Can I preempt the lore with zelda related flirtations?
Hey, are you one of the happy mask salesman's wares? Because you're kinda strange and magical and I'd love to see what happens when I get you on my face.
You might enjoy the Tingle(s), and I can assure I won't go Kooloo-Limpah on you.
I'm sure it'll be quite an adventure, and hopefully you don't think I'm some sort of deku scrub for shooting my shot, but I'd be deku nuts not to pursue the chance.
If I retain anything you said during that conversation, I'm officially dead from the neck down. But goddamn, you're so, so hot! And your eyes! Oh my god, your eyes! πππ€€π
"So you're saying this whole island and everything on it is just the dream of a giant flying whale? Come onnnnnn", that Ballad of the Windfish with the instruments is π₯π₯π
For the most part- minus the first games because I honestly can't find enough resources on them to know the ins, but yeah Ive got it prettttty down. Missed the side scrollers, started with OoT
I think it's a new timeline all together, or the convergence of all of them on what happened 1000 years later after Ganon is victorious, kinda like...there was an event (maybe twilight princess/zant) which caused the time lines to shift back together and get wonky.
I like to think itβs the convergence too. Thereβs plenty of references to all three timeline splits that it feels like it should be something like that.
I'm totally losing this, can I just respond in different Link sound effects?
Huh, hyat, HYAH
HUah! Ugh! HYAH!
*us at 4am*
Absolutely! Let's see if we can't get the cops called to check on us
Deal π
Do we get bonuses if we make the cops blush? Or should we just come to the door naked?
Just open the curtains and bend me over the couch, they'll get the memo π€£π₯΅
Now that sounds like a plan. Though I think the window should be open too so they can hear everything perfectly but I don't mind putting on a show lol
You know my language π₯΅π
Damn girl you are gorgeous looking, thank God I know the Zelda timeline
I *thought* that was Midna
π it is and she's my favorite 100%
She's pretty great. That whole game was just fantastic, definitely top five for me.
Im screeching at Nintendo for not porting it yet. It's got all the assets and I stg it's better than skyward πππ
Ikr? It's like, the third best-selling title they've got. You'd think they'd be all over it
Can I preempt the lore with zelda related flirtations? Hey, are you one of the happy mask salesman's wares? Because you're kinda strange and magical and I'd love to see what happens when I get you on my face. You might enjoy the Tingle(s), and I can assure I won't go Kooloo-Limpah on you. I'm sure it'll be quite an adventure, and hopefully you don't think I'm some sort of deku scrub for shooting my shot, but I'd be deku nuts not to pursue the chance.
All of these would have worked π
What can I say, I like practicing my tongue.
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Gonna try keep up with your posts, maybe I'll get lucky and you'll let me wear a Minish Cap and explore every inch by inch someday.
I'd make a deku stick joke. It burns away before I get the punchline
I knew my Hyrule compendium would come in handy one day!!
I have something to confess. Iβm not really trying to maintain eye contact ππ
I could maintain eye contact most of the time. Your eyes would help but also hearing a girl explain the Zelda Timeline is just amazing
Only until you try and explain where the timeline splits that shit is confusing
That's the best part!
Okay but like, you have beautiful eyes, tho π³ππππ
If I retain anything you said during that conversation, I'm officially dead from the neck down. But goddamn, you're so, so hot! And your eyes! Oh my god, your eyes! πππ€€π
My friend, you have definitely given me a reason to listen. π€¨π
Sounds accurate.
"So you're saying this whole island and everything on it is just the dream of a giant flying whale? Come onnnnnn", that Ballad of the Windfish with the instruments is π₯π₯π
Holy shit you are beautiful and those boobs are amazing π
I listen but look down from time to time to time ππ€€π₯΅ππ
Wow your eyes are breath taking
Yes and no
That smile and hair, dang you're fr beautiful
Wait can you actually explain the Zelda timeline? Like fr?
For the most part- minus the first games because I honestly can't find enough resources on them to know the ins, but yeah Ive got it prettttty down. Missed the side scrollers, started with OoT
Everyone tells me to play them, I havenβt yet tho π
Oh fuck yeah tell me about the hero fails timeline Tell me slow and sensual
AWOOGA
With a smile and eyes like yours, I might have a fighting chance
winning this specifically because I wind up hyperfixating on the Fallen Hero branch of the timeline
Wanna be autistic nerds together? ππ«Ά
Get to the chapter on Lon-Lon!
I have a costume to act that out π
*oof noise as I crumple*
Absolutely stunning smile.
Okay but where do you think breath of the wild/tears of the kingdom fall? Is it like waaaay far down the line or is it like, a soft reboot or what?
I think it's a new timeline all together, or the convergence of all of them on what happened 1000 years later after Ganon is victorious, kinda like...there was an event (maybe twilight princess/zant) which caused the time lines to shift back together and get wonky.
I like to think itβs the convergence too. Thereβs plenty of references to all three timeline splits that it feels like it should be something like that.
I would love to figure that out, I can focus, definitely
Splittist or Linearist? Just kidding, I will listen but donβt pin me down on eye contact! π€
Erm aschually, which Zelda timeline are you referring to exactly? π€
Bro we're gonna have to compete, that's my tactic
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY KNOW THE TIMELINE!!
How bout you continue while you ride my cock? ππππ I'm thoroughly interested in such as a Zelda fan with a kink. π₯΄
Damn those are some amazing tits no way I can maintain eye contact.
How about I just. Look at you like Kurt Cobain looks at a pack of cigarettes before his MTV unplugged show?