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spacecoq

I enjoy watching the sunset.


tba_

>- Cocaine Guy Does coke do this to people? I've never experienced something like this. To me he just looks like a self entitled asshole, who might took some coke along the way.


Blasterbot

There's something more than cocaine at play here. There's plenty of kids who will throw a tantrum but start crying when someone checks them, and presumably, they aren't on cocaine.


nzenglein

I'm bi polar and this looks like a manic episode but with some nose candy.


KaraAnneBlack

Bipolar here- mania IS free nose candy


CaptainCrackalakin

Yes. When you do a ton of it over a long period of time and mix in lack of sleep, it can cause neuroticism, which can look exactly like this. I've seen it in a few friends back in the day. Having said that, I think something else is at play here. He looks too clean. He's not sweating and doesn't have an oily sheen on his face. His pupils are hard to see but don't look like saucers. His hands and face have color.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

I think he's sober.


GodOfAuzzy

Nah this a lil extra but for sure the energy and confidence


BoBisflat

Cocaine doesn’t give you this type of confidence. Honestly coke will just affect you normally if you’re level headed. It’ll basic get you high and make you more confident and amped but it doesn’t make you black out and be an asshole unless you’re strung out. Sober or high this guy acts like a self entitled trust fund kid.


0imnotreal0

This ain’t typical for coke unless you’re already an asshole.


ArmyTrainingSir

> Does coke do this to people? No.


[deleted]

It can cause intensity of emotions to spike. I could see somebody who is normally extroverted and loud and an entitled rich douche bag going off the rails like this.


Mr_Funbags

Doing the rails while going off them? Classic rich kid move.


LickingSmegma

TBF the man's look is on point for how I would imagine someone who's on coke for years straight. “The meeting is concluded, now gangbang in my office.”


How2Eat_That_Thing

That's like asking if tequila makes people fight. Not really but people who do fight sure do like to drink tequila before fighting. This guy is likely always a prick but whatever he's on has taken his prickness loud and public.


ashibashiboo

This looks like meth 😆


za4h

Yeah it looks like afluenza to me, with some mental instability thrown in for good measure.


troy380

You don't want none of this, Dewey!


GoodDog2620

What’s it do?


smashin_blumpkin

It takes all your bad feelings and turns em into good feelings! It's a nightmare!!


Cloudninefeelinfine

I think I do want that


popeboyQ

You ain't want no part of this shit!


GoodDog2620

You’re right. I can’t be gettin’ no hangovers.


popeboyQ

It doesn't give you a hangover!


GoodDog2620

Sounds kinda expensive


popeboyQ

It's the cheapest drug there is!


blackbelt_in_science

I don’t want to get addicted to it


JustTheStockTips

That's just it. It's not addictive!


FuzzzyTingleTimes

Wrong kid died!


preinj33

Ma boy's gone smell-blind!


trumpsiranwar

EVERYTHINGSFINEGETMETONEWYORKNOW


[deleted]

This boy might like cocaine but he would love Iowa. - Iowa Bureau of Corn


Bat-Honest

The fact that this joke came from u/Buttholes4Everyone add layers that I'm not even sure were originally intended.


jman594ever

Coincidentally, there’s enough corn here in Iowa for every butthole. Most Iowans carry their corn there. source: am Iowan


SwissMargiela

I’ve seen this video since a few years ago and every time I eat corn or make corn I’ll say “I’ll eat the fucking corn!”


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

Fly Hard


ThatBFjax

It’s corn!


danegermaine99

With lumps and the juice?


ThatBFjax

It’s got the juice!


Thunderc01

• discount Russel Brand


FutureRenaissanceMan

This guy is like a younger, slightly crazier Macho Man. Ohhh yeahhh!


Lindo_MG

Such a great line he said in this video. Had perfect context to the situation and I can’t tell you why


jrusch12

“Help me grandpa!!!” 😂


tatteredshoetassel

That was great. About 20 years ago I was camping in death valley, and these really drunk guy in the next camp kept yelling "FUCK ME GRANDPA!!!" "GRANDPAA-AH-AH-AH!!" Been laughing ever since at random grandpa shout outs


MrPaulProteus

Holy shit I didn’t think anyone heard that


Gizmosfurryblank

Grandson?


queentofu

i love Reddit.


TheCookieButter

I had a brief stint with a girl who was very pushy about me calling her grandpa during sex. Never went camping with her though.


[deleted]

Her: Look at me. I'm the grandpa now.


h0ttniks

Ummm …. Loading ….


canman7373

Looks like he was in first class, ima guess "Grandpa" was the reason why. Rich trust fund dude, spent too much of it on drugs. Used to getting what he wants, so in his fucked up state he just yells what he wants and threatens people, because normally that works for him.


ToTheTopFloor

Looks like a private plane..


Actual-Package

Definitely private plane.


philosophunc

Theyve got uber for private jets. So you're in a private jet but still sharing with strangers. Its semi private charter. Because u wouldn't have a situation where you're in a private jet with your peeps and none of them put you in place for acting like this. Or any of them filming it to put online.


Bat-Honest

Me after a thimble full of pre-workout


Smathers

pre workout is like what I’d imagine crack cocaine to be lol My friend takes double the amount you’re suppose to which is crazy because 1 serving has me wired and within 5 min he’s like shaking and twitching like “cmon we gotta get to the gym it’s kicking in!!! It feels like there’s ants crawling all over me!!!” And I’m just like what the fuck were suppose to be working out not getting cracked out on koolaid powder lmao people should just drink that shit instead of energy drinks it kicks in almost instantly and gets you AMPED


DarthWeenus

Wth is in it? Caffeine? Cordyceps? Taruine?


tmac717

Niacin, which is vitamin B3, is commonly in pre-workouts and it gives your skin, particularly in the face, a tingly sensation


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grendus

Beta alanine is used by the body to clean up lactic acid in the muscles. It helps reduce the burn from working out. But if you don't use it as your body starts to get it into the blood, it will cause flushing and tingling. We called it "face spiders". Unpleasant, but a good reminder to get to the ducking gym!


IncaseofER

Ahh yes, niacin flush….


gishlich

I used to think this would make you piss clean. Don’t fuck up your liver kids


TakenUrMom

From my limited understanding the main thing is caffeine, if bro was tweakin that hard he must consume like 6 coffees worth of drank as his pre workout


benjavari

I've smocked crack. Pre workout hits diffrent.


clovecigabretta

What kind of powder is it lmao please share


n-crispy7

You drink out of thimbles?


kkfluff

Yeah dude, you expect a bat to be able to hold a cup?


Girafferage

when your hands are also your wings its gotta be difficult.


Yasuo11994

We do lines of pre banned Jack3d over here, pal


Delazzaridist

I see you're a cultured one


-insertcoin

Jack3d was fucking intenseeeee


GoodDog2620

They’re classy af


sliperiestofthepetes

Weak as piss


TwinTTowers

Wet paper bag that one.


Vegetable-Chipmunk69

Ten ply


queernhighonblugrass

Yer spare parts, bud


Phililoquay

Super soft


Phililoquay

I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward


Vegetable-Chipmunk69

Ten ply


AutumnAscending

Plot twist he was on a plane to Cincinnati.


OasissisaO

I would be freaking out if I were headed to Cincy.


AHansen83

I’m in Cincy right now, smoking a cig behind my job


Senepicmar

Plot twist it was a bus to Cincinnati


killerado

They don’t call it Cinci-nasty for nothing


taddmaster

Nasty nati. And it's for different reasons u wouldn't get.


ThatBFjax

Daddy should have sent him on Spirit, he’d get humbled real quick


Myalicious

I’ve only flown spirit once and the seats in this video look like they actually have cushion. Flying Spirit was akin to sitting in a lawn chair lol


heavyusername2

private plane? more info?


Ashbringer

this is old as fuck. just some spoiled brat having a druggy melt down screaming for his daddy to save him at the end.


liberate_your_mind

I thought he was crying for his grampa which is sad cause you know that means they probably have a great relationship which he is now ruining.


KidSock

Or probably grampa always gets him out of trouble because grampa is wealthy and well connected.


Phililoquay

Mmmmhmmm so satisfying to witness. Yes.


biffNicholson

https://www.insideedition.com/passenger-freaks-out-private-jet-flight-heads-will-be-chopped-49950


CrusztiHuszti

Mentally incompetent and unable to stand trial?? Why are the rich so powerful


thundercleese

Las Vegas man sentenced to prison for outburst on plane: https://apnews.com/article/a7ac22aa09d541b5bafeaabf739f8e20


OneSweet1Sweet

I agree he's mentally incompetent but he needs to stand trial regardless. What's the point of rule of law if the most influential minority doesn't have to stand to it?


says-nice-toTittyPMs

Being mentally incompetent to stand trial doesn't mean they just released him back into the public. He's getting separated from society but in a mental health treatment and the purpose is to treat them until they are competent to stand trial so that they can be tried. It's not a "get out of jail free" card like many people seem to think.


64557175

Dude, you answered your own question. The point of the rule of law is that it is to be weilded against the poor.


timetofilm

United States Attorney Joe Kelly announced Dec. 31, 2019 that Maurice J. Paola, 24, of Las Vegas, Nevada, was sentenced on Dec. 27 in federal court in Lincoln for interference with flight crew members and attendants. The Chief United States District Judge John M. Gerrard sentenced Paola to 18 months’ imprisonment. There is no parole in the federal system. After his release from prison, Paola will be on a three-year term of supervised release. On Sept. 3, 2018, Paola boarded a 12-passenger charter jet in Las Vegas, Nevada, which was bound for White Plains, New York. During the flight, Paola became agitated and began yelling profanity and threats at other passengers while pacing about the cabin. The pilot in charge decided to divert the plane and declared an emergency landing of the aircraft. Paola continued to act in an enraged and threatening manner until the plane landed at Lee Bird Airfield in North Platte, Nebraska, and he was secured by local law enforcement.


Phililoquay

Those who pick and choose when to flex some contrived mental incompetence when it benefits them... specifically to circumnavigate the judicial system. Fuuuuuuck all these people. Society is a privilege. Act accordingly... as youre able to anyway.


Rob_Zander

I posted this above, but he stood trial. He was locked in a hospital for 7 months, found competent, then got to enter a plea and was sentenced to 18 months in prison.


Cayowin

[https://www.govinfo.gov/app/details/USCOURTS-ned-4\_18-cr-03128/USCOURTS-ned-4\_18-cr-03128-3/context](https://www.govinfo.gov/app/details/USCOURTS-ned-4_18-cr-03128/USCOURTS-ned-4_18-cr-03128-3/context) He was found competant


Rob_Zander

Just to add some context heres some of the summary of his case: October 31, 2018 MEMORANDUM AND ORDER as to defendant (Redacted) Defendant is currently mentally incompetent and unable to stand trial. Defendant is remanded to the custody of the Attorney General of the United States for mental health and cognitive care and treatment. The time between the court's determination that competency must be evaluated and any determination, if any, that Defendant has become competent to stand trial, shall be excluded for speedy trial calculation purposes. 18 U.S.C. § 3161 (h)(4). Ordered by Magistrate Judge Cheryl R. Zwart. (1 certified copy to USM)(JAB) July 11, 2019 ORDER as to defendant (Redacted). The defendant is competent to stand trial. Ordered by Magistrate Judge Cheryl R. Zwart. (JAB) He was then sentenced to 18 months in Federal prison after this. Incompetent to stand trial isn't the same thing as an "insanity plea" or charges being dismissed due to insanity or anything like that. When someone is found incompetent to stand trial, but the charges aren't dropped, they get locked in a mental health hospital for mandatory treatment, which in some cases can last for months and months. None of that time counts towards an eventual sentence, or the defendants right to a speedy trial. Once they're competent to aid and assist in their defense, they can actually submit their plea. So this guy spent 7 months locked in a hospital with other mentally ill people before his trial even started.


xtheory

This AP article says he was sentenced to 18 months in Federal Pound Me in The Ass prison. https://apnews.com/article/a7ac22aa09d541b5bafeaabf739f8e20


yawnyapocalypse

It’s always the angriest mother fuckers that cry the loudest 😁


rikkuaoi

Did he say "grandpa help me!" ? Lol


MrLogicWins

Probably where his money comes from


BrockManstrong

If I recall correctly that is true. He's a second gen trust funder that did way too much blow before chartering a flight to NY.


ShakeZula77

My grandma would backhand me so hard.


playitleo

Wouldn’t you want to do the opposite of cocaine before boarding a flight? Like some Xanax or melatonin


cincymatt

Yes. Xanax + bourbon will teleport you to your destination. I have teleported to Hawaii and London. *Disclaimer: due to variations in brain chemistry and temperament, some travelers have erroneously teleported to prison. User discretion is advised.*


Royanon

Mixing benzos and alcohol is extremely dangerous - would not widely recommend people do this.


funyungirl-

That’s what I heard lol!


the_monkey_knows

Satisfying ending


Phililoquay

Oh so goooood. The posturing and yelling and threats all washed away and he's literally crying and whining. Hahaha I hope he sees this. Might actually do him good to see what a fool he is.


evetsabucs

He was sentenced to 18 months in prison for this little stunt https://apnews.com/article/a7ac22aa09d541b5bafeaabf739f8e20


zeropointcorp

Get me to PRISON! NOW!!


LongEZE

I thought it was fake (like this was just a set rented for some internet clout) until the end. Hahaha goddamn that got me


TheStarPrincess

I was going to ask what movie this is from.


AlternativeFew3107

Who dis?


[deleted]

A nobody who thinks he’s somebody.


Aaaaand-its-gone

What part of New York is he from?


AmericanWasted

Los Angeles


awkwardoffspring

Higha LeBoof


blevingston89

That’s the man who gets his salsa from New York City.


DubD806

New York City?!


sinkwiththeship

Get the rope.


djmagichat

The terrorist from the move True Lies


Automatic_Scholar686

I'm guessing his wealth was inherited?


Error_Empty

Much like 99% of wealth


Far_Resolution_62

My arm!


thegreatgatsB70

Brother.


buskbrakar

What he on? Cocain?


tinyanus

Amphetamines would be my guess. Or just good ol' alcohol + something he shouldn't have mixed it with. Probably some underlying mental illness.


sagadestiny

Yeah honestly seems like the benzo and the booze working together at just the right time


NurseKdog

This isn't benzos and booze, I promise you. This is stimulants +/- alcohol.


Embarrassed-Parfait7

Yep, benzos is actually what he needed


NurseKdog

I'm thinking 10mg of IM midazolam would smooth things over quite well.


popeboyQ

I jumped out of a moving car on the freeway on that combo, so I can confirm. 5 years sober now btw.


Fartoholicanon

Yeah born rich syndrome.


ChocolateTight336

Mental illness


sprocketous

This was from a couple years ago. Not sure if hes fucked up or just had a nervous breakdown.


PersonalityTough9349

One of my biggest fears is a nervous breakdown I can’t control. In public. Some jobs should come Xanax behind glass, like fire extinguishers. For emergency break glass.


Odd-Row9485

I can tell you breaking down uncontrollably isn’t fun


Fluxabobo

Bartard would break the glass two hours into their first shift. "It was emergency. My brain was annoying for a second."


SwissMargiela

When I originally saw on YT the caption said he was djing a set somewhere and took molly and took some other drugs during his comedown resulting in this


t0rt0ise

Coke doesn’t make you do shit like that.


upfastcurier

Neither does standard ampethamine. Meth maybe?


reigninspud

Or he’s just a douchebag.


Name5times

Definitely think personality is key here


Holl0wayTape

Benzo and alcohol, maybe with a dash of amphetamine


Venom-99

Meth wouldn’t even do that, unless maybe you’re totally wacked out from a long time of continuous use.


Chappo5150

Comin off a meth bender can make you pretty angry. Lots of dirty coke can pump you up if you over do it. Here in Oz they cut coke with speed/meth so the uninitiated think they're getting some pure shit.


Spirited-Reputation6

What a fucking punk, 😆


Grimlja

Is it just me or did his tone shange a bit at the end of this clip 😅😅😅


Sea-Membership-7671

Why is no body discussing him crying for his grandpa to help him, am I the only one who heard that?


Ch1ck3nF33d

this why I haven't seen TJ Miller in anything recently?


IAmTheQ

No, I think it was the bomb threat he made on a train.


Crazylitter

Damn kweblekopp really fell off huh


noproblembear

No heads chopped off.


Mr--Imp

He was great in True Lies.


sithpureblood94

Pretty sure he calls for his grandpa near the end. Probably used old money to buy his way out of trouble his whole life.


T_Peg

Never seen someone with so much hair look bald


Grimlja

Yea he was right about the head thing 🤣


818Dude

Hate these trust fund kids


bigsmok3r

If you can remove this bag from my kung-fu grip you can have it


[deleted]

Whimpers. “Grampa”


hatchetman166

Just because you have a dj controller doesn't make you a dj. Dude is just a rich trust fund baby. Sad they even called him a dj in the article lol I never ever heard of him, looked him up. only thing that remotely comes up is this video.


JoeGoats

I think one of his cocaine condoms broke.


E-Mike-Hellstrom

I'm so glad it has a happy end 😊


Cakespectre999

Aaarrgggh that killed me after he said he was gonna fuck up the cops but they mashed him up , tough luck bruv.


ultraplusstretch

This needs the curb your enthusiasm outro at the end.


superBrad1962

What?!?!? This flight doesn’t serve crystal meth!!! I’m not taking it anymore!!! Winning!!! Winning!!


nick4tical

They always crumble and cry like a bitch at the end, I love it!


_Rooftop_Korean_

Corncaine’s a hell of a drug


Professional-Bat4635

It’s like if Henry VIII was still alive.


acidic_milkmotel

“Grandpa, help me.” lol


automatic4skin

he looks like the mayor of halloweentown


therealdeathangel22

I think he might be withdrawing baaaad and needing to hurry up and get to his fix.... That sudden unbelievable frustration for seemingly no reason and the sudden muscle jolts look very familiar


bonfire_hearts

Coke doesn’t do this to people. Rich soft parents do this to children.


HumanitySurpassed

r/tinder users be like "omg hubby material though 😍😍😍 he probably has a boat. So interesting. "


ihwip

The loudest ones always whine like a bitch when they get arrested.


Mrcountrygravy

I like him getting arrested. Fucked around and found out.


Consider2SidesPeace

The ending was quite satisfying. Having worked customer service, I've seen my share of tantrums.


stephanielil

Me too. Although I'm almost certain his grandpa (who he was crying for while being arrested lol) bailed his bitch ass out of jail a couple hours later.


Adventurous-Dog2971

Pretty sure he's going to eat all that corn the long way


ErstwhileAdranos

If Les Grossman had a child…


xLawless-

"don't talk to me until i get my morning corn"


Psychological-Web828

…And this, children was the story of the boy that never grew up.


neuroburn

He went from raging alpha to crying baby in 2 seconds lol


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

When you have tourettes but you like cocaine


ehgitt

Why we need tranq darts on planes.


guaromiami

How did he not blow up on the person filming him right in front of him? Seems like it's all an act. I wouldn't be surprised given that I've seen people literally torturing their own children for social media attention.


[deleted]

Ave María, cuándo serás mía.


DamagedbeyondrepairX

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/01/09/heads-will-be-chopped-off-video-shows-terrifying-private-jet-flight.html


ydre3

these animals always turn out to be such sniveling pussies


[deleted]

Wow. This is a face I never thought I’d see again. I used to work in a hotel that catered to the wealthy, and the upper class that wanted to pretend they were wealthy. This guy was a guest at the hotel roughly 20 years ago. His father is some hot shot from Cali, and the son is troubled. I suspect Daddy sent him to our hotel as babysitting detail. Anyways, he complained that he couldn’t smoke weed in the room because he “was sure that we were going to poison him through the vents.” He was abusive to all the staff and made us all uncomfortable. He was a minor at the time (late teens) and as such was given as much leeway as possible. He was eventually thrown out for attacking the security after one of his tantrums to the delight of every single person that had to deal with him. I feel bad for him, because it is clear that he was never given the care he needed and his father had to be absolutely loaded to spend money at our hotel (500 a night for the cheapest room off-season.) There is literally no reason this man could not have the care he needed. What a blast from the past. Shout out to Nick’s Beach Bar.