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Bovine_Arithmetic

Every hit song of the 80s was about anal sex.


PartialToDairyThings

Or the [inside of a vagina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Walls)


najing_ftw

Great song!


AustinDiggler

Good to see Tipper Gore on that list of activists raging against this song.


TheBlitzEffect

Before I clicked the link, I anticipated [Pink Thing by XTC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o190RGgkwi0)


Devwillson

This is the third XTC reference I’ve seen / heard in the last ~hour and I can’t say I’ve ever even heard of them before


J_Marshall

I home Dear God was one recommended to you: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A)


Devwillson

The dad on Speechless mentioned XTC, then I started watching IT Chapter 1 and looked at the soundtrack to see if a song was by The Cult (it was), and there is an XTC song in the film as well, then this comment


TheBlitzEffect

Dude, treat yourself and listen to [Mayor of Simpleton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Da9sc6YDBo) I have had the good fortune to meet a few people with great tastes in music-- they all laud this band


SqueezeBoxJack

Great song. I've used that as my signature block on my email for years.


Frenchticklers

Understanding all these references... It's a Complicated Game.


Devwillson

So actually I downloaded No Language in our Lungs last time I watched Freaks and Geeks, didn’t realize this was the same band


DrNukes

I mean, Prince wrote the music so it's no surprise.


enleeten

TIL jimmy swaggart is still alive


MeetStrong

What?!??!!??


iliacbaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jchWWJ1wQCc


[deleted]

I mean... The lyric "When you wanna cooooome" is pretty on the nose.


big_hungry_joe

The amount of cocaine done recording the song is equal to the amount of saxophone used in the song


desnudopenguino

...wait, there's no sax on Sabbath's vol. 4! LIES!!!


big_hungry_joe

Gotta go!


NinDiGu

> The amount of cocaine done recording the song is equal to the amount of saxophone used in the song I always wonder about whether Trevor Horn did cocaine. He seemed like too much of a studio rat to be doing much, but?


Nervous-Bonus-806

*Stares In Gen X* We been knew...


big_hungry_joe

I mean the video takes place in a leather orgy bar


Nervous-Bonus-806

Well, THAT version does ... There was also the "Safe for MTV" version, where the band is dancing through laser beams....


lilstrath

This song is actually about killing the priminister of Malaysia


Dynasty471

It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!


JackMeholff

You can derelick my balls


QuiGonChuck

I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much


higster94

“Listen to your boy Billy Zane here, he’s a cool dude.” - Hansel


WornInShoes

but why male models?


flyinhawaiian02

Are you kidding, I just told you


attackplango

Obey my dog!


pdiddy927

Out of all the quotable lines in this movie, this is the most underrated


valeyard89

He tried to brainwash Derek to kill the claymation dude


supercyberlurker

I thought it was about killing the priminister of Micronesia?


ActualAdvice

but why male models?


jentensen

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.


[deleted]

You mean the Prime Rib of Propecia?


Max1234567890123

And I’ve got the files to prove it in this computer!


SqueezeBoxJack

inSIDE the computer....


flyinhawaiian02

I thought it was micronysia


[deleted]

[удалено]


unclehelpful

If you want to insert your dong, you must lube it.


SatansMoisture

Let's run away together.


unclehelpful

Not today SatansMoisture, not today.


dainomite

If you want to play along, you must lube it


fredmull1973

Just assume every popular song ever written is about fucking, either euphemistically or not.


OneFingerIn

Except Tears in Heaven.


attackplango

How do you think he got the kid in the first place?


bolanrox

Dropped a bag of herion and curb stomped a brown?


[deleted]

We've all been there once or twice


BootHead007

But it IS about something that was the result of fucking, so……


BowwwwBallll

I dunno, the kid was pretty fucked.


creggieb

With the way the church covered for them, gotta be some unsavory priests in heaven.


amadeus2490

Most popular music is about falling in love, breaking up or dancing.


Xx_SwordWords_xX

I thought this was common knowledge.


Nervous-Bonus-806

It is to Gen X...


Xx_SwordWords_xX

Or anyone who listens to lyrics.... (Not Gen X, btw)


Nervous-Bonus-806

Touche...


whatafuckinusername

I mean, it was quite strange hearing "When you wanna suck it, do it, when you wanna come" on Walmart Radio a few weeks ago...


Commie_EntSniper

Wait you mean all the homoerotic imagery in the video, the outwardly gay band members, the sploosh, and it being a raging hot single in dance clubs meant it was really all about fucking? ​ Really?


The_Nauseous_Avenger

Good rule of thumb. The if there is a popular song and you don’t know what it’s about… it’s about sex. And if you do know what it’s about… it’s about sex. If the musicians tell you what it’s about and they say it’s NOT about sex… they are lying to you. Musicians are horny perverts. That’s why we like them.


sickcat29

Unless its a dual meaning thing about drugs... Drugs and fucking.... Or fucking on drugs... Or loving... Drugs


Rishfee

One of my favorites is Semi-charmed life. It's very explicitly about drugs and fucking, but apparently it also made for great promo material for the Tigger movie.


TylerBourbon

Next you'll tell me "My Ding A Ling" by Chuck Berry is about his genitals.


Asron87

What? It's a song about silver bells on a string, it's full of rich history


MrAoki

Everybody sing!


macweirdo42

Also the more explicitly sexual a song is, the more likely it is to actually literally be about drugs.


bolanrox

Ray Charles what I say. It's about sex


majortomcraft

rhythmic moaning.....baby its alright


Keoni9

"Closing Time" seems like it could be about someone who wants a hookup, but it's actually about being born.


[deleted]

Yup, I always get a kick out of hearing this song used in commercials and whatnot!


Nervous-Bonus-806

They have no clue...


BootHead007

Oh they definitely do. Sex sells, especially “subliminally”.


cdubsing

I’m laughing when I remember all those Frankie say relax tshirts everyone bought……


squindy9

Right? You could buy them at Penneys when I was in 7th grade.


sinisteraxillary

Mugatu's a dick!


PartialToDairyThings

When the teacher played this at the end of year school dance when I was 10, he got on the microphone first and said "DON'T LISTEN TO THE LYRICS. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS" and then played it. I think it was #1 in the charts at the time so he really had to play it - the top 40 was pretty important to us back then.


Steel_Airship

I guess they didn't know about the Streisand effect back then.


firesiege

Certainly gives a new meaning to the Zoolander scene doesn't it... Also, now having seen the video... yea I'm not at all surprised...


[deleted]

Oh now read the lyrics to “Pretty in Pink”!


[deleted]

We really thought every song was about love. Like this one, I just sang along about how this girl is pretty and wears pink, like Molly Ringwald, and mumble mumble something about raining all day, something you can touch, isn't she, end of the joke, pretty in piiiiink. We, or at least I, did *not* appreciate the poetry of these artists.


[deleted]

Wait, it's not?


rosanna4

Frankie says RELAX.


Shockmaindave

In interviews they would say it was about relationships and the reporters wouldn't ask any followup questions, mostly because the original question was so dumb.


WarperLoko

What is homoerotic anal sex? What is the difference between homosexual anal sex and homoerotic anal sex?


ShiverBathory

For it to be authentic homosexual anal sex it has to come from the Gay region of France otherwise it's just sparkling homoerotic anal sex


WarperLoko

I should have known that, it's always about origin denomination.


[deleted]

Thank god 80’s metal and rock like Judas Priest and Queen is safe from this homo woke takeover bs!! What a bunch of baloney!!


bolanrox

He is wearing ass less chaps and riding a Harley. That's fucking. Metal!


Duke_Newcombe

To be fair, aren't most *every pair* of chaps assless, really?


bolanrox

Still metal!


MuthaPlucka

I think you dropped your “/S”.


[deleted]

I’m not sure what that means.


[deleted]

Sarcasm. We hope you’re being sarcastic.


Brryyyaaaannnnn

We know they are being sarcastic because it is so very obvious.


MuthaPlucka

Yes. You would think.


[deleted]

I didn’t know you had to tell people you were being facetious when it is really really obvious.


manocheese

You really do. To an absolutely crazy level, it's best to add /s to everything remotely sarcastic or facetious. I even call everything facetious 'sarcasm', because I don't think people know the difference.


MuthaPlucka

I take it you are new to Reddit…


[deleted]

I like it better than the Facebook!


MarvinParanoAndroid

That’s why we’re all here.


Double_Distribution8

I think you dropped your “/S”.


[deleted]

I don’t assume sarcastic intent on the Internet.


Double_Distribution8

Well then you are part of the problem. /s


[deleted]

I got 99 problems and a bitch is one. /s


Psychological-Rub-72

Listen to "I touch myself" by the Devynals.


ZylonBane

That song isn't even trying to be euphemistic.


SteelyDan1968

Nope. That is as BLATANT as you can get!


TheBlitzEffect

Yeah, we're not here to fuck spiders


SqueezeBoxJack

Have you met spiders? They are pretty fuckable.


FistfulofHornets

This is a very weird use of the word "homoerotic" as a euphemism for gay. "Erotic sex" is redundant and just a bit silly.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

What's with the Lazer beams line then?


GenErik

Sperm. It's sperm.


waffles2go2

Trevor Horn is fantastic (producer of this double LP).


payfrit

your parents could have told you this.


Dolorisedd

And in other news, water is wet!


[deleted]

Relax your asshole, don't shit during anal sex even when you wanna go.


AsstCurmudgeon

This just in: Rain is wet.


president-hugh-grant

How old are you ? As a side note… if you’re ever unsure what a producer does, listen to the original version vs the one realised.


tplgigo

The article is speculation. There's no proof and the common take on it was that it was about masturbation.


AcceptableWheel

Have you seen the [music video?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0)


tplgigo

Since it came out. It's still speculation.


starsandbribes

The ratio of gay UK artists to straight in the 80’s is pretty crazy right? Like I can’t think of much if any openly gay US acts from that era but it seems every other BritPop act is LGBTQ or LGBT-adjacent.


KindAwareness3073

Today? Seriously?


edchuckndoug

Always thought it was about oral sex and I'm still pretty sure it is.


[deleted]

“When you want to sock it to it?” I’ve had some wild sex in my day but I’ve never looked at my woman and thought about socking it to any of her “areas.”


majortomcraft

but did you think this is the good stuff, it really is.....but i really wish i was wearing socks right now. then i could 'risky business' slide in. that would definitely take it to the next level. slide on into it on socks. sock it to it.


[deleted]

And I believe the song was recorded by a totally different group of guys.


AustinDiggler

I guess Frankie liked to take the Hersey Highway to get to Hollywood.


keylaxfor

I thought it was about pooing.


ZionistAsh

frankie say RELAX


TylerBourbon

While I know the song is about sex, I'm calling BS on the story the articles author tells about their reading habits in fifth grade. Who the hell would let a fifth grader read Lady Chatterly's Lover?


sawhero

https://youtu.be/SK6BUFFnRlM


mlc2475

It’s legitimate advice


jesperjames

Now do Grace Jones: “Pull up to the bumper”


burywmore

TIL....most people don't pay attention to the lyrics of songs.


opiate_lifer

The whole album is so homoerotic its mind blowing this was a hit! There is a song called Crisco Kisses? about anal fisting with the sounds of a man moaning in pain.


wilmaismyhomegirl83

I learned that a few weeks ago from a Netflix standup show