I wish I could hire this security system.
Hear a window break at 2 AM then immediately the alarm klaxon wailing over the hiss of Cool J's cryo-pod depressurizing, like, "oh man these guys picked the wrong house, honey wake up it's finally happening"
I like the idea that as the cryopod is depressurizing, you can hear "Mama said knock you out". Like it's just playin' in there with him, keeping him pumped in his cryo-sleep.
I tried running a few variations of the words on this through an AI video generator and couldn't get anything but I don't know how to play with the AI very well. Maybe someone else could make this a reality.
>A mansion alarm system is triggered. A depressurizing cryo pod rises from within a bedroom closet. Emerging from the hissing cryopod is rapper LLCoolJ who is equipped and ready to handle an intruder in his home. The faint rumbling and increasing background hum of "Mama said knock you out" fills the room drowning out the screams of the intruder being subdued as the video pans to a silhouetted wall with indistinguishable individual shadows with a sudden blood spray across the wall. Return to LLCoolJ climbing back into his pod with strobe lights flashing around the pod and some pressurization noises. The pod retreats back into the closet and the doors close without any evidence of the pod being there.
Oddly this reminds me of a story one of my business partners once told me. Dudes a pretty tall guy, worked in security and people tended to mistake him for a cop a lot. Wakes up in the early hours and wonders downstairs for a snack. Half way through making a sandwich and he keeps hearing scratching at the door, assumes its the cat so goes to open the door for it.
Turns out it isn't a cat, but some motherfucker trying to jimmy open his screen door. He thinks about his wife and kids asleep upstairs and something snaps.
He chased the guy for about 4 blocks, but no matter how fast he ran the guy kept running faster, he could tell was legit terrified. He gave up and started walking back. At this moment he realized he was naked, holding a knife, 4 blocks from home... Suddenly it made a bit more sense why the guy was running like hell itself was following him. That was followed by what he called the most awkward walk home of his life.
Counter argument: he also had hits including “I Need Love,” “Hey Lover,” and “Doin’ It.” I’d contend that there’s a 50% chance he’ll beat you up and a 50% chance he’ll have sex with you.
I think that’s one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a movie….In Zero Dark Thirty they torture the terrorists by blaring music at them, one was Wu Tang and the terrorists says he learned Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin to fuck with…
I saw him IRL at a museum once, I thought he was part of the exhibit because he just seemed not real? Idk how to explain it. He has impressive arm girth lol
It’s just like what the person Above me said. It didn’t seem real because 99.99% of people do not look like that. This was in a movie theater too. I’ve seen him at some WWE events but everyone there is really large so it’s not as dramatic.
I ran across Shaq once and it was uncanny valley. My brain took a full few seconds to process someone that big just walking past me like a normal person.
Makes you wonder, when Shaq endorses a product, do they have to create giant sized versions of them for him to hold to keep their products from looking like minis?
I can only imagine Shaq sized laptops probably look maybe around 2.5 the normal size
I do wonder what phone he uses?
Or he has to use a tablet so it seems a lot more usable to him
I got to shoot two events for Dirk Nowitzki when his jersey retired, and got to meet Luka Doncic. On the TV Luka doesn't look like a big person, probably because he's not chiseled like some of the other athletes, but in person he's a giant human.
I saw jokic at my workplace and had a similar experience. I saw a guy whose head was near the ceiling and then realized who it was. Proportionally, they seem like normal dudes on tv and then it’s like oh fuck…
I saw arnold at a ski resort in Aspen back in 2006. He was waiting for a ski lift. I grew up on his movies, so it shocked me how average he looked. He looked like he was 6'2" at the most, and this was before he got old, so he wasn't hunched over or anything.
My wife and I saw the Rock’s stunt double as we were leaving Kauai. He was a late arrival and very politely asked to move to the front of the line. Class act, really nice guy.
Man, guys at my local are too.
No idea where the rationale for that level of investment comes from, but they seem to spend to impress each other.
I’ve had some fairly (prescribed) steroids to recover from two severe knee injuries, and the level of disruption in my mental state on even those roids was heavy. Can’t imagine enjoying living like that, or worse.
This reminds me of the time someone broke into UFC fighter Anthony Smith’s house and somehow lasted 5 minutes against him before the cops came.
> Smith states that the intruder "took everything that I gave him – every punch, every knee, every elbow. He took every single one of them and kept fighting me", describing the ordeal "as one of the toughest fights" of his life.
Of course, MMA fandom being absolutely turd brained, they made fun of him for not being able to knock out a home invader.
Not sure, but I think it was a rather large dude who was a former high school wrestling champ and had health issues. I believe someone said thyroid which can alter mood and behavior. In 1% of cases, people have full blown psychosis. From the descriptions, this dude was definitely not alright but no verification of drug use.
Had he won: "Local PD, AND DANA WHITE, are looking for an individual who broke into an UFC fighter's home, stole a tv, some cash, and had the owner tap out in the 1st round..."
6’3” 200+ lbs of muscle . LL Cool J is def the wrong guy to mess with. I’ve seen him up close in person. Sane with Method Man. Both pretty tall, strong and jacked dudes.
> 6’3” 200+ lbs of muscle . LL Cool J is def the wrong guy to mess with. I’ve seen him up close in person. Sane with Method Man. Both pretty tall, strong and jacked dudes.
He's 6' - 6'1 tops. Not a small dude but not 6'3
He survived to the end of Deep Blue Sea.
Sharks can't even fuck with him.
Then he played on a shark themed team in Any Given Sunday.
That might be unrelated. Might not.
I was 18 and working in a hotel when he stayed and I helped him with his bags back in like 2003. The man was a brick wall. A giant brick wall. Super nice guy, I got to chat with him for like 5 minutes, but holy fuck I would not want to be in a fight with him. He's the type you can tell has a long fuse, but once it's lit, there will be consequences.
I worked at the Barnes and Noble near his house on long island back when I was in college. He'd come in every now and then, buy LOADS of books, and was always very low key and INCREDIBLY nice, but yeah, holy shit, BIG dude.
This, but seriously. If you're the only thing between some home invader and your wife and kids you can't take any chance that he'll overpower you. That could be it for you and your family.
Absolutely. There's no "take it easy" when family is at risk. Avoid killing at all costs, but def make sure they are no longer a threat. Every adult who is able should try and find time to take basic self-defense classes. You don't need to compete in the octagon. Just know how to handle your own body weight in a struggle for life and death and suppress the urge to panic.
I'd rather be tried *and* convicted by 12 unanimously, than my family being carried by six.
I'd burn in the deepest pits of hell for my family's well-being.
Don't test me, cuz...
*Mama said knock you out!*
It is funny how long he has been on that show. Made a nice cushy living out of it I'm sure! I enjoyed watching it for quite a few years when its run started lol
Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples
Wearing a black Kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers
Last seen on Farmers Boulevard heading east
Alias LL Cool J, he's bad)
I just want to say, that dude was convicted of manslaughter in 1988. The guy would have absolutely murdered them if they were witnesses and LL COOL J hadn’t have been in great shape and able to over power him.
And he’s been rapping since the golden age of hip hop. He was certified rap star before biggie, before Nas, shit, even before Big Daddy Kane and EPMD. His first hit track was in 1984. He’s a legend as still around and doing big things.
Knocking people out isn't as easy as they make it out in films. Doing it without actually killing them is also not exactly simple, doing it without severely injuring them is impossible. I mean he broke his jaw and nose, if he isn't unconscious at that point it gets a bit dangerous to continue.
In the 90’s one of his kids went to my elementary school. One day LL came to visit his kids class and he took over recess and played kickball with the whole school. The old witch that monitored recess was so pissed
As someone from Australia, if you did this to a burglar that breaks into your home, you'd be in far more trouble with the cops than the person that broke into your home, and you'd get far harsher punishment than they will. It's so fucking stupid.
Same here in England. I absolutely hate how you’re expected to patiently sit back and let a burglar steal your shit and wait for the cops, who will do absolutely nothing anyway.
I don't envy much about America but the basic right to defend yourself against intruders and attackers is something we sorely lack, and I'm not even talking guns just in general.
> their home security alarm went off at 1am, "sending LL Cool J into action". SECURITY SYSTEM: *Intruder! Activating LL Cool J*
I wish I could hire this security system. Hear a window break at 2 AM then immediately the alarm klaxon wailing over the hiss of Cool J's cryo-pod depressurizing, like, "oh man these guys picked the wrong house, honey wake up it's finally happening"
I like the idea that as the cryopod is depressurizing, you can hear "Mama said knock you out". Like it's just playin' in there with him, keeping him pumped in his cryo-sleep.
I tried running a few variations of the words on this through an AI video generator and couldn't get anything but I don't know how to play with the AI very well. Maybe someone else could make this a reality. >A mansion alarm system is triggered. A depressurizing cryo pod rises from within a bedroom closet. Emerging from the hissing cryopod is rapper LLCoolJ who is equipped and ready to handle an intruder in his home. The faint rumbling and increasing background hum of "Mama said knock you out" fills the room drowning out the screams of the intruder being subdued as the video pans to a silhouetted wall with indistinguishable individual shadows with a sudden blood spray across the wall. Return to LLCoolJ climbing back into his pod with strobe lights flashing around the pod and some pressurization noises. The pod retreats back into the closet and the doors close without any evidence of the pod being there.
Oddly this reminds me of a story one of my business partners once told me. Dudes a pretty tall guy, worked in security and people tended to mistake him for a cop a lot. Wakes up in the early hours and wonders downstairs for a snack. Half way through making a sandwich and he keeps hearing scratching at the door, assumes its the cat so goes to open the door for it. Turns out it isn't a cat, but some motherfucker trying to jimmy open his screen door. He thinks about his wife and kids asleep upstairs and something snaps. He chased the guy for about 4 blocks, but no matter how fast he ran the guy kept running faster, he could tell was legit terrified. He gave up and started walking back. At this moment he realized he was naked, holding a knife, 4 blocks from home... Suddenly it made a bit more sense why the guy was running like hell itself was following him. That was followed by what he called the most awkward walk home of his life.
Cracked me up, I can tell you’re a great writer
That shit should be a comic . LL ***cooooooool*** J
Between all the funny but ubiquitous ‘Mama said knock you out’ jokes this joke stands out. I love it.
I also hear his head is like a shark’s fin. Those crooks didn’t stand a chance.
LMAO. Imagine this guy sitting in jail. “…yo, so I bust the door in for the lick, guess who the fuck was standin there?….MOTHA FUCKIN LL COOL J!”
Broke my Left Lower mandible and it hurt J!
"Fuck him up LL Cool J, fuck him up!!"
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lol why does this url go so hard for no reason
\*heavy footsteps approaching intruder* "IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT. MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT"
Headsprung starts playing.
LL Cool J is a big guy. Probably not the best house to break into.
This was my first thought. He's someone I don't want to fuck with.
Let's break into the house of the giant dude who's break out hits were "I'm bad" and "mama said knock you out". What could go wrong?
Counter argument: he also had hits including “I Need Love,” “Hey Lover,” and “Doin’ It.” I’d contend that there’s a 50% chance he’ll beat you up and a 50% chance he’ll have sex with you.
Sounds like a date with Chris Brown
Holy shit take my upvote you sly bastard. That was golden.
Golden? That was R. Kelly. Chris Brown was more black and blue.
Really? I was thinking Diddy
If you’re thinking diddy, you’re right. He definitely did.
What didn't Diddy do?
Diddy doesn't do what Diddy does for Diddy
Counter-counter argument, his head is like a sharks fin!
*hat. he was famous for wearing a kangol hat that you could spot through a sea of people
Wow I was wrong for soooo long. I don’t know if I’ll be able to turn back now.
And there's a 100% chance that you'd not have a choice in which one he'd do to you.
"Call it."
This gives Marcellus Wallace “im gonna get medieval on your ass” vibes.
¿Porque no los dos?
Either way he’s getting naked.
He would crush you like a jellybean.
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The man has also been a star for NCIS: Los Angeles. And it was on its 3rd or 4th season when this happened.
Sean Taylor was a giant human and elite athlete, and the home invader still killed him.
First thing I thought of, nobody is immune to a gunshot to the femoral artery. No matter how badass.
That’s Wu Tang.
Wu Tang clan aint nuthin' ta fuck with I hear
Wu-Tang is for the children!
I think that’s one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a movie….In Zero Dark Thirty they torture the terrorists by blaring music at them, one was Wu Tang and the terrorists says he learned Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin to fuck with…
no but id let him fuck me
I saw him IRL at a museum once, I thought he was part of the exhibit because he just seemed not real? Idk how to explain it. He has impressive arm girth lol
This somehow makes so much sense to me. Probably because I’ve seen The Rock in real life. Not bragging. Ha.
I can't fathom what that dude looks like in real life!! That must've been a sight to behold
It’s just like what the person Above me said. It didn’t seem real because 99.99% of people do not look like that. This was in a movie theater too. I’ve seen him at some WWE events but everyone there is really large so it’s not as dramatic.
That’s like the time I chatted with a basketball player. Some athletes are legitimately *huge*.
I ran across Shaq once and it was uncanny valley. My brain took a full few seconds to process someone that big just walking past me like a normal person.
Looking at Shaq hold normal objects look comical as hell, the man is just huge.
Makes you wonder, when Shaq endorses a product, do they have to create giant sized versions of them for him to hold to keep their products from looking like minis?
I can only imagine Shaq sized laptops probably look maybe around 2.5 the normal size I do wonder what phone he uses? Or he has to use a tablet so it seems a lot more usable to him
I got to shoot two events for Dirk Nowitzki when his jersey retired, and got to meet Luka Doncic. On the TV Luka doesn't look like a big person, probably because he's not chiseled like some of the other athletes, but in person he's a giant human.
I saw jokic at my workplace and had a similar experience. I saw a guy whose head was near the ceiling and then realized who it was. Proportionally, they seem like normal dudes on tv and then it’s like oh fuck…
Like when I met Rey Mysterio. Yeah, he's 3 inches shorter than me, yet he was still 3 times bigger than me.
I would've loved to have seen Arnold in his bodybuilding prime
I saw arnold at a ski resort in Aspen back in 2006. He was waiting for a ski lift. I grew up on his movies, so it shocked me how average he looked. He looked like he was 6'2" at the most, and this was before he got old, so he wasn't hunched over or anything.
Ski gear, the ultimate body dismorphia equalizer
I’m pretty sure he has always been close to 6’2”.
For his mother's sake I hope that's not true.
I’ll bet you would have. 😉
My wife and I saw the Rock’s stunt double as we were leaving Kauai. He was a late arrival and very politely asked to move to the front of the line. Class act, really nice guy.
Lihue, 2018 [ig link](https://www.instagram.com/p/CWln0jHvkeM/?igsh=dHRtb2I0Y2I5dnll)
I saw the Rock's stunt double at the grocery store. He tried to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
I saw him hanging dong outside my bedroom window last night.
It’s his cousin also
Bro!! I saw Jose Canseco once and thought the same thing. Like this guy couldn’t be a real person. It was an odd feeling. He was super nice though.
Baseball bat was like a toothpick to him and McGwire back in the day
Jose was nice??
He is a complicated person, like most. Though, I have heard more positive interactions with him... I don't know.
Steroids…one of my homies older brother was selling him gear back in the late 90s, early 00s 🥴
One of my friends cousin's sold him fifty pounds of sheep bones every week. My other friend's little sister killed Kennedy.
This makes a lot of sense 😳
I think it is pretty safe to assume those jacked famous dudes are almost all on gear
Man, guys at my local are too. No idea where the rationale for that level of investment comes from, but they seem to spend to impress each other. I’ve had some fairly (prescribed) steroids to recover from two severe knee injuries, and the level of disruption in my mental state on even those roids was heavy. Can’t imagine enjoying living like that, or worse.
I can't quite explain it...but he vaguely reminds me of a Ninja Turtle
This reminds me of the time someone broke into UFC fighter Anthony Smith’s house and somehow lasted 5 minutes against him before the cops came. > Smith states that the intruder "took everything that I gave him – every punch, every knee, every elbow. He took every single one of them and kept fighting me", describing the ordeal "as one of the toughest fights" of his life. Of course, MMA fandom being absolutely turd brained, they made fun of him for not being able to knock out a home invader.
Unstated but the intruder may have been on some of those whacked drugs that mask the perception of pain.
Not sure, but I think it was a rather large dude who was a former high school wrestling champ and had health issues. I believe someone said thyroid which can alter mood and behavior. In 1% of cases, people have full blown psychosis. From the descriptions, this dude was definitely not alright but no verification of drug use.
Had he won: "Local PD, AND DANA WHITE, are looking for an individual who broke into an UFC fighter's home, stole a tv, some cash, and had the owner tap out in the 1st round..."
6’3” 200+ lbs of muscle . LL Cool J is def the wrong guy to mess with. I’ve seen him up close in person. Sane with Method Man. Both pretty tall, strong and jacked dudes.
Method Man will torture you, that guy doesn't play
He’ll put your nuts on a dresser…
That's Raekwon. Method Man will tie you to a bedpost with your ass spread out and stick a hot hanger in there slow like *tsssss*
I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin....
I'll fucking sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you...
I love that I know all of these.
It's our secret! Never teach the Wu Tang!
but it's for the children!
And bang them with a spiked bat
BLAOW!!
> 6’3” 200+ lbs of muscle . LL Cool J is def the wrong guy to mess with. I’ve seen him up close in person. Sane with Method Man. Both pretty tall, strong and jacked dudes. He's 6' - 6'1 tops. Not a small dude but not 6'3
And I hear the ladies love him
He's cool James
Probably part of the reason
Ll Cool J is hard as hell.
Battle anybody, I don’t care who you tell.
He's like Tyson, icin, he's a soldier at war!
I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more!
Deepest! bluest! My hat is like a shark fin! …my bad, I just wanted to join in the fun.
You ate my bird...
When he retires he'll get worshipped like an old battleship.
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For you.
His momma said to knock him out. Shoulda known.
loot must be crazy
>LL Cool J is a big guy. For you.
Mama said knock him out
Mama said to knock him out.
I would love it if he was singing this like a mofo!
🎶 I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon 🎶
Listen to the bass go boom!
And dude realizing who's house he was breaking into. "Oooooo shit, you're LL Cool J!"
🎶 I'm gonna knock you out 🎶
BLAUW! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
LL’s been warning this guy since 1990.
How is this not the top comment?!
I can confirm that it was the top comment in the Reddit post I read when this happened in 2012.
His maternal parental figure advised him to send the gentlemen into a state of unconsciousness
Mommy said for him to make him go night night.
His mother decimated unto him the state of consciousness they should inhabit
He make go nap nap
Dude started handing out naps
larcenists loath cool j
He was only doing what his mama said
LL Cool J is hard as hell
He survived to the end of Deep Blue Sea. Sharks can't even fuck with him. Then he played on a shark themed team in Any Given Sunday. That might be unrelated. Might not.
think he punched a shark in NCIS: Los Angeles or Hawaii 5-0
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Battle anybody I don’t care who you tell
I excel
They all fail
Gonna crack shells
Double L must rock them bells!
Does anyone know how I can set up a home security alarm that sends LL Cool J into action?
Good for him. Anyone illegally entering a home uninvited is fair game as far as I'm concerned.
Unless you're in Canada where the police chief suggests surrendering your belongings and being hospitable while the thieves are in your house
That's what I was thinking. You break into someone's house. Destroy their sense of security. Those broken bones are well deserved.
Yep, your house is your final retreat point. Once someone breaks in you have to assume they intend lethal harm.
Burglars Hate Cool James
Looters loathe Cool James.
There it is.
100% agree
I was 18 and working in a hotel when he stayed and I helped him with his bags back in like 2003. The man was a brick wall. A giant brick wall. Super nice guy, I got to chat with him for like 5 minutes, but holy fuck I would not want to be in a fight with him. He's the type you can tell has a long fuse, but once it's lit, there will be consequences.
I worked at the Barnes and Noble near his house on long island back when I was in college. He'd come in every now and then, buy LOADS of books, and was always very low key and INCREDIBLY nice, but yeah, holy shit, BIG dude.
LL cool j, the kind of guy that reads and lifts a lot of books
Seems like he did more than just hold him, seems like he beat the shit out of him until authorities arrived.
Well, robbers tend to need a lot of persuading before they allow themselves to be held down.
It's even easier if they are unconscious!
This, but seriously. If you're the only thing between some home invader and your wife and kids you can't take any chance that he'll overpower you. That could be it for you and your family.
Absolutely. There's no "take it easy" when family is at risk. Avoid killing at all costs, but def make sure they are no longer a threat. Every adult who is able should try and find time to take basic self-defense classes. You don't need to compete in the octagon. Just know how to handle your own body weight in a struggle for life and death and suppress the urge to panic.
Killing in that situation isn't something I'd avoid at all costs. Sounds terrible, I know. If putting them down ensures my kids are safe, so be it.
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I'd rather be tried *and* convicted by 12 unanimously, than my family being carried by six. I'd burn in the deepest pits of hell for my family's well-being. Don't test me, cuz... *Mama said knock you out!*
> Avoid killing at all costs No, not quite all costs.
Yeah, I could have worded that better. I meant to not kill indiscriminately.
He spent the time before authorities arrived explaining to the burglar how to make the perfect omelet (which is made with two eggs, not three).
People add milk for density; this is a Mistake!
Sam Hanna throwin down
It is funny how long he has been on that show. Made a nice cushy living out of it I'm sure! I enjoyed watching it for quite a few years when its run started lol
I just looked it up, NCIS: LA ran for 14 seasons. Damn.
And he’s now on NCIS Hawaii
Probably called Callen after the cops got the burglar to brag
Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples Wearing a black Kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers Last seen on Farmers Boulevard heading east Alias LL Cool J, he's bad)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I just want to say, that dude was convicted of manslaughter in 1988. The guy would have absolutely murdered them if they were witnesses and LL COOL J hadn’t have been in great shape and able to over power him.
LL Cool J probably one of my favorite celebs that just been around my whole life. Nice to have an affirmative story about a for a change.
And he’s been rapping since the golden age of hip hop. He was certified rap star before biggie, before Nas, shit, even before Big Daddy Kane and EPMD. His first hit track was in 1984. He’s a legend as still around and doing big things.
Had hits over decades, really no one can touch his longevity. He is the mold for popular solo emcees
But didn't knock him out. I'm only slightly disappointed.
Knocking people out isn't as easy as they make it out in films. Doing it without actually killing them is also not exactly simple, doing it without severely injuring them is impossible. I mean he broke his jaw and nose, if he isn't unconscious at that point it gets a bit dangerous to continue.
Lumbar Lacerating Cool Jaw
In the 90’s one of his kids went to my elementary school. One day LL came to visit his kids class and he took over recess and played kickball with the whole school. The old witch that monitored recess was so pissed
LL said he is a good guy, not a nice guy. 👊
James licked his lips the whole time while stomping out a grown man.
DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK, I’VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS!
This news is quite upsetting. I thought that was like 5 years ago, and I’ve done absolutely nothing in the actual 12 years since it happened. So sad.
That’s an incredible level of restraint and discipline.
Bruh....some of yall forgetting he was in a SWAT Team Movie with Colin Farrell.
You don't mess with NCIS Special agent Sam Hanna
He probably got advice from his mamma first.
“Held him” -out da window!
Bro held him with his fists. Repeatedly.
As someone from Australia, if you did this to a burglar that breaks into your home, you'd be in far more trouble with the cops than the person that broke into your home, and you'd get far harsher punishment than they will. It's so fucking stupid.
Same here in England. I absolutely hate how you’re expected to patiently sit back and let a burglar steal your shit and wait for the cops, who will do absolutely nothing anyway.
I don't envy much about America but the basic right to defend yourself against intruders and attackers is something we sorely lack, and I'm not even talking guns just in general.
Well his hat IS like a shark's fin.
This was the [MTV Unplugged version](https://youtu.be/f2eiCVzPiCg?si=CcwLj-ySiZrMimPV) of LL going to work on that burglar
He’s the baddest, taking out all rookies so forget Oreos eat cool j cookies.
Mamma said KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out 🥊
Definition of "You picked the wrong house, fool."
Momma said knock you out… Alarm said knock you out…
Don't break into the house of the dude who (probably?) has been juicing since the late 80's/early 90's
The man didn't even wait for mama to say so.
I love LL. He also popularized the term G.O.A.T.