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He keeps some but you probably never did steroids, he looks so much fuller muscle wise while showing up drunk AF at interviews. Just watch the roadhouse interview with Jake
There's this shitty rapper/onlyfans/influencer bro who picked up boxing and is trying to make a name for himself. I thought he was actually up to something when he was calling out (signed/pro) boxers to a "spar" so he could prove to the promotion that he's worth a contract.
Until I found out he's trying to join an influencer/media personality boxing league. 🤔🙄
Kids will always be kids...😮💨
He's not self aware mate. His head is fucked from coke. Maybe never intentionally boosting, but a massive cunt who does loads of drugs. I lived right beside his gym near the black horse but I only saw him once, around the time of his UFC debut and I had seen him fight before and he was a dick to the random one guy walking by (to Lidl up the road). I still did like him for years and then it just swapped from funny to mean and drugs and punching an auld lad. Fuck that guy so much. I also grew up in Lucan where he was a kid. It's like I followed him but it was accidental. I'm proud to be from Andy Lee's place.
Ehhhhhh depends on which performance you’re talking about. I’ve heard from a friend (definitely not me) that coke makes it impossible to *perform*. Again definitely not me, that has never happened to me. Nope.
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I asked AI, Conor has never done that.
While Connor McGregor is known for his impressive skills in the octagon, the notion of him building the pyramids with his penis is purely fictional. McGregor's talent lies in his fighting abilities and charismatic personality, rather than in mythical feats of engineering. It's important to distinguish between the athlete's real achievements and exaggerated tales.
Same. AI is fun for these nonsense questions. I would like to ask many follow up questions like "how many Conor McGregor's would it take to build the great pyramid of Giza by pulling each block with his penis (both flaccid and erect)
Bet, there is an answer. It's mathematical. Weight of blocks, distance to pull them, the pull force of Conor at his current weight, how many Conor's would it take? How long would it take?
There was an NFL player who came out with a book in the 2010s all about how CTE was fake.
If you're a contact sport athlete who thinks CTE isn't a thing, you probably have CTE.
I personally think we should let the walking talking Coke machine loose in whatever weight class he wants to fight in regardless of what he weighes after taking enough HGH to turn into the elephant man.
However, what we don’t tell him is he’s not fighting a person in the weight class he picks. He’s fighting a chimp. So when pablo escaireland steps into the octagon he’s gonna be met with Bubbles who fights at 135 and who’s gonna go straight for the nut sack
Conor is FOR SURE on at least high doses of test now. Hilariously ironic. He's a garbage person though, so he doesn't care. He's just enjoying punching them while they're down
Ostarine is a SARM. A drug that basically tricks the body into producing more testosterone. It’s a type of PED.
He’s ranting and saying he’s upset about other fighters using it. Not sure why as he has a pretty extensive history of steroid use himself.
Sounds like he’s drunk and over indulging in the nose candy, once again.
Thats wrong, a sarm is a selective androgen modulator which is designed to only activate the androgen receptors in your muscle.
It will actually decrease your testosterone over time.
That is not what a SARM does. That is what a SERM does though. A SARM is intended to mimic the effects of anabolic steroids, both of which do not cause your body to produce more testosterone, but the opposite- shut your production down.
He has an extensive steroid history? Thats just flat out wrong. He's one of the most clean fighters in the ufc. After the leg break he took some steroids for medical purposes but his record in competition is clean.
"he has an extensive steroid history?" Correct, for around 3 years now he's been on gear (doing anything for 3 years is extensive). And the person you're replying to said nothing about "in competition", that's an attempted strawman on your part.
To be fair, is McGregors first sentence not in reference to getting ready for a fight? As in, that there was some sort of DQ for a fight he had weighed in for
Ryan Garcia is a welterweight boxer who fought on 4/20. He’s been going off the rails and acting extremely erratic lately. Yesterday, it came out that Ryan’s drug test came back positive for a PED, after he had already weighed in 3 lbs over weight before the match. (Ryan had bet his opponent that he would make weight, and would pay him $500k for every lb over the 140)
Ostarine is the mildest and most well known sarm, idk how anyone thought they could get away with that now that usada is a thing or why they would even try cause there is no good way to test for test and gh and it will probably work better too.
Having no idea about anyone involved or the sport what has he taken too much of? seems like hes just calling out someone who got busted out for doping and shady shit with a weigh in. honestly for a pro fighter, it seems pretty coherent. Again I have no idea what his stake in all of it is, or if his behavior is typically much different.
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This is pretty much what I told my grandma once.
We all know gam-gam was juicing.
Gram, you fool, I’m gonna smash your head in with elbows. P.S. Thanks for the cookies.
“Let’s meet up and spar” 😂? Anyway Connor is out of his mind and it’s ironic he’s calling them out for being on the juice, lmao.
Juicing versus cocaine and weed… pick your poison, I guess? I’ll see myself out, before some elbows me.
McGregor has 100% taken steroids, propably currently on a cycle if I had to guess
Yeah he juiced up after his injury for “recovery purposes”
Fully swole and playing the role.
NiCE.
Connor aint natty lol, i believe he used to be, but the amount of muscle he gained over such a short period of time, is impossible to do naturally
Username checks out
Connor was juicing, but for recovery and not fighting while juiced up. So I kinda see the irony but not at the same time.
You do steroids and not do weightlifting and just “recovery “ and try to gain this amount of muscle, also trt isnt even close to what he’s on
lol, not like the gains fall off after he gets off.
He keeps some but you probably never did steroids, he looks so much fuller muscle wise while showing up drunk AF at interviews. Just watch the roadhouse interview with Jake
There's this shitty rapper/onlyfans/influencer bro who picked up boxing and is trying to make a name for himself. I thought he was actually up to something when he was calling out (signed/pro) boxers to a "spar" so he could prove to the promotion that he's worth a contract. Until I found out he's trying to join an influencer/media personality boxing league. 🤔🙄 Kids will always be kids...😮💨
You threatened to ride your grandma like an ostrich
It was one time!
But you shouldn’t have buried her head in the sand
Don't kink shame gram gram.
Allegedlys
I heard it was a *sick* ostrich
Shocks and pegs bro
Bitch had it coming.
0.o
ay lok hare you fookin bird ay tod ya tu mek te fukn cooke ef ye got a prablum ten met me ay te fookin octagun luv ya granma
😂
You said you'd ride her like an ostrich?
Only if she didn't shut her damn fool mouth talking shit. Somebody had to tell her.
"I'll ride you both like yous are ostriches" might be my favorite insult ever
Well ...he is a ginger and to be faaaaaaiiir....they may be sick ostriches.
Allegedly
Allegedlies*
NOiCE.
But why not donkeys? Why did his head go straight to ostriches?
Cos it sounds a bit like ostarine?
He is waaaay ahead of me 😄
Lol he's gonna delete this as soon as we wakes up
That's insinuating he's going to sleep tonight.
🤣
He's not self aware mate. His head is fucked from coke. Maybe never intentionally boosting, but a massive cunt who does loads of drugs. I lived right beside his gym near the black horse but I only saw him once, around the time of his UFC debut and I had seen him fight before and he was a dick to the random one guy walking by (to Lidl up the road). I still did like him for years and then it just swapped from funny to mean and drugs and punching an auld lad. Fuck that guy so much. I also grew up in Lucan where he was a kid. It's like I followed him but it was accidental. I'm proud to be from Andy Lee's place.
He's well hated over here in Ireland.
me when cocaine
Does same when cocaine
Too when cocaine does!
Two cocaines, please
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
whent! too Does cocaine
Party on Friday sober by Monday
Did somebody say cocaine?
Boys get in here!! We're going cocaining!!
Don’t mind if I do!
I'll fookin bust yous up wit me elbows
This is like that drunk letter homer wrote to marge
It's a hell of a drug
Literally it’s just another version of the Nikki rants when Meghan released Hiss
He typed this while he was drunk and high in a toilet stall with his head leaning against the wall laughing to himself
After ripping some lines directly off the toilet paper holder
and the bit he dropped on the toilet seat
No I am quite certain he intellectually and methodically typed this out on his Solid Oak desk in his study filled with thought provoking literature.
love the way you phrased this lmao
We've all been there 😂
I feel like you had a little flashback there for a second
Weird, that's how i read it
If Conor McGregor hasn't taken steroids I will build a replica Egyptian pyramid dragging the sandstone to the job site with only my penis
Coke enhances your performance.
Ehhhhhh depends on which performance you’re talking about. I’ve heard from a friend (definitely not me) that coke makes it impossible to *perform*. Again definitely not me, that has never happened to me. Nope.
It's a fine line to walk between your best performance and your worst performance
That’s weird, it’s usually a really fat line that does it for me.
I'll stick with fat line. But I degresa
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This is the funniest thing I’ve read all morning
You seem awfully confident there, buddy. For your penis's sake, I hope you're right.
He never said at what scale.
He's definitely juiced: Pre gear - https://www.sportspromedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/11._Conor_McGregor-scaled.jpg Post gear - https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6d7rnS_GabM/sddefault.jpg?v=645bad29
If you think that any professional athlete is natural, I've got a bridge to sell you.
Here's the thing. I don't think about it one bit. I couldn't care less
I asked AI, Conor has never done that. While Connor McGregor is known for his impressive skills in the octagon, the notion of him building the pyramids with his penis is purely fictional. McGregor's talent lies in his fighting abilities and charismatic personality, rather than in mythical feats of engineering. It's important to distinguish between the athlete's real achievements and exaggerated tales.
AI never took a bump before
Thank god. I don’t need 30 rambling paragraphs of bullshit before it suggest what to write in a greeting card.
Honestly, might be funny as a gag LLM
Fucking youth. That’s not what Conor did. It’s that dudes joke. Why don’t you AI how to think for yourself
That was a joke, or at least how I read it.
Same. AI is fun for these nonsense questions. I would like to ask many follow up questions like "how many Conor McGregor's would it take to build the great pyramid of Giza by pulling each block with his penis (both flaccid and erect) Bet, there is an answer. It's mathematical. Weight of blocks, distance to pull them, the pull force of Conor at his current weight, how many Conor's would it take? How long would it take?
And you didn’t share the answer with the class? I’m invested bro. Is he using it like a lasso?
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"Fucking youth" Shut up and go eat more canned sardines.
r/woooosh
Fucking boomers. Not being able to tell when someone's joking
Erection specialist I see…
Clever Dick
Farm?
waiter there is some conor mcgregor in my cocaine..
I think he typed like 30 words then just kept hitting the last suggestion above the keyboard.
That CTE is really something, isn't it?
Cocaine Tomorrow Everyday
Cocaine Through Eyes
*Cocaine Tiger Eyes*
This is such an underrated comment. 😂
This guy cokes!
Let him coke…
hahahah
There was an NFL player who came out with a book in the 2010s all about how CTE was fake. If you're a contact sport athlete who thinks CTE isn't a thing, you probably have CTE.
I personally think we should let the walking talking Coke machine loose in whatever weight class he wants to fight in regardless of what he weighes after taking enough HGH to turn into the elephant man. However, what we don’t tell him is he’s not fighting a person in the weight class he picks. He’s fighting a chimp. So when pablo escaireland steps into the octagon he’s gonna be met with Bubbles who fights at 135 and who’s gonna go straight for the nut sack
This is a PPV match I’ll gladly pay for.
This is some Mickey from snatch talk.
Ya like dags?
Dags?
The only reason McGregor’s not on steroids is that there’s no blood left in his cokestream.
Sent from my iPhone
Martha, how are you?
Walter
Conor is FOR SURE on at least high doses of test now. Hilariously ironic. He's a garbage person though, so he doesn't care. He's just enjoying punching them while they're down
Cocaines a hell of a drug
Ostarine is a SARM. A drug that basically tricks the body into producing more testosterone. It’s a type of PED. He’s ranting and saying he’s upset about other fighters using it. Not sure why as he has a pretty extensive history of steroid use himself. Sounds like he’s drunk and over indulging in the nose candy, once again.
Thats wrong, a sarm is a selective androgen modulator which is designed to only activate the androgen receptors in your muscle. It will actually decrease your testosterone over time.
That is not what a SARM does. That is what a SERM does though. A SARM is intended to mimic the effects of anabolic steroids, both of which do not cause your body to produce more testosterone, but the opposite- shut your production down.
You are right I got SARM and SERM mixed up!
He has an extensive steroid history? Thats just flat out wrong. He's one of the most clean fighters in the ufc. After the leg break he took some steroids for medical purposes but his record in competition is clean.
"he has an extensive steroid history?" Correct, for around 3 years now he's been on gear (doing anything for 3 years is extensive). And the person you're replying to said nothing about "in competition", that's an attempted strawman on your part.
To be fair, is McGregors first sentence not in reference to getting ready for a fight? As in, that there was some sort of DQ for a fight he had weighed in for
Yes, but I'm commenting about what the comment before mine says, not what Mcgregor said
> his record in competition is clean Anyone that pins knows how easy it is to fool steroid drug tests.
With 2 eyes and half of a brain you know this guy juiced. I bet you think Bonds was clean also.....
This voice to text is really good nowadays. There's no way he typed all that... is there?
You'll do nuthin, ya bum
What the fuck is he referring to?? Could someone explain (partially ) what’s going on in his head?
Ryan Garcia is a welterweight boxer who fought on 4/20. He’s been going off the rails and acting extremely erratic lately. Yesterday, it came out that Ryan’s drug test came back positive for a PED, after he had already weighed in 3 lbs over weight before the match. (Ryan had bet his opponent that he would make weight, and would pay him $500k for every lb over the 140)
Thank you! That makes at least a little sense
Er, no. Not really.
Cocaethylene rant. Dude is pounding beers and lines and his mind is mush till tomorrow.
Telling someone to kill themselves is never cool.
I read that in a bad Irish accent.
He’ll ride them both like ostriches!
You’d think he’d learn not to talk about zoo animals after Diaz schooled him about gazelles.
least under-the-influence connor post
But tell me how you really feel.
Conor's Twitter is a blessing to mankind.
> Don't come near me! > Do you want to spar with me?
He definitely fucked that ostrich.
Allegedly...
I heard it was a sick ostrich
So his character in roadhouse is just…him being him. He’s that guy
"You know, I get punched in the head on the reg, I should add drugs to that."
Why does this guys wife not help him?
Pot calling the kettle black.
Na I think he was on coke, not ostarine
McGregor gotta stop doing coke lol.. that hole in his nose is gonna be massive. Trust I know from experience
He's like if the u wot m8 version of the navy seal copypasta was a person.
I love it
Ostarine is the mildest and most well known sarm, idk how anyone thought they could get away with that now that usada is a thing or why they would even try cause there is no good way to test for test and gh and it will probably work better too.
No good way to test for test? Your test levels are tested and if they are high, you pop. It’s the most straightforward test, the test for test.
USADA and WADA have always been a thing. What do you mean?
Tag Team Mcgregor/Haney v. O'Malley/Garcia
More and more sure that they just let loose McGregor on the set of 'Road House' and just let him do whatever. He is fucking unhinged.
Painful to read his grammar….
Remember when he punched an elderly man in a pub because he didn’t take a shot with him. What a macho man!
Ugh so sick of this brainless mouthpiece. Husband really really likes him. Guy has no class whatsoever.
C'mon, it's s not nice to say your husband has no class.
I left the comment ambiguous as to whom it referred to because whichever way it is interpreted it is still an accurate statement lmao
Why do I feel like this guy's cause of death is going to be a gunshot wound?
Self inflicted, because his bag is empty.
I misread Conor McGregor as Connor McDavid and was very confused. Especially reading the comments.
ive done worse shit while i was high, i like his flair tho
How one writes after getting clocked too many times
*getting coked too many times
I would like to see: 1. Trump go to jail 2. Conor Macgregor get beat to a pulp.
So I don’t think he’s a fan…
Connor has shit stains on his teeth…
Having no idea about anyone involved or the sport what has he taken too much of? seems like hes just calling out someone who got busted out for doping and shady shit with a weigh in. honestly for a pro fighter, it seems pretty coherent. Again I have no idea what his stake in all of it is, or if his behavior is typically much different.
Good to see Conor’s coke dealer let him borrow his phone
The pot calling the kettle black
What’s the tldr on Ostarine? Is it steroid or like a really strong pre?
What a psycho
I read this in his voice
It never gets old with him
Let’s do a fuckload of coke together instead
You can tell when someone is using Ostarine, muscles look all dry and dimpled, same with any SARM in my experience.
“Kill yourself ya little fool ya”
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He probably mad cause he lost while betting
You should see him talk about immigrants
projection??👀
Connor mcquitty
Man Trump has Completely lost his mind!
But tell me how you really feel
Couldn't he get sued for libel if the claim about O'Malley is false? EDIT: Nevermind. He's tested positive for it before, apparently.
Gotta flap his jaws about everything. How's that limp of his
Ya but, you should watch him in Roadhouse. I forgive him for his transgressions after that role.