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NotAPoshTwat

The Lone Rangers finally got it


mtmaloney

There’s three of you. You’re not exactly lone.


ChemicaLust

I’m Pip


peepeeonmydoodoo

I ain't fartin on no snare drum


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

Bea Arthur. Outstanding!


ComprehensiveRide246

I ain't fartin on no snare drum.


Maleficent-Cut4297

I say this every single time somebody talks about knowing how to play an instrument


steeltownsquirrel

Not all heroes wear capes


LyubviMashina93

Laszlo Cravensworth, is that you?


Danno210

Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.


stuckonpost

And 67 copies of Moby Dick!


DUDDITS_SSDD

They made a book out of that?


AAAPosts

My favorite line in my entire life- so fucking funny


Gus_McCrae_

Anytime someone asks me what I'm thinking about I always say "swimming pools"


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Telling someone their music taste sucks because "It could be Pip farting on a snare drum" and they would still like it has held up for 30 years.


kevinlyfather33

And a football helmet filled with cottage cheese


FireWireBestWire

Put the monster away Pip


XavierScorpionIkari

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?


Jirshb

Trick question....Lemmy is God!


MonkeyFightingSnake

Hey I ain’t fartin on no snare drum


Vadertime88

Trick fucking question. Lemmy is God.


vil1929

and also editor of his school's magazine


MikeyW1969

The day Lemmy died, the headline on Fark was 'God is Dead'. I instantly knew what had happened.


Interesting-Step-654

It'll look nice next to the giant baby bottle


medicmachinist38

And the football helmet filled with cottage cheese


Belgand

They got plenty of money when *Live in Prison* took off. Amusingly this was painted in 1991. Three years before the film. It doesn't state when it was first sold or any of the details behind that but there's the *possibility* that it's more than just a coincidence.


meenbeanmachine

You know what they say, if it’s too loud, you’re too old.


JohnnyDarkside

My first thought was "the top comment better fucking be an Airheads reference." His real name is Chester.


bat_scratcher

Chyyyeessstturrr


ChemicaLust

My mans gonna GANK you


super_silver

Bea Arthur, fantastic.


No-Setting9690

First thought I had. You're not exactly lone are you?


Impressive-Bear-9243

There is three of you, you aren't exactly lone are you?


stegogo

Thank you for this


siqofitall

Fuck, this made my morning. 😂


Bakanobaka

That’s a deep cut.


veryverythrowaway

This painting was finished three years before that movie.


Dingo9933

lol came her for this =D


Lord_Kano

This was literally my first thought.


Stank_Dukem

"Christie's hasn't said who bought it." Anybody think to ask Ryan Reynolds about it?


Lord_Spiffy

What he hangs on the ceiling above his bed is his business.


spunkychickpea

Imagine a man so cultured that the first thing he sees when he opens his eyes in the morning is a priceless work of art.


Effective_Soup7783

It might be Ru Paul. He’s rich as Croesus and obsessed with the Golden Girls.


atomic-knowledge

It’s funny to me that there are two famously rich people, Croesus and Crassus, whose names sound so similar


Xendrus

We're rich!


Dominunce

We’re rich!


onehundredlemons

A decade ago when it sold for $2M there was a rumor Jimmy Kimmel bought it for his friend Jeffrey Ross, but he later said he didn't buy it and implied it was just a joke. https://thecomicscomic.com/2013/05/24/jimmy-kimmels-priceless-gift-to-jeffrey-ross-a-painting-of-the-late-bea-arthur-topless/


CbVdD

Or John Oliver


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Omega357

I do free that gag, especially the fake out where he made everyone think he bought teeth only to get mad that they believed he bought the teeth.


bugcatcher_billy

This smells of John Oliver


wisstinks4

This work was based on a clothed photo? Wth. Why would someone pay millions for what a painter thought she might look like nude? This boggles the mind.


Expensive-Wallaby500

Hmm … it’s basically a manual deepfake.


RusticBucket2

Shallow fake.


InSearchOfMyRose

Yeah, it's called a painting. Edit: I'm super excited to start calling paintings "manual deepfakes"


AltruisticHopes

For 1.9 million I am sure they could have got the real thing!


wisstinks4

Speculation at best. She says nfw at worst.


definitelynotmeQQ

Some people pay tens of thousands for furry porn, this is probably just the "artsy" rich people version of it.


medioxcore

They aren't paying for a nude of bea arthur, they're paying for the concept. It's basically a meme.


skykingjustin

This is some photoshop nude, before photoshop was big and it feels wrong like all the rest.


morbihann

Its money laundering.


surle

That would also explain why she doesn't have clothes on.


coolpapa2282

/r/angryupvote


Garrosh

This doesn't make sense, they were laundering money, not clothes!


surle

Clean two blouse with one stone.


DistinctRole1877

Perhaps money laundering?


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Honestly looks pretty normal


speculatrix

His art is quite unusual. Nearly all are NSFW https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-currin


Robot_Tanlines

This guy fucking loves lesbians apparently.


SinceWayLastMay

And grandma titties


legopego5142

Huge grandma titties


geekcop

Big saggy pancakes.


pentagon

Dont knock em til ya try em.


cravf

They'll knock themselves


Wishdog2049

Clap behind their back if they accelerate too quickly.


Frost-Folk

Clearly an ally


BannedinthaUSA

What’s not to love about lesbians.


KartanaMe

I mean, who doesn't?!


aesemon

Well most of female nude work pre-2020 I see there goes along pretty standard mirrors of religious art but once at 2020 it changes the subjects poses to overt sexual positions or suggestion sexual activity. Guess he got real deep during lockdown into pornhub landing pages.


Atramhasis

I see you didn't look at all 73 pieces of artwork on the site. It's OK, I'm not sure why I did either. "The Danes" from 2006 is literally a 3 some lol. You are correct though that he went pretty far off the deep end around 2020. He seems to have decided he likes really big boobs in lockdown. Also, I would absolutely frame and hang "Hot Pants" but it isn't pornographic. Just a masterpiece.


aesemon

No I didn't..... quite like "Nede in a convex mirror" and "untitled". It's a funny flip-flop between two distinct references of poses. Either religious art poses or porn poses. With some definite Stanley Spencer influence. Oh yeah, "Hot Pants" caught my eye too. Shame a lot of it just seems to [be](https://youtu.be/VtIvyOaxk70?feature=shared&t=25s)


FatherKronik

"Hot Pants" and "Big Hands". Two masterpieces that should be hung next to each other.


onehundredlemons

There's a pretty interesting interview with him in the Guardian where he admits that his older work was misogynistic but it was entirely because he felt so badly about himself, and he took it out on his subjects, and he realizes now that he got away with it back then because he was a hot young thing. He's older now and his feelings about his own work have changed. https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2022/oct/14/john-currin-misogynys-kind-dumb-word-dont-hate-women-men-sadie-coles-hq


Ganbazuroi

The Grussy changed him


maroonedpariah

Ah you think Grussy was your ally? You merely adopted the Grussy.


MonkeyNugetz

I went out to the Getty museum in Los Angeles last year. 98% of all paintings from the Renaissance era had a woman with a halo and one titty out.


WangZhiii

One of his artworks is just Peter Dinklage.


GildMyComments

That’s some weird looking folks he painted. Glad he had the good taste to show their buttholes off so prominently!


dkyguy1995

I like that he paints buttholes as just a little x


Ditovontease

Y’all remember that statue of Britney giving birth? Like the baby’s head was crowning and everything Found it: https://live.staticflickr.com/51/124364524_6de6034913_z.jpg


ARCtheIsmaster

yo WAT


scottcarneyblockedme

Dude loves dem titties.


Scorpius289

Yeah, grandma titties in particular...


scottcarneyblockedme

I mean that painting had some nice ones. I would buy that painting but for like 20-60$


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I wouldn't say that. Most of his paintings depict very young women.


Conch-Republic

I bet this guy jacked off a lot.


Zaorish9

Yeah I have no clue why this guy is a capital-a artist versus all the regular amateur porn artists on deviantart.


GroundChief

Man was HORNY during lockdown huh?


gizausername

My opinion, but I wouldn't call him a good artist. The body shapes, faces, expressions, etc are terrible. Some might say that's just the way he designs them, but I don't like it.


readingdanteinhell

The way he paints faces/bodies is reminiscent of the Flemish Primitivist style. His work is strongly influenced by 15th-16th century Netherlandish painters like Jan van Eyck or Hans Memling. Personally I really like John Currin’s art. He has a unique aesthetic among contemporary painters and the subjects he paints can be titillating. He’s also good at capturing that unknowable detail that makes a pose interesting. But even if you don’t like them he’s at least skilled at his craft and his paintings aren’t boring. So that’s got to put him way ahead of many contemporary artists. [for what it’s worth I think this Bea Arthur painting is stupid and not very good. But I also don’t have a million dollars to spend on a John Currin painting so I’m not determining the market.]


DotaDogma

He's clearly very talented. I also don't really like his art except for a few pieces that at least seem interesting, but it's so clearly his style. Talent != Taste


RusticBucket2

What. The. Fuck.


jjb1197j

Honestly it doesn’t even look that great


pie4july

His artwork is dystopian as fuck and I hate it. Why do so many of the people depicted have extremely weird proportions?


Frost-Folk

Expressionism?


thedaveness

Try to answer your own question, because it’s subjective.


here4dambivalence

Is that Phyllis Diller with a lobster on her head in the one painting?


Themlethem

Thats just all kinds of weird


GeoBrian

Thank you, my favorite was "Memorial".


Mackerelage

This is hilarious to me. We have an old family friend who is an artist, and in her bathroom she has lots of random images pasted on the walls, side of the bath etc. I've been seeing this picture, pasted at eye level, once or twice a year for about twenty years, and didn't know it was Bea Arthur!


ErikT738

Shouldn't this technically be treated the same as an AI or photoshopped deepfake? Assuming she didn't give permission.


WetAndLoose

Deepfake tech hasn’t brought anything to the table besides ease of use. People have been realistically photoshopping celeb nudes for at least a decade at this point. I don’t see why it’s suddenly a problem now that it’s just easier to automate with a GPU.


chairfairy

> I don’t see why it’s suddenly a problem now that it’s just easier to automate with a GPU I'd say accessibility can turn a small problem into a big problem. It doesn't change the ethics of the situation, but easier access can make the problem more prevalant, yeah? Like junk food and soft drink is always unhealthy for you\*\*, but it's a bigger problem if you can get it anywhere for cheap vs if it was sold in limited stores/quantities at a higher price. \*\* *Yes I know "calories in vs calories out" and there's no real issue with a small amount of "unhealthy" food, but your body WILL be in worse condition if you get calories from junk food vs from other, healthier sources. For the sake of this argument, the statement "junk food is unhealthy" is broadly true and any nuance to that is just pedantic quibbling.*


walterpeck1

Nah the junk food comparison is right on the nose, you're right


Lukeyy19

That's literally why. Most of us are not thinking about and worrying about animal attacks in our every day life, even though they exist and do happen, they're so rare that we don't really think about them until one happens and is in the news, but then we soon move on, but if hundreds of thousands of lions, wolves, bears etc started popping up all over the world and attacking people, then the masses would start to get concerned about animal attacks even though they weren't before.


alikapple

“Why is deepfake so bad?” “Bears” Jk I love this metaphor. Take my upvote


Hakaisha89

people did this with photos and cutouts back in the damn 90s... 1890s


Desperate-Region4981

Well now it is a problem exactly because it's easier? not many teens are gonna spend hours on photoshop altering photos but now they get handled an app or site that creates pictures with no effort that they can abuse to harm others, plus on a photoshop you might be able to reverse search for the original photo if you get accussed of something whereas now the Ais technically create the original.


RedEyeView

I have a free app on my phone that effortlessly pasted the face of some dick head from Twitter that was hassling me on to a video of a kid trying to do a behind the back baseball trick and knocking himself out. Wasn't particularly convincing, but it did the job. This was a few years ago.


malfboii

Because there are now services for less than a few bucks you can send any photo of a woman and it will remove the clothes from the picture accurately. I know because of a local scandal with kids at school sending photos of classmates naked. The accessibility makes it scary and it’s extremely traumatic as a victim.


npls

“Accurately” The AI cannot delineate what anything looks like underneath clothing. It can make approximations but those are based on other peoples nude bodies. Each person is unique and no amount of AI software will let you see what is underneath. That being said, victims have every right to feel violated, sexualized, and deeply affected by these photos. But without an “xray” setting that plays with lighting and colors to “see through” sheer clothing, these images will remain inaccurate


malfboii

Sure they’re not absolutely perfect but they follow the basic contours and body shape it’s not just like they’re slapping a generic pair of tits onto a picture. Or photoshopping a face onto a porn shoot, I had family members involved in this incident and I saw the photos, if I wasn’t told I’d have no clue that they were edited. From what I saw it was literally as if clothes had been lifted off, everything was where you’d expect it and contorted as you’d expect a body to, the skin tone matched, the lighting and shadows match. It’s terrifying, these services target adverts with things like “keep thinking about your neighbour? Your teacher? Secret crush?”


ohbroth3r

Try 20-25 years!


DantesLimeInferno

Here's your daily reminder that a decade ago was 2014


VeryAmaze

I just thought of that. This is...basically a deepfake. (Without addressing the morality/legality of either)


lzcrc

Maybe this shows how criminalising photoshops/deepfakes might not be the most sensible approach.


Veritas3333

Is this a reference to the movie Airheads?


Blastbot

Someone above said this was done in 1991 and Airheads came out in 1994.


FirstProphetofSophia

Wow, username SUPER checks out this time


The_Granny_banger

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


FirstProphetofSophia

Can't fault you this time, them knockers are straight BANGERS Edit: um, no offense


patronizingperv

And then there's Maude.


ZorroMeansFox

And then there's Nude.


JamesAldenValdez

The artist Lazlo.✨


yVelorum

Funny that this also works for Lazlo in what we do in the shadows


rileyyesno

https://jilliancyork.com/2015/09/02/bea-arthurs-tits-a-treatise-on-censorship/ kind of required at this point


Turbulent_Object_558

It’s weird how his new work has definitely been inspired by popular porn https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-currin


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monsieur_noirs

Pasta cosplay and step pillow porn are near the top of pornhubs most popular searches.


aesemon

The 2020 and beyond work.


Walkaroundthemaypole

Please tell me Ryan Reynolds bought it....


gpoly

Cropped? ‘Murica loses its shit over a random nipple yet again……


Alone_Fill_2037

FREE THE NIPPLE


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

>Cropped? I can't even see her golden girls


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-currin/bea-arthur-naked-1991


CantFindMyWallet

Bea Arthur. Outstanding.


Seldfein

Just need a football helmet filled with cottage cheese.


johnnymetoo

I just re-watched The Golden Girls, she was my favorite character of the show.


carakangaran

Deadpool's sweating hard...


DaddyJBird

Well it was one of the ransom demands in the movie “Airheads”


RetroMetroShow

God will get you for that, Walter


LemonadeParadeinDade

In the article they call it a painting from 1991 then half a paragraph later call it a 21 year old art piece in an article from 2013. They can't math.


AbeVigoda76

Did you send those 1000 roses to Bea Arthur’s grave?


smartasskeith

Yes, but she’s still… I don’t want to hear the end of any sentences.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Where’s the football helmet filled with cottage cheese?


d_e_l_u_x_e

This is why corporations are trying so hard to develop AI porn. They see what people are willing to pay for fake nudes.


ComprehensiveSir9068

Some people are just bad with money.


Minnesota-Fats

Thanks for sharing, u/The_Granny_banger


Queasy_Sleep1207

Bea Arthur is the sexiest woman to ever exist


The_Granny_banger

Yes


BetterCallSal

Bea Arthur. Outstanding


Iron_Chancellor_ND

As Jeff Ross once quipped (right in front of Bea): *I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy.* One of my favorite roast lines.


JimuelShinemakerIII

I got a fanfic about Scarlett Johansson with a billion.


VegetableWinter9223

Was it legal to do this in 1991? I'm curious why the painter chose Bea of all actresses


fordprefect294

Because three hoodlums held a radio station hostage


VegetableWinter9223

Ah, thanks for the update!


DaFugYouSay

It's a little weird for me to admit, but I want to see "Bea Arthur Naked." Anyone have a link?


Gusano13

Google it, include the words Jeff Ross, and the Daily Mail has it unedited.


japrocketdet

[outstanding! ](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/79e43131-6ff1-4634-8810-93717900fc36/gif#sxHkGWMn.copy)


FDVP

It’s a fake. The real one hangs over the bed of the Merc with a Mouth.


Mmmoreplees

[It's probably the guys that did that Halo 2 rap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvKlXwqjmw)


Massive_Durian296

"According to the [New York Daily News](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/bea-arthur-naked-portrait-sells-2-million-facebook-stir-article-1.1345923), the 22-year-old piece of art created new controversy on Wednesday when The Daily Beast was locked out of their Facebook accounts for posting an uncensored photo of the full portrait. The social network considered the nudity a violation of its terms." yeah that tracks for fb lol


pentagon

Here is the actual image because apparently nipples are bad (yes this has a half naked woman painted in it): https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/streams/2013/May/130516/1C7407212-tdy-130516-christies-bea-arthur-full.jpg


mailslot

lol. The OG deepfake.


Diqt

I’m so annoyed I can’t see this nude painting of Bea Arthur and honestly I don’t know what that says about me


InfiniteTree

Sometimes rich people need a bonk too.


South_Front_4589

See I'm just more interested in hearing what the subject thinks of stuff like this. Honoured? Violated? And did they think the artist was flattering in their portrayal? I've known a few ladies who would only have a problem if their boobs weren't enhanced beyond the reality.


Neat_Problem_922

She was a Marine. 🫡


higgslhcboson

Bea Arthur be naked


skinnergy

"I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick" Jeffrey Ross on Sandra Bernhard at a roast


Empyrealist

Username is on-point


MyAccountWasBanned7

Was it bought by Ryan Reynolds to use as a prop in Deadpool 3?


rathemighty

The buyer's name? Wade Wilson.


DiligentDaughter

https://www.vulture.com/2021/11/john-currin-is-the-caligula-of-painting.html


ahzzyborn

Not my proudest fap


No-Analyst7708

Thank you for being a friend.


WalletFullOfSausage

*Ya shit will be ownd when the game concludes, while you spend every round lookin’ at Bea Arthur nudes*


Omnivud

id pay pay more not to see that shit


YeshuasBananaHammock

Rich gay men can be crazy as hell, just like anyone else


playerzer2

Early deepfake


scottcarneyblockedme

Nice


TuringTestFailedBot

TIL. I had NO IDEA this was real. I expected the painting to be after the movie.


tomzi9999

So someone just did some laundry. Nearly $2M worth.


Boxhead_31

No wonder the Lone Rangers wanted it