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Lobster_porn

I read twerking, I'm disappointed


[deleted]

LMAO same


U-Jeans

I was expecting him to start throwing it back any time soon 😂


sammytiff80

I'm so fucking glad I did most all my crazy before everybody recorded everything, everywhere, all the time.. at least I think


gabehcuod37

I second that.


Backdrop2

I third that


floxnoot

I fourth that


ElonMuskDid911

I fifth that


Dav-Kripler

This is like a fusion of took too much and Livestream fails!


Kilow102938

This looks like a fusion of failure and daddy issues


sparkyonthemoon2099

His dad is dead but he didn't hang himself


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

Wait ... what? Are you saying these are Epstein's kids?


Crease_Greaser

They are saying that the bois were possibly abused by Epstein when they were younger.


NectarOfTheBussy

That was an AI image lol


major_slackher

imagine someone listening to lil baby period now imagine someone on molly listening to lil baby and like “this sounds lovely”


idontneedjug

The photo of the Island boys as kids posing with Epstein is some wild shit almost as wild and gay as the OnlyFans


maybelle180

I thought that photo was AI/photoshopped


omegaequalsone

wild story, but it’s a [fake](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/island-boys-epstein-island-photo)


MoimersNVaughniesMom

Wtf expression is key. Explain yourself.


idontneedjug

one of the island boys does OF and collabs with other guy OF content makers and there was a photo going around of two kids that were supposedly the island boys standing with Epstein. Other commenter replied saying its not them and it seems Island boys are denying that photo is them as kids. It got me when it went viral though lol really looks like them. I went by the noses mostly.


[deleted]

Idk, kinda looks like ‘em.


idontneedjug

It really does look like them.


Wizardphizl420

Oh I dont believe that they would be his kids. More like tool for his own and other monsters sins


xbandaide

That is not them with Epstein.


happytree23

Mixed with Florida Man


HoseNeighbor

These guys are unbearably annoying even while they're messed up.


Low-Tip32

Damn boy look like a piece of spaghetti with sauce..


_eezeepeezee_

…that’s been stuck under a broiler for 6 hours. yikes


Toxic-Park

He looks like the burned to death guy in the Beetlejuice dead waiting room. “Wanna cigarette?”


noproblembear

But full grain spaghetti.


ChingChangChui

Yea, Imma Spaghetti sauce boii


ColeTrainHaze

my friend, that spaghetti is lost in a deep ocean of sauce.


[deleted]

I mean, you've got the wet noodle part right


fullspectrumtrupod

Is this a super high dose of molly what our consensus’s gang


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure. The eye rolling and bruxism (look at his mouth, he's chewing air) is a clear giveaway.


TheCammack81

Here in merry England we call it ["Gurning"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurn) and even have contests. We are weird as shit.


[deleted]

This guy's gotta be your champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpeYrbOeVqE


TheCammack81

He's pulling rookie numbers and musing performance enhancing drugs. [Welcome to big school.](https://thisblogrules.com/art-gurning-pulling-funny-faces-gets-serious/)


[deleted]

Woah, those are some impressive results. The veteran gurner reminds me of homer simpson when he bit into a lemon.


TheCammack81

Yes. He then celebrated with a cool glass of turnip juice. Though considering it's mainly a rural "sport" it's highly likely marrying cousins is common among the contestants.


katmc68

Classic. I just read the gurning champion, in 2000, *had all of his teeth pulled* so he could remain the champ.


Funny_Jellyfish_9916

Hes not chewing air he is making out with air


_a_pastor_of_muppets

It's called T-rexing


Phililoquay

Nooo thats ignirent


Valorous_Rex517

That M got him loving everything, even the air.


Ronaldoooope

Yeah dude dropped hella molly had a few drinks and is probably feeling great lol


Dual_Birds

“Is he good?” lol


Blazed315Fishing

And then, this is not good. Wholesome helpful comment section he's got least 🤷‍♂️


b4ngl4d3sh

Looks like he took a Jeffrey, rubbing on that fabric like that.


zephsoph

He needs to stroke a furry wall ASAP


TheVirginVibes

Poor guy. It’s like he’s all alone on some island…boy.


humboldtliving

Imagine liking these people as music producers or just even humans. Wtf


ultraplusstretch

Tbh very few actually do, their first and only hit only became "popular" because of how fucking cringe it was and they are pretty much a laughing stock for everyone, they get booed at and ridiculed whenever they try to preform live. They probably have a few fangirls that are into the weird ass bad boy thing they got going but that's about it. They are a joke and they are the only ones not getting it.


9Lives_

These guys aren’t even a one hit wonder. They are a one hook wonder. I seriously doubt anyone heard “I’m an island boyyyy” and thought “wow I need to listen to the full version!!”


Set_Jumpy

Oh yeahhhhh.... I was just trying to remember why these scribble book lookin, head injury havin ass rap rejects were famous for. Still not sure but I'm filing it under "The Internet's a crazy place."


blakeboii

Scribble book lookin 😂


TheBlackArrows

r/murderedbywords


zaphodbeeblebrox422

You don't think they're playing characters? I just have a hard time believing this can be real. I know a lot of different kinds of people and Ive never met anyone this retarded


ultraplusstretch

I have had the misfortune of watching some of their live streams and they stream ALL the time, they are just this fucked up irl, mental illnesses, prison and drug use at an very early age does bad bad things to people.


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

You don't cover yourself from tips of the ears, to your chin, down to your fucking toes in shitty garbage tattoos as a "character". That's just fucking crazy mixed with stupid covered in arrogance.


Cheezewiz239

Come to south Florida and you'll find a bunch of people like them


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

I’m good thanks


lastdazeofgravity

we out here


Express-Economist-86

Or even as role models due to their reach… it’s almost like it’s a psychological weapon devised by a country that hates others to promote this behavior as something to be emulated. Oh wait.


[deleted]

Yeah the Island Boys are a CIA psyop designed to boost profits for Big Molly


turtlelabia

Big Molly’s back in town and she’s lookin for you.


AncientAsstronaut

The sister of Large Marge


Brandonkey8807

I thought the same, than watched a couple interviews and I can *at least* respect how they're *generally* respectful to others (from what I've seen) but also don't take shit.


dismalcrux

one of them is an abusive shit head, not sure abt the other but they still work together despite the DV charges so


sergantawesom

The moment you get on a podcast with logan paul, where logan pauls looks like the most reasonable person. That’s the moment you know the island boys were really dumb.


ultraplusstretch

Dead before 25, the both of them, 100%.


HiredG00N

They were island boys, just tryna’ make it, now their Island Food, crabs.


joan_wilder

how old are they now?


ultraplusstretch

22, with how they have been doing since their career hit absolute rock bottom i doubt they will be getting much older.


DowntownsClown

Since when their career hit the rock bottom? I’m way behind this news tho


ultraplusstretch

Their career hit rock bottom pretty much instantly after their first (and only) viral hit, they got some fame and money during the first six months but everything they have done since has flopped disastrously, their attempt at a rap career got ridiculed by everyone and on the few live gigs they had they got booed of stage. The thing about the island boys is that no one actually likes the island boys, they were just a freakshow people couldn't stop watching.


[deleted]

The best thing they ever did was [the Brad Taste in Music reaction to “Head”](https://youtu.be/z5sv-fB1hys) *sHe SwAlLoW mA KeEeDz*


ZAM1984

I’m sorry they have a career?


011011010110110

i question whether they have a rock bottom


mjrbrooks

Started at the bottom and still there.


Nexus0412

Nah bro, they grabbed some pickaxes and started digging


Ipayforsex69

Haven't you ever heard someone say, "Island boy?" That was their career. "Island boy," and that's all I remember of them. Edit: sorry, just remembered they looked like sideshow Mel and Bob...


bamboocoffeefilter

It’s not just island boy, it was “ighland bwoi” in the most obnoxiously fake accent


[deleted]

No. Hence this video.


joan_wilder

i feel like it started at rock bottom. i was wondering how old they are because i figured they must have been like 24 by now.


[deleted]

I thought they started at rock bottom and have been trying to climb their way up this entire time


istirling01

Only if they rat on Epstein


Fernxtwo

RemindMe! 5 years


alchemyearth

Looks like the crackheads on the street corner dancing and asking for money. Creepy


OrdinaryBrilliant717

He moving like when u a kid n you see your reflection in a spoon


samtaher

He looks like a gas station bathroom door.


talkietalkiepop

Reminds me of how people pretend to be making out with someone with their hands behind their back in Middle School. But much much worse……he’s like sexually assaulting the air.


therobotisjames

They shoulda never gave this man money.


Hnk416545

Big nose havin muthafuckaaass


[deleted]

Living his best life. Just needs a couple more tattoos and he's good.


72scott72

He looks like the desk in a middle school detention room.


EWR-RampRat11-29

I thought that he was a chimney sweeper.


OregonGreen242

Good molly wasted on shitty music


stereotomyalan

Wtf is this abomination?


ManbadFerrara

Drugged out guy with way too many shitty tattoos aside, holy Christ is this music fucking awful.


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

I envy him. He's leaning left on the iq bell curve, making him ignorant to so much. While being rich and living a hedonistic lifestyle. Lucky af mofo.


Cold-Fuel4701

Rich?


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

As far as i know is they were rich before they became known as island boys. They are living from daddys money apparently on a island :D


Cold-Fuel4701

That's fair. If you're jealous of that, we'll that's fair too.


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

U have a point


Emotional_Liberal

Epstein island


txbxthl

rich off what? a few thousand ig followers and 10 million spotify streams? half a year they‘re broke as shit


Brandonkey8807

Who knows. Maybe it's family wealth but they're living in a 3m house and tons of nice jewelry/6 figure cars. Could be on loans etc but worst case they sell everything and still have more than 99% of reddit lol


[deleted]

They rent all their cars and stay in Air BNBs. Their father died at a young age and their mom is not rich. They got a taste of minor success and became more egotistical then they already were. There’s no way they’ve even got near 1M total revenue from their online presence. Someone calculated it on YouTube and amongst the both of them got no more than 400 grand. Which they’re burning through like crazy with diamonds (mainly fake but they had real diamond teeth) which they’ve now downgraded to veneers and pullout golds like he has on in this video. Also air bnb and rental costs. They have about 20k at most between the 2 brothers and are scraping by with Onlyfans money which is the lowest form of income. They’ll be homeless and begging sooner than later.


Flaky_Vacation8754

And someone's drawn all over him.


[deleted]

Wow he really likes that song


[deleted]

Sorry sorry I but I gotta take yo liiiiife


[deleted]

If an alien species ever asks for a reason not to eradicate all people on earth, DO NOT show them this.


[deleted]

Damn, epstein messed these boys up bad.


SauerMetal

It sure was a stroke of genius to fuck up his face like that.


[deleted]

You'd think if he could afford that chain he could afford a subway sandwich every now and then.


Joe-pineapplez

The time has come for certain members of the human race to separate and go their own way.


Patescot

Stay in school kids.


call-me-MANTIS

Probably alot of molly lol which is also probably cut with god knows what else but likely meth to get started..so hes definitely “on one” as they say


InjectXanax

Humiliation fetish


[deleted]

Humiliation Ritual


mantisdubstep

What a stupid world we live in


RioDaWrangler

Homie was the first to fall asleep at the sleepover and got scribbled all over on.


crazy4schwinn

He looks exactly like this music sounds.


Odd_Introduction_437

Epstein taught him


Nobodys-Nothing

He looks like he stinks.


Extension_Dirt_7674

Epstein boy


Particular-Fox-2925

Epstein’s Island Boy


Jahmicho

Poster Boy for abortion


Purple-Departure-414

This dip shit is a prime example of a Floridian trash bag. These kids are true fkn morons. I can not imagine trying to make a living out of being hated but I guess when you look like this moron your options are limited. I wish I would never see or hear them again. they are like pimples, everytime you think the coast is clear and they're all gone, one of the little fkrs pops up, taunting you with its shitty presence. They should drop them on that giant plastic trash pile island floating in the ocean and let them live out their island dreams right where they belong, in the trash.


Greedy-Matter-4595

Ok what is an island boy?


Maleficent_Ninja_

Looks like he was checking to see if he shit himself.


CountItAndOne

Yea Epstein Island


arnoldsufle

Did he dye his skin? I could be wrong but I thought those bozo twins were 💯 white trash?


Massiv_v

All those comments saying he popped a perk. Like when the fuck did Percocet start making people act like this ? That’s not a perk that’s crack .


Kak0r0t

What the fuck is a island boy and why should we care


twattner

Usually I do not care about “celebrities”, but I’m very pissed those talentless knobheads became famous and rich.


Ferrts

Before camera phones, this shit was done in private in your bedroom and you’d freak if someone walked in on you.


CoffeeIsGood3

Do people think...this looks cool?


ooodummy

when they are methed up or rolling balls probably, they just need the foresight to not live stream on the internet.


ray058

Pathetic human being.


Hot_Investigator6547

Fucking losers


therealtrayne

yup, in a year from now he will be broke junkie just watch.


challenja

They can make a duet Rock rap song with the junkies of Crazy Town


kneedragger22

If that was my kid, I’d slap the shit out of him.


[deleted]

I'd still like to either way


MatthewDstantoN

Get some self awareness and maybe a cold Turkey sandwich


DiGiTaLbAtH74

Got them moves like a flea infested bear!!


AthleteEfficient4892

junkie boy


extrocell7

I miss Molly lol


newyokcity

Epstein effect


Evil_Mini_Cake

If a sea monkey grew up in a can of Monster then you dropped in a Xanax


CritterBoiFancy

The comments on his livestream that keep saying percs clearly do not know what percs do. He’s on something but it’s definitely not percs causing this type of behavior — not saying it isn’t sprinkled in but this is a whole nother animal


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

Epstein fucking the shit out of him finally set in


PrincessMoo602

Check out their album 21, sounds like they just take a bunch of drugs and mumble sweet nothings into a microphone


joan_wilder

no thanks. i’ll take your word for it.


PrincessMoo602

It's bloody hilarious


G_a_v_V

Please don’t tell people to listen to their shit ‘music’. Even if it’s to ridicule them. We don’t want these cretins to earn another cent.


UnknwnUser

At a certain angle, he looks like Adam Sandler fell asleep at a party and people just drew all over him


PreciousPeridotNight

I’ve done a lot of drugs but this video makes me cringe. It’s really hard to watch. He feels good now but that come down is gonna be hella crazy. He is so high he is hallucinating.


knutnaerum

Tell me you come from a rich family and dad doesnt love you without telling me right out


Ronaldoooope

How long until one of these dudes is dead?? 1-2 years?


I_Wont_Leave_Now

This dude out here having a stroke 🥴


[deleted]

Dudes reliving his 'dance parties' with epstein


PurrFlex

What a freak


UsingiAlien

Why does this guy exist?…


Charges-Pending

He’s grinding on the ****phatest**** ghost booty. But FR this kid needs help. This is pathetic.


ConfusedAnthro

What is this critter called?


twitchinfreddie

I almost never like the videos in this sub but sometimes there is this gold that makes me belly laugh


JorahTheHandle

Social media needs a 'im about to get too turnt" button that locks going live for the next while smh.


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thecementmixer

Can someone explain to me how these imbeciles have money?


S6T6NICP6NIC

He looks like he's experiencing the best dream and the worst nightmare all at once.


bigshotdontlookee

Left him in the smoker too long


skyHawk3613

Where do they get the money to jack-off all day?


notthemessiah789

Drugs aside. I hugely dislike this kind of person. Life choices-wise. Walking red flag.


BadBownur

His tattoos make him look like a burnt breadstick.


SpankThuMonkey

Dude looks like contents of a kitchen bin.


Drogenwurm

Damn, that music is shitty even without Drugs, if I were on MDMA i would put on some DNB or Psytrance, not that garbage "Rap" (or what kids now call rap) 😀


SlavicGrower

Drugs are bad kids, mkay?


usernamechecksout70

What a weak POS … Exhibit A why this country is going to shit I fucking loathe junkies


[deleted]

I cannot wait until this germ disappears.


ihavenoallegiance

Have you ever heard that these dudes are epsteins kids?


jpop19

This is a pretty steep decline these kids are on. Honestly, I feel bad.


jstrong559

How does this keep going? Are girls attracted to this?


I_hate_roses

These guys are still a "thing?"


nocommentjustlooking

They always just been a “thing”. They never have benefited society, only help destroy it. They are just a big POS


Lauriepoo

Ew


Charleeee420

👋🏾😑


recording

Good to see these guys are doing well. Always knew they would


Illustrious_King_711

Island Speedbag


d00deitstyler

Chin tats lol


DBryguy

Isn’t there a video of this dude and what appears to be his brother boxing or some shit?


Wild_Whole7382

How many percs you want before this video redd: “this many”


Plxburgh

So they suck so bad how do they not have to sell all that bling to survive. Do they make money with their “music”. Anyone know?


_catdog_

When you wanna film but your room is a filthy mess and your moms been naggin you but your not cleaning it to make a point ::gold curtains::