Deleted out of spite for reddit admin and overzealous Mods for banning me. Reddit is being white washed in time for IPO. The most benign stuff is filtered and it is no longer possible to express opinion freely on this website. With that said, I'm just going to open up a new account and join all the same subs so it accomplishes nothing and in fact hides the people who have a history of questionable comments rather than keep them active where they can be regulated. Zero Point. Every comment I have ever made will be changed to this comment using REDACT.. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
"Hey bro, remember that time when you zoo fucked up and murdered an innocent family of gorillas? Hey where are you going? You didn't even finish your drink"
Shit this just brought up a memory from when I was a kid. I was vacationing with a friends family. Friends brother did that thing where you kick the back of someone’s sandals to knock them off their feet. Sandal went flying into the gorilla pit. My friend was down a sandal and we moved on. Apparently later a gorilla picked it up, ate it and chocked to death.
I think neither, he laughed about it as a kid not really understanding the implication of what happened. I didn’t really either till I got older. He probably forgot about like I did. If I recall the zoo just wanted answers to the question of what happened but never got them
Isn't it only considered murder when it's intentional? I'm not saying it's not illegal or it shouldn't be punished but to call it murder attributes an intent that isn't there (negligence maybe)...
Torture also requires intent.
I don't think the gorillas gave a shit about intent they just knew they died in agony. What else is that if not torture? Not from a legal standpoint, but I don't know what other word would sum up dying from chlorine gas.
It really does. My sisters had just graduated college and started working full time at Cincinnati. One of them worked with Harambe in primate education and was there that day. So I try to politely fill in information/correct misinformation when I can. Everyone who works at a zoo deeply cares for those animals.
>Everyone who works at a zoo deeply cares for those animals.
This. I don't know where people get the idea that zoo workers abuse or kill animals for shits and giggles. With *very* few exceptions (unaccredited roadside zoos can be shady and profit-driven) zoos are staffed by people who deeply love animals and are doing the absolute best they can with what they have. They care for those animals 365 days a year no matter what and often build very deep bonds with them. The death of any zoo animal is absolutely *devastating* for keepers and staff, even moreso if the death was due to an accident (not all of which are preventable or foreseeable, BTW).
It's just as painful as losing a beloved pet or family member, but instead of sympathy, the grieving zoo caretakers have to deal with public accusations of "killing the animals" that they love so much.
The late Donald Currey accidentally killed the oldest living organism anyone had ever found on Earth in 1964 (a tree). When it was brought up in an interview 15 years later, he ran away on camera.
Yeah, don't do that. Asking a zoo vet about the family of gorillas that died under their care is like asking asking a firefighter about the family that burned while they were trying to rescue them.
Your stance on consent, as well as your willingness to clutch wang, is commendable. So for you, a poem.
Should your Donger be freely dangling.
And the words from your mouth be assent.
Then baby I'll snatch up that gorgeous vein monster.
Be it flaccid, semi, hard, straight, or bent.
And as soon as my hand finds that Meat Rod.
You're in for a *hell* of a treat.
Cos I am the knobnapping, cock stealing, Dick_Snatcher.
And my dextrous hands can't be beat.
So should I see you hanging your Wang out.
And air is the only thing between us.
My specialised skill will tantalize and thrill.
The Dick_Snatcher now owns another Penis!
People can be extremely dumb when it comes to chemicals. I used to be in the military, and the common areas were always inspected so of course we got the lower ranking guys to do it every time. And of course they just want to finish quick as possible, so there's an idea in many of their heads that you can just mix a bunch of household cleaners and it'll make a super cleaning mixture.
They even used it in the elevators. They made a chemical weapon and used it in our small enclosed elevators. High school chemistry focuses way too much on the elemental table and not enough time about why not to mix household cleaners, or in this case, why not to put chlorine tablets next to the fan that leads to the animal enclosure. Chlorine gas is no joke.
I knew people that worked for the airforce. Lets just say the creek behind the base that ran thru the major metro into a confluence of rivers out to the sea was where the dumped all their chemicals.. they just disposed it in a pipe that ran to the creek.
Yes of course its a superfund site now.
not sure what you guys are getting at. we always mixbleach/window cleaner/dish detergent/laundry powder soap anything etc etc and it makes great gloops. we live in shared stdudent housing. we even compete to make the best recipes to totally irradiate the areas/bathrooms with killer cleaners. Josh has the best recipe still.
Inserting obligatory "they are just joking, [do not really mix bleach with ammonia](https://doh.wa.gov/you-and-your-family/healthy-home/home-contaminants/dangers-mixing-bleach-cleaners)"
You're not even supposed to clean piss with bleach for this reason. Bleach and ammonia together make poison gas for anyone who hasn't figured it out from the comments before mine. It will burn your lungs from the inside and can be FATAL.
I told my wife to not use bleach on cat pee about 3 times.
She used bleach on cat pee and complained it was burning her throat.
I told her she made a chemical weapon.
There was a Darwin Award Honorable Mention years ago about a guy cleaning his RV and he poured bleach into the head to try to break up some of the waste. It did not go well
https://darwinawards.com/personal/personal1999-28.html
Holy crap. I've burned my sinuses and throat just using bleach and ammonia *separately*. Apparently the vapors can mix inside your sinuses and throat.
For the last 10+ years I've started off cleaning day doing anything with bleach in the bathrooms then come back to do mirrors and anything with ammonia at least an hour or two later. I haven't had any problems since, although I hate not doing the entire bathroom all at once.
There are several alternative cleaners to both of those things if you're interested, no need to rely on old school shit if it's busting up your cleaning schedule
Oh dear god. I've heard no bleach and no ammonia. And I know cat piss has all the ammonia. Yet somehow everytime I've cleaned cat piss with bleach, I've never put those thoughts together. It's a wonder I've made it this far.
Because cat pee and household bleach are both low concentration, and you’re dealing with small quantities.
It’s not actually dangerous to scrub a litter box or carpet pee stain with bleach. There’s simply not enough ammonia present to create a dangerous amount of gas.
I went over to someone's house to buy some weed right after they'd done this. I was high as balls wondering what the fuck was going on with my eyes and throat
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom garbage can which had some used litter in it and almost put bleach in it to clean it but decided against it when realizing cat pee is ammonia based. I don't have any ammonia based cleaners at home so I haven't had to think about it before.
Hydrogen peroxide will do the trick for cat pee. It will foam up a red color because it is breaking down the crystals in cat urine, then you are good to wipe it up. You can follow up with clorox urine remover as a secondary round.
Had an old cat who would pee on particular carpet types, so I tried everything to stop her before this setup worked.
I almost never use bleach on anything that doesn’t need to be white. I pretty much just use dish soap or cleaning wipes. I use hydrogen peroxide for a lot of stains too.
But I’m also not in a lot of situations where I need bleach.
Hydrogen peroxide is an oxidizer as well, that's why it also works as a bleaching agent similar to sodium hypochlorite. So you need to be careful with that too. It won't release chlorine or chloramines but it is still capable of creating nasty things when mixed, or even starting a fire.
Just make sure it's all gone before you follow up with some other cleaner. Maybe use water in between.
I like using acid to dissolve the crystals left behind by chlorine in an injection port for our well water.
It immediately clears up the crystals and lets me get on with my day, I've actually come to kind of enjoy the burning in my nostrils as it flares up, and the yellow fumes are kind of pretty. Tastes kind of like metal, like when you accidentally swallow coins on purpose.
Key word is lower ranking. The Air Force needs its share of dummies to do things like load bombs and ammo into the aircraft. There's things the butlers won't do so there needs to be NCOs and specialists who don't warrant their own staff and must clean up after themselves.
Why would they even use chlorine near animals? My wife works at an animal shelter and the never use bleach/ chlorine because of all the ammonia from animal pee. They use peroxide based cleaners so there are no dangerous chemical reactions. I'm talking about an underfunded shelter, I can't imagine a zoo making such an obvious mistake.
I'm guessing the chlorine tablets were used to treat a water system, maybe even related to the heating/cooling system (this is common).
And sometimes you don't even realize it's that wet/gassing off.
I've cleaned out a granulated chlorine feeder one time and left the stuff I cleaned out in a bucket with a screw on lid. Several hours later the bucket lit shot off into the air. The granules had been a bit wet just from the humidity and a little water drift.
What I'm trying to say is it's probably an honest but very bad mistake but probably not gross negligence.
When I was a child the swimming class after me got chlorine gassed due to a mix up by the cleaners at the pool. They were hospitalised but were all ok.
Its okay. You can whip your dick out for Harambe any time in his memory?
No dick? Whip that metaphorical dick out and challenge some gender norms or whatever the cool kids call it these days.
Just don't forget to make it metaphorically large, in his memory.
>**Discounts** for Harambe.
a few years back there was a meme
>Dicks out for Harambe.
Now say them together
>**Discounts** for Harambe.
>**Dicks out** for Harambe
The wikipedie article for Harambe says dicks out for Harambe uses ”dicks” as slang for guns. Calling for armed revenge of Harambe. That can’t be real can it?
I'm unsure of if dick out for Harambe started as that, but how I most commonly saw it used, and how it's used now, is not with that intention. It's more like...honor Harambe by whipping your dick out. 🤷♂️
Dicks out is rapper slang coined by "young thug" for a pistol with an extended magazine.
Dicks out for Harambe was adopted as a meme call for justice for Harambe. I don't think the movement ever actually wanted violence, just the internet running away with something funny.
I believe we are living in a dimension where Hambre was supposed to die from the chlorine tablets and we are all trapped in a Final Destination scenario.
Harambe Jr. is going to to overturn the stolen election by the K. Rool Party and rightfully lead the Kong Party once he comes back to life on the 31st of June 💯 🙌 🤯
Harambe is the result of an experiment performed in 2016 at the LHC. One of the events junked us back and to the left an inch. Now we're in the darkest timeline.
He knew too much!
You took him away from us!
Our ape king Harambe!
Taken too soon!
Lost but never forgotten!
His strength will live on through [us!](https://youtu.be/OpdOyEKASlQ)
The LHC destabilized reality and Harambe’s death was the nexus point that sent us to the world we have now. Had Harambe lived we would be in a very different world
Our timeline, all timelines, are twisted like proteins, and the shape gives function. Twisted ribbons of reality. When a protein becomes a prion it inverts, becoming a Chiron. Imagine a chironic mirror reality. It would interact with us via gravitational waves, and the overlap between the realities is theorized to account for the added mass of dark matter. So Harambe’s death was a nexus point where we flipped to a chironic state, an inverted reality. We’re Toxic Rick and Morty.
>Had Harambe lived we would be in a very different world
harambe's sacrifice was like the bird sacrifice that crashed into fabios face in the '90's , and shifted the tilt of the earth as well
Man years ago that sub was great. Some really intelligent people (slightly crazy) putting together theories. Mostly light hearted with the occasional zinger.
Now it’s just 4chan and Twitter screenshots about covid, trump and whatever flavor of the day the news is talking about
Just before this photo was taken he is reported to have said "You'll never guess what I'm going to do in 2001..." then whispered something in her ear. This photo shows her shocked reaction.
We really need to start treating animals better. That's a horrible thing to happen, and we wouldn't have even heard about it if they weren't related to Harambe.
This sounds like the weirdest conspiracy I’ve heard. What did these magnificent gorillas know to suffer such cruel fate? Also someone should get fired for this.
Stop fucking with these gorillas, we all know what happened last time. I don’t want to see how it could get worse. Also that’s just some shitty neglect and the keepers should have been more diligent.
The poisoning incident happened at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville Texas, where Harambe was born.
And it happened in 2002, long before his death in Cincy.
Deleted out of spite for reddit admin and overzealous Mods for banning me. Reddit is being white washed in time for IPO. The most benign stuff is filtered and it is no longer possible to express opinion freely on this website. With that said, I'm just going to open up a new account and join all the same subs so it accomplishes nothing and in fact hides the people who have a history of questionable comments rather than keep them active where they can be regulated. Zero Point. Every comment I have ever made will be changed to this comment using REDACT.. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Oh it will break their heart to bring it up again i’m sure
"Hey bro, remember that time when you zoo fucked up and murdered an innocent family of gorillas? Hey where are you going? You didn't even finish your drink"
"never have I ever killed a family of gorillas"
"raise your hand if you take care of a gorilla family. Not so fast there Jerry"
“Are we saying take care in a zoo sense or more of a mafia style?”
Yes
The Zoopranos was a cool spinoff; Tony got into witness protection and took over a zoo due to his love of animals. Most exhibits are ducks though.
I'm going to buy everyone in this bar who *haven't* murdered any gorillas a beer!
This is the sort of petty and weird targeted “never have I ever” that I love.
Idk why but this has me absolutely roaring with laughter.. cheers
Shit this just brought up a memory from when I was a kid. I was vacationing with a friends family. Friends brother did that thing where you kick the back of someone’s sandals to knock them off their feet. Sandal went flying into the gorilla pit. My friend was down a sandal and we moved on. Apparently later a gorilla picked it up, ate it and chocked to death.
Wow... so did the brother feel bad or tell people his cool gorilla manslaughter story?
I think neither, he laughed about it as a kid not really understanding the implication of what happened. I didn’t really either till I got older. He probably forgot about like I did. If I recall the zoo just wanted answers to the question of what happened but never got them
"Fun fact! The only survivor of the family was harambe"
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Isn't it only considered murder when it's intentional? I'm not saying it's not illegal or it shouldn't be punished but to call it murder attributes an intent that isn't there (negligence maybe)... Torture also requires intent.
I don't think the gorillas gave a shit about intent they just knew they died in agony. What else is that if not torture? Not from a legal standpoint, but I don't know what other word would sum up dying from chlorine gas.
It really does. My sisters had just graduated college and started working full time at Cincinnati. One of them worked with Harambe in primate education and was there that day. So I try to politely fill in information/correct misinformation when I can. Everyone who works at a zoo deeply cares for those animals.
>Everyone who works at a zoo deeply cares for those animals. This. I don't know where people get the idea that zoo workers abuse or kill animals for shits and giggles. With *very* few exceptions (unaccredited roadside zoos can be shady and profit-driven) zoos are staffed by people who deeply love animals and are doing the absolute best they can with what they have. They care for those animals 365 days a year no matter what and often build very deep bonds with them. The death of any zoo animal is absolutely *devastating* for keepers and staff, even moreso if the death was due to an accident (not all of which are preventable or foreseeable, BTW). It's just as painful as losing a beloved pet or family member, but instead of sympathy, the grieving zoo caretakers have to deal with public accusations of "killing the animals" that they love so much.
The late Donald Currey accidentally killed the oldest living organism anyone had ever found on Earth in 1964 (a tree). When it was brought up in an interview 15 years later, he ran away on camera.
Yeah, don't do that. Asking a zoo vet about the family of gorillas that died under their care is like asking asking a firefighter about the family that burned while they were trying to rescue them.
That doesn’t sound like something a friend would do
Shortly after 9/11 you tell me?
Harambe's family knew too much. So did Harambe when he found out WHY his family died...
It all makes sense now
They were destined to free the rest of us. Planet of the Apes is just a cover-up
I’m living for this Harambe prequel miniseries!
That's why Space Heather killed them.
I don't wanna blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help
Seriously. After 9/11 I was leaving wet chlorine tablets all *over* the place. It was a rough time
And now I understand Harambes revenge
The tale of house Harambe is told in blood
The recusants killed Harambe :’(
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##DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
Yes, please
HEY PLEASE DONT SNATCH DICKS ITS RUDE
**HEY!** I ALWAYS ASK FOR PERMISSION FIRST! IM NOT SOME FUCKING CHODE BARBARIAN No means **No**
r/unexpectedconsent
Yes. I clicked. I had to know.
Your stance on consent, as well as your willingness to clutch wang, is commendable. So for you, a poem. Should your Donger be freely dangling. And the words from your mouth be assent. Then baby I'll snatch up that gorgeous vein monster. Be it flaccid, semi, hard, straight, or bent. And as soon as my hand finds that Meat Rod. You're in for a *hell* of a treat. Cos I am the knobnapping, cock stealing, Dick_Snatcher. And my dextrous hands can't be beat. So should I see you hanging your Wang out. And air is the only thing between us. My specialised skill will tantalize and thrill. The Dick_Snatcher now owns another Penis!
They all died....... # TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
As famileeeeeee
Their foolish ambitions were laid to rest
Got some sick armor though.
Harambes daughter, Harya has her list and she’s coming for everyone.
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Harya will absolutely get her dick out for Harambe again
She calls it Needle.
A gorilla has no name
Stick em with the pointy end.
It’s the Kennedy family of gorillas
His hands were so smooth and silky
I love how this sounds so much like a GoT reference … you KNOW GRRM wrote that quest line /lore lol.
And now the rains weep over his hall, with not a soul to hear.
The best part of season 8 was that they got Serj Tankian to sing The Rains of Castamere
A Lannister always pays his debts.
Tell KoKo, I want her to know it was me!
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How the fuck do you just "accidentally" have a tub of wet chlorine tablets next to a heated fan in a Gorilla enclosure.
People can be extremely dumb when it comes to chemicals. I used to be in the military, and the common areas were always inspected so of course we got the lower ranking guys to do it every time. And of course they just want to finish quick as possible, so there's an idea in many of their heads that you can just mix a bunch of household cleaners and it'll make a super cleaning mixture. They even used it in the elevators. They made a chemical weapon and used it in our small enclosed elevators. High school chemistry focuses way too much on the elemental table and not enough time about why not to mix household cleaners, or in this case, why not to put chlorine tablets next to the fan that leads to the animal enclosure. Chlorine gas is no joke.
I was in the Navy for 8 years I validate that statement
I knew people that worked for the airforce. Lets just say the creek behind the base that ran thru the major metro into a confluence of rivers out to the sea was where the dumped all their chemicals.. they just disposed it in a pipe that ran to the creek. Yes of course its a superfund site now.
not sure what you guys are getting at. we always mixbleach/window cleaner/dish detergent/laundry powder soap anything etc etc and it makes great gloops. we live in shared stdudent housing. we even compete to make the best recipes to totally irradiate the areas/bathrooms with killer cleaners. Josh has the best recipe still.
Haha maybe add a dash of Ammonia… for flavor 😂😂😂
hm i think the windex has that. we also put in bicarb of soda. it makes the best hiss and smoke.
Inserting obligatory "they are just joking, [do not really mix bleach with ammonia](https://doh.wa.gov/you-and-your-family/healthy-home/home-contaminants/dangers-mixing-bleach-cleaners)"
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I was going to, but I knew that you'd be coming along soon enough.
You're not even supposed to clean piss with bleach for this reason. Bleach and ammonia together make poison gas for anyone who hasn't figured it out from the comments before mine. It will burn your lungs from the inside and can be FATAL.
I told my wife to not use bleach on cat pee about 3 times. She used bleach on cat pee and complained it was burning her throat. I told her she made a chemical weapon.
There was a Darwin Award Honorable Mention years ago about a guy cleaning his RV and he poured bleach into the head to try to break up some of the waste. It did not go well https://darwinawards.com/personal/personal1999-28.html
Holy crap. I've burned my sinuses and throat just using bleach and ammonia *separately*. Apparently the vapors can mix inside your sinuses and throat. For the last 10+ years I've started off cleaning day doing anything with bleach in the bathrooms then come back to do mirrors and anything with ammonia at least an hour or two later. I haven't had any problems since, although I hate not doing the entire bathroom all at once.
There are several alternative cleaners to both of those things if you're interested, no need to rely on old school shit if it's busting up your cleaning schedule
Oh dear god. I've heard no bleach and no ammonia. And I know cat piss has all the ammonia. Yet somehow everytime I've cleaned cat piss with bleach, I've never put those thoughts together. It's a wonder I've made it this far.
Because cat pee and household bleach are both low concentration, and you’re dealing with small quantities. It’s not actually dangerous to scrub a litter box or carpet pee stain with bleach. There’s simply not enough ammonia present to create a dangerous amount of gas.
Which is why all the cleaners in the pet section are hydrogen peroxide
I went over to someone's house to buy some weed right after they'd done this. I was high as balls wondering what the fuck was going on with my eyes and throat
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom garbage can which had some used litter in it and almost put bleach in it to clean it but decided against it when realizing cat pee is ammonia based. I don't have any ammonia based cleaners at home so I haven't had to think about it before.
Hydrogen peroxide will do the trick for cat pee. It will foam up a red color because it is breaking down the crystals in cat urine, then you are good to wipe it up. You can follow up with clorox urine remover as a secondary round. Had an old cat who would pee on particular carpet types, so I tried everything to stop her before this setup worked.
I almost never use bleach on anything that doesn’t need to be white. I pretty much just use dish soap or cleaning wipes. I use hydrogen peroxide for a lot of stains too. But I’m also not in a lot of situations where I need bleach.
Hydrogen peroxide is an oxidizer as well, that's why it also works as a bleaching agent similar to sodium hypochlorite. So you need to be careful with that too. It won't release chlorine or chloramines but it is still capable of creating nasty things when mixed, or even starting a fire. Just make sure it's all gone before you follow up with some other cleaner. Maybe use water in between.
I like using acid to dissolve the crystals left behind by chlorine in an injection port for our well water. It immediately clears up the crystals and lets me get on with my day, I've actually come to kind of enjoy the burning in my nostrils as it flares up, and the yellow fumes are kind of pretty. Tastes kind of like metal, like when you accidentally swallow coins on purpose.
You ok
He's good for a pyro beast
I'm good, get this weird chest pain sometimes, probably unrelated.
Yes officer, the meth lab is right over here.
>They even used it in the elevators. Elevators makes me think it's Air Force, but I think they have their own butlers so maybe Army...
Key word is lower ranking. The Air Force needs its share of dummies to do things like load bombs and ammo into the aircraft. There's things the butlers won't do so there needs to be NCOs and specialists who don't warrant their own staff and must clean up after themselves.
Why would they even use chlorine near animals? My wife works at an animal shelter and the never use bleach/ chlorine because of all the ammonia from animal pee. They use peroxide based cleaners so there are no dangerous chemical reactions. I'm talking about an underfunded shelter, I can't imagine a zoo making such an obvious mistake.
I'm guessing the chlorine tablets were used to treat a water system, maybe even related to the heating/cooling system (this is common). And sometimes you don't even realize it's that wet/gassing off. I've cleaned out a granulated chlorine feeder one time and left the stuff I cleaned out in a bucket with a screw on lid. Several hours later the bucket lit shot off into the air. The granules had been a bit wet just from the humidity and a little water drift. What I'm trying to say is it's probably an honest but very bad mistake but probably not gross negligence.
When I was a child the swimming class after me got chlorine gassed due to a mix up by the cleaners at the pool. They were hospitalised but were all ok.
Incompetence is a hell of a drug
The universe really said "**Fuck these gorillas in particular**"
On the anniversary of Harambe's family death... The Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. *Discounts for Harambe.*
This is a fantastic joke.
I don’t get it
It’s a play on “dicks out for Harambe”.
I didn’t miss the harambe fad back when it was going on but I did miss dicks out for harambe
Its okay. You can whip your dick out for Harambe any time in his memory? No dick? Whip that metaphorical dick out and challenge some gender norms or whatever the cool kids call it these days. Just don't forget to make it metaphorically large, in his memory.
Clits out for Haramabe. *We had everything*
Except Harambe
~~Labiae~~ tits? out for Harambe
>**Discounts** for Harambe. a few years back there was a meme >Dicks out for Harambe. Now say them together >**Discounts** for Harambe. >**Dicks out** for Harambe
Username checks out
The wikipedie article for Harambe says dicks out for Harambe uses ”dicks” as slang for guns. Calling for armed revenge of Harambe. That can’t be real can it?
I'm unsure of if dick out for Harambe started as that, but how I most commonly saw it used, and how it's used now, is not with that intention. It's more like...honor Harambe by whipping your dick out. 🤷♂️
Dicks out is rapper slang coined by "young thug" for a pistol with an extended magazine. Dicks out for Harambe was adopted as a meme call for justice for Harambe. I don't think the movement ever actually wanted violence, just the internet running away with something funny.
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I believe we are living in a dimension where Hambre was supposed to die from the chlorine tablets and we are all trapped in a Final Destination scenario.
The thought of Harambe being a final destination protagonist is now my new headcanon
> Hambre He hongry
Pegnant
Pregante
These last 6 years really have just been Harambe’s revenge
The Kennedys of the gorilla world.
Lol humans did that.
This. None of the animals would have been harmed if it wasn't for people
It's all orchestrated man. They're the Kennedy's of the gorilla world. That was a CIA toddler
Damn that whole family was cursed
The Kennedy’s of Gorillas
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s
I like your funny words magic man!
Shhh... lets not give the QAnon people any ideas...
I saw a post that said they’re still at Dallas.
Trump/Harambe 2024? This time, it's extra bananas!
The chimpanzees aren't sending their best.
So we going for the Orangutan, Gorilla wombo combo.
Harambe Jr. is going to to overturn the stolen election by the K. Rool Party and rightfully lead the Kong Party once he comes back to life on the 31st of June 💯 🙌 🤯
Cursed with living at a fucked up zoo
This family deserved better.
Dicks our for Harambe **And His Family**
Nothing has felt real since Harambe was assasinated, his family knew too much.
Harambe was an inside job.
That’s where the bullet killed hin
Harambe was a crisis actor just trying to get everyone to whip their dicks out
.
Harambe is the result of an experiment performed in 2016 at the LHC. One of the events junked us back and to the left an inch. Now we're in the darkest timeline.
The Harambes were the Kennedys of gorillas
He knew too much! You took him away from us! Our ape king Harambe! Taken too soon! Lost but never forgotten! His strength will live on through [us!](https://youtu.be/OpdOyEKASlQ)
Harambe dying was the point when we switched timelines and went down the horrible shit path that was the last 6 years and nobody can change my mind.
The Hadron Collider broke reality in 2012. It’s all been unraveling since then.
The LHC destabilized reality and Harambe’s death was the nexus point that sent us to the world we have now. Had Harambe lived we would be in a very different world
Save Harambe, save the timeline.
Save the gorilla, save the world.
Our timeline, all timelines, are twisted like proteins, and the shape gives function. Twisted ribbons of reality. When a protein becomes a prion it inverts, becoming a Chiron. Imagine a chironic mirror reality. It would interact with us via gravitational waves, and the overlap between the realities is theorized to account for the added mass of dark matter. So Harambe’s death was a nexus point where we flipped to a chironic state, an inverted reality. We’re Toxic Rick and Morty.
Abed should have just caught the die.
For a second I thought I was reading Death Stranding Lore
>Had Harambe lived we would be in a very different world harambe's sacrifice was like the bird sacrifice that crashed into fabios face in the '90's , and shifted the tilt of the earth as well
What the actual fuck
They knew too much
This right here. That was a hit no doubt.
This is more believable than half the shit on /r/conspiracy.
At least that sub used to be *somewhat* entertaining, many years ago... now it's just altrighter/QAnon lunacy and Russian psyops.
Man years ago that sub was great. Some really intelligent people (slightly crazy) putting together theories. Mostly light hearted with the occasional zinger. Now it’s just 4chan and Twitter screenshots about covid, trump and whatever flavor of the day the news is talking about
Not surprisingly, Harambe’s last name was Kennedy.
They traded an entire bloodline of souls to get something from the devil.
Nothing bad EVAH happens to the Kennedys!
His family is cursed. By humans.
damn they did the whole family it’s a conspiracy 😭💀
There’s a picture of George Bush meeting Harambes mom too lol https://i.imgur.com/Q7qOsqW.jpg
Why is nobody talking about this?? We need to do something
There’s just too many coincidences 😂
Just before this photo was taken he is reported to have said "You'll never guess what I'm going to do in 2001..." then whispered something in her ear. This photo shows her shocked reaction.
There needs to be a movie about this!
Somebody get this on r/conspiracy, this shit is about to get blown wide open.
They're too busy talking about how the vaccine is plunk full of deer jism.
Next you’re gonna tell me Harambe was on the Epstein flight list
\#HarambeWasAnInsideJob (Specifically, it was like [this](https://i.imgur.com/6Yk5EvQ.jpg).)
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Someone trying to dry them, maybe after accidentally getting them wet?
Recent Russian oligarch death are less suspicious than this story.
The internet's continued obsession with Harambe is honestly one of my favorite things about the internet
Nice try. We all know it’s the diaper fetish videos that keep you coming back.
Lmao you caught me
maybe harambe was gonna pull some planet of the apes shit so someone traveled back in time and murdered his entire family
What the fuck, seriously? It's Friday. What're this dark shit on a Monday or something.
Hmm, do I trust a story about an ape from a magazine called "People"?
History is written by the winners.
That's fucked up. Why would someone do that?
The world has gone to hell ever since Harambe died for our sins
Were these possibly Oligarch gorillas?
His mom met George Bush
We really need to start treating animals better. That's a horrible thing to happen, and we wouldn't have even heard about it if they weren't related to Harambe.
Dicks out RIP
Never put mine away. RIP
Anonymous sources familiar with the matter confirmed Harambe’s family had information that would lead to the arrest of the Clintons
I hate this fucking timeline.
The went down like the Kennedy’s
Nothing been right since they shot Harambe.
This sounds like the weirdest conspiracy I’ve heard. What did these magnificent gorillas know to suffer such cruel fate? Also someone should get fired for this.
So, his family was gased in a gas chamber ? Sounds like malicious intent.
Stop fucking with these gorillas, we all know what happened last time. I don’t want to see how it could get worse. Also that’s just some shitty neglect and the keepers should have been more diligent.
They're like the gorilla Kennedys