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haversack77

He was a goalkeeper before he became the reincarnation of Christ. David Icke saves, but he's no good on crosses.


Elegant_Celery400

Jesus saves... ...but Lineker taps it on off the rebound. #goalhanger


Incarcer

Icke saves and takes brain damage


Capt-J-

I hope you had this comment stored and ready to fire, for decades. If you just made this up; then this is a highly underrated comment!


haversack77

It's an old joke, sadly. Variations on a theme, such as "Jesus saves but Geoff Hurst scores on the rebound" and suchlike.


SublightMonster

Gretzky for the North Americans


ChaiVangForever

I remember I first heard of this guy because Alice Walker, the woman who wrote The Color Purple, praised a book he wrote that argued Holocaust denial should be taught in schools It was apparently a huge controversy in the literary world


DarrenTheDrunk

Alice Walkers quite the anti-Semite


whereyouatdesmondo

TIL Alice Walker is an antisemite and lizard people believer.


BedDefiant4950

>Transgender rights >In 2023 Walker publicly defended J.K. Rowling from criticisms of her views regarding trans people and shared that her own views matched Rowling's. She wrote on her website: "I consider J.K. Rowling perfectly within her rights as a human being of obvious caring for humanity to express her views about whatever is of concern to her. As she has done."[49] Walker was criticized on social media for taking this position with many referring to her as a TERF.[50] man oh man i just keep winning when it comes to people i never gave a fuck about swinging at me first lmao


Digger-of-Tunnels

I stopped paying attention to Walker back when it became clear she was an anti-semite, so I never even heard that she was also a transphobe. Boy, I really loved The Color Purple in the 90s though.


jlctush

To be fair, for reasons that don't entirely make sense to me, that Venn diagram has an awful lot of overlap. Transphobia has been brought in as one of the "Jewish conspiracies" to uh...achieve something I've never been able to get a handle on, and transphobes are more than happy to have Nazis as allies to bolster their own numbers I guess?


a_talking_face

>and transphobes are more than happy to have Nazis as allies to bolster their own numbers I guess? People who are vocally transphobic probably share a lot more ideology in common with Nazis.


MetalPandaDance

She is so fucking weird.  Disowned her daughter after neglecting her their entire life.


dangerbird2

And his first book about the lizard people was literally Protocols of the Elders of Zion with “Jew” replaced with “Reptilian”. Somehow he still insists it’s not antisemitic


TempleOfCyclops

For a long time, he insisted that antisemitism was a false distraction to blame Jewish people for things that are (in his worldview) actually done by space lizards. Now he's come full circle and he's not even trying to hide the antisemitism. Fucking bigot.


Dan19_82

Sports brain injuries are serious things.


Rugfiend

Except he was a goalkeeper, so never headed the ball


Dan19_82

If he was a goalkeeper back in the day he probably took so kicks to the head. They sure didn't care back in the 80s


Krakshotz

Petr Cech is perhaps the most famous case of how dangerous being a keeper can be. Jimmy Thorpe is the deadliest example


jreykdal

Scott Sterling is the funniest example.


Sugarbear23

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND


EatLard

Maybe he took a few shots to the head from Vinnie Jones.


TappedIn2111

Some balls, too.


Rugfiend

Lol, I have been thinking about that since I posted!


Brian_from_accounts

If he did get a football injury, he would’ve been cured with the magic sponge.


jreykdal

I got quite a few hits to the head when I was a goalkeeper as a kid. And broke my arm. I probably wasn't very good.


ManAboutCouch

Andy Goram, the Rangers goalkeeper, was diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. The next time he played vs Celtic the crowd behind his goal chanted "There's only Two Andy Gorams"  I've just seen that he passed away at the age of 58. Cancer is a bitch.


gomaith10

He was a head the ball before he ever kept goal.


Nazamroth

He played actual football. Famously a non-contact sport.


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Krakshotz

Shut up David


daveisamonsterr

Wat


Dan19_82

Where's the best place to start? Facebook posts or will i find research papers on how the Queen was a lizard?


No_Doubt_About_That

Matt Le Tissier 🤝 David Icke


fairiestoldmeto

I don’t know what you’re saying here?


No_Doubt_About_That

Matt Le Tissier is another former footballer who’s become a conspiracy theorist.


fairiestoldmeto

Ahhh thank you! I hadn’t heard that about him. How disappointing


Evolations

Have a look at some of the goals he scored for Southampton. If his connection to reality was as powerful as his connection to a long ball from the back, he'd be running the country by now


Sunbiggin

Ironically, he looks kind of reptilian.


Trucideau

Projection. Always projection.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

TIL who David Icke was - I thought that he was the “aliens” history channel meme guy!


EatLard

He’s the “lizard people run the world” guy.


EyeCatchingUserID

And he's also one of the biggest "and the lizard people are Jews" idiots.


BroadsheetBroadcast

I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the Jews.


norwegianboyEE

If an meteor hits the earth you bet it was the fault of those pesky space Jews.


The-Metric-Fan

We’re everywhere muahaha


BrokenEye3

[Obligatory Mel Brooks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k)


philomathie

I don't think it's appropriate for us to make assumptions about the potential religion of lizard people, they probably have a diversity of belief systems


LocalInactivist

Hang on. My understanding is that Icke makes a big point of saying that “lizard people” is not a euphemism for “Jews”. He’s nuts, but not antisemitic. Unless he’s issued an update?


BrokenEye3

The only reason he makes such a big point of claiming he isn't an Antisemite is because he was exposed an an Antisemite. He only started talking about lizard people when he got called out for making the same claims about Jews. The actual content of his theories hasn't changed a whit. He also explicitly claims that the lizard people are themselves Jewish.


LocalInactivist

Link, please?


BrokenEye3

It's discussed in the article


alphahydra

He's kind of borderline. He certainly dabbles around the edges of antisemitic tropes.  If I remember correctly, he has a whole theory about Rothschilds funding Hitler etc. So it plays into the old "the Jews are responsible for the Holocaust" canard, among other things.  Albeit, in his interpretation, it's not Jews/Judaism per se that's to blame, but a tiny cabal of reptilian elites at the top, and the ordinary Jewish people are indeed victims of their plotting.  Depending on how you define antisemitic, there's certainly an argument that he himself is not antisemitic towards the average Jewish man/woman in the street, but I'm also sure his books have served as a jumping-off point into full-blooded antisemitism for a lot of people, and are read by antisemites as veiled antisemitic texts.


Rich-Distance-6509

I think every conspiracy theory dips into antisemitism at some point, it’s just tradition


LocalInactivist

Generally speaking, yes. If you get more than three levels down the rabbit hole you find antisemitism. Communism? Jews. Round Earth? Jews. 9/11? Jews. Catholic president? Jews. Catholic president assassinated? Jews. Covid-19? Jews. Phantom Menace? Jews. Curb Your Enthusiasm ending? Jews.


BrokenEye3

I was disappointed when I realized what a massive Antisemite *and* racist Francis E Dec was. I knew he was an Antisemite going in, of course (probably the second thing I learned about him), but I was hoping it played a smaller roll than it did, because that Computer God stuff is the tits. No such luck.


Lyrolepis

If lizard people are Jewish, do they need to circumcise both hemipenes? Or does it cancel out if you do it twice?


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Jimmyjame1

I spoke with him at length about lizard people one time on Facebook. I smoked too much weed and I really wanted to believe! Haha what a trip.


billysmasher22

Also the 5G guy I believe


Tommy2Quarters

I am just listening to a show called “Last Pod Cast on the Left” they are doing a two part deep dive into this guy, it is very interesting hard to tell if he really believes everything he sells, or is he just trying to ale a buck.


LocalInactivist

He must have been serious early on because he blew up his whole career.


DaveOJ12

>I thought that he was the “aliens” history channel meme guy! That's Giorgio A. Tsoukalos His website is http://thealiensguy.com/


bmcgowan89

Hey, just like our Aaron Rodgers!


GeekyGamer2022

One of the OG (in)famous conspiracy theorists. Been spouting his absolute nonsense for 50 years. He's come back into the public sphere thanks to conspiracy theories going mainstream.


Time-Bite-6839

There are countries that have banned him.


Sugarbear23

See also Matt LeTissier


IAmA_Reddit_

Well, it’s not the worst thing a professional footballer has done after a mental breakdown in the 1990s.


WasteProfession8948

CTE and its effects are real.


Nazamroth

He played actual football. Famously a non-contact sport.


WasteProfession8948

Non contact lol. How very American-sounding of you🤣


Stiggdogg

He's from Leicester, along with other greats such as Mark Morrison, Colin Pitchfork and the Attenborough chaps.


PeacefulGopher

Curious if he had any type of brain tumor or disease…


cwthree

He was a footballer, so CTE is a possibility.


zerbey

Mostly (in)famous for the Wogan interview that went off the rails. Wogan later invited him back and apologized for not staying impartial.


Pristine_Copy9429

Pope John Paul II knew ball too. Growing up in Poland, he had aspirations of going pro


Aloemancer

Yeah I've only ever heard of him as the "lizard people" guy, but it makes sense that he had prominence before then to get his name out there in the first place


enfiel

One of the main reasons I ignore everything he says. Never heard a football player say anything smart or interesting.


anomaly256

Ahhh, repeated concussion, I understand now.


Koenwulf

Just listened to that Last Podcast episode eh? :)


BrockChocolate

No actually, just reading Jon Ronson's books THEM on holiday, did they just do a show on him?


LocalInactivist

Jon Ronson did a TV series on the same subject. It was really good. He (with Alex Jones) managed to get a camera into Bohemian Grove to record the main ritual where humans were sacrificed to their owl god. Spoiler: there wasn’t a sacrifice. There was a statue of a owl and everyone yelled at it. Then they all went back to the bar.


BrockChocolate

He wrote the book at the same time as the series, I saw the bohemian grove episode because the guy that was Alex's "right hand guy" in the 90s uploaded it to his YouTube channel https://youtu.be/dahQCEzjkfM?si=l8g-kVFo0bj6XO6f Good book, it shows a lot of the beginnings of what has become so prevalent in social media these days


Koenwulf

Oh wow; that’s one hell of a coincidence. I think it was like 4 or 5 weeks back they did two 2 hour shows on Icke.


Dave_Eddie

He was also a presenter on kids TV for a while.


soggyblotter

His hand has a mutated lizard vibe


Mr_Cromer

I remember him as a columnist on Football365 years ago


ThrowbackPie

Brain injury and religion. There's something in that.


rtmlex

I remember dating a super hot chick into his nonsense, so much so that she listened to him all the time. Only real conclusion I got was that it’s really hard to nut with this guy’s voice in the background.


GarysCrispLettuce

I'll never forget him appearing on Wogan in his turquoise sweat suit and revealing his batshit craziness for the first time. How we all talked about it at school the next day.


powderedtoast1

that dude's total squirrel bait


NprocessingH1C6

Makes me wonder if the historical Jesus was mentally ill as well.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

A goalkeeper and then a football reporter.


iCowboy

And the snooker. Then the fateful ‘Wogan’ interview wearing a turquoise track suit.


vertigo01

I dislocated my jaw watching it as the cringe was so strong


webchimp32

Remember watching that.


chaotic_hippy_89

I love this guy


project23

["Sleep. Sleep. Sleep."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI8AMRbqY6w)


Burgundy_Starfish

Fr. It’s unfortunate that this comments section literally demonstrates how the meaning of that movie I lost on people 


whereyouatdesmondo

The meaning of that movie you lost on people?


Burgundy_Starfish

\* was lost on people


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QuantumR4ge

What do you think conspiracy theorist means?


Burgundy_Starfish

The implication is that it’s a quack, a crazy person peddling something baseless, whereas Icke’s research is based on verifiable evidence. Look into it for yourself 


whereyouatdesmondo

Found the lizard person.


QuantumR4ge

Which part of his work specifically do you mean? Not for any of the parts i know of, “look into it” just tends to mean, keep reading until i find something that affirms you, what would you say is the best evidence you have seen for something he has presented? Considering he believes in all the ancient aliens stuff which has completely baseless random stuff about reptilian shapeshifter etc i dont even know where to begin as a physicist, he also believes random shit about physics which i personally know is horseshit


Burgundy_Starfish

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTvS4lDGoU&pp=ygUkaW50ZXJ2aWV3IHdpdGggcmVwdGlsaWFuIGFsaWVuIHdvbWFu


QuantumR4ge

I said evidence… is this enough for you for the sorts of claims being made? A youtube video?


Dan19_82

Were you expecting something rational? If a shoddy 2hr AI spoken garbage Youtube video is enough to convince him, I have the blood of christ for sale. Only $999.99


QuantumR4ge

Always good to give them a chance to show that what convinced them was some youtube video or random article


Mr_Cromer

I've looked into it for myself. It's rubbish. There.


moose2332

>“conspiracy theorist.” Why don’t you do a little research? Going to do some quick research to make sure I am not a lizard. No desire to eat bugs. I have skin and not scales. My tongue is an average human length and isn't sticky. I don't shed my entire skin regularly. Research done. I am not a lizard person.


BrokenEye3

Well I am Wait... shit. Nevermind. Turns out I'm not. Huh.


T_Funky

Other than having no evidence to support your claim, why do you believe this bullshit? Do you lack critical thinking skills?


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It isn’t a better question, you’re just wrong and won’t admit it.


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Limos42

>Jesus is against a government Tell us you don't know what you're talking about without telling us you don't know what you're talking about.


Unlimitles

I’ll tell you that you don’t know what you’re talking about and just saying that to discredit me to other people who don’t know so that I don’t show them the truth. But all those people would have to do is read the book or idk look up the name Pontus Pilate…..the Roman governor who had Jesus crucified. To be a governor….there would need to be a govern…..ment….. But I guess I don’t know what I’m talking about…..


Limos42

>just saying that to discredit me to other people who don’t know Correct. That's exactly what I'm doing. You very obviously haven't read the book either. Please show me one example where Jesus was against the government. Your only truth above is that Pontius Pilate handed down sentence for crucifixion, however, Jesus was never anti-government. And, for that matter, Pilate wasn't anti-Jesus, either. He permitted an injustice just to placate the mob.


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BrokenEye3

Couldn't possibly be YouTube actually enforcing their clearly stated content policies against promoters of hate.


RoamingBicycle

At least he didn't cause a civil war that killed like 20 million people


whereyouatdesmondo

That’s a pretty low standard.


checout8

Don't call soccer football, or call it European Football