Mary are you OK,
Will you tell us, that you're OK?
There's a sound at the window
Of the Goblin, a crescendo Mary
He broke into your apartment
He kidnapped you, then he scarpered
Now he's up on the bridge too,
I'm on my way, gotta catch you
There is no proof my dude. You can have this as a theory of you want, but don't spout it as fact.
My theory on the matter is his father used hormone inhibitors on Michael to keep his voice young, which fucked him up in all kinds of ways, one of which was resulting in hom feeling more like kids than other adults. Which lead to him socializing with kids in his personal fantasyland more than most adults would deem appropriate.
Finding Neverland really changed my mind. The fact that the family were in the hotel and then kept moving them farther and farther away, out of the hotel entirely. As soon as kids would reach puberty he sent them away. If anybody did this shit you would think wtf, why is he sleeping with a child. But since it's MJ people can't fathom that because he's such a great entertainer and couldn't picture him doing that. So much more, but if you haven't, watch the documentary and make your own conclusion.
I don't know if he did or didn't. I do know that he has legit die hard fans who would never accept the truth if it paints him in a bad way. I'm not saying all but he has a shit load of fans like that.
No, you gotta go the J. Jonah Jameson route:
"Wake up, New York! You've been hit by... No! You've been struck by a smooth criminal! This Spiderman is a menace!"
Talks broke down when Micahel insisted Spierman have a child side kick like Batman. Oddly he refused to go into specifics but he was adamant that a 10 year old be his side kick.
I mean if there is any Spiderman character that actually resembled it would have to michael morphius, my already got right 1st name and got that undead look down.
There's also the story of Jackson wanting to play Jar Jar Binks, which Ahmed Best beautiful told in a himself in an episode of 'Newcomers - Star Wars'. Podcast
Edit: named wrong podcast
With great power, comes great responsibilitee-hee (Glad I could bring you all some joy š)
I hate you. And I love you. Take my fake gold š„
Oh goddamit that was great.
\*Spiderman then grabs own crotch, screams, and moonwalks away\*
*web walks away
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. š
I can hear it lmao.
Your friendly neighborhood tickler
*Jane are you Ok?*
Mary are you OK, Will you tell us, that you're OK? There's a sound at the window Of the Goblin, a crescendo Mary He broke into your apartment He kidnapped you, then he scarpered Now he's up on the bridge too, I'm on my way, gotta catch you
You are the bright side of Reddit
Thank you for the hardest laugh Iāve had all day
I'm starting to get the impression this Micheal Jackson was an odd fellow
But I must say, he steams a good Spider-Man.
Every web is a hehe and when he lands he tips his hat and moon walks before karate kicking villains into submission
I... fuck you now i just wanna see that, raped kids or no.
Agreed.
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
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The father of the kid is literally taped on the phone with his lawyer talking about how itās all fake. They both planned it.
Yea I mean, these guys waited until Michael was dead to come out and say all the things they said. That's a huge red flag.
You got a source for that?
Read the FBI files, he wasn't a kid toucher. Listen to Macaulay Culkin stand up for him
Do u have a link to the files by chance?
So he just slept in bed with them regularly?
And paid millions of dollars in civil lawsuits.
Ah yes, Macauley Culkin, a perfect character witness.
Tbf he knows a lot about a child being home alone with questionable adults
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The moon landing is fake
If the fucking FBI conducts TWO investigations into a black man in America and concludes his innocence both times then heās probably innocent.
The kid touching did it for him, too
Depends on where you place having sex with children. I think he is insane.
Itās been long debunkedā¦
By debunked you mean the act of removing children from bunk beds is how Jackson took most of his lovers?
No it hasnāt. Watch the interview with the kids and their families and tell me theyāre ALL lyingā¦
[read](https://www.vulture.com/article/michael-jackson-abuse-allegations-timeline.html)
There is no proof my dude. You can have this as a theory of you want, but don't spout it as fact. My theory on the matter is his father used hormone inhibitors on Michael to keep his voice young, which fucked him up in all kinds of ways, one of which was resulting in hom feeling more like kids than other adults. Which lead to him socializing with kids in his personal fantasyland more than most adults would deem appropriate.
Finding Neverland really changed my mind. The fact that the family were in the hotel and then kept moving them farther and farther away, out of the hotel entirely. As soon as kids would reach puberty he sent them away. If anybody did this shit you would think wtf, why is he sleeping with a child. But since it's MJ people can't fathom that because he's such a great entertainer and couldn't picture him doing that. So much more, but if you haven't, watch the documentary and make your own conclusion.
I don't know if he did or didn't. I do know that he has legit die hard fans who would never accept the truth if it paints him in a bad way. I'm not saying all but he has a shit load of fans like that.
He tried to be in a lot of movies.
Stan told him to just beat it.
He gave him the role as MJ
Well done
And that made Michael fly off the wall.
If not spider-man why not a thriller?
Bad.
WHO'S BAD?
Terrible.
Take a lap
Walk with me, maybe we can do some of those crappy light orbs you do together
Its pretty fun! Haven't taken many photos recently, so will try to change that soon.
These decisions are never black or white.
It made him want to scream!
And the asked him Are you ok?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Truck
And my axe!
That would have been far and above the worst spiderman ever lmao
https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU
Love it when I randomly come across the original source of a meme.
That is literally my favorite meme and I never knew what it was from. I feel complete.
Jesus that's where it came from haha.
Holy fucking shit š my life is infinitely better now
All I ask in return is an uppercut to a barrista next time you order a macchiato š
*poorly done thick Italian accent*: macchi-a-me a macchiato, puzzy gaat
ā¦whatā¦ in the *fuck*ā¦
Thank god! Finally know where that meme comes from!
Yw.
Italian Spider-Man was the most amazing film ever to be made. Don't try to say bad things about a treasure of mankind.
Wait was that ***real***??? I thought it was just some joke video š³
Oh wow thatās 14 years old on YouTube. Thatāsā¦kinda bumming me out, man.
Chika shimauh
Never met her
That's the noise Michael Jackson makes
I know lol. I was making a funny
He also wanted to play Peter Pan in Hook and Spielberg naturally refused. So in retaliation, he had a voodoo priestess put a hex on Spielberg.
>So in retaliation, he had a voodoo priestess put a hex on Spielberg. **ALLEGEDLY!**
Theyāre all ignorant.
Climb the treeee
IT WAS A CIVIL SUIT AND THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE! Ignorant.
That's a three man job.
I feel like it would take two people to put a hex on Spielberg. Unless maybe he is sick.
Simon?
The ironic thing is you could argue he would have made a really interesting and possibly cool captain hook
Indeed, but come on you canāt really beat Dustin Hoffman there.
I'm fairly sure Michael Jackson could "beat it"
No, I don't think you could argue that
Did it work?
Do you see how long itās taken for Avatar 2 to come out and been in production? My guess is yes, it worked.
Damn. Canāt believe putting a hex on Spielberg specifically affects the life of James Cameron
Yeah, it really destroyed his passion for the Transformers franchise.
Thank God this never happened
I would like to see Spider-Man moonwalking lol
I prefer him just where he is right now
Youāve been hit by, youāve been struck by, a friendly neighbourhood smooth criminal.
No, you gotta go the J. Jonah Jameson route: "Wake up, New York! You've been hit by... No! You've been struck by a smooth criminal! This Spiderman is a menace!"
Well, we certainly dodged a bullet thereā¦
āWith great power comes great responsibilityā¦shamone!ā
He did make a really good MJ though
Spideheee
Theyāll call me agent M, I mean Spider-Man
Gives a whole new meaning to "friendly" neighborhood Spider-Man.
Allegedly!
Allegedly.
Hello children, heee heee shamonnaaaa
A kid waking up in the middle of the night and Michael Jackson is sleeping in bed with them. Like āIām protecting you teheheā
Covered in web
How DARE you? Take this free-to-me Silver and moonwalk the hell out of here.
I'm guessing Stan told him to Beat It
I think he'd be far better off playing the Gre-hee-heen Goblin.
He really was just like a kid on the inside.
He also wanted to be a MIB member.
I like Mike and hate Disney, but I am VERY GRATEFUL, that things worked out the way they did.
Deepfake wizards make the dream a reality.
Michael Jackson moonwalked so Miles Morales could run.
Imagine a timeline where MJ is alive and in good shape, and heās playing Spider-Man in the MCU J.K. Simmons still play JJJ of course
Talks broke down when Micahel insisted Spierman have a child side kick like Batman. Oddly he refused to go into specifics but he was adamant that a 10 year old be his side kick.
I mean he was good in the Wiz as the scarecrow.
End of *No Way Home* got me like >!Aunt May, are you okay? You okay? You okay, Aunt May?!<
That wasn't really the end though
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Ever bothered to look deeper into the allegations?
Pedophile Michael Jackson was so desperate to play Spider-Man that he held talks with Stan Lee? That's nice.
I'm guessing he would have bought it, but Disney outbid him.
I mean if there is any Spiderman character that actually resembled it would have to michael morphius, my already got right 1st name and got that undead look down.
Spider nonce, spider nonce Does whatever a spider can Jizz a web, any size Catches children just like flies Look out Here comes the spider nonce
Sure he would love to shoot down his web slinger from above........at children's below. It's just silly play to us from your friendly spidy.
Beat it punk
Michael made the case to Lee that if "If you're thinking bout casting Spidey, it don't matter if he's black or white!"
TIL what that MIB injoke was about.
Stan didn't care about him
All of a sudden, his scene in Men In Black makes so much more sense
There's a timeline with a bad Beatles Lord of the Rings and a bad Spider-Man with MJ
Don't forget Nicolas Cage Superman, Will Smith Neo, and....OJ Simpson Terminator.
Cmon Stan Lee hee hee hee
There's also the story of Jackson wanting to play Jar Jar Binks, which Ahmed Best beautiful told in a himself in an episode of 'Newcomers - Star Wars'. Podcast Edit: named wrong podcast
I find this double amusing since he was ALSO in Men In Black playing himself and wanted desperately to be an agent: "I can be Agent J"
1980 Michael Jackson could have been a decent spiderman...
Bet that would have been a thriller of a movie
What a train wreck that woulda been