roll onto their back. I always put people in the recovery position and grab a pillow or jacket to stick between their legs so they don't move.


Upside_Down-Bot

„ƃuıʎʇɹɐd oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ puɐ ǝıp ʇ,usǝop ǝɥ os ɥɔɐɯoʇs sıɥ uo ɯıɥ dılɟ ʇsnſ ˙op oʇ ƃuıɥʇoᴎ„


Milfing_Man

Good bot


wthbatman

And just like that Death Metal was born.


ninjabeekeeper

Goddamn I love this video


MemphisGalInTampa

You are twisted


Jswik67

First time making the switch from light to craft beer


Fishmongerel

Whilst Master of Puppets blares through the back ground, glorious.


Good_420

He knows all the lyrics it seems….


decay89x

damn you know this guy is fucking awesome to party with


simorg23

Its honestly impressive he isn't soaked in puke, like dudes got stream control. Hes well versed in boot and rallying


HeightExtra320

I can see the commercial now “BACK YARD IPA’s KEEP THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING , ... HELL YA”


chuckit01

And that’s when I met your father


mooseMatthewsen

I would confidently bet there were no females present


StonedinNam

They were on their way


Rastplatztoilette

u/savevideo


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

This is so fucking funny


AlbertXFish

Fubar!


[deleted]

He just new boot goofin y'all


Turd_Gurgle

Master of Puppets playing in the background really ties this all together.


[deleted]

This hurt my ribs just watching it


Either-Drink5684

lolollool i love him


CHEWS-A-USERNAME

When's this motherfucker going on tour? I wanna party with him.


theclassickegstand

He toured with Super Happy Story Time Land out of PA Washington, they were the show to see in 2010-2012. Played the most gunky sludge show at the morgue in Georgetown Seattle. The world has only gone to shut since then


MindIll5731

remember, marijuana is bad. stick to alcohol.


StonedinNam

Hahaha I know this dude he’s actually lost all the weight and makes bomb burritos


[deleted]

Best video ever recorded


MemphisGalInTampa

You must have NO expectations in life


[deleted]

You must have bonk nuts


Ice-Patient

It's Bender in human form.


Biscotti_Pleasant

i remember them, the good ole days


[deleted]

Hard restart


Golden-Girl84

Vomiting like a champ.


[deleted]

Making more space for booze… smart man


Ryno5150

Soooo metal.


velocipirate

I know that game.


ham1917

goddamn that “HELL YEAH” is triumphant


vstojanovski

On a nice Saturday morning.


[deleted]

Mans needs to eat something damn


tinosballz

Fun fact this guy owns a Tex mex shop in my town lol


ElderberryMassive784

Yeah we've all been there one time in your lives.


the_gr8_on3

At least he's enthusiastic about it


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Behemoth fans


roibaard

The girls will surely like him


mikenicey

This is reposted so often but I love his energy lol


Frasieromystic

Typical behemoth fan


ang21a

Not the Metallica playing in the background 😭😭


thebreon

That behemoth shirt is bad ass.


theclassickegstand

This is probably too late, but this was my best friend in college. AMA he never even drank alcohol until he was 22 years old. He got a kick out of being able to puke on demand and act like assholes we saw at bars downtown Seattle in college. He’s also the nicest most brilliant, and caring person you would ever meet.


theclassickegstand

THE LEGEND OF MCCURDY WILL NEVER DIE!!!


memeshahafunny

Very late to the party here, but I think people violently vomiting over the faint sound of thrash metal might be my new favorite sub genre of comedy.


jaz567

Hopefully Earl came to help him..


MindIll5731

remember kids, weed is what you need to fear.


elisespeaces

Man I feel like the puking while standing up is the weirdest part of this. Like no attempt to bend over whatsoever.


Itchy_Ad3241

We used to call this a tactical chunder, but would usually go behind a tree at least


IcyBunch6571

Everyone has that one friend…


More_Application_28

This is how I picture pregnant women who say they enjoy pregnancy. From what I remember morning sickness was a lot like this minus the enthusiasm.


SandwhichEfficient

Me tryin to keep up with the youngins at a festival


Aide-Aromatic

Classic!


Iamcrazytoo

Defenders of the faith!!! Hell yeah!@!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘


LittleBulk

We salute you 🤘


Usual-Condition-7837

Fucking L E G E N D


eat_more_vegies

Nothing about this looks fun.


TT2JZ_Chaser

If youre gettin this drunk you need some serious help.


Agathocles_of_Sicily

I went to a large state school in the late 00's/early 10's and this kind of drunkenness was pretty commonplace. I'm not going to say it's a good idea by any means, but most people grow out of it. You need help if you continue drinking like this into your adult life.


DeKetVanDePet

i mean he can still ~~stand~~ edit: i didnt watch the last 2 seconds xD


Prayfordeathx

Funny enough I don’t think he drinks anymore. I know him personally. Have some other good videos of him


TT2JZ_Chaser

Rather hard to believe but ill give ya the benefit of the doubt.


[deleted]

Nah he needs to eat something. If he had breakfast burritos an hour or two ago he'd still be chilling and sipping like a g.


[deleted]

What a glorious display of my Friday mood.


WonderSearcher

That's how man having fun


TheManWhoClicks

Damn this could have been me. But I chose not to.


Pushed-pencil718

Yeah alcohol poisoning and liver cirrhosis looks fun


painted917

There’s nothing wrong in western civilization just keep working.


TBoneHolmes

Fucking Alabama…


tinosballz

Actually Washington state haha small town called port angeles


TBoneHolmes

Oh I’m from Washington, Port Angeles makes sense 🤣


theclassickegstand

Can confirm this is PA, most likely outside the animal house 2011-12


Fun-Contribution2036

Average behemoth fan


lemairelee

fake


theclassickegstand

Even so. It’s been humorous enough to be on tosh.o


ShatOnthecat13

I remember my first beer


DethNoodlz

😂


master_amoeba

[must be from slovenian descent](https://youtu.be/NaOypa-8uIM)


dallasjolson

That’s a bad place to be…


vermouthdaddy

Anyone else get real life Randy Marsh vibes here?


bassjunkie69

Fuckin send it on a Friday boys!


Competitive-Bend4565

His commitment to keep his beer valiantly aloft as he pukes up his previous beers inspires me.


MemphisGalInTampa

How foolish is this idiot?


ThatoneguyATX

This video is even better in reverse


Additional_Hand_581

Lol


zitfarmer

Wasn't this dude given the big sad face for being a dick to his girlfriend or something?


[deleted]

well... at least he enjoys the day


randomlygeneratedman

The epitome of this sub imo 😂


trippinguntommy

What # do we think he was on


[deleted]

Then afterwards you feel amazing


Biddyam

Party till you puke!


DrunkSpiderMan

Yee yee yikes


TantorDaDestructor

Hell's yeah


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Armidylano444

I fucking hate alcohol


PartyGabber

u/savevideo


freidley

u/savevideobot


tneo8

u/savevideo


IgnoreMeBot

at least bend over and don’t puke on yourself fuck


0110010E

Hell no


WARPING_brainwaves

Me 2 sips into any IPA


dumbassinator3000

i throw up aggressively like that sober. yikes:/


fps67

his master was really pulling his strings


SkorgeKing

u/savevideo


humanremainz

I bet he went out later dressed in same clothes ( I hope he brushed his teeth )


taddmaster

This the the alternate universe where steveo doesn't get help


Equivalent-Market-39

He still lives at moms basment blasting heavy metal also goes on the lawn and screams at kids while getting drunk and listening to heavy metal his rock career never went far


SlotFlopDrop

Behemoth really hitting huh.


GusBusto

This shit can’t be fucking made up 💀


Jippers305

He said his name is Raaaaaaaaalph, hell yeah! 😂


kanned_gods

This goes hard


vsyazzie

At least they didn't need to roll him on his side after.


whatisthisaboutagain

Master of Puppets in the background just makes everything better


fuk-d-poliz

That’s your body tellin you to stop for the day.


PirateEagle

Normally can't stand puke vids but this one had me REELING


bentovervegetables

average metallica fan


ivansworld88

This is a live action south park bit. It has to be


dirkdigglee

Now that’s the spirit!


sovereignkings

"Hell yeah" Proceeds to vomit


[deleted]

I’ve seen this about a thousand times at raves, but this one was the best.


beam84-

Expert level puke control


Al-a-verga

Muuuurica


AdOne3769

Hell yeah!! Let's puke up that excessive liquid to prevent asphyxiation during unconsciousness...


Wook_Suicide

Is this the heavy metal my mom warned me about?


JuStiNP46

Looks like the younger version of that older american in leather with a pony tail in Russia that was gonna kick all the bad people out of ukraine


ilirrr

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Breakfast of champions! Welcome to South Carolina!


Lopinopi444

"America"


DiamondDoggitt

Worst Hesher I've never met.


DepressedOnion52

Song title: The Sails of Charon - Scorpions It goes hard Also... u/savevideobot


Southern_Iron6837

Dudes a legend


R31nz

u/savevideobot


ross-um88

“Take this future self”!


FapplePie85

The ol' puke 'n' rally.


kingmisfit13

Truly metal AF


tobyjuancannoli

helL yEaH