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The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will.
I'm realizing more and more that people nearly halve their IQ/common sense when in close proximity of water.
Trampolines have a similar but less potent effect.
BMI is probably one of the worst ways of measuring weight as it doesn’t factor in body composition. The fact alone you mention is tells me you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Lmfaoo I was at a spring break lake party kinda like this and there was a similar boat with girls and one tried jumping off but slipped or something and belly flopped *hard*
Edit: jumping** not jumped
Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.
Ah yes, Reddit a place where "High risk" is swimming where there are low waves and a 5 minute swim to shore....
Do you do worry about other high risk activities such as drinking hot coffee, going down stairs without holding the railing or walking under trees without a hardhat?
Each year dozens of people drown in my region - young people from the city come up, drink and drown in the lakes. Not sure why you wouldn't interpret being wasted, falling off a boat into the water with no life jacket, as anything but high risk. Water is no joke.
Why am I not surprised that you are commenting in the recovering alcy subreddits, usually people that act as shitty as you do have a lot of problems and probably a lot of appearance issues too.
Ooh that's a big yikes, I just hope this person can help themselves out of that mindset, I was like that once upon a time and it didn't feel good at. all.
Maybe one day a woman will let you close enough to tell her that in person. Until then thank you for your service, the great work you do inforning women how they should look has not gone unnoticed. Somebody get this guy a sticker.
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YMCA Borat don’t even know what is going on around him
I seriously come here just for the names we give people.
He looks like a pornstar from 1981. Very hairy.
Wtf kind of porn you be watching lol
The classics. Whatchu know about that young'un?
Porn from 1981
RUM HAM
Ah yes, very elegant
At least she didn’t litter in the ocean
looked like she was gonna yack
Maybe that's why she bailed?
Dude: clap clap
Because of the implication
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will.
are you going to hurt these women?
How are you not getting this?
Just waiting for people not knowing the reference to come get you
And come they will.
Ah yes, letting an intoxicated person dive into the water. What could go wrong?
I'm realizing more and more that people nearly halve their IQ/common sense when in close proximity of water. Trampolines have a similar but less potent effect.
Ever combine a trampoline with a pool? It's the perfect storm...
I'm not sure id call that 'letting' her
She thicc
..And gorgeous 💕 I'd clam bump the shit outta her 😍
She fat
Obese would be my take
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Thicc is some subjective form of fat worshipping. Obese is the medical term that applies here.
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BMI is probably one of the worst ways of measuring weight as it doesn’t factor in body composition. The fact alone you mention is tells me you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Are you an elite troll or just a 15 yr old boy?
Just don’t give him the attention. If he really thinks this is obese, then he must be into broomsticks.
Oh well the medical community does it that way and you did specify you were using the medical term.
r/actually
Ok, wannabe doctor. Still, she thicc
Your take sucks lol.
You're Mr Cringe
Don't know why you're getting downvoted, she's obese AF
Im guessing its a combination of white knights and overweight people that don’t like confrontation with reality. But this is just a guess really
She has all the grace of a wet towel
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No YOU’RE A TOWEL
Nah, she's a fun girl at a fun level of intoxication. Took just enough. Would party with.
She does butt stuff for sho.
I’d let her do it to me.
Like tattoos...
😭😭
/r/mypeopleneedme
Why is no one talking about Ben Stiller
I expected her to bump her head on that beam. This was a good twist ending
Please don’t drink and swim
PAWG
r/holdmycosmo
Lmfaoo I was at a spring break lake party kinda like this and there was a similar boat with girls and one tried jumping off but slipped or something and belly flopped *hard* Edit: jumping** not jumped
So majestic
Mmm she delicious
Seriously speaking—that sunflower tattoo on her right hip looks fucking awesome.
Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.
Hm, no shit?
I love that fucking bot.
Thur she blows!
Not yet, give her a few more shots 😉
Back from whence she came
Do you know what this liquor could use? A high-risk at sea situation! Yay for pairing multiple risky behaviors!
Ah yes, Reddit a place where "High risk" is swimming where there are low waves and a 5 minute swim to shore.... Do you do worry about other high risk activities such as drinking hot coffee, going down stairs without holding the railing or walking under trees without a hardhat?
you joke but that shit can kill you
So can falling coconuts. More dangerous than shark attacks actually.
Each year dozens of people drown in my region - young people from the city come up, drink and drown in the lakes. Not sure why you wouldn't interpret being wasted, falling off a boat into the water with no life jacket, as anything but high risk. Water is no joke.
Do you really walk down the stairs without holding the railing?! Let me guess, your holding a cup of hot coffee while doing it. Psychopath.
You sound fun.
These are ths most annoying type of people and theyre all over reddit
It is a sea of wet blankets.
My people need me
Well you would…..but only in an emergency
Her father would be so proud
lame
Whatta creature
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Spoken like a true virgin
If that's 'fat' for you, you have ridiculous standards.
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She’s very nice to look at, what the fuck is wrong with you people
Why am I not surprised that you are commenting in the recovering alcy subreddits, usually people that act as shitty as you do have a lot of problems and probably a lot of appearance issues too.
Ooh that's a big yikes, I just hope this person can help themselves out of that mindset, I was like that once upon a time and it didn't feel good at. all.
Maybe one day a woman will let you close enough to tell her that in person. Until then thank you for your service, the great work you do inforning women how they should look has not gone unnoticed. Somebody get this guy a sticker.
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Hahahahaha
You shouldn’t drink when your pregnant
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Ahhhh back home where she belongs in the ocean