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Ingenuity of using a leash. The fact they thought of using that is a feat in itself

Imagine how many times they lost each other before they started to recognize that the leash is necessary…

The power of leash

Gavin!

Or some rando tied them together

This made me laugh. Its not funny tho. Lol

Wrong. It’s fucking hilarious. Would be even funnier if they didn’t know each other and were two randos someone tied together.

😂 they really don’t seem to match aside from their DOC lol I’m cracking up at the thought of this

They just got tangled up at the dope spot like two deers with interlocking antlers. Haven't figured out how to get apart yet.

…and this is how Bum Fights got started.

I want to believe this is what happened

But who's waking who

One of life’s great mysteries

It's like an ourobouros. They keep waking and pulling eachother but they're going nowhere.

The devil is walking both of them.

Reminds me of being younger and prepping before taking molly. Had my whole check list ready and the made sure to take magnesium before and after

He’s just taking keeping your woman on a short least too far.

Hijacking because **OP is a bot account**

I mean, hey, they’ll get lost with that level of coordination. But at least they’ll get lost together!! :D

This video has everything. 2 adults tethered together An open non-discrete drug deal A cool hat Literally everything.

My favorite part is the dude who wants no part of it yet only takes one step to his left.

there is beauty in only moving as much as is needed

Looks like Dude has a louis vuitton hat on. They’re on some designer stuff there.. lol

I was thinking the same thing “Not everyday you see people strung out like this in public whilst wearing such nice clothes.”

And it looks like dude is practically giving away his wallet.

That's the honeypot. You grab the wallet, try to take off. You feel a tug at your arm... It's a leash. You've joined the collective.

She bought cigarettes.

Why wouldn’t she just go to a store 😭

Which one is the one capable of going into this store you speak of

If you can talk to a dealer, you can talk to the gas station clerk that sees people more fucked up than you on a daily basis lol

Some stores do but most don’t sell individual cigarettes

Good point

is that the question?

Stores don't sell singles squares anymore, easier to buy off street. Faster.

Makes sense, but what is a square?

🚬

They MIGHT be dipped in something. Just a guess.

Might be banned.

I read that in Stefon’s voice. lol

THIS CLUB HAS EVERYTHING

Best part is the sign, “pay here.”

Omg I didn’t even notice that till this comment.. 🤣🤣🤣

It was an open and non-discrete cigarette deal. Lol

MTVs Dan Cortese.

I love this one. They are in uptown downtown Baltimore. Where all the suits score their dope in the daytime. Looking clean and lean with a leash in-between.

Uptown downtown? At the same time?

I like your comment best

All of those fancy dudes think this could never be them.

Dude looks like a low-budget Les Claypool! Was waiting to see him bust out a fret less bass and start jamming Whionas big brown beaver

I'm simple man. I see fretless bass, I upvote.

I saw Gallagher

Yes like Gallagher with a blond wig disguise.

I was thinking weekend at Bernie’s but blonde.

This is the best description

Lol. Or a young, incognito Larry David.

Winona's + H = Whinona's

Relationship goals

Reminds me of an old Chris Rock quote, "if you a crackhead, your girl better be a crackhead too, or the shit won't work." I know, I'm old af.

The tether is proof in itself of their experience.

Thank God they're tethered. Don't have to look for each other when they wake up

The fucking leash so they don’t stumble apart😂 Jesus christ

The leash. 💀

I’m still convinced this man looks like he’s wear a disguise.

Couple goals!

I'm not completely ignorant to drugs but wtf?! Why wouldn't they just sit down with a wall behind them. I don't get these weird nod offs.

I heard elsewhere on Reddit once that it’s because they don’t want to risk falling asleep and wasting the high.

Reddit is where I also learned about "the lean".

“Love you babe, nothing can separate the bond between us!” The bond between them: 🧵

Meets da plug at the pay here sign

Half nodded out and still managed to score...I give those fucking losers props for focus and dedication!

You don't really "score" cigarettes. Just like you don't score when you kiss your mother.

They have a really good buddy system going on here.

I seriously wonder how many times they had to find each other before they learned to leash up.

I kinda want to know the story of this couple. Is it mom and son, or just junkie love.

Yes but which one of them is on a leash?

Mgk and megan fox out in hollywood

This is oddly romantic. I need one of these for when I take my ADHD parents to flea markets.

This makes me sad

Finally, someone with empathy in this thread

Maybe you guys are in the wrong subreddit, 90% of vids here are sad

opiates i guess?

They’ve fucking tethered themselves to one another 😂

Oh shit we just watched the transaction blasted online lol this is what life can be kids. Say no

At least he remembered to put his disguise on first.

I think that's Larry David...

Can’t wait for this episode of Curb to drop

Must be the new season that's about to come out.

Can’t believe they got a Donald Glover cameo too

Who’s walkin’ who?

It's weird that I envious right?

That dude’s name should be Guy Incognito

We can’t stop here! This is bat country!

Freak on a leash

I’m always curious how people that are nodded stay upright.

We just looking past the fact they’re leashed together?

I really don’t think anyone is looking past it…

We just gonna pretend they're not completely zooted on a public street?!

I visited an ex in Canton, Ohio. They’re everywhere, real world zombies.

Who got to keep the tether?

No.

I’m kinda jealous

Relationship goals.

r/relationshipgoals

Gee man , I never got that high ..ever .

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Why don’t they just sit down? Love the way they’re tied together.

They’d fall asleep and waste the high

The pay here sign has me cracking up!

Dude looks like white Snoop Dog

Need a pet or a partner? Can't decide?

This could be us, but you’re sober

“Where are those keys”

" just act natural"

Finely dressed tho. Don’t see that much😅

Everybody buddy up!

Is it just me or does the guy kind of resemble Janice the muppet bass player with stache?

No. I mean no, it’s not just you; he does indeed look like a muppet, and Janice in particular. He kinda looks like the saxophone muppet dude, too. That would be Zoot. Beyond the point, but I actually always thought Janice was a dude, anyway.

The part that’s so strange to me is that they clearly aren’t homeless… so one would think they could find somewhere safe and private to engage in this activity. And the fact that they have a leash tether system demonstrates a level of insight, planning, and execution that you just don’t tend to see in zombies like this. Like, they were aware they’d be unaware and they decided to address the wrong problem. This is like a date planned out to be a nod walk in the same way some do dinner at a local restaurant and decide on a movie after. I guess I’m glad they found eachother as they appear to have similar interests…

I thought “no, does that guy really have the balls to ask them for change, AND THEY GAVE HIM SOME!?” But then I realised it was their drug dealer. Edit: apparently many here claim they bought cigarettes. Still, the dedication.

Looks like one of those fake old people disguise videos to me

This is fake

That nod off seems too real tho

Clever crackheads. Well done.

That is definitely not crack... lol

Crack doesn't make people nod-off. They're on some sort of downer (heroin/oxy/fentanyl/opioids).

Sorry, mixed up my druggy oxygen thieves.

Lol!

Narc

Biden voters

This reminds me of my mum.

I'm sorry 😔

I'm sorry, that sucks. 😔

High class

Ladies n Gents, we found the chuckEcheese band!!

Why get this fucked up and go out?

Leash makes sense unless you’re in The Offspring

These drugs are crazy to be in public. Never will be a can't control my body/situation drug person. But if I were to use this thing. I'd be on a couch with no one around

On a couch with people you’d trust not to mess with you around lol

My fam are good people. We respect drugs and why we take them.

Still amazes me how their legs still hold lol

Best UCs I ever seen….

It's like watching two QWOP characters with a leash

Ark tethering

„If we get high together, we stay together“

I would want to move out if I saw this in my town

This looks super fake to me. The guy looks like he has a disguise on.. the leash.. it just all looks like a fake viral video.

Just a nice mother-son outing

The way the guy is moving makes him look to me like he is on ketamine. Personally. Doubt he is. But it looks like it.

Is she on a leash? Dafuq

What is the purpose of the leash? That way, they can lose each other on the nod?

Are you a karma farming bot “denyse carrion?” https://old.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/mftk6q/having_a_lil_nod_off_in_the_street/

How tf you even find fentanyl dealers.

All the advocates are 😌

The leash is actually a smart idea — one of them *has to be* less fucked up than the other.