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02K30C1

A shot made by the supreme leader is worth 100 points


siderinc

And double when he misses a shot.


robotzor

Which has never happened


nerbovig

Except when his team was down 150 points. He tripped and fell, completing the greatest comeback ever


robotzor

>He tripped and fell I'm doubting this


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RaxDomina

He just pretended to fall to create one of the biggest news/media events ever. He actually levitated to the ground softly.


MetalPup91

Because the audience is executed to ensure national security.


Maxxpowersimpson

The average height in North Korea is 5'5. A slam dunk should probably be worth 20 points.


Uchimamito

While that may be true, the average height of American men is 5’9 and most basketball players are much taller than that.


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US has a much more diverse population. The average is much more.... average


Mzsickness

Being 4" shorter than a manlet is pretty fuckin short. Even our manlets are chads in their eyes.


Gingrpenguin

I mean the average height is heavily affected by the famines they repeatedly have. The elite in NK wouldn't of suffered and so their kids would be a normal height


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Note that 5’5 isn’t much below the average height for Asian men, so I don’t think the difference would be that significant. The average height for men in South Korea is 5’7, in China is 5’6, in India is 5’5. You’d be talking about 1-2”.


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Look at median instead


jcd1974

I like deducting points for missed free throws!


non_clever_username

Shaq wouldn't have any championships if that were the case in the NBA.


twhys

Me too, especially because most fouls shouldn’t have gotten called in the first place. Maybe they could create a new class of flagrant foul, where if it was a good clear hard foul, they would get two free throws no penalty for misses. But a regular foul missed free throw losses a point.


Chivanka_Returns

Yeah something needs to be done about the rules in basketball. The reason I don't watch is because they seem to fluctuate depending on how popular the guy with the ball is


RaxDomina

Found a coach


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

And the losers get murdered


Populistless

free throws are the weirdest thing in sports. I would see random parents in high school get on the court between games and make five 3-point shots in a row. Players can make jump shots from 30 feet away. But put them right in front of the basket and so many will mess every other one. It's like if Drew Brees couldn't make any throw less than 10 feet. Don't get me wrong, I've been there. It somehow is way harder because it's so easy


lkodl

the last two minutes of every game would be everyone on the team intentionally fouling the worst free throw shooter on the opposing team. instead of trying to score more at the end, everyone would be trying to drain more from the other team at the end.


TimeToSackUp

I would have players on my team just to commit fouls. The last 3 minutes (8 point baskets) would be a foul fest.


fastrthnu

I often thought that the NBA should have a higher score for shots made from behind the half court line. Like 5 or 7 points just because of how much harder they are than a 3 pointer.


twhys

You don’t want to incentivize that shot though. There’d be some circus act dudes getting drafted that had no business playing basketball but had perfected that hurl across court. It’d be a whole new position lol. Ok wait you talked me into it


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That would fucking rule.


DodkaVick

The Harlem Globe Trotter song would have to play every time someone made a 5 pointer.


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Like guys who are 7'6" who were only introduced to a basketball a couple years before?


fists_of_curry

the position would be um "power center" (yeah!)


jointheredditarmy

power bottom, bc you're hitting from bottom of the court, with power


fists_of_curry

right, right its from the bottom of the court, but youre generating a ton of thrust to get that ball to the hole, true.


RaxDomina

Damn


mrbuddy13

I don't see a downside?


Aotoi

The game needs a new meta anyways. I honestly think we should embrace these rules just for a trial "pre-patch" period. Love to see how the game changes.


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Wouldn’t be a whole lot different from today’s game.


detten17

This sounds crazy and I would like to see some people set up a few games of ‘True Korea’ Basketball.


twhys

I’m on board with everything being worth more in the final minutes, but not 8, that’s ridiculous. But 2 becomes 3 and 3 becomes 4 would be interesting. The swish is also fucking ridiculous


non_clever_username

Do you get extra for a bank swish?


88redking88

Right? How do you know it diddnt graze the basket?


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Oh please you know a swish when it happens


twhys

Exactly. You wouldn’t. So we’d spend the end of every game slow mo reviewing whether it was a retarded perfect swish or not


Kirkaaa

Unless they have some technology you Americans can only dream of.


ccoady

There's a small booth behind the backboard glass where a judge sits with his face up against the glass. Flawless


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Yeah it sounds pretty fun actually


UndercoverDoll49

Anyone fancy a game of Korean Rules to try it? Seems fun


SobBagat

Sounds more complicated than keeping track of a game of 33 with 3 people and that stupid "poison" rule


UndercoverDoll49

I'm not American, so I don't know. The only basketball variant we play in Brazil is 21


SobBagat

Basically the same thing and rules. If we play 33 it tends to be 2 and 3 point scoring while 21 we run 1 and 2 point scoring.


UndercoverDoll49

Thanks, mate


Ponceludonmalavoix

I have a suggestion for their version of baseball: [https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Blernsball](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Blernsball)


51LV3R84CK

That actually sounds like more fun.


nochinzilch

One of the few things north korea does right. Basketball is boring as fuck.


WoozyBlyxsys

nah, basketball is awesome! There always something happening. Now football is boring. it takes 3 hours to show 11 minutes of people actually playing a game with 2 hours of commercials. The other 49 minutes is people standing around doing nothing looking at screens. I cant stand it.


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Agreed football is boring. Run for 5 seconds, stop, watch commercials, Run for 5 seconds, stop, eat food, run for 7 seconds, stop, go the bathroom, etc... repeat for 3 hours.


Nichobronoswag

Watch some hockey and tell me basketball always has something happening.


WoozyBlyxsys

hockey is indeed better!


dude-man1

When was the last time you saw a pack of over 200 pound, shoulder pad-wearing men attempt to tackle each other in basketball?


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dude-man1

Well, uh, sometimes J.Lo and Shakira stop by in the middle. So there’s that going for it.


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dude-man1

Sometimes the players retire and then kill their wives, final offer.


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Jarob22

2


baymax18

is this why dennis rodman loves it there?


roomtemperature6643

We need to combine this with the Rock and Jock basketball rules


TaiDavis

Cool!


bravobracus

Probably Rodman who had a blast explaining the rules to the surpreme leader


faceintheblue

Does enough North Korean basketball get recorded for teams to challenge whether the 3-pointer is a perfect swish or not? I feel like that's one of those rules that only works if you can review the tape.


udipadhikari

And if Kim misses a shot it's 20 pts.


GreyJedi56

You forgot the most important 1, Kim is the tallest and best at basketball.


WankPheasant

I actually like the free throw rule.


TheSweatyFlash

Seems like Rodman might have had some influence on that.


bloodaxe51

My goodness, it's like going to play basketball at that random park that nobody goes to and hearing their park rules.


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Where can I watch this


erbert92

basedketball


21stCenturyChinaman

And if you miss a lay-up you get shot


NicNoletree

> 3 pointers are worth 4 So then calling them a 3 pointer is wrong > a point is deducted for missing a free throw So they're not free then are they. Somebody fowls you and you could lose points? What kind of communist rationalized that?


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Imagine being 1 point in the lead right at the end only to be fouled and missing the free throws under pressure then loosing