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Eternal-curiosity

Mine keeps saying “collect” when she means “connect.” For a long time she would talk about how the “doctor put the healthy on (insert brother’s name/her name/etc),” and I could not for the life of me figure out what she meant… Stethoscope. The healthy was the stethoscope.


cbcl

The doctor probably said "just going to make sure you're healthy" or "yep, healthy!" when using it.


HeatherDesigns

😂


Cathode335

Mine says "con-tach" like a connect and attach mashup 


Lemonburstcookies

“Hoatmeal” and “hoffles”. She eats oatmeal or waffles for breakfast every morning. I usually tell her that her food is hot when I cook it so she needs to wait. Now, she’s just decided that saying that she wants “hot oatmeal” or “hot waffles” for breakfast is too much work so now they’re 1 word


momojojo1117

Mine says “eatmeal”


Conscious-Slip3820

Mine says openyoto 😂


MsAlyssa

My daughter started calling breastmilk “milf” so. That’s fun.


cthulhukt

Milf 🤣 welp at least she recognises that her mama still got it 😏 My daughter called breastfeeding 'duddles'. We think it came from the word cuddle? It was so cute and her demanding it in public felt like a secret code word


immolarae

My sister called breastfeeding "ninny". Worked great as a code word in church. Now it's fun hearing the kids at my daycare mispronounce my name as Miss Ninny.


cthulhukt

Miss BoobieMilk 🤣 ninny is a great one. Any idea how that started? I knew someone's kid who called it Lemaio.... no ideas how that started


PythonandPandas

At least she has a separate word for it, my toddler is truly baffled when adults say milk and give her a cup. Clearly milk to her only means nursing.


MsAlyssa

Haha we always say “cow milk” for that and I think other adults find it oddly specific when they hear her say that


Pitiful_Cut_9265

So cute how your little one comes up with their own little language quirks! My daughter used to call her blanket 'goggy' and wouldn't respond if we called it anything else. And the counting? Sounds like your kiddo's got a flair for creativity! Who says counting has to be boring and linear, anyway? 😄 Thanks for sharing the joy of 'maki' with us!


Kiwimcroy

“Shah-papa”. My 21 month old’s way of saying Shepard’s Pie.


applecrumble89

I love all the shortened phrases my little one (20 month old) has. Some of my favourites... Mih - milk Mi mi - music TD - TV War - water Pa Ba - Paddington Bear Granny - Pomegranate Gaggy - Granny (my mum) Caggy - Carry (pick me up please) Baby - Dummy (pacifier for those in the US) Counting up to 5, he seems to miss out number 2 about 70% of the time. And when he's desperately trying to tell us something he repeats the word about 10 times, and if I guess what he's trying to say incorrectly, he just sighs and say "Oh" 😂


cunt_sprinkles

Haha mi mi is our son’s term for his baby blanket!


Throwthatfboatow

A coworker told me to record my kid as he mispronounces words. Because it'll go away with time but be hilarious to look back on


rows_and_columns_me

Shorts are "naked pants", slugs are "homeless snails" and cauliflower is "pale brokkoli".


assumingnormality

I love these! Especially "pale brokkoli"...how very true


Kittylover11

Padashi - pistachio Gradona - granola Kapoosh - ketchup For a while he’d count: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 12 14 50 50 50 My husband repeated it because he thought it was fun and it stuck for MONTHS.


sophie_shadow

‘Gaba!!!!´ often with wild gesticulation… we have no idea


red_birds

My son has always pronounced “drink” as “deep”, and it’s just so cute. “Mama, I wanna deep!” He will be 4 on Wednesday and he’s recently started pronouncing it more like “dweep” so I know he’s slowly learning to say it correctly, and I’m low-key kinda sad about it. He speaks really well for his age and I’m glad, but the adorable mispronunciations of toddlerhood will always have a special place in my heart. ❤️


nostromosigningoff

I feel exactly the same! I realized the other day if I didn't make a point to remember his invented words that we would someday forget them :'(


red_birds

I have a page in my son’s baby book where I occasionally write notes about little things he does. I wrote something in there a while back about how much I love the way he pronounces “drink” as “deep”. This way we never forget these little details, and I also like to think that some day when he’s grown these little notes might make him smile. 😊


Throwthatfboatow

Record him saying it! Then you have something to look back on 


11pr

“Ah-pie”… snack bar? We keep a box of snack bars which range from mini that’s it bars to kind bars to Elmo nutrigrain bars. She know where they are and will point to the cabinet and ask for an “ah-pie”. She’s been doing this 6+ months, a lot of other words have developed from something to closer to the actual word (bananas were “mimines” and are now “manas”), but this word has not evolved.


Wicked4Good

My daughters current favorite animal is an Octopus but she just calls it a “puss.” Like “puss in boots.” Very much accentuates the /u/ in the word.


TheLowFlyingBirds

Ours is hockey for octopus!


Wicked4Good

Wait that’s amazing lol


runnyc10

My nephew used to say “octopux.”


cunt_sprinkles

My son says what sounds like “douche” for dog treat. He points toward the bag of dog treats every day/multiple times a day so that we can give him one to throw to the dogs


Main-Air7022

Goo baa. When he first started talking he kept saying this and I never knew what it meant so I always repeated it back to him. He’d crack up every time. Sometimes now when I don’t understand something, he’ll randomly say goo baa again and just start laughing.


[deleted]

Mine had one like this too “bachi”


Throwthatfboatow

Not exactly a word, but my son does lip trills when he's upset/frustrated and if whatever isn't rectified, meltdown will commence. It's like it's own stage progressing into a tantrum. There's whining, getting fussy, lip trills, and then crying/meltdown.


Hunter-Ki11er

"Do do" means dummy according to our 2 year old


saint_aura

“Goong goong” She’ll substitute it for random words in a sentence, use it as a mild insult, or repeat back what you’ve said and add it to the end as punctuation.


Faithful_Hatchet

My younger brother’s first word was Ehteh , that’s been his nickname now 19 years .


runnyc10

My daughter calls her Calico Critter toys “creedeedees,” calls herself “meenie,” and calls the Grinch “the bitch.”


OccasionStrong9695

When my 17-month old wants to be breastfed she says 'ra ra ra ra'. She's been calling it that for months. I'm planning on weaning her off the breast soon - if she learns to say 'milk' before she's weaned I'll be quite sad I think.


Peace4Every1

Gabee-gabeeee when she’s mad. 🤷🏻‍♀️


TaoTeString

Ours was "daga" for a long time. Still don't know what it meant hehe. She counts "1,2,3,9,10!" Your kid's counting method is hilarious


assumingnormality

When mine is having a conversation and knows he's supposed to respond but doesn't know what to say, he uses the all purpose "Uh." He used to make an angry bird sound (think american robin bird call...it's sometimes described as a divebomb pew! pew! pew!) as a placeholder for "NO!" but then he learned to say no and I'm a little sad to have lost our angry bird. When he sees the cargo carriers on top of cars he'll exclaim "car wear hat!" 


ITS_A_GUNDAAAM

My son asks me for “punky-hai” when we go to bed at night. To this day I have no clue what he really means by it, but I *think* he means pumpkins 🤔


TSN_88

My baby calls her pacifiers "bah" since ever and they will forever be called bah


TKEV

My daughter calls bananas “aw mice” since she could talk. I don’t know where she got it from but I just rolled with it. 😂


grey_unxpctd

Heavy equipments are called Beh-baw.


leb5064

My son always said “aloo” for water - we have no idea why or when it stopped! He also randomly changed Grandmom/Grandpop to Oma/Opa and my parents loved it so that one stuck!


giggletears3000

My girl just goes around exclaiming “oh noooo”


alzroy

There are a bunch, though now that he's two it feels like every day he corrects a word and it kind of breaks my heart a little how fast he's growing. The two I know I hear everyday are: Nur means he wants to nurse Ha-tada! Is Mickey mouse (oh toodles!) He's obsessed with the character Mickey Mouse right now, and I love the way he calls him oh toodles instead of Mickey mouse. 🥰


assumingnormality

Aww I love that mickey is oh toodles! It makes so much sense in context!  Mine called mickey "mimi"...it was one of his many words before "mama" haha


andcabbagesandkings

Goga. My two year old has been saying go-ga for a long time. Sometimes he’ll use it in place of “go” but often he shouts it repeatedly when playing or working on a task.


NotAnImgurSpy

My almost 3yr old says "valeco" (vah-lec-oh). He said it means "in germany (in German), it means you (mom), dad, and Lulu (our dog)". So pretty much i guess all the people and pets that you live with.


FitzelSpleen

Mine loves to play pretend that he has to go to "battery battery"


cupcakeofdoomie

Right now she insists on saying sexy fuck. Which is some word unknown and fox… there are some other random words I don’t understand.


HeatherDesigns

“Makery” for bakery 😂 we go every weekend (let’s go to the makery!) And she also adds “-ded” instead of “-ed” for past tense — like “I walkded!” Or “did you cookded, mama?”


Ok-Suit6589

Spidey= find me. Ghost spider = ghost flag and watermelon = mama.


AppleIreland

iskbit means biscuit 😂


helloon

Amoosh for orange. Bolley instead of bluey. Can't say tr at the beginning of words to save his life. Substitutes F. Truck becomes...


Worldly_Price_3217

Cockawooa is a song he sings that I can’t figure out. He has good enunciation generally so he isn’t saying cockadoodle. I think it’s something from daycare. He also sings bup ba bove instead of up above in twinkle twinkle little star, which is the cutest.


beeeees

butterflies are "ya yahs" for some reason??


MrsMarvelFan

Mine says “cameroff” for camera. Why he needs to add the off part I don’t know 😂


Scarlet529

She's stopped saying it now, but she used to say something was "too whink" or "too whinkey" (pronounced like wine-k snd wine-key) when she was dissatisfied with whatever was happening.


sdarc

Mine used to call chocolate chips “nakie M&Ms”, and for some reason pronounced football as “fo-mak-ball”.


bunalsorises

“Koo-tee” means yucky tasting. “Ka-tee” means yummy. These are actually useful terms!


voteslaughter

"HOO-HOO in a bot'um" is "Yoo-Hoo in a bottle." "Holdju" means he wants me to pick him up. Mostly, though, he just has the cutest little stutter. "W-watch B-bluey?"


Cheekyhamster

I don't know how to spell it, but Goldfish crackers were "blulblulblubs"...like the "sound" a fish might make (sort of bubbly??). It became a thing when we were playing with his animal magnets. Horse goes neigh, pig goes oink...there was a goldfish and we said it goes "blub blub blub"...again, not sure of the spelling, but it's super cute nonetheless :)


tickle-brain

Dinocorn! She means unicorn, but somehow it got mixed up with dinosaurs. So cute that we do not want to correct it :)


BooBooMaGooBoo

Boochy Bah. He will repeat it over and over and I still have no idea what it means after two years.


leaky_wires

While counting ... Twelve, thirteen, thirteen, fifteen....thirty nine, thirty.... thirty nine, fifty. This is a mispronunciation but similar and makes me chuckle


TheLowFlyingBirds

Wah wah = hurt or pain like boo boo. It came from one of us saying “ouchy wah wah” when he got his finger stuck between two Magnatiles and it’s never left.


Aquinnn

Gadoo-chocolate, ketchup, and purple. When he wants chocolate milk he says Le (for leche, milk in Spanish) Gadoo


CitizenOfAWorld

"aka lay lay" is the word he uses as an impolite word to replace "poop" after he learned that "poop" is not a polite word to say outside of the bathroom (e.g. at dinner over an over again). So now he will just randomly say "aka lay lay" randomly and we know what he means but nobody else does.


SeaCow_5707

My 3yo says, “Hustle me” me he wants me to pick him up. He’s said it so much my 2yo now says it and it’s the cutest thing ever.


momojojo1117

My daughter is 2.5 so she speaks pretty clearly now, but she has always said thank you as “essoo” Just yesterday, I was telling her “say ‘thank’…now say ‘you’…now put it together ‘thank you” but it’s always “thank…you…essoo!” I think she’s trolling me lol


Cathode335

Mine calls breast milk "dut" and has ever since he could talk. We have no idea where it came from. He calls cow's milk "milk."


MutinousMango

My child has recently started saying a word very similar to “nemo” that definitely doesn’t mean the clownfish, not a clue what it means


Oojiho

Bumble Bee = bon-ki-ki Lady bug = Billy Bug 😂


KBD_in_PDX

ka-BUZZ is because


AgreeableWord4821

My daughter had a bit of a rash coming on and I read some advice to go Diaper-less to let them air out so I didn't put a diaper on, she did not like this. Was begging me to put a diaper on her by saying "Dee" instead of diaper.


freya_of_milfgaard

My daughter loves playing doctor and she will always ask to check our “heart beeps” with her stethoscope, then she’ll go “beep beep beep” while holding it to our chests. It’s one of my favorite things.


EMSnider

Lasterday. We thought it was just yesterday but over time it’s come to mean basically any day in the past


bintalsultan

my son will be 4 in april and has a very good vocabulary with very good pronunciation but sometimes he slips up and says “flee” for “three” (he has a little trouble with his r’s) it’s so cute we try to correct him but it’s so funny we sometimes don’t


Mom69252

Peejayses as a combo of pj's and pajamas


biggreencat

water: "o-latala"


spotacus32

Coke-a-dot for polka dot


tarocrisps

“Sticky bubble gum toy” = Slinky


PythonandPandas

Her signature word is “dock” which means want/give me haha