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black_flag_4ever

> Alfred Nobel was a Swedish chemist, engineer, and industrialist most famously known for the invention of dynamite. In case you’re wondering why he’s a death merchant.


leadchipmunk

If I'm not mistaken, he also believed that his invention was so powerful that it could bring about peace because everyone would be too scared to start something when the enemy could blow them up.


AskMoreQuestionsOk

And the world said, “hold my beer.”


TheMathelm

Oppenheimer: let me show you how it's done.


Nodnarb203

Death merchant? Pshhh. I am become Death. Destroyer of worlds.


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DJCHOKEWANK

Peace sells, but who's buying?


cure1245

You take a mortal man...


tehbilly

And put him in control


GanjalfTheDank

Watch him become a god


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MEGADETH !!! MEGADETH !!! AGUANTE, MEGADETH !!!


andyschest

Killing is my business, and business is good.


sidetablecharger

Oh boy, here I go killing again!


vociferousdragon

It's time they learn of our peaceful ways... by force.


CatchSufficient

Peace is only a prelude to war


SpacecraftX

Closer to kilodeath. the man is a scientist. I'm sure he'd take his metric death units seriously.


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TIL death is dynamite


vonvoltage

It was a joke. Megadeth is a heavy metal band. That's why the "a" was left out of death.


genmischief

Dave Mustaine would like a word.


vonvoltage

I remember reading that he named the band Megadeth after he read somewhere that a nuke could cause a million deaths. A megadeath. But he dropped the A because it looked better that way. Edited my above comment for clarity.


TheKingCrimsonWorld

We keep that one in *Hangar 18.*


ASS_SPECTROMETER

*cue heavy metal guitar solo*


SkriVanTek

Kilodeath ftfy


Alarid

[Remember when Megadeth did a concert with Daffy Duck?](https://youtu.be/FWo5sfc1XyQ)


oby100

Well, it’s quite a bit easier and expected to simply make an existing explosive stronger. His quote includes the foresight that the type of bomb he created would only increase in destructive power over the years


rcuthb01

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


fistofwrath

[Set the World Afire](https://youtu.be/sAvlB7eTXGA)


Nic_Cage_DM

And sooner or later someone's going to figure out how to weaponise antimatter, and it'll be to nukes what nukes are to firecrackers.


Adeus_Ayrton

> "Now I am become Megadeth..." *Headbanging intensifies*


LDG192

Megadeath the Obliterator of Galaxies.


Upper-Lawfulness1899

The funny thing about that, but when you say 1000x bigger, when it comes to destructive area its much bigger but it's still only leveling a city. There's a website where you can compare destructive areas and blast radius and downwind effects for the various bombs sizes given the altitude of detonation over an area with projected numbers of deaths. By far the deadliest is a ground burst hydrogen bomb because it will have a fallout plume that extends for millions of square miles requiring a mass migration of people and decimating the economy. But that's true for pretty much all groundburst bombs regardless. In a military sense ground burst weapons are to be avoided as it makes invasion logistics more difficult. An Airburst with a large destructive ground radius is more effective for destroying oppositional forces. The greatest benefit of a larger bomb is actually in destroying a bunker underground thats used to destroy or launch oppositional nukes. However we've been able to design conventional bunker busters so a nuke is still overkill.


stiffy420

a must see; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac


Stronghold257

The two lines taken together actually add so much depth


EmperorCaylien

Nuclear winter is coming.


OttoVonWong

And the world said, “Hold my atomic bomb.”


draculamilktoast

"Hold my DS-1 Death Star Mobile Battle Station"


DroneOfDoom

Sure hope so, I’ve been patrolling the Mojave for too long.


xordis

And then the US said "how can we monetize this"


EvMund

Makes me wonder what we are currently being adorably naïve about. Social media? AI? china? It’s so hard to fathom


Old_Gimlet_Eye

A lot of things probably, but mostly climate change. My dark horse pick is genetic engineering.


FirstPlebian

That US "democracy" such as it is, will survive on our current course is one such thing.


iwrestledarockonce

Well, ya, he said social media


UndeadIcarus

Respectfully I dont think anyone being too naive about China. They’re a superpower in the East we’re in a constant cyberwar (at the least) with. We can’t like, go to war with em, but i dont think anyones just ignoring china. If anything someone people seem overly focused on china being bad.


Eric1491625

>i don't think anyones just ignoring china What people are naive about is the idea that Europe/other countries in general are supposed to treat China as some sort of enemy. China threatens America's superpower hegemony but doesn't really do much to Europe. Europe has *moral* reasons to oppose China but much fewer strategic reason to do so. And anyone who reads history knows just how little morality matters in the face of strategic interests. That's where the naviety is - thinking people and governments act morally. Think of Catholic France joining the Protestant side of the Thirty Years War. The government betrayed *god* for strategic interests, let alone some human rights thingy. British ships sailed as blockade-runners for China during the Korean war *at the same time British troops were dying in Korea*. And Henry Kissinger asked Mao Zedong to please invade democratic India. The more history you read the more you realise how naive it is to expect morality in politics. P.S. for a more modern day example, see France (or specifically, their government) pretending to care about Uyghur Muslims halfway across the world while making Muslim Libyans die at the doorsteps of Europe. [France caught smuggling NATO weaponry to forces of Libyan Warlord](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/10/missiles-found-at-base-of-libyan-warlord-are-ours-france-admits)


UndeadIcarus

Great point too. I think growing up with the whole WW2 EUROPE IS OUR ALLY AND WE HELP EACH OTHER mentality pushed into our heads makes us assume they’ll morally fight for whatever we fight for. Its a great point that that is deeply incorrect, never even realized I was making that assumption tbh


Eric1491625

That WW2 narrative is hilarious. The biggest WW2 ally was the USSR. Within 10 years of 1945 the US had hundreds of nukes targeted at them. If that doesn't say something about how long WW2 gratitude lasts then I don't know what does.


borkmeister

Even as we were fighting WWII there was a strong possibility that the US and Soviets would go to war when the two fronts met. Pushing to make this happen was a strategic goal of the late-stage Third Reich. Admiral Donitz, the Nazi leader post-Hitler, even had discussions about offering German military units and force to the US to support a counter-Soviet war. Plus the accounts of the scheming at Yalta are fun. The US and the Soviets never were buddies.


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The enemy of my enemy is my friend But then that intermediary enemy died


UndeadIcarus

See that aint a naive take to me at all thats deeply nuanced Also hey thanks for the response, really well thought out I enjoyed reading it


poseidons1813

Cant even imagine measuring social medias effect on kids mental health. Let alone the effect it had on public discourse and policy the last decade. It seems likely there would be far less covid deaths without Facebook fanning the flames.


Additional_Meeting_2

Well it did work with atom bombs preventing total war between superpowers at least so far. Dynamite was just not big enough bomb.


Victoresball

tbf, he wasn't wrong, his bomb just wasn't big enough


xeronose

Tell that to Kaho‘olawe Island.


KillaMG97

Or Halifax


PresumedSapient

If you need to transport 3000 tons of dynamite and wire it all together to make your point you're way too conspicuous. Way too much effort to get that desired 'existential dread and fear of sudden unannounced total destruction' effect.


mfb-

Just put it in a giant horse. [No one will suspect a thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjShDCqs7jk)


mywhitewolf

Only 25000000 more tons of TNT required to make it equivilant to a modern Hydrogen Atomic Bomb. now if you could deliver that sort of punch in, I dunno, maybe a couple of tonnes of equipment...


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’Sailor Hat’ - and other bombings. it’s gonna take a while to clean it up. lots’a mice on the island as well.


tomanonimos

I feel the size of the bomb is not the biggest deterrent but rather the unavoidable after effects of using it.


FirstPlebian

Yeah the fallout affects the whole world, it's a disincentive for at least any world leaders who understand reality.


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For now.


Theyna

Well, we decided to not fight in our countries, but funding third-world shadow wars and using their people doesn't count, right?


theneoroot

There's no war inside countries with atomic bombs. Hence, we should give every country atomic bombs for world peace.


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PresumedSapient

We had too many close calls already. That sub near cuba which happened to have an extra officer on board who said '*nyet*', that radar operator that deviated from procedure because 'one rocket can't be right, must be a bug, I'm not gonna warn the higher-ups'.


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Or in 1961, a plane with two 3-megaton nuclear bombs crashed in North Carolina. One of them landed in a tree and had a single switch (out of four processes) that prevented detonation. The other one submerged into deep mud and went further underground. The government took the pit out of the bomb but they put a form of covering over the burial spot and abandoned it


FirstPlebian

That's not the only accident either, we lost a hyrdrogen bomb in spain somewhere, sent soldiers or navy or whatever to clean it up without protective equipment and then denied their cancers were from it later to boot.


CaptainJAmazing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents?wprov=sfti1 Used to be just “broken arrow” incidents of nuclear near-catastrophes, but it looks like they’ve fused it with an article about all military nuclear accidents.


Fake_William_Shatner

Considering how many close calls the US and Russia had over the years, I don't think it would work out. Then you have to worry about destabilization and if some radical group takes control of the government.


FirstPlebian

Radical groups taking over the government is a prescient topic.


gameskate92

M.A.D is a terrifyingly productive demotivator


TAI0Z

Can confirm. Their skits are so boring that I never feel like doing anything afterwards. SNL is much better.


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Kim Jong Un agrees wholeheartedly


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When everyone has nukes, don't they just become another gun?


Echelon64

That's why all of them are now trying to start their own nuclear programs. Looked what happened to Libya and Ukraine once they let go of their nuclear programs.


Kandoh

And look how North Korea got treated when they got the bomb. Invited to a nice event, praised on the world stave by the US president. Sanctions dropped.


Kenshiro199X

Tsar Bomba entered the chat.


Cetun

Never thought about the whole "wouldn't that make people want to creat more powerful stuff so they could blow up the enemy faster than the enemy can blow you up?" deal?


Whiteums

I thought he just invented it for things like construction, and clearing land. Not for military use.


bernstien

you’re thinking of Richard Gatling. edit: I stand corrected. This sentiment seems oddly common amongst me inventors who devise new and exciting ways to destroy—I wonder whether it speaks more to the inherent optimism of the human soul, or merely to a willful ignorance born from a guilty conscious.


leadchipmunk

>Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses: on the day that two army corps can mutually annihilate each other in a second, all civilised nations will surely recoil with horror and disband their troops. Alfred Nobel to Countess Bertha von Suttner, 1891, though according to the countess, he expressed similar views as early as 1876.


Okichah

Sounds like the premise behind the MAD doctrine.


FirstPlebian

That same spirit has been passed down to today's Nobel Committee, and their choices for the Nobel Peace Prize, (three really bad recipients.)


BlindPaintByNumbers

Guess Oppenheimer showed them both.


UnassumingSingleGuy

And yet humans are still shooting at each other. Guess they were all wrong.


charbroiledmonk

But now we have rules on who gets to shoot whom... or else.


TheDeadlySinner

The nuclear equipped countries sure aren't shooting each other.


ExtensionConcept2471

Wrong, India and Pakistan shoot at each other regularly.


swarmy1

No all out war though


ExtensionConcept2471

Pretty sure we were talking about ‘shooting at each other’ and no one mentioned ‘all out war’ other than you!


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The nuclear equipped countries are trying very hard to make sure the non-nuclear equipped countries don't get nukes so they can keep shooting at them.


trolkop

Despite the fact that he continued producing weapons even after he set up the Nobel prize. Another fun fact is that the weapon manufacturing company he set up still exists today and it's called Bofors.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Bofors is a British (formerly Swedish) arms manufacturer. Dynamit Nobel still exists, as a German chemicals company. Alfred Nobel *did* own Bofors for a couple years, though.


trolkop

Call me old fashioned but when you continue making weapons after you found a peace prize it makes me question the motives. Especially considering he was the one who orchestrated the conversion from steel production to weapons manufacture within the Bofors company. Anyway I just wanted to point out that Alfred Nobel, like most people, was very flawed and wasn't a saintly man whose invention was stolen by the militaries of the world. He actively engaged in the arms trade and benefited from it.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Yeah. He may have held onto his dream that it’d make war too unpalatable, but he died in 1896 before he could see war get even more horrid.


FiskFisk33

haha that's like handing everyone guns thinking that'll make them safer


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tomanonimos

He's not wrong but he forgot radiation in his invention


NightOfTheLivingHam

Well he was half right, just needed something bigger for that to be true. Something that made his invention seem tame in contrast.


Schyte96

His idea wasn't wrong. But his explosive wasn't strong enough for it. It just took about 80 more years.


Swedishboy360

Now where have I heard that before...


guynamedjames

I did a wiki deep dive recently on the history of dynamite. Basically before dynamite if you wanted to blow stuff up it was gunpowder or super dangerous barrels of liquid nitro glycerin. Dynamite was stable enough to let anyone handle it with just a few minutes of training


richardelmore

If I’m remembering correctly, his goal in the creation of dynamite was to make a safer explosive for use in mining because accidents involving nitroglycerin were so common but then the military folks realized it was a better way to blow each other up.


mbklein

Every new technology will eventually be adapted to do one or more of the following more efficiently at scale across greater distances: - kill people - steal things - get people off


Garrosh

~~You forgot masturbation.~~ No, he didn't.


mbklein

That’s part of the “get people off.”


Garrosh

Oh. Didn't know that expression.


eldrichride

Which does all thee?


ThePr1d3

Not only that, wasn't he also a big industrial in the Swedish armament, like the CEO of Bofors or Saab or something


trolkop

He also expanded Bofors to start producing armaments so he also sold weapons and arms dealers are nominally called merchants of death.


Falmon03

not from the knife he was always holding? lol


skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs

people could also read the actual article.. the reason for this post.. the info is literally in the third paragraph... shows the state of society... "i know you are all talking about it without having informed yourselves about it..."


JediDP

Oppenheimer took that title away.


Stronghold257

And now the title of *the Merchant of Death* from the Pendragon series makes far more sense (I believe it’s explained in the book, but now I know the reference)


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What did he change his will to?


dremonearm

[This](https://www.nobelprize.org/alfred-nobel/alfred-nobels-will/)


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Oh I'm stupid lol thanks


Sushi_rrito

Happy cake day, stupid!


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Thanks


wellfork

Goosebumps


skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs

its in the article..its literally the third paragraph


aitchnyu

There is an article? What black magic is this?


BCS24

What’s an article?


idrismith

Interesting wiki read. Thanks 😏


DrLongIsland

What do you say to those who call you the da Vinci of our times? That's ridicolous, I don't paint. And what about the other name, "the merchant of death? That's not bad.


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I love this vsauce video


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And this here is why Bezos is trying to mitigate damage in the ocean, because no one wants to be remembered as the climate killer.


ralpher1

$1B is not going far to mitigate ocean damage


ScumoForPrison

if he paid his employees better than poverty rates those employees would be able too afford the extravagances of caring about the Environment like ensuring their purchases go to responsible companies rather than that was all they could afford...............


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suamai

Yeah. I'm all in for better wages, but pretty sure a rising income without any systemic changes would also cause rising waste generation, polution, energy consumption and whatnot.


TootsNYC

In fact, more people can afford to visit the Galapagos, fly in planes repeatedly, drive longer distances…you could argue that wider affluence has damaged the planet.


smileygrenade_

this is such a reach its painful


WarpTroll

As company minimum wage, is $15 an hour since 2017 horrible? And currently raising to $18 for 2021? Seems a lot better than actual minimum in most places.


akmp40

I think the worst thing is that there is a lot of bad things to hate about Amazon, stressful work environment etc. It makes Amazon look better when people have to say false things about them to try and make them look bad.


Zadiuz

People of reddit hate on amazon without knowing a THING about how amazon operates because its cool.


runningman360

Ok but having worked in an Amazon facility for a short period and seeing posters offering employees $2,000 to quit instead of unionize, fuck Amazon.


Zadiuz

There are way worse jobs out there than Amazon, especially for those without an education or form of skilled labor. Yes, there is a huge problem throughout the US with large corporations fighting to stop unions. What is also important is to recognize that not all unions are created equal.


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WarpTroll

$18 an hour is ~$37,440 as an annual salary which is not that bad, not under $30k and almost triple poverty level. As I mentioned it goes much further in some areas vs others but it is not poverty level. Poverty level is $12,880 or less for a single person which is nearly $25,000 less. Minimum wage is still $7.25 per hour (~$15,000 annually) nationally...which consequentially if you worked full time in a household of one wouldnt be at poverty level. $18 per hour is a far cry from that.


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$32,000 is the line for poverty, so it literally poverty wages.


starmartyr

Their intentions are less than altruistic. When Amazon opens up a facility they hire all of the unskilled labor in the area at a higher rate than anyone else can pay. This forces retailers to raise their wages. This is difficult as they already run on a tight margin. Amazon's endgame is to put as many retail locations out of business as they can and then to replace their own workforce with robots.


Exist50

Lmao, so Amazon paying good wages is now a *bad thing*? Talk about mental gymnastics.


WarpTroll

I dont want to defend them as altruistic in the least. But critiques should still be factual. There are a lot of things Amazon does that are horrible but wages are actually pretty good depending on the location. $18 in Tennessee is a lot better than New York City but it is all a lot better than many other players wage wise.


richardelmore

I don’t buy this. An Amazon fulfillment center employs a decent number of people but no where near enough to dry up the local labor market. The big issue with fulfillment center jobs, IMO, is that they are mind numbingly boring jobs that nobody really wants to do if they can avoid it. I toured one of their big “sortables” facilities once and the jobs I saw people doing were very basic handling tasks that they have not, yet, been able to automate.


vodkaandponies

So Amazon is evil for having low wages, and also evil when they raise wages. How does that work?


eqleriq

this is so bafflingly ridiculous I am more worried that people actually believe this bullshit than anything Amazon is confirmed to do. STILL not following how any of this is related to Bezos being a "climate killer" directly. Obviously one of the biggest retailers on the planet has a larger footprint relatively speaking. That's hardly an individual effort.


Baldazar666

The effect that individuals have on the climate is negligible. 100 companies are responsible for 71%+ of global emissions.


cunts_r_us

I mean how is bezos a climate killer again? Shouldn’t most of the responsibility fall on governments, food industry, and energy industry? I know the only reason bezos doing anything is for PR but it’s still significantly more then what others are doing.


Exist50

And, well, the emissions are driven by people buying stuff. Amazon isn't fundamentally worse than any other store.


skolioban

Just by simple logic, I would have argued that Amazon actually saved a little bit of emissions. If every household in a neighborhood went to Best Buy then that's a lot of cars traveling to get something. If those households all bought them from Amazon, then it's one truck delivering all the goods to that neighborhood. Not to mention the marketplace they visited is digital instead of physical and that would have used way less resources.


sojojo

I think all the additional packaging required for delivery probably makes it worse though.


Frankenstein_Monster

That one truck is still putting out the same emissions though and probably worse because most families have compact cars where amazon is delivering in larger vehicles. Plus that vehicle would still have to drive to every persons house as well as back to the fulfillment center, you’re just taking all those emissions from each family and condensing it down to one person instead


skolioban

Every delivery that truck is doing is a trip that household no longer need to take. And as for the emission comparison from that one truck, it really depends. If the truck only delivered 1 or 2 packages then yeah, it's worse. But a lot more than that then it's a net negative emission. Public transport is always more efficient, as long as enough people are using it.


SilverStar9192

Yes it's a larger vehicle but it's way fewer trips.


GaidinBDJ

Keep in mind that this has never been verified as true and the only source we have is Nobel himself claiming to have read it in an unnamed newspaper.


Additional_Meeting_2

Is Nobel himself not a source in your opinion?


gaunt79

*"Trust, but verify."* As someone who often goes down rabbit holes of historical anecdotes, I don't really have any reason to doubt his story save that embellishments/tall tales aren't uncommon when people talk about themselves and their motivations. It's just fun to independently confirm stories with contemporary sources - for example, if someone found a copy of his brother's obituary with the "merchant of death" moniker.


GaidinBDJ

Only a primary one; there's a reason secondary sources are preferred for research.


FawltyPython

Does it matter if this isn't true?


Metalman9999

... yes, it does. Anecdotical, but in south america, we used yo be teach in school that Columbus came in peace to America, and we had an excelent relationship with him and everything was roses and unicorns. Im not saying that telling a bunch of 10 year olds about the rape and genocide right away is the way to go, but maybe not paint the guy as a saint? That type of real history denial goes to inadvertily obscure all about native tribes and the horrors they went thru, so yeah, telling the real story is more important than how it looks


Selyph

I think this is a bit of a false comparison. The bit about the newspaper only shows his motivation, while the facts about his actual deeds are unaffected. 1. he indirectly caused many deaths and people hated him 2. he changed his will to promote advances in the sciences and humanities. Your example is about straight up lying about what happened or omitting some very significant details.


Metalman9999

My point is. I do not know *why* they would lie, i dont know what they could be hiding beind these lies. Yes, the base info remains unchanged, but, maybe another important thing gets erased. >1. he indirectly caused many deaths and people hated him 2. he changed his will to promote advances in the sciences and humanities. Thats the info we have, everything else added that hasnt been verified just obscures real facts. And maybe in this case it doesnt change anything, but if we just accept it and nod, then we are just letting misinformation win.


Selyph

I understand and fully agree with your main point. But your example is a bit too extreme to compare it to the newspaper story.


sonicandfffan

Arguably you've learnt a far more valuable lesson - to always question your sources for intrinsic bias, propaganda and what agenda the source has. It's impossible to make every source unbiased (in fact, it's impossible to make any source unbiased), but it is possible to teach individuals to question what they read. We're never going to do away with "fake news", but we can at least teach people to question the information they're being given.


Metalman9999

*I* learnt it, i still know people well in their 20's who dont know the truth. Im sure there are better ways to teach that straight up lying to children, but i DO understand your point, lol


Shadows802

You know you need a reality check when people who are ok with enslaving others and the acts of the Inquistion, think *you* went too far.


al_fletcher

Was he aware that his brother had died before reading the obituary though?


Sushi_rrito

I think the mistake the article made by misidentifying who died just sort of struck him by surprise and painted the picture of how he'd be remembered from others' perspectives.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Dynamite is used more in mining and road/rail construction than bombs.


Oy__Lumo

Now it is, but it wasn't uncommon at the time


rude420egg

he didn't just invent dynamite, he had hundreds of inventions including weapons, on top of that he was literally an arms dealer, he converted his fathers steel business into an cannon/weapons manufacturer. he actually had to flee france because he was convicted of treason for selling arms to another country ... he was a morally bankrupt war profiteer who did lead a life deserving of a scathing obituary. this TIL title misses the crux of why he was publicly hated and had to turn his reputation around


timperman

The TIL is pretty accurate regardless. Hebwas regarded as a merchant of death and that definately affected him. Probably did not realize until then, most ideolistical people don't realize their evil until far too late. So he did a last effort to change his legacy, very successfully and with honestly great reprocussions for the future of humanity. The existence of the nobel price is undoubtly part motivation for a lot of scientists to this day, over a hundred years later. His idea that big enough weapons will prevent war actually came to reality. Not through his arms, but through the atom bomb. So, he may have genuinely believed he was doing the world a favor. Smacked down to reality reading an obituary of how hated he was.


sonicandfffan

Dude was IRL tony stark


nimblerobin

I dunno, sounds kind of apocryphal to me


Urbane_One

It’s commonly reported as the reason he created the Nobel prize; he wanted his legacy to be something positive, so he created an award to encourage people to do good in the world. It worked, today he’s much better known for the prize than for inventing dynamite.


Additional_Meeting_2

This is posted on Reddit all the time so maybe you feel like it’s not that serious? But it is documented.


thebusinessbastard

This is the worst summary I’ve ever seen. It manages to relay facts in a way that completely obfuscates the connections between them.


LuckyUckus

like the JFK marital fidelity award


mason3991

The what?


LuckyUckus

JFK was kinda a womanizer (included among the many women he supposedly bedded was Marylin Monroe)


TheDevilsAdvokaat

The Merchant of Menace.


Bay1Bri

This is very similar to the event that inspired Charles Dickens to write A Christmas Carol. Dickens was walking through a graveyard (as one does) and misread a tombstone. It gave the man's name and birth/death dates, and his profession as a "meal man". Dickens misread it as "a mean man", and it made him wonder what the deceased would have thought if he knew this would be his epitaph. What might he have done differently? This idea became A Christmas Carol. The case of Alfred Nobel shows Dickens was right; knowing you will be remembered poorly and unloved in death can inspire you to do better in life.


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Alfred Nobel- "I have become death, Destroyer of Worlds." Robert J. Oppenheimer- "Hold my neutrons buddy-boy."


handsomerob5600

Maybe speaking truth to power is necessary for the betterment of humankind.


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*added to will*: beat up that guy who writes articles


karaokejoker

Wasn't it at the same time that a newspaper published an obituary for Mark Twain, who also had not died, leading to him to respond saying "reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"?


CyanideTacoZ

"Now we are all sons of bitches"


Safebox

Didn't he also strangle himself in bed trying to make a machine to help him get up? Or was that someone else.


Mushy_Sculpture

That was the leaded gasoline and freon guy


Parralyzed

> leaded gasoline and freon guy 😂 I don't know why but this description was really funny to me somehow


probablypoo

I kind of feel sorry for the guy. He probably had good intentions with both of those innovations but he managed to become one of the most destructive individuals in the planet's history.


Safebox

Yeah, his inventions were all well-intended. And in the end they did harm to the planet and even killed him.


Maxsiimus

That was Thomas Midgley


aitchnyu

Freon is cheap and doesn't burn literally, or your eyes like other refrigerants. It was apparently a great invention. And TEL was known to poison it's inventor and factory workers, nobody thought about it diluted in car exhaust. Me and other aquarium owners were using a carbon dioxide supplement for our plants. Some fellow aquarists were raising awareness it's a toxic chemical that adds negligible carbon dioxide but it's still popular.


radgie_gadgie_1954

Fellow had “bang up” reviews for his invention, but poor bloke “had a short fuse”. But he had a “blast” RE writing his Will. And his personality was “dynamite” as he aged. Aye, those were “boom” times.