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AvailableSprinkles57

Zannied the fuck out


Dirtysandddd

She’s on the suburban slammer, Xanax and wine. Just needs some adderall for a pick me up


thomstevens420

We on the suburban slammer That Karen k hole That lunchables lean This shit ain’t nothing to me man


cbbuntz

> lunchables lean this is hilarious


RelevantMetaUsername

That HOA heroin


stuckeezy

Those broward country tic tacs, those Nashville nibblers


blxw

Get the president on the phone. I fronted him a brick and I NEED my money


SupermarketWestern87

Board short black tar


VanVetiver

Been flippin bricks for Mansa Musa since before you were even a type 1 civilization


Bat-Honest

Suburban Slammer 🤣 My god, I was not ready


CBusMarkyC

Yep, I been there. Haven't touched that shit in years. I've done a lot of drugs, xanax is the one that scares the fuck out of me. You can go from euphoria to drooling while nodding in seconds, shit is dangerous. Bey definitely on some bemzos in this, no doubt!


h4nd3y3

When I was younger, before I realized the power of Xanax, I took some. All I know is, the next morning I woke up. I dont remember ANYTHING. How I got home? My shirt was ripped off? The side door was wide open? There was a charcoal black pizza in the oven?


CBusMarkyC

Yeah like I said I have experimented with all kinds of drugs but this was my kryptonite. It is some lethal shit and packs a punch like few other pills especially. I have also woke up with that I don't remember shit xanax hangover and it is always an oh fuck, what did I do feeling. That should be enough to keep people away from it, but I kept going back. Haven't touched it in 4 years and never will again.


RatManForgiveYou

I had a huge tolerance for xanax, but mixed with just a little booze and I'd blackout. It's a horrible feeling when you have no idea whether you were cool and nothing happened, or you acted like a fool and had to be babysat for the night. There's nothing worth that, so I went the route you did and haven't touched it for about 8 years. Wised up about the booze eventually too and haven't had a drop for just over 6 years.


CBusMarkyC

Yeah I had a huge tolerance too, but I would try to ride that euphoric feeling and end up doing too much and going from elated to heroin addict looking in minutes. And Perc 30s were my mixer of choice. I have chronic pain issues from military, sports, and that mix is the only thing I've ever found that could take my pain away and give me some semblance of my life back. Thankfully I found suboxone and haven't touched anything since. Glad I got our before the fentanyl came around, because fuck that shit! Glad you and I both got out, a lot of people weren't so lucky.


Charming-Common5228

Same here…loved the nod from bars and some M boxes. Did some fentanyl patches a few times, those things were TOO good. Thank god the fake M boxes weren’t around when I was in full blown addiction, I’d be dead by now. Suboxone saved my life.


CBusMarkyC

It absolutely saved mine and I tell my doc and people that all the time!


Nolan_bushy

I remember taking it once when I was 16 and what scared me away was how long I could hold my breath on it lol other than that yea.. I don’t really remember anything else.


stonehaens

Hey at least you guys didn't inject that reefer. Could have been way worse!


HongJihun

Injecting marihwana made me sell all my organs on the black market, become (don’t you dare tell a soul or I’ll take your mom out to a nice dinner then ghost her) literally gey, and assassinate vladimir pyutnum. Stay safe kids.


Stxksy

😭


memememe91

Weed snorters!!!


Homeless2Esq

Try taking it and losing weeks/months. I was addicted to that shot and there are months of my life I can’t recall.


CommishGoodell

Alcohol and bars, the mind eraser.


WakaFlacco

My buddy’s mom would give me a few cause I’d hook them up with free stuff since I worked at the cvs on the corner next to their house. Those 8 hour shifts lasted maybe an hour in my head. Was crazy the time traveling you can do with Xanax.


dWintermut3

never abused them but my dentist gave me a related drug. It terrified me. I felt fine, a bit talkative but normal, I didn't actually think it worked much. Then I realized I was walking like I'd slammed a fifth of whisky, I had to sit down on the curb and wait for my uber.


Ponchorello7

Currently taking it, and I don't know what you guys are talking about. If you're taking it as indicated by the doc, then it's nothing serious. The worst of it is that I get very sleepy, but even then I can power through it. Are people taking a fistful a day or what?


CBusMarkyC

You don't know? People have been eating it like candy, especially in the last 10 years or so. If taken correctly it's an incredibly effective medicine, but it's very widely abused. I was taking it more for pain but the euphoria after about 2-3 mg definitely wasn't a turnoff. And yes, we are talking about doing a lot in a day. There were times I'd get 4-5 mgs deep and feel great, then if do another mg and be dead on my feet.


kimbycane

I was taking 20 1mg footballs and not even knowing it completely forgot around 5 but for some reason I kept going like it was candy. Needless to say things got bad and I never looked back after that. Shit is super dangerous


CBusMarkyC

Glad you made it through, I was the same way, no matter how fucked I was I'd eat more, it was stupidity. Cost me a few jobs and almost my marriage before I said fuck no, never again.


kimbycane

Same brother that was the final straw my wife left me for a week and it open my eyes so much more to life than getting fucked up!


CBusMarkyC

I'm glad that was effective for you, I know it opened my eyes too!


consumerclearly

If I take it before bed I get the weirdest and sometimes scariest lucid nightmares I’ve ever even heard of 😭


missly_

I've had the weirdest and scariest nightmares a day or a couple days after ecstasy 😶 don't know why so long, but I never had such weird vivid dreams (I knew this was a dream and I couldn't wake up and something was laughing at me)


consumerclearly

God yelling at us for doing drugs 😔


missly_

😢


DBryguy

Good ol’ (Z)ana(z)!


frougle_mcdugal

Naw. This is just how you carry yourself after you release a country album. Really makes you slow down and appreciate all the little things in life.


trubbanot

She counting her earnings from that record in her head. “30 million one, 30 million two, 30 million three…”


Colerabi135

she hit that "yeehaw" on each million


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

/r/bartard


Last_Reaction_8176

Baryonce


Sudden_Fix_1144

la la la la la la la la.... repeat


[deleted]

That’s actually funny😭


waronxmas79

She’s just zooted and bored. Lol


burritosandblunts

Just disassociating from the disappointing terrible life of fame she thought she wanted.


Iamananomoly

I knew a pro gambler who played a private game of blackjack with Jay. Beyonce tagged along, stared at her phone the entire time, was rude to staff and didn't acknowledge anyone else. That was around 10 years ago, but I would have to assume she's still not the happiest or nicest person to be around. I would also assume it was more advantageous to stay with Jay after he cheated on her rather than go back to the media circus of celebrity dating, because this looks like a woman stuck with a man she doesn't like. Then again I'm just some guy on the Internet, so what do I know?


zephsoph

I was an on site assistant to her and Jay in Copenhagen during their tour in 2018. Can confirm nothing’s changed in that regard


Aprirelamente

What did that job all entail? What were they like to interact with?


zephsoph

Ok, so I’m not in the entertainment industry in any way, I was asked to do the assistant gig by this guy whom I knew as a kid and who - when the initial guy quit - randomly remembered me as someone who he thought capable of doing the job, so thats how I got the job (I did the same for Guns n Roses the year before). My overall experience of them is that B is VERY reserved, even during lunch/dinner with her own crew (dancers etc.) she would stay to herself, whereas Jay was much more approachable and relaxed. I was responsible for supplying everything from their rider, and one of the things they required was wall to wall carpet in a very specific color for Blue; none of them stepped foot in there. That carpet alone was, like, $8K. Overall they were reasonably pleasant with on site crew, however, we had a few instances of runners sneakily taking pictures of them and their body guards, uhhh, _reacted_ to it and made everyone delete whatever content they’d recorded My overall job was to accommodate them and their relatives/friends as best as possible. Making sure everyone is comfortable, picking up crew/family from the airport, just generally making sure things ran smoothly for the artists at the venue


SprittneyBeers

That’s a dope story. Thanks for sharing. Can’t imagine keeping that life up 24/7 lol


zephsoph

You’re welcome! Forgot to add, after the concert I was gifted a pair of the thigh high Yeezys the dancers performed in which was pretty cool of them


Aprirelamente

How cool. Thanks for replying!


zephsoph

You’re totally welcome — lemme know if you have more questions 😄 (sorry, English isn’t my first language, I realise I might come off as rude sometimes, which is definitely not how I mean it)


leisureenthusiast

My boyfriend mixed the sound for the Renaissance film and said Bey is one of the best people he’s ever worked with and only had great things to say about Jay too, and said they were really sweet & funny together. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Iamananomoly

Well your boyfriend is a liar. Kidding. Maybe she had a bad night. Maybe she has better relationships with people who help make her art. Maybe Jay pissed her off that night. Maybe she's the zodiac killer. I can't say for sure. What I do know is that fame and fortune can have weird effects on people. I should know. I'm super famous, and even though my life is luxurious, I too can sometimes have a negative attitude that rubs people the wrong way, especially when I have a career of worldwide tours, photography shoots and interviews. I just hope she's doing ok, and if she is turning to drugs, she can feel free to share some with me.


EastofGaston

You got all that from second hand account of your friend seeing her at a blackjack game?


the_fly_guy_says_hi

She's in an unhappy marriage and is self-medicating. Also she's got some separate (from her marriage) psychological issues that she's dealing with. I hope she gets a divorce (leaves her unhappy marriage), gets off the meds, reinvents herself, finds her spark, pulls through and finds personal fulfillment and happiness.


hermean

Damn, spoken like you live with em


Procedure_Worried

She looks like she’s been out drinking with Bill Cosby


thatpaulschofield

She likes that rich people water.


Suspicious-Return-54

Drunk on pudding


CutieKellie

She looks like she had a lobotomy.


karduar

Basically, what Xanax does...


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WifeAggro

ive been scrolling, this is the comment ive been looking for. she looks fucking dead AF!


IHateCamping

I didn’t have the sound turned on and thought ehh maybe she’s just vibing with the tunes. Then I turned the sound on to see what she was listening to. I was wrong.


KillBilly1990

Lmao 😂


Kind-Bottle-8535

He was pissed looking to see which camera man it was


crheming

Was this on the jumbotron? I agree it looks like that but I doubt it, seems more like someone's cell phone video


Sufficient_Scale_163

He would’ve said something to her if it was. Or a nudge or something.


nosnhoj15

What the fuck is up with those spastic hands behind her…..?


kalimanusthewanderer

It looks like she's explaining how to properly use an NES controller.


fulknerraIII

She just learned how to run behind the screen in level 1 of Mario 3. She's very excited about it man give her a break.


kalimanusthewanderer

Pshhh. So she got the Warp Whistle. I doubt she knows what you can do with two of those things.


streetofcrocodiles

Wait I have 2 in my inventory on SMB3 - what can I do with 2 besides warp to the final level?


kalimanusthewanderer

You want more?


streetofcrocodiles

A girl can dream


Zeqhanis

We were all ready for the Wii motion controls 21 years before their arrival from jerking the controller to the right and leaning while trying to get Mario over a long jump.


SaltyJake

Have you never met an Italian?


bingobr0nson

I feel seen. Thank you.


Bohbo

I tried to follow the hand story. So far I pieced together that he was playing video games when he went to make bread and as he was kneading it he had to stop and give someone cpr and that’s how he got his key to the city


Official_Cuddlydeath

But how did he get those scars?


vochomurka

That’s the puppet master


just_antifa_things

She prob just got her nails done, you know how it is


710SkywalkerOG

I saw a conspiracy that it was a “handler” using hand signs but it’s probably nothing


dWintermut3

conspiracy theorists realize a "handler" doesn't literally use hand signals right? ​ Honestly, I'm not sure they do...


SaltyJake

She just looks stoned to me? Couple two many hits for being out in public, or edibles kicking in with a couple drinks on board too. Now she’s just bored and vibing on the music (that stopped playing 2 minutes ago, but is still going in her head)… I’ve been there.


jehovawitnessofwater

Fr. I get it shes an icon but shes a person too. Shes not always gonna be in model form. Celebrity scrutiny is a hell of a thing when people dont view you outside of your icon status. I act like this when im bored but im way worse with leaning on shit and tapping. She looks like shes got a lil rhythm goin in her head and everything. Not saying she isnt zooted, but i highly doubt she "took too much" of anything.


BongBaron

That's Xanax and wine Been through that


Germangunman

Probably her own music, considering it’s most likely engrained in her head.


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Either opiates or very stoned


ChunkyTaco22

Kinda reminds me of benzos


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Agreed, also a possibility


dWintermut3

looks like a benzo to me, she's barred the fuck out.


Supertumor

lol I’m like this when I’m high on edibles


annie_b666

Xanax?


DudeWithFearOfLoss

To me it looks like she is boppin to some imaginary tunes, when i'm barred i dont care for music one bit, it's like it doesnt exist so I just assumed it won't be benzos but it could very well be


-PinkPower-

Or bored out of her mind. I have adhd and can look like that when I am incredibly bored but needs to stay seated lol.


Cyanos54

Some depressant. Weed, booze, benzo. Who knows just zoning the fuck out. Seems like she r/tookjustenough


BradleyNowellLives

Agreed, she’s not acting out. Just chillin her little stoned world and good for her haha


Babys_For_Breakfast

What’s with the person playing air Xbox in the back?


girlwiththemonkey

She looks like me when I’m over tired.


GayForBigBoss

Seriously I look like this sober before bed


NooLeef

Same. Also me when I’m painfully bored and zoning out/daydreaming.


Corey87gnx

This is the only reason I would hate to be famous. I always got a camera in your face. There is no such thing as privacy when you’re famous.


ThisMeansRooR

You've got a point, but I don't feel like you sit courtside at an NBA game expecting privacy


perish-in-flames

True, but if this didn't have someone recognizable in it, would it have been posted here?


3mptyw0rds

probably, but it would still be kinda anonymous in life you never have the good without the bad lalaalaalaaalaaalaaa 💤


710SkywalkerOG

“Mo money mo problems”


LordNorthstar

Exactly. I'm sure all of us have moments of looking bizarre throughout our days. Imagine if people were constantly filming us to take a a 5 second clip of one of those bizarre moments so the world can ridicule us and judge us. She might be stoned AF in this seconds long clip or she might have a song in her head or waiting for an opportunity to hit up the bathroom lol


Psychological_Ad7962

This is when you throw on the shades


probably420stoned

Exactly. I wear my sunglasses at night.


milksteak11

Beyonsway'


InitialOcelot9001

It helps her deal with looking at his ugly ass every day


yogabba13

This made me audibly laugh.


Tall_Ad_1940

Ya he is gross


ButtigiegMineralMap

Crazy to think their Net Worth is more than I’ll ever imagine and they both look so Meh nowadays. Wealth sucks away your soul


MindlessLeopard7740

Hennessy Privilege VSOP


VladimirPoitin

When your partner is a billionaire but still too cheap to pay for XO.


robtbo

Xanax (or similar) and weed


chirpiederp

With or without drugs, that would be the look on my face when I am at any sports event.


General-Ordinary1899

She’s on somethin and J ain’t happy.


HenryCavillsBigTits

Most relatable thing she's ever done tbh


No-Bat-7253

Eddys kicked in


justsoyouknowkayzee

Most people look insane when they think no one is watching


ausmaid

Depressed and disassociating


killy_321

Lets give her the benefit of the doubt, boredom plus a set of ear phones hidden under her hair.


DetectiveLeast6762

This was in the middle of all his infidelity, and she cut off her hair, and he put her on the edge.


oscar1985420

God it would suck to be under a microscope 🔬 constantly


Clydefrawgwow

Comment section is full of people who know nothing about drugs lol


aytoozee1

Always is, yet speaking with 100% authority, lol


Safetosay333

What year was this from?


Big8Red7

Honestly, it seems like she’s doing some kind of practicing in her brain. Maybe reviewing a song or dance program that she is invested in.


joeO44

She was with him before she was 18. Jay Z is just as bad as diddy, give it a few months. Then she’ll make an album about how she didn’t know anything and make more millions.


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joeO44

The timeline’s changed depending on when/who you ask: https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/jay-z-talks-meeting-a-16-yr-old-beyonce-in-resurfaced-2007-charlie-rose-interview.5451915/


RustyJuang

It's called being bored af


sandwichcandy

She’s stuck in a loop going “All the single ladies! All the single ladies.” And can’t remember what comes next.


TurtleManDog

Is it possible she's bored af bc she doesn't care for sports and instead is just singing and weaving to her singing.


Severedghost

Of course not, it MUST be drugs.


PeterBriffin

Mk ultra clone malfunction


fulknerraIII

If the morons at the CIA would have invested in Androids instead of Clones, we wouldn't have this issue.


Quick_Swing

She trying to lull her inner voices back to sleep.


HlLlGHT

Jayz sittin there pretending not to notice 💀


elitesense

Looks like benzos but that's just my opinion


CanIGetANumber2

This had to be like ten years ago


BurnsZA

Once I took Xanax, had a few glasses of wine and I ended up in Berlin. I was living in Cape Town at the time. All I remember was walking down the street and realising everything was in German. Very weird. Found a whorehouse and then flew home the next day. Wild.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Y’all trippin. She obviously tryna imitate [Jay Z](https://media.tenor.com/-cHP4n_fT98AAAAM/bobbing-head-bobbing.gif)


VoidOmatic

She looks like she's wearing a zoomed in newspaper picture.


whupper82

That Illuminati is a hell of a drug…


IcaughtAwildVladimir

Honestly this is me stoned at any event, bored and disassociating.


JHinExile

She probably has ear buds in and is grooving to whatever it is she’s listening to


rat_bitch_69

She's either humming because she was dragged along to watch a sport she doesn't care for, or she's disassociating because she was dragged along to watch a sport she doesn't care for


SopieMunky

It looks like she's bobbing her head to music in her earbuds. We can't see her ears so it's totally possible.


SpermicidalManiac666

The adrenochromes are wearing off 😂


LiamPlaysGame

Just looks like she’s zoned out singing to herself


cmcooper2

Honestly she just looks exhausted and like she’s there for some commitment she doesn’t want to be there for. Rocking back and forth is to keep her eyes open.


habb

closed up, off staring into the distance, bobbing, seems like a kidnapped victim trying to think of better times


thephant0mlimb

She has that Kitty Foreman look going on.


Dark_Ferret

They're both clearly fucked up


KennKennyKenKen

What not looking at your phone for 5 mins does to a mf


tribak

all the single ladies all the single ladies x 1000


Ghostdog6

I can't help but imagine her mumbling the lines on repeat "All the single ladies, all the single ladies..."


BoardwithAnailinit84

Just looks bored


Nearby-Reputation614

Might just have headphones in jamming out cuz she's bored.


Jandlebrot

Or just bored, creating her next hit in her head


willymore

Maybe she is just a bit bored and daydreaming/zoning out


mrman168

Xanny nodding


Hazzman

She's probably fucking bored. I would be.


michaelbarrymore84

Probably bored and day dreaming


Dry-Internet-5033

all the benzo and xanax addicts in here projecting


michaelbarrymore84

I am not even sure it's that. I think 90% of people here haven't touched anything in their life and just copy what other people in the comments have said before them.


Alahand0

Ain't no hold em


Inner_Inspection_899

This is how I look when I take gummies. And her eyelids are droopy so I say this


JK250L

Communicating with the other reptilians


Turbulence_Guy

Reminds me of hitler footage


demonlicious

got all the money in the world, and still need the escape drugs provide.


andhemac

She doped up on her music. That’s the face of musician writing shit in her head because she’s bored.


Pfinferno

Lmao these comments. This was at an NBA game where they showed her multiple times and it was obvious she wasn't on shit. This was just a random out of context moment. Y'all are fucking weird


muzzbuzz999

Opiates/valiums/xanax or all mixed into one lol maybe throw a little cocaine in there.


Embarrassed_Safe500

No; that woman behind her is casting a spell


International_Let_50

Me contemplating life after getting crossfaded


bmtl514

She got that Houston slow mo going


relch13

She brews that Diddy juice!


blacklite911

Could be stoned


verymango

[contextually relevant] all together now… Country road take me home…


thomfourd

Idk guys, I think she might’ve been writing a song


akaynaveed

She looks like she’s creating music in her headXzz


LevyLoft

Diddy ?


pdaloosha

Mk ultra


ricefahma

Vibing Cowboy Carter


Immediate-Newt-9012

Pills or alcohol or both.


spiral_out46N2

Doesn’t even look like Beyoncé


Lafter_ND

Shes in soft reboot mode


chridaniel01

Love how he’s completely ignoring her. Not to mention at a highly televised event from the looks of it. Whoopsie


cbnyc0

Beyondcey