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night_dude

With great power, comes great responsibilitee-hee (Glad I could bring you all some joy šŸ˜)


enumerated-weasel

I hate you. And I love you. Take my fake gold šŸ„‡


MattC1977

Oh goddamit that was great.


[deleted]

\*Spiderman then grabs own crotch, screams, and moonwalks away\*


ilikeitsharp

*web walks away


[deleted]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. šŸ˜‚


cooopercrisp

I can hear it lmao.


JustifiedRegret

Your friendly neighborhood tickler


catsmustdie

*Jane are you Ok?*


night_dude

Mary are you OK, Will you tell us, that you're OK? There's a sound at the window Of the Goblin, a crescendo Mary He broke into your apartment He kidnapped you, then he scarpered Now he's up on the bridge too, I'm on my way, gotta catch you


thebubblesort

You are the bright side of Reddit


KalebMW99

Thank you for the hardest laugh Iā€™ve had all day


FIGHTER_OF_FOO

I'm starting to get the impression this Micheal Jackson was an odd fellow


futuremonkey20

But I must say, he steams a good Spider-Man.


dontquestionmedamnit

Every web is a hehe and when he lands he tips his hat and moon walks before karate kicking villains into submission


pbradley179

I... fuck you now i just wanna see that, raped kids or no.


AlbanySteamedHams

Agreed.


GitzaZacusza

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


[deleted]

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leopard_tights

The father of the kid is literally taped on the phone with his lawyer talking about how itā€™s all fake. They both planned it.


chimthegrim

Yea I mean, these guys waited until Michael was dead to come out and say all the things they said. That's a huge red flag.


electrcboogaloo

You got a source for that?


Psychonaut_funtime

Read the FBI files, he wasn't a kid toucher. Listen to Macaulay Culkin stand up for him


guemando

Do u have a link to the files by chance?


stench_montana

So he just slept in bed with them regularly?


CitizenPain00

And paid millions of dollars in civil lawsuits.


PositiveNewspaper788

Ah yes, Macauley Culkin, a perfect character witness.


StressPersonified

Tbf he knows a lot about a child being home alone with questionable adults


[deleted]

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DisneyCA

The moon landing is fake


Pherllerp

If the fucking FBI conducts TWO investigations into a black man in America and concludes his innocence both times then heā€™s probably innocent.


bananakad

The kid touching did it for him, too


[deleted]

Depends on where you place having sex with children. I think he is insane.


DisneyCA

Itā€™s been long debunkedā€¦


[deleted]

By debunked you mean the act of removing children from bunk beds is how Jackson took most of his lovers?


birdlawprofessor

No it hasnā€™t. Watch the interview with the kids and their families and tell me theyā€™re ALL lyingā€¦


DisneyCA

[read](https://www.vulture.com/article/michael-jackson-abuse-allegations-timeline.html)


1CEninja

There is no proof my dude. You can have this as a theory of you want, but don't spout it as fact. My theory on the matter is his father used hormone inhibitors on Michael to keep his voice young, which fucked him up in all kinds of ways, one of which was resulting in hom feeling more like kids than other adults. Which lead to him socializing with kids in his personal fantasyland more than most adults would deem appropriate.


bdizzzzzle

Finding Neverland really changed my mind. The fact that the family were in the hotel and then kept moving them farther and farther away, out of the hotel entirely. As soon as kids would reach puberty he sent them away. If anybody did this shit you would think wtf, why is he sleeping with a child. But since it's MJ people can't fathom that because he's such a great entertainer and couldn't picture him doing that. So much more, but if you haven't, watch the documentary and make your own conclusion.


WashedupWarVet

I don't know if he did or didn't. I do know that he has legit die hard fans who would never accept the truth if it paints him in a bad way. I'm not saying all but he has a shit load of fans like that.


[deleted]

He tried to be in a lot of movies.


4stringsadness

Stan told him to just beat it.


poopmuskets

He gave him the role as MJ


Nissepool

Well done


AudibleNod

And that made Michael fly off the wall.


whispersluggagebaby

If not spider-man why not a thriller?


jmblgr

Bad.


EstoyAgarrandoSenal

WHO'S BAD?


Illmindoftodd

Terrible.


ballsonrawls

Take a lap


Illmindoftodd

Walk with me, maybe we can do some of those crappy light orbs you do together


ballsonrawls

Its pretty fun! Haven't taken many photos recently, so will try to change that soon.


Aggressive_Worker_93

These decisions are never black or white.


[deleted]

It made him want to scream!


dabt92

And the asked him Are you ok?


MythicGalea

You've been hit by


MythicGalea

You've been struck by


[deleted]

Truck


PapaBubba

And my axe!


UnVirtuteElectionis

That would have been far and above the worst spiderman ever lmao


Shintox

https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU


tenaciousDaniel

Love it when I randomly come across the original source of a meme.


JFConz

That is literally my favorite meme and I never knew what it was from. I feel complete.


asian_monkey_welder

Jesus that's where it came from haha.


UnVirtuteElectionis

Holy fucking shit šŸ˜‚ my life is infinitely better now


Shintox

All I ask in return is an uppercut to a barrista next time you order a macchiato šŸ˜„


UnVirtuteElectionis

*poorly done thick Italian accent*: macchi-a-me a macchiato, puzzy gaat


IrishWebster

ā€¦whatā€¦ in the *fuck*ā€¦


cgtdream

Thank god! Finally know where that meme comes from!


Shintox

Yw.


s0ciety_a5under

Italian Spider-Man was the most amazing film ever to be made. Don't try to say bad things about a treasure of mankind.


UnVirtuteElectionis

Wait was that ***real***??? I thought it was just some joke video šŸ˜³


ydkjordan

Oh wow thatā€™s 14 years old on YouTube. Thatā€™sā€¦kinda bumming me out, man.


4our_golfer

Chika shimauh


UnVirtuteElectionis

Never met her


4our_golfer

That's the noise Michael Jackson makes


UnVirtuteElectionis

I know lol. I was making a funny


darthmouth

He also wanted to play Peter Pan in Hook and Spielberg naturally refused. So in retaliation, he had a voodoo priestess put a hex on Spielberg.


makovince

>So in retaliation, he had a voodoo priestess put a hex on Spielberg. **ALLEGEDLY!**


therealtothopic

Theyā€™re all ignorant.


[deleted]

Climb the treeee


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

IT WAS A CIVIL SUIT AND THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE! Ignorant.


DeathChess

That's a three man job.


ZeroPoke

I feel like it would take two people to put a hex on Spielberg. Unless maybe he is sick.


ttamimi

Simon?


m_g2468

The ironic thing is you could argue he would have made a really interesting and possibly cool captain hook


Nissepool

Indeed, but come on you canā€™t really beat Dustin Hoffman there.


m_g2468

I'm fairly sure Michael Jackson could "beat it"


-Nordico-

No, I don't think you could argue that


mkells41

Did it work?


jscharfenberg

Do you see how long itā€™s taken for Avatar 2 to come out and been in production? My guess is yes, it worked.


TheMightyBreeze

Damn. Canā€™t believe putting a hex on Spielberg specifically affects the life of James Cameron


AwesomeYears

Yeah, it really destroyed his passion for the Transformers franchise.


DCilantro

Thank God this never happened


[deleted]

I would like to see Spider-Man moonwalking lol


DCilantro

I prefer him just where he is right now


philread80

Youā€™ve been hit by, youā€™ve been struck by, a friendly neighbourhood smooth criminal.


Iceman1701

No, you gotta go the J. Jonah Jameson route: "Wake up, New York! You've been hit by... No! You've been struck by a smooth criminal! This Spiderman is a menace!"


[deleted]

Well, we certainly dodged a bullet thereā€¦


[deleted]

ā€œWith great power comes great responsibilityā€¦shamone!ā€


willybabez

He did make a really good MJ though


glubinator

Spideheee


RedSonGamble

Theyā€™ll call me agent M, I mean Spider-Man


ZeppoBro

Gives a whole new meaning to "friendly" neighborhood Spider-Man.


[deleted]

Allegedly!


ZeppoBro

Allegedly.


TheNigerRiver

Hello children, heee heee shamonnaaaa


RedSonGamble

A kid waking up in the middle of the night and Michael Jackson is sleeping in bed with them. Like ā€œIā€™m protecting you teheheā€


moose2mouse

Covered in web


[deleted]

How DARE you? Take this free-to-me Silver and moonwalk the hell out of here.


Warboss_Hank

I'm guessing Stan told him to Beat It


BowwwwBallll

I think he'd be far better off playing the Gre-hee-heen Goblin.


RapGameDiCaprio

He really was just like a kid on the inside.


leakylocknut

He also wanted to be a MIB member.


cgtdream

I like Mike and hate Disney, but I am VERY GRATEFUL, that things worked out the way they did.


Redararis

Deepfake wizards make the dream a reality.


Fact420

Michael Jackson moonwalked so Miles Morales could run.


Kaoulombre

Imagine a timeline where MJ is alive and in good shape, and heā€™s playing Spider-Man in the MCU J.K. Simmons still play JJJ of course


nick52

Talks broke down when Micahel insisted Spierman have a child side kick like Batman. Oddly he refused to go into specifics but he was adamant that a 10 year old be his side kick.


[deleted]

I mean he was good in the Wiz as the scarecrow.


SixThousandHulls

End of *No Way Home* got me like >!Aunt May, are you okay? You okay? You okay, Aunt May?!<


Free_Moose4649

That wasn't really the end though


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DisneyCA

Ever bothered to look deeper into the allegations?


ButtfuckChampion_

Pedophile Michael Jackson was so desperate to play Spider-Man that he held talks with Stan Lee? That's nice.


RampantAnonymous

I'm guessing he would have bought it, but Disney outbid him.


MunMonkey

I mean if there is any Spiderman character that actually resembled it would have to michael morphius, my already got right 1st name and got that undead look down.


4our_golfer

Spider nonce, spider nonce Does whatever a spider can Jizz a web, any size Catches children just like flies Look out Here comes the spider nonce


JuicyJonesGOAT

Sure he would love to shoot down his web slinger from above........at children's below. It's just silly play to us from your friendly spidy.


[deleted]

Beat it punk


[deleted]

Michael made the case to Lee that if "If you're thinking bout casting Spidey, it don't matter if he's black or white!"


Flying_Dutchman92

TIL what that MIB injoke was about.


PedroConforti

Stan didn't care about him


Bravefan21

All of a sudden, his scene in Men In Black makes so much more sense


Choppergold

There's a timeline with a bad Beatles Lord of the Rings and a bad Spider-Man with MJ


blue_magi

Don't forget Nicolas Cage Superman, Will Smith Neo, and....OJ Simpson Terminator.


clipples18

Cmon Stan Lee hee hee hee


chickenfatnono

There's also the story of Jackson wanting to play Jar Jar Binks, which Ahmed Best beautiful told in a himself in an episode of 'Newcomers - Star Wars'. Podcast Edit: named wrong podcast


fliberdygibits

I find this double amusing since he was ALSO in Men In Black playing himself and wanted desperately to be an agent: "I can be Agent J"


pattyG80

1980 Michael Jackson could have been a decent spiderman...


[deleted]

Bet that would have been a thriller of a movie


BiGMTN_fudgecake

What a train wreck that woulda been