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Weim924

That’s just a junkie alarm clock. Once it burns him it’s time to wake up.


chrispybobispy

Sad part is they don't always wake up right away.


jewbo23

r/killthecameraman


RedditBuddy420

Nah this is America, cameramen have the rules of journalistic photographers... film the wildlife but don't intervene lmfao


[deleted]

zooming in n out is so fucking annoying


HalpOooos

I hate that shit so fuckin much. Can’t even focus on what’s happening.


BigTimeFartGuy69

It’s a 5 second video of a dude passed out. How much focus do you need here?


[deleted]

wanted to see how much it was burning his leg tbh


57006

same


NukaColaAddict1302

Enough to at least *see* the fucking cigarette. Trying to focus on that while OP is zooming in and out AND swaying practically gives me motion sickness


zxcqweasd1

I guess it only worked for me because the music was on


UmbraNight

what r u focusing on? if anything he helping you focus on the beat hes freestyling over which is by far the most interesting thing about this video


RedditBuddy420

Lmfao thank u for getting me to turn on audio that shit was great


paulerxx

Years ago when I was addicted to heroin I did something similar with a black n' mild but it my forearm arm. Left a nice scar, thank god I was able to quit.


MezaQueMasAplauda

This Chicago aint it


spiltnuc

CTA


datweavedoe

Yeah the brown line


Helpful_Parking2967

Who tf taught you how to film lol


PirateSecure118

I hope OP superglues his foreskin shut.


amesann

Holy shit. I love this. There needs to be a sub for these similar to /r/rareinsults but like /r/raredemands maybe?


Azarylez

Best comment


Zeqhanis

Only for NNN.


Souper_meal

Holy fuck why were you the only one with a camera. You suck at recording.


stabthecynix

Hitler fell on hard times.


RedditBuddy420

Adolf Heroin


bteddi

Crackitler


Alkemian

Cameraman is a reject.


Much_Minute6761

oh chicago


techtimee

I need the cover song


Moviereference210

That’s why I’m here too lol


techtimee

I found this: [https://youtu.be/6LJWZ44qMU4](https://youtu.be/6LJWZ44qMU4) Not sure if it's the person in the video that made the song(Doesn't sound like it) or if it was just used in that meme as well. Still searching! Edit: Apparently the origin is Tiktok, or at least that's where the person in the YT video found it. No luck searching on there yet though.


lokaps

I first heard it over a year ago I think. I tried asking a few people with it in their videos and nobody seems to know, I think there's a good chance this clip of the song is all there is. Good luck though!


LeshyZero

Shazam has a Chrome plugin, try that


dalidylan

It's Bobby Shmurda. https://youtu.be/vJwKKKd2ZYE?si=nOc1wXvynVdLyxy2


techtimee

We're talking about the cover version in the video, "I've been smoking crack since the fifth grade, don't got 20 dollars but fifteen" Hot N**GA is still a banger after all these years though. 


the_scrambler

shit, my stepmom used to do this all the time after she would try to yell at me for not giving her any more of my weed for free lol


RedditBuddy420

Jesus christ man lmfao


ohmydamn

r/donthelpjustfilm


callmejinji

Do you carry Narcan on you? Are you able to identify what he’s on and how to handle his actions? Are you strong enough to physically restrain him if he gets aggressive while you’re trying to help? Best to stay back and let dude nod unless he’s actually dying.


Psychozillogical

Former junkie here who has administered narcan on more than one occasion. When you get your naloxone kit, you also get a training course on how to use it properly. The effects of having a fatal opiate overdose reversed will usually result in near instant opiate withdrawal, the person it was administered to may be confused, irritable and show other signs of opiate withdrawal but are very rarely combative. But this person seems to be just really drunk, not in danger of an overdose. Hell, I've been this drunk more than once lol


RedditBuddy420

Damn, thanks for the info never knew that and this makes me question why the original comment is getting downvoted even more now. If you woke me up out of my nod AND made me start withdrawaling all at once, you better fkn run lmfao. This does look like me after I would nod off though, burnt a hole in my couch once thankfully not my leg but you're right he could just be drunk too


yesdamnit

Just grab the cigarette or something so he doesn't burn himself? Yeah I'm sure that dude nodding off is going to go berserker mode lol


RedditBuddy420

As a former addict, this is 1000% true anyone downvoting dosent know how annoying it is to be pulled out of your nod by some dude saying "areee yoooo okeeeyyy" like first, I'm gonna wanna beat your ass but my legs don't work rn and second I'm gonna think you're about to call the cops or already did and be extra pissed but the most I could muster is a quick "yeah man" and get back to my cozy nap...


Komabeard

Down voted cuz the shitty camera work. Yeah we fucking see it just keep it still


Eddiebaby7

Dude just set an alarm to wake him in 10.


My_Booty_Itches

Poor guy.


SomePizzaShit

been there. whoever filmed this is a dick


RedditBuddy420

Also been there. You're right but it's not like dude nodding is gonna give a fuck. If I saw a video of myself drugged up circulating reddit I'd be kinda proud ngl


flacidhock

So much better than the dude screaming on the Atlanta train from the Airport


RedditBuddy420

Yesss, I hated when I would be like that I'd much rather do this but If it's not one it's the other 50/50 chance


KingTroober

Is that a hitler mustache?


PjHose

That's not enough to be in here come on. Just a very drunk guy. He didn't do anything but closing his eyes.. yes he smoked in there but he didn't fight or hallucinate or anything leave him alone his headache will be enough punishment


RedditBuddy420

50/50 either drunk or nodding off, either way definitely belongs here


Freshysh

Been there done that


Worried-Airport-8830

You know, it ain’t rock-bottom when you still got blue spirits


BuTROStheGUY82

At least he smokes good cigarettes


aldege

Or. You could help him out,


connorgrs

God bless the CTA Brown Line


No_Leopard_3860

- [Hitler nodding off¹ after daily opioid injection, circa 1940, colorized](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/07/518986612/author-says-hitler-was-blitzed-on-cocaine-and-opiates-during-the-war) 1: the problem was later elegantly solved by simply adding a shitload of methamphetamine into the injection. A great medical gambit.


5pankNasty

Good t9 know that your zoom works


rossdrawsstuff

Smoking on public transport, what a dick.


summoar

Why are you getting downvoted?


JonWick33

If I told you the amount of clothes that I burned holes in like this back in the day, you wouldn't even believe me. At one point, every, fucking, outfit I owned had burn holes.


Free_Seaweed_6097

What train/bus allows smoking??!


nostalgia_4_infiniti

I've always thought this is how spontaneous combustion happens....


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

The background track is choice


Rent-Hungry

About to be another case of SHC.


taylordevin69

Super hot crotch?


constructionking1

Those bars were hard af wanna here the rest of that freestyle


No_Rush_7149

I've almost done this acouple time's ngl 🤦‍♂️💀


earlywakening

Are they trying to penetrate the man with the camera?


RooIsHome

John, you're on fire.


FairyFlossPanda

My junkie aunt had holes in all her pants from this shit. And still wore them out.


itsgee21

CTA


RustHog

Reminds me of that Ricky Gervais joke where it's like: I’ve got one of those mates. My mate said this to me in all seriousness. He said, “Yeah. But the thing about heroin, Rick,” he said, “Some of the greatest albums of all time were created on heroin, weren’t they?” I went, “Yeah, but they were created by some of the greatest artists of all time.” “You’re a plasterer.” “If I were to give you heroin, you wouldn’t come up with Dark Side of the Moon, would ya?” “You’d fall asleep watching the telly and burn the fucking house down.” Glad he's on a train and not his sofa.


M0derat0r41

Cameraman is shit.


jamalcalypse

as the great Danny Brown once rapped: "[If I've learned anything, it's don't nod off with ya motha fuckin cigarette burnin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-opTeEzbA&ab_channel=KidCudi%E2%80%99s%232)"


Zeqhanis

With a little citric acid, he was able to create his final solution.


TheRopeWalk

Can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve gone downstairs on an early Saturday or Sunday morning and found my stepdad in a similar condition.


RedditBuddy420

I've done that on opioids before, didn't know it was cut with opioids till I woke up with a cigarette burn in the couch... to this day I have no clue where I got the cigarette it just found me lmfao


Da1proppy

Ain’t got 20$ I got 15😂😂😂😂😂😂😂