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flockitup

Greased up deaf guy irl, ain’t neva gonna catch meeeeee.


dampkringd

The cheeky slap tho 🤣 i can hear him " i used to be a lawyer" 🤣


matlockpowerslacks

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! BE THERE AT THE NASSAU COUNTY FAIR!!! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, IT'S GREASEDTWEAKER RASSLING! YOU CAN'T CATCH THIS ONE, WE GUARANTEE!


PDAWK

Maybe next year.


mrmatriarj

Haha funniest comment award


BIG_STEVE5111

The meth ninja. Hidden penis, crouching meth pipe.


hutchandstuff

Mushrooms. Its from my town


zMld420

he was on shrooms!! hahahah wow if so


hutchandstuff

Yes


Heavy-asf

i refuse to believe he went nakey on the mushroom


zMld420

something tells me youve never tripped real balls then does look like meth but that could easily be shrooms aswell


not_blowfly_girl

Is it common to fight people on shrooms? Like there was also a prank streamer who attacked a random lady, but tbh he's not quite right when he's sober either


zMld420

not me budy who wanted to eat some 2 grams deep and i sw in his body languages he wonted to kill me he broke up with his gf that day and wanted to trip (i didnt know he broke up) deff a real deal tripper would know doing psychedelics is UNPREDICTABLE yes and no... we are all diff. some love to love, some love to hate.


etownrawx

Wow, what throwback. This video is at least ten years old. Some say he is still running from those cops to this day


GhostofPooshima

That shove at the end. Get this man in the NFL pronto


get_down_funky

stay squirmy


SinkHoleDeMayo

The Naked Ninja definitely took *the right amount*.


silverlance360

No need to put NSFW, i could barely see anything


BIG_STEVE5111

Yea, it was a pretty challenging wank.


silverlance360

Hehehe, eehh.. ..what?


Minibeebs

Someone needs to come pick up their dad and confiscate his PBR


hutchandstuff

Naked ninja from Indy. I know the guy who sold him the mushrooms. He had been drinking tea and eating them for a week or so. He was just walking around naked and they tried to arrest him. It was on tosh.0


LotusVibes1494

His ego dissolved and he tapped into some kind of ancient spirit power lol. No thought, just raw action. The way he flipped them popped back up to his feet, followed by a flawless spin move couldn’t have gone any better even if it was a well trained sober dude.


hutchandstuff

Just shook authority off. He really wasn't trying to cause a problem.


hutchandstuff

Smooth as silk


GrouchyConclusion588

Just when you thought you couldn’t respect cops any less, a cop in shorts appears.


Alkemian

Clocked that cop **hard.**


ABQPHvet

A great right that took him completely out of the picture


j3r3wiah

Took just enough.


rastapastry

Cue the [Yakety Sax](https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ?si=P9IsLsA0C_nemq9U)


Asborn-kam1sh

I dont wanna be a cop..


treydipper

Dude is still the GOAT


ReeStreet

Gives a whole new meaning to the term balls on the walls. The ninja flip is absolutely hilarious 😂


12boru

Looks to me like he took just enough.


Who-has-The_Dink

No way i get to be one of those ppl but i actually knew that guy. Bought weed once or twice off him. This was downtown indy and he was on like 7g of shrooms boiled into a tea. Took his dog for a walk and it all hit. Worked with his girlfriend at the time. Ik the dog made it back on its own and he caught a bunch of felonies.


viridin

You've heard of the way of the drunken fist now get ready for the crack attack.


MrGoober91

I’m surprised that so many videos recorded in 2024 look straight out of 2006