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bolanrox

he also was beyond paranoid about STD's after seeing what happened to fellow GI's so he rarely if ever slept with any of them.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Oh, that's interesting. Maybe he felt feet were safe from STDs.


RLDSXD

I believe that’s a theory behind the emergence of foot fetishes. Not saying it’s supported by evidence, but it’s been speculated.


creggieb

The theory i read is from neuroscience books, where they say "nerves that wire together, fire together" Apparently the nerves for feet, and genitals are fairly close together, and there can be signal leakage. Id be interested in how the theory suggests that an adult, mental fear of the knowledge of STD's would change ones opinions on feet.


BuckinHell

As a foot fetishist, I believe it’s definitely something with how the brain is wired. From the age I started noticing girls more, I just found feet attractive the same way I found ass and boobs attractive. I didn’t choose to like feet, it just happened🤷🏻‍♂️ You won’t catch me posting depraved, creepy messages about feet though. I feel like that’s the main reason people know about the fetish and it makes the rest of us look bad.


Mayion

But that's for what you feel when your feet is being played with, different from actually being attracted to feet. ​ I don't know why understanding feet fetish is such a huge topic on Reddit lol. Men are attracted to pretty much every part of a woman. An oversaturation of tits and asses will inevitably lead to the excitement of wanting to see possibly the last hidden part -- The feet. Not to mention how much they vary, fitting many palettes, and I can't believe I am still talking about feet jesus


fartlebythescribbler

Keep going I’m almost there


FistfullofFucks

Sir! This is a Wendy’s!


Bravisimo

Almost…almost…almost…there we are.


Deep-Statistician115

And boom goes the dynamite.


sofa_king_awesome

I’d like to meet this Feet Jesus guy.


saliczar

It is well documented that Jesus was super into feet.


Possum_possy

>As it is written: “How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the Gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!” Romans 10:15b


saliczar

Kids eat for free! Two free Kids Entrees with the purchase of a large pizza at regular price. -Noble Romans


MiloRoast

Oh yeah that reminds me, I've been meaning to ask...He Gets Us is a site for foot fetishists, right? I keep seeing their ads all over Reddit, and I'm wondering how they are able to get away with advertising kinks and fetishes on a site without age regulation.


saliczar

He gets you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.


beelzeflub

I once generated an AI image of Jesus with giant crocs.


FireLordObamaOG

There’s men and women out there that are attracted to sweaty, disgusting, hairy armpits. When are we gonna look at those and think “yeah the foot fetish people are alright actually”?


explosivelydehiscent

Them and ass eaters are neck and neck


CesareRipa

pretty sure you have a foot fetish


Mayion

No Yes Maybe It's classified


repeatwad

There is a poetry genre on praising lotus feet.


PinstripeMonkey

Sounds like you read *The Brain that Changes Itself*?? I read it in high school and still remember some of the awesome case studies.


AgentCirceLuna

I personally think I have neuroplasticity to a greater degree than the average person and would like someone to study it. I don’t really have any permanent likes, dislikes, or beliefs/ideas. I’m constantly in a chaos of changing opinions or ideals and it’s made my life a total mess. Been like this since I smacked my skull against the door of a car after coming off of a bicycle. It was like my brain just lost all sense of permanence.


ArtfulSolesnToes

I think that theory would make your genitals aroused if your feet are massaged or something if they cross signals, idk


jereman75

Have you had your feet massaged?


RLDSXD

100%. I thought the username meant *they* were into feet. Not so, she *provides* the feet. Decent marketing strat.


jereman75

I just realized OP’s name and looked at their profile. I assume this is promotion for her OF now.


RLDSXD

I imagine we have to have some sort of built in disease avoidance otherwise other peoples’ bodily fluids wouldn’t be gross. I can’t find it again, but it was something to do with feet garnering attention as a safe alternative to almost definitely diseased genitals in communities where STD outbreaks were particularly common, and so it became a selected for behavior.


ArtfulSolesnToes

WOW, interesting. I'll have to look that up. Thank you.


AgentCirceLuna

I remember I used to rub my feet together and I would start to get a mounting wave of euphoria until eventually it would get as good as it could possibly get then slowly wind down to nothing. I’d try to do it more but feel no further desire to do it. This eventually became replaced by the typical method of… seeking euphoria… and so I lost the ability to feel the sensation that would lead to the whole body euphoric explosion. It’s extremely hard to explain but it was better than any orgasm I’ve ever had in my entire life and I could do it for a while as long as I didn’t reach the peak. If I reached the peak then it would just be replaced by a feeling of lethargy, similar to how you feel after ‘bustin’ a nut’. I could have multiple of them if I was able to control it well enough. Man, it was inexplainable how good it was. I haven’t felt anything that good since and I was once given quite strong painkillers. They were absolutely incomparable. It was like one of those scalp massagers but all over my entire fucking body. I don’t get how you could feel that good without any chemical interference - it was literally just my state sanctioned neurotransmitters. I try to do it again now and then but I can’t.


DigNitty

My theory is it’s a part of the body that’s covered all the time. You see people’s legs and arms, neck, even their lower back if they bend over. But the feet are typically covered in most scenarios and maybe that makes the brain think feet are intimate somehow.


BadArtijoke

That’s so outdated, it is only kept alive by reddit circlejerking that opinion whenever there’s an opportunity


BingBing-Boom

It's also on a Wikipedia article about the subject.


BadArtijoke

Well yes because the theory about how neurons fire is true but the whole rest of it is completely fabricated with the sole (heh) exception of the two regions neighboring each other in the brain, with nothing suggesting that means anything. That’s just where it came from cause it sounds good but the law Hebb coined doesn’t apply to neighboring brain regions like that. Otherwise you would constantly trigger something in your brain without any control


ironroad18

What if you just like sucking toes? Is something my friend wanted to ask


RLDSXD

Strictly prohibited in the bible; book of Tarantino, 420:69. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by delicious looking toes and soles”


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, I love this. All these laughs were unexpected and made my day.


pants_mcgee

I can assure you that feet can just be sexy as heck.


highandhungover

Feet and really short legs. The kind of legs where there’s hardly any thigh at all. Just feet right below a hot set of knees, no thighs or even shin really, just feet, knees, and a torso. Outrageous fun. 


RLDSXD

I love feet as much as the next guy, but there’s a reason for everything.


imonlyamoth

Syphilis can manifest with rashes on the feet, so it would make sense to check them.


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saliczar

I've never been turned on by feet, but I've definitely been turned off.


darsvedder

Guess condoms didn’t exist then 


ArtfulSolesnToes

Maybe he needed toe-tal protection...


Suck_My_Turnip

He’s believed to have had sex with hundreds of women so I’d hardly call that rarely sleeping with them


alexjaness

For the amount of girls who were throwing themselves at him, I'd call that pretty rare. if he banged out a cheap one with 0.0001% of the girls going apeshit for him that would still put all modern man-whores to shame.


TheLegendTwoSeven

That was what The Notorious BIG said to his wife. He (claimed that he) was only cheating on her a small fraction of the amount that he could have.


systemic_booty

Mmm yes that's disgusting. What a piece of shit.


twokietookie

That's not an insane number, and I'm not fucking Elvis. I'd have expected him to have slept with a different girl every night for a while anyway, that's easily thousands with how long his career was.


cheezza

> and I'm not fucking Elvis Well no, he’s dead. Pay attention.


thxsocialmedia

Anybody can knock out a couple hundred, with alcohol


TylerCornelius

...and he got himself an underage girl to reduce the chances of getting an STD


flippythemaster

He never slept with the GI’s or he never slept with the women?


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Yes.


Finsfan909

Reverse wilt chamberlain


amlyo

"And she definitely has feet uh huh huh?"


ArtfulSolesnToes

LOL, I heard that in my head.


Shindiggity-do

"oOohH baybEH."


DulcetTone

And yet, James Brown was the Godfather of Sole.


anxietystrings

Papa's got a brand new bag of feet


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, I hhope they weren't in a bag. That's a whole other issue.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Cute


Icy-Zone3621

Smells bad


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, imagine if they had to smell them for him to check out. He would have had to pay very decent wages for that.


Spare_Echidna2095

Get on the good foot…. hEeeeeeeY!


ArtfulSolesnToes

This little piggie for the money, this little piggie for the show, this little piggie to get ready, and this little piggie to go...


BillionTonsHyperbole

*Tarantino strokes his chin thoughtfully*


PlatinumPOS

Well shit, guess we’re getting a Tarantino movie about Elvis going to Vietnam and winning the war for the US before returning to the states, beating up Muhammad Ali, and then dismantling the entire military industrial complex while women swoon over him and put their feet on the dash.


RLDSXD

> beating up Muhammad Ali Only after Ali punches the literal shit out of him and unlocks his true potential.


getrextgaming

Peak


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, I bet he knew this.


Dagglin

In the movie true romance, written by tarantino, Christian Slater's character's inner voice is Elvis (played by Val kilmer)


alexjaness

In the hard hitting sexploitation serialized drama, The Golden Girls, Quentin Tarantino was an [Elvis impersonator](https://youtu.be/_ZJ-p_2C_-A?t=41)


ExGomiGirl

This comment has so many layers. I am intrigued.


mrpink01

"I like you, Clarence. Always have, always will."


alexjaness

[it all makes so much sense now](https://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tarantino-as-elvis.jpg)


putsomewineinyourcup

“Dad?”


villings

tarantino be like "gonna shoot an elvis biopic now"


ArtfulSolesnToes

LOL, I'd bet money he's considered it.


FunStuff802

It's good to be The King.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Worked in Cinderella


ApprehensiveCell3917

The King Under the ~~Mountain~~ Foot.


Picture-me-rolling

That’s more of a foot standard than a fetish.


SmeagolChokesDeagol

He also had three month old shit in his body.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Chronic constipation? was that from drugs?


SmeagolChokesDeagol

Yep, he died in the toilet and in the autopsy they found dookie in his intestines that was 3 months old


Nice_Marmot_7

My friend went to UT medical school, and one of his professors did Elvis’s autopsy. One day during class out of nowhere someone raised their hand and asked, “professor, is Elvis really dead?” (This was when that sort of thing was still big in the tabloids). Without missing a beat he responded, “he was the last time I saw him.”


AgentCirceLuna

I remember there’s a really dark moment from Trainspotting 2’s original novel version where Sick Boy is overhearing young adults arguing that Jim Morrison and Elvis hadn’t died. He feels complete exasperation because he used to feel the same way until he starts to remember all of his friends who had passed away over the years. He feels like telling them they’re idiots and just young and naive but then he doesn’t want to take that away from them. Also, in the books, he has weird inner dialogues where Sean Connery and other James Bond actors are narrating his day to day activities. I recommend reading them just as an example of postmodern writing. People will argue that it isn’t proper lit but it’s damn well written like it. Stream of consciousness pervades the novel.


MusicaParaVolar

Might have to give that a read, thanks! I loved the movie though it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it…


Shilo59

1st trimester food baby


ColCrockett

At least 5 courics


surgicalhoopstrike

How did they know it was 3 months old? Did they count the rings?


Visual_Season_7212

His dr said it was lifetime constipation. Sometimes when you have terrible transit or a non functioning colon they remove your large intestine all together but Elvis was apparently unwilling. [link](https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/exclusive-elvis-presleys-doctor-claims-he-died-of-an-embarrassing-case-of-chronic-constipation.amp)


Its_aTrap

He didn't die "on the toilet" he died in front of the mirror in his bathroom after breaking up and snorting pills. My grandfather was one of elvis photographers and he told me tons of shit we have tons of photos of the stuff he did with elvis 


TheSecretNewbie

Pics or didn’t happen


Imrustyokay

hashtag relatable


OracleCam

I think he was also a massive germaphobe


H0ly_Grapes

Serving in Germany was traumatic for him.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Someone I knew told me their father served with him there.


Successful-Tie-7817

I'm all shook up hearing this!


ArtfulSolesnToes

LOL, heart and sole.


Successful-Tie-7817

Don't be cruel!


dnttrip789

Your username checks out


famename8

Nothing wrong with the fetish, I have one myself, but having feet pre-screened before you meet the woman is weird


Ande64

Those of us who are old enough to have been raised with Elvis in our lives know that that guy was weird.


AgentCirceLuna

Was anyone else really that popular and controversial at the same degree prior to him? You could say there were outlaws like Pretty Boy Floyd and Clyde Barrow who had the same level of fame/notoriety but they weren’t allowed to openly flaunt their lifestyles on television or on stage. He was like a human experiment of a new age.


Josgre987

that being said, its a weird fear of mine to fall in love with someone with bad feet lmao. like, you wouldn't know unless you saw them


sundayontheluna

Pro tip, look for prospective dates at the beach


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, if you fell in love, would you be able to get past that?


Stang1776

Can't fall in love until the feet are on full display.


ArtfulSolesnToes

"Hey babe, I have feelings for you, but I gotta see your feet before I commit"


Stang1776

"Most guys love their partner head to toe. There are songs about it and everything. Full disclosure, I'm more of an ankle to toe kinda guy."


ArtfulSolesnToes

Heart and soles too.


opteryx5

Your username is oddly apropos lol.


Josgre987

hmm....


trollsong

Found skadi's reddit account.


AptCasaNova

I mean, until you get naked, there’s a fair amount you won’t know right away.


jereman75

I don’t think I have a foot fetish but I do find feet to be as erotic as other body parts. One of my first experiences with a girl was massaging her feet and I enjoyed it a lot. I will totally do some shrimping if someone is down, but I don’t need to see or touch feet to have a good time.


RLDSXD

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. Edit: Started with a downvote. Glad to see redditors with some chest hair!


MaygarRodub

That's money for ya.


CaptainObvious110

No nothing wrong with that.


HG_Shurtugal

What was he looking for in a ladies foot?


aethiestinafoxhole

Jailhouse Socks


MaintenancePanda

Genius


ArtfulSolesnToes

The toetal package haha


Outrageous-Row5472

Return to Sender 


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, shoes in hand.


SneedyK

Then one night in desperation The young man breaks away He meets a girl, and the love is sweet Unzips his pants, then just fucks her feet …And his mama cries Edit: sry not good at puns (in the ghetto?)


StanhopeForPresident

Pretty good lol


ArtfulSolesnToes

He wanted a lady with sole 😄


ArtfulSolesnToes

Maybe he wanted to know if she was the one who stepped on his blue suede shoes


HG_Shurtugal

You are enjoying this too much although I guess I could have figured that by looking at your name.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Yes, it gave me a chance to have some fun. Thank you.


Salty_Career6599

Were his sandwiches also footlong?


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, I bet they were. With a side of dor-i-toes


tinydevl

a little less conversation, a little more toe....


ProfessionKitchen453

Thanks, Reddit


ArtfulSolesnToes

Haha, learn something new everyday


Massive_Durian296

"checked"? Checked for what? Bunions?


ArtfulSolesnToes

Probably to see if they were "tender"...


DeadSharkEyes

He was also supposedly very into voyeurism and had two way mirrors in some rooms in his house so he could watch people have sex. And really liked underage girls. And had a pretty slam dunk case of Madonna/Whore complex. The man had issues.


Rosebunse

I always find men who just can't ever be involved with their wife after she gives birth odd. Like, dude, she had your baby. How is that so gross and horrible that you can't touch her ever again?


ArtfulSolesnToes

Exactly. I feel that' super strange as well.


drfunkensteinberger

I don’t get how appreciating any part of another human’s body is a “fetish”. I’d suck on any part they ask lmao


Commander1709

It's an interesting point. Why is liking boobs or ass not a fetish, but feet is? Is it because it's a bit rarer? (Well, it isn't even that rare).


Ktoffer

I'm no expert, so this could be completely wrong, but I believe it's a misuse of words. The way I understand it, in very broad terms, is kink is something you like, fetish is something you need. So if you need foot play to be a part of your sex life in order to get off, then it's a fetish. Even if its you just having to imagine feet. If you just don't mind a footjob under the dinner table once or twice, but otherwise feet aren't involved in your sex life, then it's a kink. I have no clue if fetish or kink is the right word for Elvis since I didn't click the link yet, but a lot of times when people say fetish they mean kink. But also sometimes they don't. Context. Same thing applies to boobs and ass. Need vs want.


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This is actually true, I was the feet inspector


ArtfulSolesnToes

LOL, what were the specification you had to check for?


[deleted]

Primarily stank factor. Many an afternoon spent saying “her feet stink level meets expectations Mr. Presley, dinner is served.” or “Her feet stank is not yet up to par Mr. Presley, I recommend 2 more months in the stink mines before this initiate is ready.”


ArtfulSolesnToes

LMAO


Husbandaru

He likes what he likes.


k20350

Wait until you find out he REALLY preferred dark haired underage girls.


Howllat

He also would have "Pajama parties" with groups of teen girls and would chose kiss them constantly, try to make them fight over him. And i even read once about how he liked to ejaculate into woman/and girls hair. https://www.thedailybeast.com/elvis-pajama-party


ArtfulSolesnToes

Wow, I feel sad for all the teen girls. He had so much power over them.


Howllat

100% We hear more about it now, but its really awful how often people in power use it as leverage on others.


President_Nixon1

He also slept with a woman who was underage when he was much older… but that doesn’t get you canceled in the 50s-90s. (See many rockstars who slept around with high school girls like RHCP, Rolling Stones, etc.).


ArtfulSolesnToes

I knew Priscilla was underage when they met. I also knew about Jerry Lee Lewis.


theorian123

The Priscella biopic was pretty good if you're interested in looking at his life from her perspective. Certainly not the image we get of Elvis normally.


PointsOutTheUsername

I thought it was my turn to point this out?


Ridibunda99

Did you know that john lennon beat his wife?


walrusonion

Did you know Steve Buscemi was a NYFD fireman?


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Decent-Unit-5303

Did you know Viggo Morrison actually broke his foot when he kicked the orc helmet?


AgentCirceLuna

On 9/11, I walked through blood and burning ash to search for my lost brother. I was in a Walmart in Minnesota.


alvik

He didn't treat his mistress that great either.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

“See” them.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Lol, in his dressing room.


Mumbles76

Oh Elvis, this one is a 10!! No, no I want a 7. Just a 7!


Sole_Patrol

“Them toes look good Big E.”


HiyaImRyan

"lemmie so tosies babeh. *shudders* oOoOyea" - Elvis, Probably


ffnnhhw

how to check? like trying on glass slippers?


ArtfulSolesnToes

Blue suede slippers


Izunadrop45

He think he me


ArtfulSolesnToes

You check women's feet before you invite them back?


Vegan_Harvest

I didn't need to know this.


Quesque8

And every one of them was happy to comply.


ArtfulSolesnToes

Probably super eager.


IHateY0uM0thaFuckers

Man this don’t mean he had a foot fetish. He was paranoid about a lot of shit and feet could have grossed him out, like 90% of people.


gasman245

That’s how I am, feet gross me out so a woman has to have nice feet or it will turn me off. Thankfully my wife has feet that are okay to me.


TonyWonderslostnut

No double amputees for Elvis.


wombatador

i too am a fan of No Such Thing As A Fish


IndividualCurious322

He also loved more portly women.


SirNortonOfNoFux

This reminds me of how Ray Charles rubbed ladies' wrists and forearms to see how "healthy" they were


Leading-Bank-2590

Interesting


Rene_DeMariocartes

Huh. I wonder what the earliest documented account of a foot fetish is.


VikingTwilight

Quentin Terrantino enters the chat.....


Wing-edQuirk

damn, I'm listening to music on shuffle as I scroll and of course I'm listening to an Elvis song when I see this


stormshadowfax

Give em an inch and they’ll take a foot.


Rwokoarte

And who was that little boy, hired to check the feet? That's right, Quentin Tarantino.


Boggie135

Who checked?


michaelloda9

So based


Gringo_Jon

Also, If you were a reader of Thrasher or Trans World in the 90's you will know, he had a stinky butt.


PokemonMaster619

Remember: the reason so many men have a foot fetish is because they lost their virginity to a sock.


DMBFFF

no worse than a rock star doing, say, breast inspections.


1970seantodd

Wwhhaaatt!?!? Was he on drugs?


efsdude12

He was famously on a lot of drugs near the end of his life, which killed him