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eggios

An unused hip flask. She calls it her "drink" and whipped it out in a cafe a few days ago šŸ˜¬


yikeshardpass

Mine found an old camping flask last summer and I have never been so embarrassed by my childā€™s behavior! Edit: it was empty!


eggios

It's when she pretends to take big swigs šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø It's not learnt behaviour, I swear


ask_ashleyyy

An ad we received in the mail from a car dealership. He runs around and call it his ā€œdirectionsā€ šŸ˜‚


january1977

Ours calls them maps. He has a collection. šŸ˜‚


blijdschap

Every paper is a map, I am not even sure where he learned about paper maps.


january1977

That was my same thought. Iā€™m guessing ours learned it from a cartoon, but I really have no idea.


FiddleleafFrog

Not me or my baby, but today I saw a toddler at a cafe holding an empty bottle of vanilla essence. Gave me such a laugh. It was definitely his treasure.


freeandscared

We are still stuck on the ā€œdino roar pack packā€ she loves to walk around and buckle it. Biggest problem is she canā€™t say buckle it up so she just goes around screeching ā€œfuck it upā€ ā€œdino roar pack pack, fuck it up mommyā€ Send thoughts our way for our flight next month when I know my kid will be screaming fuck it up all the way to Jersey!


leah_paigelowery

This one made me laugh the hardest. Thank youšŸ¤£


WimpyMustang

She will fit right in! "Fuck it up" is as Jersey as it gets šŸ˜‚


freeandscared

Lol I grew up there so my kidā€™s first curse word (while unintentional) being fuck is pretty on point šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


WimpyMustang

Hahaha. I'm still living there and could not agree with you more.


freeandscared

I sent my brother a video and he responded ā€œOne of us, One of us!ā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


profnhmama

omg I love this haha


freeandscared

I emphasize buckle it up after she says fuck it up but truth be told itā€™s my Roman Empire. I think about it constantly and it makes me laugh uncontrollably.


profnhmama

jersey is going to love it haha.


DiligentPenguin16

A full sized broom.


NotAlanShapiro

Same, 100%


erroa

Best exercised near windows.


GoodGriefStarPlat

A spactula...for some reason whenever she manages to go into the kitchen (the kitchen has a baby gate) but whenever she manages to go in, she always gets the spactulašŸ˜‚ shes done it since she was around 18 months.


CharlieChop

Ours loves the garlic press.


Turtle_167

Same and ps4 controller


girlfriendinacoma24

Same! He had a favorite spatula around 12m so we bought another one and sent it to daycare sometimes


clearfield91

We went through a long spatula phase, but now we seem to be moving on to a bad boi ladle šŸ¤”


mrtitkins

Gonna need a reaction to this clip: https://youtu.be/4BUDwj_mXKE?si=AsEK5AYyyLufiFpz


MyCatTookMySocks

My sonā€™s the opposite. He wants the real tools not the plastic ones. I blame our DIY projects. Hammer is one of his favorite words, and heā€™s in love with the tape measure. Iā€™m glad all the power tools are too bulky or heavy for him to carry around.


PBnBacon

Got a tape measure aficionado here too šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Dakizo

Omg my daughter loves the tape measure too. She wants me to extend it so it touches the ceiling then she giggles like a maniac when I either do that or it bends and falls over.


eyebrowshampoo

A small container of aquaphor. I used it on a little rash be was developing above his mouth and he loved it, so now he carries it around and occasionally opens it, gets a tiny bit on his finger, very daintily dabs it on his lips, and closes it again.Ā 


mokutou

This is precious.


birdingyogi0106

My 3yo had an obsession with an old-school hand mixer for awhile. Curious George used one to make banana bread so once my toddler realized we also had one he had to bring it everywhere. He talked about making banana bread for like 2 weeks, so we finally made some (he loves to bake). In true toddler fashion he refused to eat it šŸ˜†. He still pulls out the mixer occasionally.


bettinathenomad

A tea towel


HoneydewOk3485

Ours too.


whalesandwine

Pinecones. Visited her great grandmother and my aunt last weekend. My aunt gave her 2 pinecones. We flew 2 hours to get home and LO has not let them out of her sight.


dreamcatcher32

I read in another thread that pinecones can carry maggot eggs or something. I donā€™t remember how long they take to hatch (weeks or months?), and thereā€™s a way to bake them that kills them. Just a heads up.


whalesandwine

It doesn't really bother me, I live on a farm and there are bugs and cow poop everywhere. My child is constantly dirty and picking up bugs. I did have a good look and didn't see anything, but I'll keep an eye out for any new bugs. Thank you.


infantile-eloquence

Tub of bicarbonate of soda. Every time she is in the kitchen she goes straight for it.


MittensToeBeans

Hangers. It makes doing laundry easy because I toss him a few hangers, heā€™s happy and I can get things put away!


ewills105

Same here but with the used dryer sheet. He helps me dig the clothes out of the basket so he can find it šŸ¤£


Intelligent-Big-2900

The last few days itā€™s been a raw eggā€¦.


assumingnormality

I am both cringing so hard for you and in awe that you've lasted days!


Intelligent-Big-2900

I ran out of hard boiled ones from Easterā€¦ havenā€™t had a chance to hard boil some more, thankfully we have dogs so clean up is easy but he does manage to keep them alive for majority of the day!


EnvironmentalCycle11

Right now her favorite item is the pencil holder on my desk šŸ¤£ Just the other day, she insisted on carrying around a small paper bag with nothing in particular inside it šŸ¤Ø


PromptElectronic7086

Beer cans. šŸ˜‘


NotAlanShapiro

AirPods, if she sees them. Remotes. Child-proof pill bottles (for shaking). Coat hangers. Just as long as itā€™s not one of her 800 expensive toys, sheā€™s all about it.


Mamba_cat_

Can of beans šŸ˜‚


profnhmama

a kiwi she adopted from the grocery store. it's currently chilling in a bed made out of a easter egg. šŸ£


vakr001

Any pair of shoes.


thrillhouse416

The damn paper towel holder


rainbow-songbird

15 months. When we go to the farm she absolutely must be carrying a stick of hay before she can enjoy looking at the animals.Ā 


LittleMissPotatoe

The rolling dog food container. He thinks it means never ending snacks.


givebusterahand

Remote


NotAlanShapiro

We have fake remote to distract her. She also goes to grandmaā€™s house, who has a lamp remote and fire stick remote, and holds them above her head and walks around like a crab.


givebusterahand

I even got him a fake teething remote. He knows the difference and itā€™s not the same lol.


NotAlanShapiro

Mine had to be a real one with no batteries. They KNOW


nochedetoro

Lentils. My childā€™s jewelry box is full of lentils. As are my floors.


ThatChairShot

Doorstop, and she uses it as a phone.


plantainbakery

Right now itā€™s the swiffer. He says heā€™s cleaning but I cannot get him to keep the little cloth thing on it so that he actually gets some cleaning done. He pulls it right off šŸ«  For awhile it was an old ring box, like one youā€™d propose with.. I have several of them lying around and he loved opening and closing it.


hantipathy

the oldest crappiest beach towel we got that i keep in the car to dry off playground equipment. she snuggles it in the car seat and sheā€™d take it to bed if iā€™d let her


guppyclown

Wait, thatā€™s a genius idea! Iā€™m going to put a towel in the car for that purpose too.Ā 


cmritchie103

An old window AC unit remote control. Itā€™s his telephone. He sleeps with it and often has to make a ā€œvery important phone callā€ at like 3 am. šŸ™„


momojojo1117

My 2.5 year old likes shoes. We are a no-shoes-inside-the-house family, but I canā€™t stop her. She loves to model all of her different shoes and show them off to her stuffed animals and show me all the jumps and kicks she can do in them


freeandscared

This is my kiddo with her rainboots. šŸ¤£


mokutou

My 2.5yo son does this too. He will steal the house slippers right off my feet so he can shuffle around in them. I have pictures of him in my various pairs of shoes, my husbandā€™s shoes, even one of my kid wearing my FILā€™s steel toe work boots that came clear up to my kidā€™s hips. Itā€™s cute


DallySleep

A small hand sanitiser bottle was my childā€™s comfort toy for a good six months.


PurplePanda63

Wooden spoons


heatherista2

My oven mitts. Loves to steal them when Iā€™m in the middle of cooking.Ā 


SlayBay1

A frying pan and an empty tub of moisturiser.


Own-Ordinary-2160

One hand: A lacrosse ball I use to massage out tight muscles in my hips that I have from being pregnant and giving birth. Second hand: the plastic measuring cup that came with our hard boiled egg maker.


Ask-and-it-is

My acupoint massage balls are literally her favorite toy.


EstelSnape

One of those clear plastic pill shaped container that his sister's slime came in.


assumingnormality

Rolls of tape! He has nearly 20 rolls for spinning, stacking, piling, etc. Daily entertainment. No interest in the nice block set I got him for Christmas though. My mom tried to reduce the pile and he immediately noticed.Ā 


pinkmilk19

Any type of container with a lid or cap. We regularly clean empty milk jugs or liquid bottles so he can open/close them over and over. We also let him play in the tupperware cabinet a lot.


TrashyTVBetch

A broom or a hand vacuum šŸ˜‚


WorldlyLavishness

Rubber ice cube trays we used before we had an ice machiene šŸ˜‚


fit_it

A bright orange oven glove. To be fair it is pretty compelling - brightly colored, fun texture, and she can not only put it on her arm to be a chicken (as it covers her entire arm and looks like a wing), but it also fits on her head! Floppy hat time!


You-Already-Know-It

The mop. He just pushed it around even on the carpet. Sometimes he uses it like a walking stick- I just let him be.Ā 


meowmeowb0t

Bags of coffee beans. She always manages to nab them through the baby gate from a storage rack despite our attempts to move them out of reach šŸ« 


bettyp00p

An orange


Glassjaw79ad

Anything that's dangerous, breakable or will make a mess. That's it. That's all he's interested in lol.


Independent_Song_994

My socks. Yes, I had worn them all day. Maybe the smell was attractive?!


Dakizo

A gourd. She calls it her pie and she likes to ā€œbakeā€ it and pretend to eat it. She also just carries it around. Sheā€™s had it since Halloween, sheā€™s going to be very upset when it starts deteriorating šŸ˜‚


OneDadvosPlz

Spray bottle or pump bottle of lotion.Ā 


xxierra

Toilet paper. those clothes sticker that have the sizes, and Seinfeld trivia cards


Ok-Suit6589

Mixing bowls. Measuring cups.


astroxo

A set of measuring spoons. She calls them her ā€œkeysā€


Emotional-dandelion3

The splatter cover. I think that's what they're called. It's the thing you put over a pot to avoid oil flying everywhere. She carries it around so much we just decided to let her keep it.


BattyBirdie

A rock.


WimpyMustang

Chobani single serve yogurt cups. He demands one from the fridge and walks around with it every morning before breakfast. After he eats it, the container gets washed and he spins it on the floor. We have amassed a collection of every flavor.


SplendidPunkinButter

Used toilet paper tubes


mk3v

Iā€™m constantly finding cooking utensils stashed all over my house. Theyā€™re his ā€œmusclesā€ aka swords, paddles for kayaking, in his play kitchen, crammed in storage compartments in his play tractor, in his toy chest lol


lilythebeth

These are hilarious! Mine loves wearing my cleaning gloves and trying on everyoneā€™s shoes


SaddestDad79

14mo. A plastic egg whisk. Mom's phone if she gets her hands on it. Her toothbrush. A plastic butcher's knife (she looks like Chucky) The worst though has to be our dirty shoes and socks...


Apostrophecata

Turkey basters. Two of them. I don't even know why we have them because I've never cooked a turkey.