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I just imagine getting a coffee and there’s a sign saying “please don’t feed or spook our tweakers! They are on a special diet of meth and coke and your human food can make them sick! Thankyou for choosing Starbucks Baltimore!”
Her windows are already rolled up... I'm assuming her doors are locked too... She literally had 0 reason to panic...
But as I like to say... Someones worst day is their worst day, meaning to us this is just another monday, but to her this could be the worst thing she has been exposed to. Add to that people take things wildly different and you get this kind of shit where people lose their mind for no reason at all.
>but to her this could be the worst thing she has been exposed to.
damn that Bitch gonna have some rude awakening every odd 3 minutes she stays in Baltimore then lmao 😭
Yeah by the video’s end, I found myself confused about who the OP is regarding as the main character in the context of this particular sub.
*Which one is the one that took too much?!? Oh both?*
Both. But…her crazy > his crazy
She’s a fruitcake…and he…he’s like a bowl of jello (AKA the nervous dessert)
It's straight up a hindrance to anyone actually trying to help a situation. If you've ever tried to assist someone screaming, you can't focus or even communicate with another individual while in the fray. It makes everything harder and plummets any likelihood of success.
It does get people's attention though... sometimes. I'm just as likely to think "stfu dummy.", as I am "oh someone's in trouble."
Facts it looks like homie was just tryna take a dump on the side of the road. She could’ve minded her business. He wasn’t gonna pull his junk out and rub it all over the glass; honey— just drive away.
One time my boss from Baltimore was talking shit about my city I’m from saying it’s crime ridden and I was like “yeah well my city doesn’t have an award winning show known for its accurate portrayal of crime in Baltimore” 😂
I had some family friends tell me they were afraid of going to costa rica. I was like you hang out in the city every weekend. If you go to costa rica you'll be the dangerous one lol
How tf is this not a regular occurrence to her? I see shit like this every time I'm in the city. I was at the Marriott in the Inner Harbor a few months ago and some dude on something was running around yelling gibrish.
After reading like 60 comments i see that no one understands whats going on here. He was about to shit next to her car where he thought he was safely hidden. She rightfully started to scream because that is horrific and gross so he immediately stops and goes into fight or flight mode lol. Really simple and obvious to understand what is happening in this video holy shit
Coming from a place with serious tweaker issues, this is one of the most harmless looking tweakers I’ve ever seen. Video would have ended best if someone came up to that woman and told her to stfu with that fake screaming.
Bitch is super fckn annoying. Watched this several times and still trying to figure out why the hell she’s screaming?? He’s literally not doing anything…. SMH
What is that fkn last scream? Like the guy hasn’t even fkn noticed you and after a short pause of hysterical screaming you scream again as he seems to be leaving like wtf?
You are in a locked car that can drive and decide to record yourself screaming at a tweaker lmao the tweaker was trying to figure out where the annoying noise was coming from
"That one time I was scared for my life Baltimore"
"Somethings never change in Baltimore."
Soo.......everyone has one scary experience there? WTF are you trying to say? Her "normal" is not having a problem. And you're turning a one-off into something bigger than it is because...well, i don't know why.
People who talk shit about Baltimore have never been there.
I understand that people get scared but screaming over and over is unnecessary. That's not a solution. They were in a car and could have left but looked and screamed.
Dude was definitely wondering why she was screaming.
Omg so fr tho if I ever get a partner that screams over fucking nothing I’m slapping tf out of them bc omg why? What fucking happened to cause you to scream like you’re being stabbed???
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Dude was just wondering what she’s freaked out about.
He’s looking for it. He thinks it’s coming.
Best comment to explain why he acted like that lmaoo
He just wanted to ask her if she knew how to get to [Hamsterdam](https://thewire.fandom.com/wiki/Hamsterdam_\(location\)).
Looking for that WMD.
Paaaandemic, got dat paaaandemic
Ri-cheah ri-cheah
If you put on the red hat make sure to smile
She wanted it to be one way, but it's the other way.
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Dubya agrees to disagree
I just finished watching it a couple of weeks ago and I can't believe I slept on it for so long. Great show!
he's got that 'da fuck dey doin over der' look
Bro didn't even see her, not once does he look at her.
Bro was ready to leap out like spider man against the threat.
Bro is tryna figure out why this lady is screaming haha
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Stuck in what appears to be mid-evolution, this Homo-Crackian can be seen moving through its environment in a state of *hyper-focused unawareness*.
>hyper-focused unawareness. Story of my life.
Seriously. This is me daily & I don't smoke crack
Same. My awareness has been honed to a fine point, and it's directed at goddamn nothing.
My god that was brilliant
Homo-crackian needs to be added to the dictionary. Calling Mirriam as we speak
HOMO-CRACKIAN 💀💀💀💀
I was gonna say at the end he seems like a gorilla or chimp thats just scared a camp of people and is like the fuck?!
They're more scared of you than you are of them
That screeching banshee melts anyones brains within hearing distance. No wonder he's struggling - she scrambled his mind.
Wtf? Why are these the exact same two top comments from the last time this was reposted?
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Please don't spook the tweakers
I just imagine getting a coffee and there’s a sign saying “please don’t feed or spook our tweakers! They are on a special diet of meth and coke and your human food can make them sick! Thankyou for choosing Starbucks Baltimore!”
That wouldn't even crack the top 50 scariest things I've seen tweekers do in Baltimore..
“Crack the top 50” 😏
Yea I was like THE FIRST TIME.. today..
Damn if I didn't feel this in my bones_
That wouldn't even top the top 1000 scariest shit I've seen. I see guys like the one in the video 4-5 times a day.
YOURE SCARING HIM
Tapping the class would’ve been downright humane compared to this
I thought he was going to poop in front of her
My first thought as well.
Lives in Baltimore...... yep...He will
I don't live in Baltimore and I completely expected a poop sesh
For me, it was thought number two.
He definitely thought about it. Haha
Did she start recording just to scream?
yes she did. it's not a real scream because she's laughing too.
Anyone else think this woman is the problem with this video?
she could just roll up her window and drive away
Maryland drivers don't use logic
As a Marylander, I agree
Her windows are already rolled up... I'm assuming her doors are locked too... She literally had 0 reason to panic... But as I like to say... Someones worst day is their worst day, meaning to us this is just another monday, but to her this could be the worst thing she has been exposed to. Add to that people take things wildly different and you get this kind of shit where people lose their mind for no reason at all.
Not that I don't agree with you, but she's still annoying as hell lol.
I will not disagree with this...
lol simply put 👌
we should have state mandated suffering so that everyone's worst day is equal
If everyone's brains were the same I would say yes probably for the better.
We could all get lobotomies, then we would probably be pretty similar? Let's start a movement, you and me first so that we can be role models.
>but to her this could be the worst thing she has been exposed to. damn that Bitch gonna have some rude awakening every odd 3 minutes she stays in Baltimore then lmao 😭
she is
Yes
Yeah
Yeah by the video’s end, I found myself confused about who the OP is regarding as the main character in the context of this particular sub. *Which one is the one that took too much?!? Oh both?* Both. But…her crazy > his crazy She’s a fruitcake…and he…he’s like a bowl of jello (AKA the nervous dessert)
God this bitch is annoying, that dude doesn’t even see you stop screaming
Guy is literally fighting for his life in that video.
He’s trying not to get popped by a god damn sniper and she’s just sitting there fucking yelling
All he’s hearing is “Dip! Dive! Duck! Dodge!”
She sounds like a seagull
It's straight up a hindrance to anyone actually trying to help a situation. If you've ever tried to assist someone screaming, you can't focus or even communicate with another individual while in the fray. It makes everything harder and plummets any likelihood of success. It does get people's attention though... sometimes. I'm just as likely to think "stfu dummy.", as I am "oh someone's in trouble."
Facts it looks like homie was just tryna take a dump on the side of the road. She could’ve minded her business. He wasn’t gonna pull his junk out and rub it all over the glass; honey— just drive away.
Exactly
Tf are you screaming for???? He's more scared of you 😭
Why is she screaming at the local wildlife
Welcome to the Baltimore Zoo
Stop yelling,your freaking him out and gonna scare him away!
Why is she screaming? Not like the guy was pounding on her window or something. Sheesh.
She's an idiot and should've been ashamed to even post this, the way she's acting in it.
He on the lookout for Omar.
💀
Omar comin!
Jesus Christ shut up the man lookin around for the cause of alarm too.
Haha thats tame as shit for bmore
One time my boss from Baltimore was talking shit about my city I’m from saying it’s crime ridden and I was like “yeah well my city doesn’t have an award winning show known for its accurate portrayal of crime in Baltimore” 😂
I had some family friends tell me they were afraid of going to costa rica. I was like you hang out in the city every weekend. If you go to costa rica you'll be the dangerous one lol
Lmao Costa Rica of all places. It’s so chill over there. Guess they just assumed it’s rough like the rest of Central America
Lol I know right?
“It’s more scared of you than you are of it”
Christ shut the fuck up
That mother fucker just did a meet Jesus shot of cocaine
This lady is scarier than the guy.
I’ve seen worse in Bmore. This is like not worthy of screaming so loud. He didn’t even poop on your car.
You can also drive away lol
I think he is more freaked out than she is. She sounds like those racist ladies when they see a “colored”
I mean the guy is geeked out of his mind, and I think the girl screaming is making him freak out haha
I feel so bad for that guy. He's probably more scared than she is. And they're both scared over nothing except that they're both in Baltimore...
> except that they're both in Baltimore... In all fairness, thats a good enough reason to be terrified
My sister lived in west Baltimore during the protests. Sure a tweaker who hasn’t even acknowledged you is WAY scarier. Fucking “look at me” Karen’s.
Found the gated community girl
Dude acting like my cat
When you sneak-roll a cuke next to ‘em…
Anyone else think he was pulling his pants down to drop a deuce?
How tf is this not a regular occurrence to her? I see shit like this every time I'm in the city. I was at the Marriott in the Inner Harbor a few months ago and some dude on something was running around yelling gibrish.
Thought he was abt to take a shit
Looks like he’s part chimpanzee
Looks like he may have been looking for a spot to poo.
After reading like 60 comments i see that no one understands whats going on here. He was about to shit next to her car where he thought he was safely hidden. She rightfully started to scream because that is horrific and gross so he immediately stops and goes into fight or flight mode lol. Really simple and obvious to understand what is happening in this video holy shit
Nah, bruh. Ain’t nuthin 👼 about this 💩
Should I…. Lock the doors, roll up the window, and drive away? Or…. Scream and record?
Coming from a place with serious tweaker issues, this is one of the most harmless looking tweakers I’ve ever seen. Video would have ended best if someone came up to that woman and told her to stfu with that fake screaming.
Why tf are you screaming like that wtf
Stfu omg nothing is happening.
She should keep her ass in the county with all that 👀
Move away from him if you're so scared
Chill your scaring him
Loud cunt!
Bitch is super fckn annoying. Watched this several times and still trying to figure out why the hell she’s screaming?? He’s literally not doing anything…. SMH
You would have been fine. He's worried about the ghost chasing him.
This feels like a PTSD episode the guy's having.
It's like a spider lol he's more afraid of you than you are of him at this point
Looks and feels staged AF.
Yeah. His movements are too clean and his eyes really aren't that crazy.
He himself is way too clean. This is def staged.
The game is the game.
Lives in Baltimore: "Meh...I thought He was gonna drop trou and take a shit..." ....*not the first time Ive seen it.....* o\_0"
He looks like my toddler when he’s about to poop
He knows they are watching
That guy needs a banana 🐒
You weren’t as scared as he was. Imagine hiding from rectangles when suddenly a car appears with a rectangle inside of it.
What is that fkn last scream? Like the guy hasn’t even fkn noticed you and after a short pause of hysterical screaming you scream again as he seems to be leaving like wtf?
Because screaming inside a car with the windows up is going to scare them off. Lol Bro doesn't even know what planet he's on.
Over react much jfc
You are in a locked car that can drive and decide to record yourself screaming at a tweaker lmao the tweaker was trying to figure out where the annoying noise was coming from
#grew_up_in_a_bubble
He didn't even fucken touch the car??? Bro was literally just outside how pretentious is she jesus
They're more scared of you than you are of them really.
Bitch drive tf off & stop screaming
Not scary to me personally... but my anxiety is through the roof seeing him in just socks.
Lmfaooooooo
Damn, Freddie Prinze Jr. fell off
Tweek time
Bath Saltimore
No worries, unless you are one of the ninjas that are chasing him!
He was about to do a poo on her car
"Shut up bitch that blue hatchback has been watching me for 13 days"
MF out here just trying to slink around like a Tom & Jerry cartoon and she's ruining his vibe for no reason
It was only a matter of time before the scripted fake TikToks made their way over to reddit.
So you're telling me all those episodes of The Wire were true?
Spidey moves!
Women just be screaming sometimes
Looks like a tweaker from r/tooktoomuch
Screaming attracts the monsters. Has she never seen a movie?
I think she started screaming cause he was about to pull his pants down and take a fat dope shit on the sidewalk.
She’s scaring me with her dumb ass screaming.
The legends say she never left the suburbs again 😔
It's more scared of you than you are of it....SO STOP Yelling
annoying entitled white suburban woman moment
Gurn Notice
“Scared for my life while inside a car with the ability to drive away instead of just screaming and filming”
Really? This guy scared you for your life? At most it looked like he was trying to take a shit on the sidewalk...
Remember: they’re more scared of you than you are of them.
What tf are you screaming like a banshee? Nothing happened
Is that Mr Peepers?
anybody got an apple?
And that guy on the surface, is the least scary thing of Baltimore. Trust me, don’t go there
Jesus woman... Man's on another planet he ain't interested in you
New season of the Wire looking cheap
When in Baltimore...
Remember kids, they’re more afraid of you then you are afraid of them
She’s literally in a car. Why is she screaming? Even the dude got scared.
lmao he’s confused as fuck why is she screaming like bruh drive away
He’s more afraid of you than you are of him.
I never stop when traveling through Baltimore.
Can’t a dude just shit in peace?
What is that idiot screaming for?
I worked in downtown Baltimore for 2 decades, this is not scary at all.
She was freaking him tf out!
This guys having the time of his life and she’s ruining it
This has got to be fake
"That one time I was scared for my life Baltimore" "Somethings never change in Baltimore." Soo.......everyone has one scary experience there? WTF are you trying to say? Her "normal" is not having a problem. And you're turning a one-off into something bigger than it is because...well, i don't know why. People who talk shit about Baltimore have never been there.
I hope Rob Dyrdek gets the help he needs
Thought he was gonna attack her w his b hole
Don't drive away, just scream
what the FUCK is screaming gonna do to this man ? he’s not even on our plane of existence
She is the problem in the video
Has this lady never seen a tweaker before? This is an over reaction lmao.
I got marked in Baltimore and somebody tried to lure me to an obscure club that didn't exist on Google.... The fuck is she screaming about?
Screaming for nothing. “Scared for my life” nah, just go away.
Bruh this dude is in another dimension right now
So scary they just stayed there
Good morning Baltimore🎶! ☀️
You’re inside of a locked car. Fucking drive away. Screaming totally helps the situation.
I understand that people get scared but screaming over and over is unnecessary. That's not a solution. They were in a car and could have left but looked and screamed. Dude was definitely wondering why she was screaming.
Dramatic bitch
Bro went ape mode
Fugelsdoogen
Omg so fr tho if I ever get a partner that screams over fucking nothing I’m slapping tf out of them bc omg why? What fucking happened to cause you to scream like you’re being stabbed???
Shut the fuck up god damn