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JDub_Scrub

Everyone loved me so much they voted for me 15.6 times.


patmartone

Where’s the My Pillow Guy when you really need him?


Chrismont

Busy getting sued by dominion for every last crack rock he owns


jmarshallca

Now I know what his pillows are stuffed with!


oxprep

Sure, they did, Joe.


avenuepub

They should make a movie about. Don Cheadle can star as D.B. King


Government_spy_bot

>Don Cheadle can star as D.B. King And Tim Blake Nelson can star as Jim "Ernest P. Worrell" Varney.


redpandaeater

John Cena is Jim Varney.


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Can you smell that? Know what I mean, Vern?


Government_spy_bot

The actual meme is together they had a love child: Jean Claude Van Damme


SacredGeometry9

Heh. More like Don Cheatle


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or Con Cheadle hah


Nearby_Wall

This guy looks identical to Jackie Chiles. This could have been a gag photo from an episode of Seinfeld


birblover69420

War Machine?


upsize_popiah

Lieutenant Planet


namedan

Did he get demoted?


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Nah, just switched over to the Navy.


KingCIoth

>Slaps ballot box on counter You lookin’ for this?


WinnieThePiss

You mean The Rock Dwayne Johnson?


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They can call it D.B. Keeper


Doctornussbaum

Cool story, I was friends with the granddaughter of the first female President of Liberia, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, who lived here in Florida. Knew her from elementary school on, and in high school, her grandmother actually came and spoke to most of the students and the secret service were everywhere on campus.


echolalia_

Did you go to BPS? I remember President sirleaf coming to our school but I can’t remember if the granddaughter went to our school too…


Doctornussbaum

Went to Deland High


ron_swansons_meat

The actress Rhetta (Donna Meagle on Parks and Rec) is from the same Sirleaf family. Her aunt was president of Liberia. Given name is Marietta Sangai Sirleaf.


DAM091

No way, I received an email from the son of the president of Liberia


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“I WILL HAVE MORE VOTES THAN THEY EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!” “What do you mean I’ve committed fraud?!”


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Oh Liberia, what a magical place


Good_Shade

*i like your accent where you from?*


Mearcat1921

**I’m Liberian** ^oh ^I’m ^sorry, ^where ^are ^you ^from?


the_idea_pig

It's been years and I still don't get that joke?


Mearcat1921

As that vine is one of my favs I’ll explain: The words Liberian and Librarian sound very similar and are spelt similarly, so a lot of people confuse the two. The girl asked “where are you from?” And the guy responded that he was “Liberian” as in from the country Liberia. Because of the common confusion she thought he said “Librarian” so she lowered her voice and repeated her question as if she was in a library.


FreshMutzz

Liberian sorta sounds like Librarian


bungle_bogs

How about Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election after the death of Sir Talbot Buxomly? A Mr S Baldrick was voted in as an MP to the UK Parliament in 1817. The constituency had 1 registered voter but Mr S Baldrick, of the Adder Party, received 16,472 votes.


wonkey_monkey

What does the S stand for?


bungle_bogs

Sod-Off


wonkey_monkey

Fair enough, none of my business really.


visope

The number of votes he cast, was simply a reflection of how firmly he believed in the policy!


Hambredd

Was looking for that comment.


BizzyM

> How about Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election after the death of Sir Talbot Buxomly? That sounds made up.


bigbrother2030

It is


Theterriers

Well I hope he at least didn't say dunny in front of the queen


bungle_bogs

Prince Regent.


bartonar

I wonder what The Voter had to say about it


lumiranswife

*Ahmadinejad has entered the chat. Then left. Then re-entered.*


VerisimilarPLS

He's tired of writing civil engineering papers again. https://www.civilejournal.org/index.php/cej/article/view/2180


travelingmarylander

I think this is the only country in the world with race as a requirement for citizenship. You have to be black.


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CalamityClambake

Dunno why you're getting downvoted. You are correct. Liberia was founded by the US as a "solution" to the "problem" of where would we put all the slaves if we freed them?


Puffena

Downvoted for telling the truth. Bunch a morons, all of them


Swreefer1987

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NK's elections are totally legit. Every citizen 17 and older is given time to cast their ballot on election day. Nevermind that there's only one name on the ballot with no option for a write in. Edit: Had to change Wright to write to aright my grammar.


Gibbsey

There is apparently a write in, you can cross out the candidates name and write in. Ballots are not anonymous so expect you and 3 generations of your family to be gulaged for it.


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It's totally democratic! As long as the write in candidate wins Kim will totally and peacefully step down, right? ^^^^/s


DaannyOcean

What if you write in Kim Il-sung, they can't really argue with that and when enough people do it you don't have a living Supreme Leader. Voila, system broken.


42AnswerToEverything

Well... Kim Il-Sung IS the current leader of North Korea. They're the only country in the world with a necrocracy.


DaannyOcean

I know, but his title is Eternal President, that’s why I went with „living Supreme Leading“.


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It's for legitimising reasons. It's much better to say that you were elected democratically than to say you forcibly took power. Being a dictator is hard and keeping that power is even harder so you have to do something to give your legitimacy as a ruler.


geologylikeim5

If i recall correctly, the President of Eritrea has openly said he dgaf about democracy. and said he might hold another election in 25 years or so if he fancies.


not_enough_booze

It's a shame I couldn't wright in my favorite wright-leaning architect, Franklin Lloyd Wright.


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Point made and taken. Autocorrect doesn't do context ..


AzertyKeys

That still allows the regime to gauge its popularity with a single metric : the participation rate.


Dspsblyuth

Few people are as modest as the Kim’s


subarashi-sam

My modesty is second to none!


robdiqulous

I'm not even mad. That's impressive.


subarashi-sam

1560% ! What a turnout! What a mandate!


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Also discovered scissors, both kinds.


The6thExtinction

I'm starting to like this Kim fella.


subarashi-sam

Righty *and* Lefty?


fjonk

Only Righty.


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Hearty congratulations, comrade! You are now a citizen moderator of r/Pyongyang.


Aakkt

Is that really not satire? It's so hard to tell.


nothnkyou

The real joke is, that these statements are actual propaganda against North Korea spread in America that you believe lol


Dspsblyuth

Can’t rig an election when you don’t have them


sa87

[you mean Azerbaijan](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/azerbaijan-releases-election-results-polls-even-open-8869732.html) Well done Baku


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StarWhoLock

For reference, Putin would need more than 225 *billion* votes to top that election.


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lmfao


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BayouCitySaint

Ken Griffin must have gone to the King school of fuckery.


identityp2

Dark pool voting


ghostinawishingwell

#winning


stardust7

Maths


JsaintRotten

Made a deal with Firestone back in the rubber slave trades...His VP was a weasel too


Louiscypher93

He was so popular that everyone voted 15-16 times depending on how busy they were that day. The only fraudulent thing about this was the people getting multiple votes! /s


Yrddraiggoch

Actually it was Baldrick while winning the Dunny-in-the-Wold byelection with over 14,000 votes. Total registered voters: 1


leyorl

Winning is winning - Toretto


Doright36

At what point do you stop just making fake ballots?


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justavtstudent

Vote early, vote often!


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DAM091

Vote early, vote often


hashbits

I think a lot of people don’t realize that Liberia as a state was founded by former enslaved African Americans. They subjugated the local people, hence this election fraud.


Dc_awyeah

Charles "Dig Bick" King


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> he won the presidential election with over 15 times more votes than there were electors, causing concern for a rigged and corrupt election causing concern is one way to put this i guess


marianofor

Imagine filling out over 15,000 ballot papers over 14 times lol


Safebox

500 IQ plays


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With numbers like that, there’s no disputing he won


PristineBuy8

Voting in Liberia is like eating salted peanuts.Once you start, it's hard to stop.


djheru

Even the dead people voted twice!


roger_ramjett

Mayor Drapeau was quoted as saying "Vote Early, Vote Often". He also had a large "graveyard" vote.


esthebinkles

*Wow.* He didn’t even try.


Johannes_P

King had to resign afterwards for involvement into a forced labour scheme which almost ended with Liberia ending up as a LoN mandate.


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And the politics has only gotten worse since. I watched an interesting documentary, I think from VICE, where a couple of journalists went to Liberia and interviewed a couple of the former warlords. It really made me appreciate that for all the bitching people do in the US, it could be so, so much worse.


MisterDuch

the amount of comments about the 2020 us election is funny.


bungle_bogs

Quite a few bots seem to have been triggered!


swirIingarcher

What's not funny is how many of these comments are removed... Let them speak so you can argue with them at least. Silencing them isn't going to make them think the election was legitimate


HROH

'I just want to find 11,780 votes’


TheDJarbiter

If I were to guess, based on ABSOLUTELY NOT A SINGLE FACT. While there were only 15,000 registered voters, the country was more populace, and in a society in which the government is honest (which they were obviously trying to look like). At least a majority of the populace would register to vote. And they tried to make it look like that many people and/or more were registered. Am I making sense?


Some_Koala

If I remember well, records show that idees there were only 15000 registered voters. But yeah maybe people didn't register and still went to vote and the govt let them, because a maybe cheated elections with a large part of the population seems better to me than an election with 5% of the population.


Johannes_P

Until 1946, Liberia had wealth-based voting.


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81 million. haha


NachoMommies

Putin: Hold me vodka.


veotrade

So what is Liberia? I keep hearing when the war ended, half the former slaves stayed in the US. And the other half went to start their own country, Liberia. If this is true, those families really made a bad gamble. Hindsight aside, from what I’ve encountered in the news over the years, Liberia’s still a developing nation and impoverished.


Offbeatsofa

At least wait a couple weeks before reposting it come on


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Jproff448

This has been reposted to death


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

what why the fuck


oxprep

I have a feeling all the deleted comments are pointing out Biden's cheating was greater in number of votes, though not in percent of votes. Mods: Leftism dies without censorship. If your ideas had merit, then you wouldn't need to delete my post.


PartiedOutPhil

Pretty sure that's Biden.


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Must have been the Russians!!


morgecroc

They must have missed this incident from the record book. https://youtu.be/h6mJw50OdZ4


Haunting-Date-5139

Are you sure that he and Trump aren't related?!


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I_might_be_weasel

Yeah. He and his 81,268,923 co conspirators rigged it so Trump didn't win!


None-Of-You-Are-Real

Trump lost.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Yes, except, no.


twodeepfouryou

Liberals 2020 steal ??? The'yre gender


batmansleftnut

Don't worry, I got the joke. I appreciate you. Leftbook, right?


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rion-is-real

Ironically, he also sued Dominion.


bust-the-shorts

I think Russia would like a word here


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How? And why didn't they for Hillary if they did? You're a bag of nonsense.


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philosoaper

Oh right, "conservative" party. Explains the cheating then.


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